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[–]detinuHerrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why the fuck is Zlatan taking our free kicks when we clearly have better free kick takers?

[–]TheTrackPadUserRashgod 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wanna see Pogba score this free

[–]Blakred 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So it seems like the sub is already turning on Mou and Ibra. Do we really need like a month's worth of games to turn on manager and players?

[–]MoosjeMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the fuck was that?! 😂

[–]macAaronEGiggs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Otamendi is a tool. Don't know if I hate him or Nolito more.

[–]LarsHoneytoast44 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mata got some fly boots

[–]Hey-Bo-bandyRashford 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bang it in sham

[–]Droidx1De Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just remember though they were all over us last month, then after half time they tired and we started creating loads of chances, if we go in at 0-0 we've got a good chance here

[–]MoosjeMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cmon Ibra!

[–]detinuHerrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

20$ says Ibra skies this free kick.

[–]HDvik 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

Watch Ibra bang this freekick rigt into the fucking wall.. Why the hell is he taking freekicks?

[–]FuckOffFuckYouCuntDe Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The only free kick I remember Ibra taking for us was one that nearly went in, prevented by a good save. What are you on about.

[–]HDvik 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yep. Hit the wall. Useless freekicks.. Get Pogba or Mata to take them. Even Blind is better.

[–]ViromenEric Cantona 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

yeh, tends to do this..

Let Mata take it or Pogba

[–]Blakred 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good chance for Mata

[–]stonecoldstunnah 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

fucking hell we love starting slow

[–]account_locked_ -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't understand our defensive approach... are we closing them down? Or trying to stay compact? High up the pitch or defending deep? Seems like we are trying to do all of them and not doing any of them.

[–]first_aid 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

no triangles, no one-twos

[–]jazavchar 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nope, just fucking long balls and hoofs. It's sad we're relying on Carrick's long balls.

[–]tammodi -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

City all over us

[–]Crusty_Gammon_FlapsBailly 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wouldn't say all over us. They haven't really done anything either.

[–]MoosjeMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Amazing how Shaw didn't see that pass from Mata. Needs to think quicker if we're gonna exploit the wings

[–]MDXLegendRooney -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We really are long ball United.

[–]SonofIndiaVan Persie -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

damn this Garcia kid looks to be a very good footballer. has got that silky touch vibe!

[–]TheTrackPadUserRashgod -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucks sake, bench Ibra. He's been shit.

[–]1wordcommmentValencia 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't know whose job it is but Shaw is not getting any support at all.

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    [–]SonofIndiaVan Persie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    haha yeah he looks pretty sick

    [–]ZlatanMourinho 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Wtf is wrong with Zlatan?

    [–]ausnick2001It 's Carrick y'knoooow 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Ibra forgetting he had the assists off...

    [–]marcodjHerrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

    just tuned in, how are we doing? Edit: so usual slow start got it

    [–]ausnick2001It 's Carrick y'knoooow 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

    City have had one gilt-edged chance otherwise not a lot to speak about for either side.

    [–]Xanian123 -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Gilt*. Sorry to be that guy.

    [–]ausnick2001It 's Carrick y'knoooow 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Thank you, bloody auto correct!

    [–]K-rock7Pogba 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Wow Ibra, wayyy too much on that ball

    [–]Crusty_Gammon_FlapsBailly 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Bit of a heavy pass.

    [–]ICanNotEvenBananaThe Ginger Prince 1ポイント2ポイント  (6子コメント)

    What if Rojo or Blind gets injured? We have no central defenders on the bench. Mou is going to move down Pogba, isn't he?..

    [–]Nelfoos5Ferdinand 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Carrick has played there

    [–]KaratekickinCantonaKing Eric -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Way to take the quote out of context.

    [–]ICanNotEvenBananaThe Ginger Prince 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It was a joke, mate. I know it isn't going to happen :)

    [–]Box_Man23Shaw 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Darmian I'd assume or Carrick

    [–]first_aid 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    darmian can probably play as CB

    [–]MoosjeMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    What the fuck was Ibra doing there? Awful awful pass

    [–]luigi9851 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Doesn't is sometimes look like when Zlatan is dribbling he forgets about the ball

    [–]SonofIndiaVan Persie -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    aaaaaah! Ibra!

