I choose to be single because dating is exhausting. I enjoy my time to myself. I can do whatever I choose to do. I don't have to live up to somebody else's expectations. I don't have to listen to nagging. I don't have to listen to complaining. I don't have to deal with entitlement issues.

I can be myself and not give a fuck if anybody likes it or not. I don't have to worry about being attractive or holding frame. I don't have to learn game or be a social god. I don't have to have a six pack or be 6 feet 5 inches. I don't have to make a 6 figure salary to be good enough for somebody else.

I don't have to be better than 80 percent of the men out there. I don't have to be like 50 shades of grey in bed. I can do whatever I want and not give a fuck if anybody else approves of it or not.