I'M BILL CIPHER! I know LOTS OF THINGS! ASK ME ANYTHING!

primal-meridian · 1年前

Actually I have a bunch of questions so I'll just ask them in bulk:

Are there any demons other than yourself? And if so, are you on good terms with them?
How long have you been around?
Do dream catchers affect you in any way?
Are you at all interested in human pop culture?
Do you have control over what form you take, considering you're a being of pure energy from another dimension? If so, why do you choose to be a triangle? 5b. If you had the opportunity, would you give up your power to become a human and live among us secretly for an extended period of time (assuming you haven't done that already)? You seemed to really enjoy being a human back when you possessed Dipper.
How much can you do in a mindscape?
Why did you choose to bother Dipper and Mabel? Are they just the perfect chesspieces for your master plan, or is there some other reason? Also, do you honestly do NOTHING but watch them constantly? Because that's creepy, dude.
Can you see the future? How much DO you know?

Edit: I can't post a picture of myself because I like privacy and I don't want you to know what I look like so you hopefully won't be able to possess me or try to make a deal with me, but here's the next best thing: THE DISNEY MASCOT WEARING A TINFOIL HAT!

Not_Dipper_Pines · 1年前

Hey Bill, it’s me! Dip- I mean I’m totally not Dipper. I’m just some stranger. I got some questions for you.

1) What is your biggest weakness? Anything I can exploit?

2) What is your evil master plan? How can we stop it?

3) Do you think I’m Dipper? Because I’m totally a random stranger. I’M NOT DIPPER, I REPEAT, I’M NOT DIPPER.

4) What was the password to the laptop?

5) What did Mcgucket warm me- I mean not me but that incredibly smart and handsome dude called ‘’Dipper’’ about? What was Mcgucket scared about?

6) Why do we have to buy gold?

Well, hope you can answer this questions, now I need to go sleep since the last time I got sleep deprivation I tried to eat my shirt and things went really bad.. BYE!

edit: this is me! http://imgur.com/kjLBn9g

Edit:

Arg, my sister hacked into my account! Note to self: don't use WENDYISTOOHOT as a password. Or maybe it was part of the dream? I don't know anymore. Well, it's fixed anyway.

Inumaru12 · 1年前

Hi William/Billy/Bill,

I’d figure I’d be easier to ask all the questions at once so here ya go! Thank you in advance for answering any and all these questions!

1) What is a good convincing point to buy gold? What’s the point?

2) What can you tell us about the author? What is he like?

3) Does the phrase “Fire Walk With Me” mean anything to you?

4) So back in Sunday School the church I went to was very old and took everything very seriously. The priests used to have a serious talk with us about about demons and the such and took our questions very seriously and answered everything that they could. They said that if there was a possession that even if the demon was gone; it still had a way into the person into the person if the person wasn’t blessed and or purified of the demon essence. So, my question is, since Dipper hasn’t gone to a church to be blessed/purified, at least that we’ve seen, is it possible that you still have some sort of back door of sorts into his mind and body? Or even that you have a sort of way to control him? If you can answer anything, that would be great

5) Can you change shape like take on a humanoid form? Like a human shape or kinda like an object head? Or that you were even human?

uddictiun · 1年前

Good evening to you, sir! I’ve been crazy excited about this AMA, thank you for doing this!! I have a few questions so if you get a chance please answer any you can!
Why 4/1/15 at 11:30? Or at least any hints as to if this timing is significant?
Any family?
What’s your opinion on Gompers?
What do you think about Stan Pine’s brother?
Do you know if Soos knew about the car accident?
Favorite constellation?
And last question! (Sorry there were so many!) Do you think Wendy’s kind of icy?

(also, I wish my name was Chris.)
Edit: Also, my tinfoil hat offering. (I hope this counts because I like this more than making a normal one hahaha.)

T51-B · 1年前

Hello there Bill. I've got a few questions that need answers if you're up for them. Pic of tinfoil: http://i.imgur.com/kyVdVSh.jpg?1 Sorry 'bout the crop job, didnt have a lot of time or foil. I've also added a defaced dollar: http://i.imgur.com/siFpcei.jpg

What does stan's Tattoo mean to you?

When Gideon summoned you, you mentioned that it was "Good to be back". When was the last time you came to Gravity Falls?

When you made your deal with Gideon to enter Stan's mind and ended up losing the combo to the safe, can Gideon be accused of being the deal breaker simply because the code was not ultimately unobtainable? If so, do you plan on paying him a visit and dealing out retribution for a deal broken?

One more for you: Just out of curiosity, you clearly have some history with Stan Pines. Any chance you would be willing to give us a little detail?

BunnyDeville · 1年前

Hi, I'm asking this question for my daughter, u/pinkiestar, who had by god best be in bed asleep.

