I'm a self-employed private investigator working out of a bunker disguised as an anime fan's fetish shrine. So I follow this guy home, right, and he's eating CASHEWS. Fucking cahsews, a rich man's nut. He took our money and got rich, and he bought cashews. I knew the injustice had to stop, so I donned my $30 raincoat spraypainted black tactical trench coat and grabbed my dad's .357. I shot through his window, and missed on purpose to scare him (obviously I'm a crack shot thanks to the realistic bullet physics of Battlefield 1). Now that shill has the cops hunting me. I plan to explain to them the great injustices that man committed against me, what with his delivering me a disappointing video game. I'm laying low at my cousin's girlfriend's house as we speak. Everyone knows this was righteous justice, not unlike something Batman would do. Upvotes pls.