What the hell is with women (mostly millennial women I suspect) spending all their free time sleeping?

"Hurr durr I'm dumb and I love to sleep."

I HATE sleeping. I only do it because I have to and I feel like shit if I don't. I get up early on every day off, because I don't want to lie in bed for a single second longer than I have to - not when I have an entire day to myself and cool things to do. Who the fuck would waste away hours of their life essentially being dead?

My last girlfriend used to sleep for sixteen hours a day if she had nothing else to do. I told her that she is basically in a coma and she said that would be ideal. Great, idiot. Be in a coma until you die and miss out on life completely.

Why do they do nothing but sleep? Are their lives that totally meaningless?