She says: Hey, Bill. I'm not sure if meeting demons is a good thing or not, but I'm going to ignore that and ask you dumb questions.

You see lots of things, but can you see that kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
Also, do you plan on killing anyone soon? Because that's not cool, man.

edit: The things we do for love... here's mama in a tinfoil hat. Imgur

DLM-Gir · 1年前

Hey Bill, Longtime Fan here. So, I was pondering the other night, are you a being outside of the human known concepts of time and space? Or are you an entity brought upon by a feasible, possibly earthly, concept that is unknown to most mortal men?

Also a side note, I applied for an animation program tonight and I’m really hoping to get in, anyway we could make a deal to make this a sure thing? ;)

rurifalls · 1年前

Are you acquainted with Time Baby or know of his existence?

Andrew13112001 · 1年前

1) Can you actually see the future?

2) Do you have something like a best friend, or a friend, at least?

bkaneshiro14 · 1年前

What's your opinion on the tapestry hanging in the Northwest's mansion? You know, the one with you and the bowing people and the fire.

Moose_And_Mug · 1年前

Dear Mr.Cipher, if you are an all-powerful being with no weaknesses, why did you need to make a deal with Dipper to possess his body? Doesn't that put a limit on you and prove that you're not all powerful?

s325diana · 1年前

How do you feel after lying about being a human to get in here?

withabee · 1年前

what is the meaning of life for us mortals?

Junryou · 1年前

You call Dipper "Pine Tree." Is this because you don't know his true name?

http://i1256.photobucket.com/albums/ii497/Junryou_RS/tin-hat_zpsezgqctvv.jpg

pazcifica · 1年前

What do you even do when we don't see you on the show?

Also, how would a girl like me go about crushing her enemies?

CaptOcie · 1年前

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN, OR CONSIDERED BEING, IN LOVE? http://i.imgur.com/1bkmFYF.png

Vethica · 1年前

Mr. Cipher, what do you make of your popularity with the ladies? Do you have any explanation or plans to mobilize them into a fangirl army?

devenrc · 1年前

Approximately how many ounces of gold should we buy before the apocalypse dawns upon us?
Is it true that you were once a human being?
Tell us a joke.

NeeOdine · 1年前

EDIT: Tinfoil hat, and you're even in the picture!

Bill, if you are in fact possessing Alex, and you need to cut a deal-- what is Alex getting out of the deal?

KamikazePlatypus · 1年前

Hey Bill. What's up with Wendy's mom?

Edit: Alright, you guys got me. Here's my tin foil hat.

Double edit: ACCEPT MY OFFERING OH GREAT ONE!

The_Amazing_Alpha · 1年前

How does one get such a slender physique as yours, Bill?

tuxisme · 1年前

Hey, Bill, What can you tell me about a guy named Tad Strange?

EDIT: It's 2 AM, Bill. It's 2 AM and I am in a crowded, sleepy house in the suburbs. So I made you an offering.

artisticbliss · 1年前

Are you planning anything particularly exciting in the future? Like the end of the world? EDIT: Here's the tinfoil hat. http://imgur.com/Y3VqJSi

ZeAwsumStorm · 1年前

Mr.Cipher? I'd like to ask : 1.) when are you born? 2.) Who created you? 3.) What are the things you have already done with Stanley? 4.) Can you tell my real name????

Carrehz · 1年前

Hi Mr. Cipher! I'm a huge fan!

I was wondering, what do you do to unwind? Any hobbies? :)

Jonarobin · 1年前

WILL THE PLAIN OF YOUR EXISTENCE LAST LONGER THAN 2 SEASONS OR IS THIS THE END OF OUR CONNECTION WITH YOU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdbYsoEasio heres recorded screams

FiveIronFanatic · 1年前

Are you actually equilateral, or is one of your sides just a teensy bit longer than the other two?

lurker_registered · 1年前

Willy, what do you know about a "magical" mailbox in the woods of Gravity Falls?

Saltbearer · 1年前

What is something you wish you hadn't seen?

multibears · 1年前

my heart goes out to you, bill. there are so many comments. good luck. keep on truckin... or should i say keep on trianglin'

Chiaki_Hamano · 1年前

Dear Mr. Cipher,

WHAT IS YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION?

JoelLikesPigs · 1年前

puma shirt or panther shirt?

DerpDerpalton · 1年前

What will happen if pinocchio says that he will grow his nose?

seersucker_socks · 1年前

Heya Bill, what's the best/worst deal you've ever made?

Ominashi · 1年前

Will I be seeing you in my dreams tonight?

MushyPlushie · 1年前

What's with the hat? I like it! Where can I get one?