    [–]bapeimpalaDe Gea -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    ibra is such a cunt rn

    [–]ViromenEric Cantona -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Haha - that pass from Zlatan I swear...

    [–]imsowitty21 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Was that a terrible pass?

    [–]Takley 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Good job Andy Carroll

    [–]BubbalipShabbadoopDrinkaDrinkaDrinkaDrink4EricTheKingTheKingTheKing 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    To be fair, Carrol would at least have pinged it off Rashfords knee or something.

    [–]Low-Born-Scum 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That was among the worst passes I've seen, what the fuck Zlatan

    [–]Surf23van Nisterlooy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    What a pass from Ibra!

    [–]sirakov97Rooney 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Whenever we attack there is no space but as soon as we lose the ball City make something more dangerous than anything we've done in 5 passes... And we are at Old Trafford.

    [–]Cr7NeTwOrK 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    A couple of years ago teams would shit their pants playing at OT

    [–]redberg12 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Zlatan will never score when he keeps having to drop back to help lining up the game

    [–]klempo 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Now that Nasri is not here anymore, Nolito must be the most punchable face in City's shirt.

    [–]EmSixTeenGregg 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Navas looks like a bad magician though.

    [–]amagneto 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I've been calling him Nasri's uglier brother. They don't look dissimilar.

    [–]SonofIndiaVan Persie 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Mata has been inspirational this season

    [–]Crusty_Gammon_FlapsBailly 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    They just keep showing Pep looking angry.

    [–]macAaronEGiggs 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Did they water the pitch with Vaseline?

    [–]SonofIndiaVan Persie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Shaw should have seen Pogba's run

    [–]edgar193DAVE SAVES -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    ROJO FUCKING SUCKS FFS

    [–]ldnab 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Why is Nolito always so greasy.

    [–]HighOnNicotine -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    We're being sent on a wild goose chase by City's passing.

    [–]MK-Ultra-Be Champions 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Lack of vision in our team is outstanding.

    [–]FuckOffFuckYouCuntDe Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    So bad in the final third. We're actually like England in a way. Shit at breaking teams down.

    [–]ironic99 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Pogba kept losing the ball. He needs to adjust himself to the speed of English football game.

    [–]MoosjeMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Slippy ground is making everyone nervous

    [–]strawzySchweinsteiger's godly calves 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yup you can definitely tell everyone is more hesitant.

    [–]angryjukeboxRojo 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Pogba's often got 2 men on him in possession, going to be hard for him to do much this game.

    [–]tammodi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    If that means Mata or Herrera are likely to be unmarked at times then fine.

    [–]Cavi_Solskjaer 0ポイント1ポイント  (7子コメント)

    Where is this game being shown in USA? Usually on Fox streaming... can't find it there for some reason.

    EDIT: thanks everyone! forgot the europa league is what's on fox...

    [–]FuckOffFuckYouCuntDe Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Just in case you didn't get it... Bein

    [–]Cavi_Solskjaer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    lol thanks. reminded me of "a marathon, a what? a marathon, a what?"

    [–]ldnab 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Carrick belongs in the Pirlo/Xabi tier of players and I'll fight anyone who disagrees with me.

    He's been the backbone of our most successful run and is still our best midfielder.

    [–]hignz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    And the fact he isn't get a look in in the PL is depressing.

    [–]M1904 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He sees everything about 5 moves before everyone else.

    [–]tammodi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I agree that Carrick has been quality but to suggest he's ever been on a par with Xabi Alonso is ridiculous.

    [–]TheDoctor512Van der Sar 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Is Ibra playing 10 with Rashford in front of him? It certainly looks so

    [–]Shadowbanned24601Formerly /u/colmshan1990 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It looks like Rashford is on the wing.

    He's just fast and able to get up the pitch much more quickly than Ibrahimovic who keeps dropping back to look for the ball.

    [–]Blakred 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    City are pressing high, so our mids can't bring the ball up to him, so he has to drop back to grab it. Problem is Pogba runs forward, and Ibra gets stuck as either a winger or a midfielder. He's a great player, but can't be effective unless he's at 9.

    [–]strawzySchweinsteiger's godly calves 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I feel like a goal for either end is going to be caused someone slipping because of the pitch.

    [–]CatFoodBeerAndGluePaul Scholes, he scores goals 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Shouldn't be a booking there, he clearly slipped. Pitch is fucked.

