You know, it's always hilarious when my own personal conspiracy theories are proven right and I get to wave it in the faces of everyone who doubted me. I've been watching Carlin's rants about corruption in the government and documentaries about "the invisible hand behind the government" since I was in the single-digits, so my mind often drifts to conspiracy before anything else when it comes to reading news headlines or thinking about the connections of anyone in the government to anyone else with any potential political gains that they might be willing to pay for.

Yet, no matter how many times I show people I was right, they never listen the next time something obvious comes up. "Yeah sure, you were right the last 22 times, but this time is different. There's no way huge companies with a lot to gain through monetary political influence like Google, Microsoft, or [REDACTED] are in any way conspiring with the institutional corruption that you've already shown us exists beyond a shadow of a doubt in the mainstream media. No way could you be right about rigged voting machines despite the fact that the companies who make the machines are Clinton donators, just like how you were right about all that NSA spying stuff that Snowden revealed. That would be crazy."

There's another thing - all those people that doubt conspiracy theorists sure do love to use the word "crazy," don't they? It's almost like they were influenced by the same source, as if an unnamed government's numerous attempts to poison the well were successful. How strange!