YoSoyRawr · 1年前

William, as you are a dream demon, can you tell me how to achieve my dreams?

theHarnedKang · 1年前

So. Bill. We all know pain is hilarious, but what is the MOST hilarious kind of pain?

PekaSairroc · 1年前

So what's in Dipper's internet history anyway?

SomeonesBirthday · 1年前

Can you draw us a self-portrait?

swimatm · 1年前

What's your favorite place to people watch in Gravity Falls?

_BILLCIPHER · 1年前

Why do dudes have nipples?

Lethe_Bramble · 1年前

Which of the 7 deadly sins is your favourite?

CheckMatingSeason · 1年前

Who should we beware of?

Mindlesssavage · 1年前

Can I hug you?

Archivemod · 1年前

Do you know what spawned your existence?

Rockgal73 · 1年前

Why should we buy gold?

arekayrk · 1年前

What's the worst that could happen?

BillNyeTheCypherGuy · 1年前

WHY DO YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS

ufo_breakdown · 1年前

Are there any magical symbols that you hate?

the_learning_curve · 1年前

Hello, William! I've got a few questions, and I would be honored if you answered at least one of them:

Of all the bodies you've ever possessed, which one was your favorite?

You were right about the Gravity Falls universe: it is a hologram, it's a cartoon. But what about our universe?

Do you ever go to Illuminati meetings, or are they just like your fan club?

Edit: Don your tinfoil hats, everyone! http://i.imgur.com/RnhxYid.jpg

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PM_ME_CUTE_PUPPYS · 1年前

Bill Cipher, magnificent all-knowing dream-demon, I am humbled by your presence. I stayed up til 1:30 in hopes you’d answer a question from a human Texan unworthy as I.

What is Pine-tree’s middle name?
Also, do you have a middle name? If not, what name would you choose?

P.S. I drew you THIS.

Edit: Here is your offering

SecretlyAnonymous · 1年前

So, Bill, how on Earth did a pair of twelve-year-olds (and Soos) manage to defeat our favorite dream demon? And in Stan's mindscape, no less?

Or rather, if your later sarcasm about it was accurate, why did you let them win?

Also, have you ever possessed Blind Ivan?

Edit: I'm short on tin foil at the moment. Would you accept a cartoon equivalent?

Lemongogo · 1年前

1) Did Gideon ever fulfill his part of the deal with you?

2) What is it about Mabel that you like so much?

3) What is the best thing about being a dream demon?

5) What's with the top hat, bro, it's 2k15. maybe you should shape up

6) It must be tough having one eye: tell me, do your all-natural lashes ever get in the way?

7) Is isosceles the new equilateral?

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damn-fine-coffee · 1年前

When Gideon summoned you, you said, "Gravity Falls, it's good to be back." Where do you go when you're not in Gravity Falls? Why did you leave in the first place? Did you have to wait for someone to summon you before you could come back?

NearSightedGirl · 1年前

*~~FYI I'm not exactly decent (EDT so "sleep clothes") I made a comic though.~~

1) Do you need to have a contract with a person to take over their body or enter someone's mind? On that subject I'm not a lawyer but didn't you keep your end of the bargain with Dipper? Do you plan to pull strings on that deal any time soon?

2) Why was there a picture of you on a tapestry in the Northwest's Manor?

3) What was the weirdest dream you ever saw in a human's mind?

4) Do you know the demons from the Ars Goetia? If yes, how does Decarabia feel about Gideon using his likeness as the Tent of Telepathy mascot?

5) In your opinion are bow ties cool?

6) How's outer space these days?

7) Are you self-employed? Do you have anything to do with Fidelity Investment Banking?

8) What's green hangs on a wall and whistles?

9) Is the mailman a werewolf like Soos suspects?

10) Does the invisible wizard have a name? Why does he hide in the twins' closet? Is he upset Grenda is Marius's girlfriend now? Why does he keep untying Dipper's shoes?

I don't expect them all to be answered.

Cirrusoul · 1年前

Hi Bill! Welcome! Love your work—you have no idea how exciting it is to be talking to you! Since time is short and money, like you, I come bearing only my two very best questions:

That eye of yours is really something—but is it good enough that you, without the need for a blacklight, can read text written in invisible ink?
Demons are known to be proud creatures that are tricky in their dealings with humans, and you definitely seem to fit that description. So, what’s the best bait and switch you’ve ever pulled on someone who made a deal with you?

Oh, one more thing. You’ve caused a lot of grief and strife, but you haven’t done anything all that awful yet. And the symbol Grunkle Stan wears suggests he’s part of an order that considers the Eye of Providence—you—to be a good thing. It’s kind of early to say this and I might be a fool for it, but I don’t think you’re the show’s Big Bad Villain. I guess what I’m saying is…I trust you.

Not to be the guy that messes up everything for good, I mean.