    [–]uzrnmechkzoutMartial 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    We have no offense lol

    [–]Melanjoly 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That ball from Carrick was better than anything Fellaini has managed in the past 3 years lmao.

    [–]SonofIndiaVan Persie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Carrick <3

    [–]bboiabbM'rinho 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    harsh yellow but understandable

    [–]grobutMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Was it raining today?

    [–]Crusty_Gammon_FlapsBailly 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Commentators sound a bit shocked that Blind didn't get a yellow. He didn't do anything wrong.

    [–]W0rsleyRafael 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Can definitely see someone getting injured here.

    [–]3axapu 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    It's hilarious how players that know they fucked up with their tackle stay on the ground so they look like the victim.

    [–]K1Kingy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    To be fair he slipped and Blind fell on his head.

    [–]MK-Ultra-Be Champions 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Rashford needs to ball one on one against this RB early on, dont let him settle.

    [–]Blakred 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I'm not confident in our team, but the amount of "we're gonna lose" and "we're shit" comments is way too high.

    [–]I_am_a_sheepRashford 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It was 5 minutes into the game and people were already complaining.

    [–]MoosjeMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Ground is so slippy, for fucks sake.

    [–]bboiabbM'rinho -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Gerrard is so slippy, for fucks sake.

    [–]ldnab 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I think lack of Stones/Sterling has markedly improved this team. They've both usually been the reason the defence/attack broke down for City during their bad run of form.

    [–]Benphyre-69 points 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    wtf is with the pitch

    [–]TheTrackPadUserRashgod 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Prepare for the Fernandinho had Pogba in his back pocket and the Pogba last seen at OT facebook posts.

    [–]strawzySchweinsteiger's godly calves 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The state of this pitch is annoying as fuck

    [–]bogoroh -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Young Rashford looking fresh again

    [–]Crusty_Gammon_FlapsBailly 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Valencia has been pretty great so far. Put so,e really good tackles in.

    [–]Low-Born-Scum 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Harsh yellow

    [–]cristiano10sMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Dean is fucking mentally impaired

    [–]tammodi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Harsh? I don't think Mike Dean even saw what happened lol.

    [–]hibajibaScholes 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The ground seems to have been watered too much, everyones slipping.

    [–]MoosjeMartial 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I genuinely want to know why, after three managers and countless transfers we still look nervous attacking compared to every other team in football.

    [–]Sensur10Nani 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    IMO: we keep hiring managers that insist on balance, defence and cohesion. We're not going for managers that wants to play fluid attacking football.

    Case in point: Klopp. With his "gegenpressing" and Pochettinos "animal" philosophy with high level of fitness and high pressure.

    [–]HarambeTime 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Valencia is an amazing right back. No garry neville but he's suprised me.

    [–]pepmourinhoLingard 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Shaw getting pwned so far tonight...

    [–]tammodi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    True but 10 mins in. Plenty of time to settle.

    [–]mycousinvinny99Herrera -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Incoming 4-1....

    [–]CatFoodBeerAndGluePaul Scholes, he scores goals 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Shaky start for us. Not inspiring confidence just yet, hope we settle soon.

    [–]SonofIndiaVan Persie 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

    damn could have very well been a penalty! :|

    [–]MoosjeMartial 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    It would've been ridiculously harsh.

    [–]SonofIndiaVan Persie 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    City looking much much sharper!

    [–]Blakred 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Worst thing is if Guardiola feels like it he can bring in Gundogan, Sterling and Aguero and just have Gundogan ping balls for those two to run

    [–]WrongSockPair 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Nolito really looks like a cunt

    [–]DipsetThug32 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Safe to say we've put out a stronger side than they have?

    [–]tkwouterMemphis -1ポイント0ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Ha - we've put our "strongest" 11 out. They definitely have not.

    [–]WrongSockPair 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Strongest? Rojo? Really?

    [–]tkwouterMemphis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Bailly is injured, and Smalling is either out of form or out of gas. Don't really have another senior option.

    [–]DipsetThug32 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    yeah. Anything less than a win looks brutal.

    [–]mrpiggywinkles52Rooney 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

    This is pathetic

    [–]FatJohnson6Van Persie 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Did you expect to be up 3-0 already?

    [–]TheTrackPadUserRashgod 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    See how when our defenders get it, they press and run towards us but when they have the ball, our players jog and walk to them.

