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The first results have come in
Georgia and South Carolina
are comfortably yours
Texas, Missouri, and Tennesee
are well within reach.
North Carolina and Florida
will make America great again.
Mr. Trump,
North Carolina...
North Carolina's polls already closed.
They are projected up three for Hillary.
If your name isn't Conway, Christine, Pence, or Gingrich, get out.
This is a total fraud!
You all told me we were winning!
All you low energy chokers dragged me down!
Who's gonna beg me for an endorsement now? Carly Fiorina?
No one wants to watch a loser on Trump TV.
Suddenly no one's returning my calls
and my hotels are pulling my name down.
Paul Ryan is laughing all the way back to the Kochs.
Trump, he's just trying to win the downticket-
I'm not on the down ticket! He won't even be speaker in a year!
Even after the Billy Bush video he kept his endorse-
But he cut off my campaign funds and removed me from events.
Those elite pricks hated me.
They put up with me.
Just as long as I dragged their voters to the polls,
they'd do anything I told them to.
Now everyone knows I don't pay my workers
and don't pay out to charity
and I'm walking into a court in a week!
That's gonna go over just great in a fraud trial!
My name was my only asset-
and now I'm going to be Mr Loser. #Sad
How can I talk shit on twitter now?
Thirty years of this shit
and now my brand is complete shit. Even my children!
I can't go back to selling condos.
Who's even going to go to my casinos?
This was supposed to be any easy boost!
Who let all those racist idiots vote me up?
Focus on 2020 Carly!
At least I took you all out with me.
What 30 year old is voting Republican?
You're fucked.
Sure no one will invest in Trump TV
but I'll head back to my penthouse and my gold trim
and call up a model or something.
#MAGA