So please, don’t prove me wrong!

FlygonJinn · 1年前

Mr. William Cipher, before Dipper, what was the last body you inhabited and used like a puppet? http://i.imgur.com/FmOdbd0.jpg

Ladra_ · 1年前

Hey Bill, these questions have been rattling around in my mind for a while. I hope you’ll be able to shed some light on them.

When is the exact time and date of Soos’ death?

Be honest- was it Jam or Blood on Norman’s face?

And finally Bill- we’re all aware of your PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER, but how’s the living space? Where does an omniscient mind-demon kick back and relax?

psyducktective · 1年前

Hey, William! I noticed when you were using li'l Dipdop as a "puppet" you mentioned it had been a while since you'd inhabited a body. Have you had any other amusing possession experiences you could share with us?

Also, on an unrelated note, I was wondering if, since you know lots of things, could you clear something up? Are narwhals actually real or is their supposed existence a huge conspiracy by marine biologists so that they can feel superior to the common folk?

Here's a humble offering: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eusuKrLTqE

EDIT: This may not be very effective :/ http://imgur.com/177ruht

Sonicyay2 · 1年前

I don't see why not.

1)What exactly are your plans for the future? Is there an apocalypse we should know of?

2)Why buy gold?

3)If you knew Gideon would lose due to know knowing of the Gideon-Bot the day after you entered Stan's mind, why even do the mission in the first place?

4)Is there any meaning to the tattoo that "Stan Pines" has?

5)Did "Stan Pines" ever try to do something related to you near a portal underneath the Mystery Shack?

6)On your Journal page on Journal #2, there is a wheel surrounding you, including characters in Gravity Falls like Dipper, Mabel, Soos and Stan. What is the meaning behind that wheel?

keetzkeetzmf · 1年前

Bill!!! Edit: Here is your requested portrait

What is the exact date and time of my death?
What can you compare being in Stan Pine's mind too?
Was it your doing that Zayn left One Direction?

waffletoast · 1年前

Hey Bill, great to meet you. I love your work on the dollar bill.

My question is this: What would be the perfect type of human body to possess, and why?

Second...Has anything ever scared you? If you can, tell us what it was!

prismahays · 1年前

Have you ever been to a place called Beach City? There's a conspiracy nut there you might have some fun with!

Siesna · 1年前

Dear Mr. Cipher,

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thesilentspy · 1年前

Okay Bill, several questions for you (from the serious to the not serious)

1.) Where were you before you were summoned? the background seems to suggest space but that doesn't seem...right given your nature.

2.) Was Dipper's laptop crash an illusion or actually real?

3.) Do people have to be asleep for you to appear to them?

4.)Are there other demons out there?

5.)What's behind the 2 sub-level door of the Mystery Shack? You know, the one between the ground floor and portal level?

6.) Is the snowstorm that Dipper and Mabel saw in Time Traveler's Pig the same one that occurred outside in McGucket's memory?

7.) Does the portal still work?

8.) How did you meet/when did you appear to Stanley (assuming that's his name)?

9.) Is there really a nightmare realm?

10.) How many appearances will you be making this season?

11.) Can we have a vague hint has to what will happen in the next episode?

12.) If a printer copy of the shapeshifter turned into water would it dissolve itself?

13.) How many people will die in Gravity Falls?

14.) Are the Northwests followers of yours? C'mon spill the details, that tapestry is too unnatural not to have a story behind it.

15.)What did you trade Alex Hirsch for you in order for you to have his body? (was it unlimited flannel? I bet it was unlimited flannel)

16.) Who stole the capers?

17.) Does flannel posses supernatural qualities?

18.) Can you ask Alex if there's going to be any more Merch this summer?

19.) Has science gone too far?

20.) Is the reason why everything is on fire in your tapestry just due to poor fireworks safety by Dipper and Mabel in Not What He Seems?

21.) Are you coming for anyone's first born like traditional demons or is Chauncy enough?

fruithipster · 1年前

So.... Are you currently possessing Alex, and, if he is conscious, what is he doing in the mindscape? And are you concerned about the Author returning?

Flaaarp · 1年前

Does Soos really know more than we think? Also are axolotls at all relevant to anything in Gravity Falls? Thanks for taking time away from ... whatever it is that you do to do this AMA!

alexisaisu · 1年前

Hey, Bill! Would you want to have a personal flesh vessel, or would that be too limiting long-term? Roughly how many inhabiting-a-body deals have you made?

Faith25 · 1年前

I know you are a yellow pyramid, but are you also a red herring?

hummingfly · 1年前

Hey Bill, I’ve noticed that the last couple deals you’ve made have been with children. Do you have a personal preference for who you make deals with, or would you make them with just anyone who summons you?

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