    [–]first_aid 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    that was a penalty... lucky

    [–]FatJohnson6Van Persie -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Over-under on how many glaring mistakes Rojo makes tonight?

    [–]tammodi -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    How about support the guy?

    [–]MDXLegendRooney 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Pogba getting depossessed easily.

    [–]ldnab 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Blind's looking clumsy so far today. Hope he adjusts quickly. Really need him to find some form.

    [–]Pizzaboy2 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Just look how quickly they put pressure on us every time we get the ball

    [–]Sensur10Nani 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Holy shit how weak Pogba has started this game

    [–]Fungi89Vidić 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    He loses the ball so often, it's been a problem since he's come back

    [–]Sensur10Nani 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yeah I hate it. It seems like he's always trying to prove something instead of just passing the ball

    [–]AfricaisnttoobadRooney 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He's lost the ball three times already.

    [–]Sensur10Nani 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Did they spray cooking oil with their sprinklers? They're slipping g

    [–]dixiedean99John O'Shea 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Got this on the laptop and bake off on the TV, who's on team Andrew?

    [–]ldnab 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Did Mata just run into Valencia?

    [–]KaratekickinCantonaKing Eric -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Come on mods, sticky this thread already. Scrolling all the way down to find this is ridiculous.

    [–]ICanNotEvenBananaThe Ginger Prince -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

    It's the second thread when sorted by new. Not very hard

    [–]GolDeScholes 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Fuck sake. Wear the right boots lads!

    [–]danskzwag 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm sick of the amount times utd players have been slipping at home

    [–]iamadudesShaw 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Stupid jokes aside, How are we playing?

    [–]Sensur10Nani 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Poorly at the moment. We're on the defense, keeps losing possession and just hoofs the ball from the defenders

    [–]ldnab 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Thanks to LvG's quirks this may be one of the rare occasions a major club starts two left footed centre backs.

    And they called him mad for buying up all those leftbacks back in 2014.

    [–]Crusty_Gammon_FlapsBailly 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Why is everyone slipping over?

    [–]Melanjoly 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    We are honouring Slippy G's retirement announcement with a little tribute.

    [–]tim1901De Gea 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Rashford is not cut out for the wing.

    [–]DipsetThug32 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Why isn't this thread bold and green and at the top of the front page?

    [–]jazavchar 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The fuck is up with the pitch, looks like they're playing on skates out there

    [–]MDXLegendRooney -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Jesus fucking christ! We are back to the LvG days, passing it back at the littlest hint of pressure.

    [–]ausnick2001It 's Carrick y'knoooow 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Playing Carrick seems to be a good move so far. City are pressing us high up the pitch and Carrick making himself available for our CBs to pass to is going to be key (as he just did for Rojo).

    [–]drizzt001Keano 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Have we watered the pitch with fucking vaseline?

    [–]Melanjoly 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Our centre half partnership does not fill me with confidence. Rojo definitely needs replacing with someone more solid ala Brown.

    [–]Apollo76Ibrahimovic 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Well we haven't conceded yet, so there's something at least

    [–]KING_OF_SLOTHVan Nistelrooy 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Has Blind played at right centre back before for us?

    [–]Blakred -2ポイント-1ポイント  (3子コメント)

    ...yes...like most of last season? Y'all are absolutely right, I missed the "right" part

    [–]mattinm 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He was left centre back. Smalling at right.

    [–]Redliner91 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He played LCB for most of last season. Not RCB. That was Smalling.

    [–]AirIndexLVG is dead, long live LVG 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Last year he played left.

    [–]danskzwag 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    How many times are we going to let Navas have a 1v1 against Shaw

    [–]dxdrummerDe Gea 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Noob fan here: I keep hearing fans call the EFL cup meaningless...do people really not care if we win a cup? I get it's not the Premiere League or the Champions League titles, but the way people talk about it it sounds like just showing up to EFL games is more trouble than it's worth

    [–]Droidx1De Gea 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It's a bit like the Europa league is to the FA cup, just a less prestigious tournament that takes up valuable rest time

    [–]BubbalipShabbadoopDrinkaDrinkaDrinkaDrink4EricTheKingTheKingTheKing 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    In the Fergie days it was seen as a tin pot cup (he even pulled them out of the FA Cup one season). Now? We'd take it.