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[–]matrimftw 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well first, how do you perfectly blend a Margarita? Ingredients? Deep glasses or short and wide?

[–]WigglyCharlieSuck my dick, I'm a shark.[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, MDS is making them with three parts high-test tequila and one part sour mix, and salting the rims of the glasses with his tears. As far as the delivery system, Wiggly says it's all about short and wide, so that's what we're wrapping our lips around right now.

MDS makes a pretty good ottoman, too, although Wiggly keeps taunting him that he can be Greek if he moves around too much.

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_FRAMEInstant karma is my sexual strategy 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Tell us about the hidden columns of your spreadsheet!

Has BPPs score and rank changed?

What's your best advice for a husband to improve his score?

[–]WigglyCharlieSuck my dick, I'm a shark.[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

The hidden columns included entries such as: Pretends his childhood collection of stuffed animals are our children; Restrains me when the moon is full and my time is upon me; and Provides Office Yuks.

By the way, I only made the spreadsheet because ol' Blue Balls, Ph.D said all humans married women did it and I should, too, or the Men In Black Immigration might start to question our marriage.

Edit: My advice to married men to improve their scores would be to provide lots and lots of delicious molybdenum to their quondam female life-units, especially when they are in early division phase!

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_FRAMEInstant karma is my sexual strategy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks!

He also used to talk quite a bit about his very successful and attractive lawyer brother teaching him the TRP ropes and the true ways of women. And then he seems to have... disappeared. What happened? Do you both still work at the same firm?