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Weird Dilbert Guy and Wonkette darling Scott Adams has had a rough couple of weeks. Last week, he claimed he was SHADOWBANNED by Twitter, and also that people were being paid by some mysterious and unknown entity to say mean stuff to him on Twitter, because he is so awesome and beloved that no one would do that for free.

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Frankly, Scott Adams has had it UP TO HERE with these Clinton bullies!

I’ve been trying to figure out what common trait binds Clinton supporters together. As far as I can tell, the most unifying characteristic is a willingness to bully in all its forms.

If you have a Trump sign in your lawn, they will steal it.

If you have a Trump bumper sticker, they will deface your car.

OH! You mean like in this video, which turned out to be a fake? Now, I’m not saying these things haven’t happened — but Trump supporters have certainly done some pretty deplorable things themselves. You know, like beating up homeless people they think are immigrants, assaulting senior citizens with oxygen tanks, yelling “Trump is going to win and if you don’t like it I’m going to beat your ass,” and various racial slurs at random black cashiers in the grocery store, going around and assaulting Muslim women in hijabs, etc. etc. But, understandably, to Scott Adams, these things simply pale in comparison to having a lawn sign stolen. Because, really — what is next? Ding dong ditch? Clearly, it’s just gone too far.

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if you speak of Trump at work you could get fired.

Actually — sure! This could be a possibility. Because, in most states, if you are not in a union, you can get fired for literally anything. This is called “at will” employment. If you have a problem with that, take it up with Republicans. You could also be fired for talking about Clinton, or talking about shoes or talking about last night’s episode of the Real Housewives. Or for literally anything else.

Also, maybe you should be doing your job instead of talking to people about Donald Trump?

On social media, almost every message I get from a Clinton supporter is a bullying type of message. They insult. They try to shame. They label. And obviously they threaten my livelihood.

TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME. Pretty much every message I’ve ever gotten from a conservative or a Men’s Rights Activist is a “bullying” type of message. Why? Because of what I write about! I once had someone demand I be fired from a job because I did not accept the wisdom of Murray Rothbard as gospel — which was honestly pretty weird. That is what happens when you write stuff on the internets! Surprise!

Also, let us note that although I’m sure Scott Adams has had a really rough time of it on Twitter, that Clinton supporters have not sent him a picture of his daughter being shoved into a gas chamber by Donald Trump in a Nazi uniform. That was a thing Trump supporters did! To another conservative who just happened to not much care for Donald Trump!

We know from Project Veritas that Clinton supporters tried to incite violence at Trump rallies. The media downplays it.

Any sentence that begins with “We know from Project Veritas” is not a sentence containing any valuable information.

We also know Clinton’s side hired paid trolls to bully online. You don’t hear much about that.

Quite frankly — I would love to hear more about that. Mostly because I am freelance now! I am always happy to get paid to be mean to Donald Trump and/or Scott Adams.

The implication here requires a lot of cognitive dissonance — because you have to both believe that Hillary Clinton’s supporters are evil bullies who are super mean to Trump supporters for no good reason… but also that they are only doing this because they are being paid to do so.

Yesterday, by no coincidence, Huffington Post, Salon, and Daily Kos all published similar-sounding hit pieces on me, presumably to lower my influence. (That reason, plus jealousy, are the only reasons writers write about other writers.)

Also Too

HEY. We take offense to that. Wonkette ALSO published a hit piece on Scott Adams, and we would like our liberal perfidy to be recognized! What are we, chopped liver?

Also, that’s not even sort of how your liberal media sausage is made. If you want the boring truth, most of us just scan Feedly, Twitter, etc. until we find something interesting to write about, and then write about it. Ta-Da! Scott Adams saying he would kill Donald Trump Hitler is an interesting thing to write about! All this means is that probably one site wrote about it, and then someone else saw their thing on it, and figured it would be a good thing to write about also. No conspiracy required! It’s not like we have some giant UniSlackChat that we all check into and go “HEY! Let’s make sure we all cover Scott Adams saying a dumb thing today!” or anything.

Also “they’re just jealous” is pretty much just a thing terrible people tell themselves in order to disregard the notion that maybe they are jerks.

Team Clinton has succeeded in perpetuating one of the greatest evils I have seen in my lifetime. Her side has branded Trump supporters (40%+ of voters) as Nazis, sexists, homophobes, racists, and a few other fighting words. Their argument is built on confirmation bias and persuasion. But facts don’t matter because facts never matter in politics. What matters is that Clinton’s framing of Trump provides moral cover for any bullying behavior online or in person. No one can be a bad person for opposing Hitler, right?

Not really! That argument is based on the fact that there are actual Nazis supporting Trump, that there are virulent homophobes supporting Trump, that his anti-immigration rhetoric comes straight out of White Nationalist movement, that his anti-Semitic supporters have repeatedly threatened Jewish journalists, that he says things that “rile up” people who want to be able to feel like they are better than Muslims or Mexicans, that he says things like “grab them by the pussy” and his supporters think that’s OK! OH, not only do they think that’s OK, they think it’s a pretty valid flirting technique:

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Yes, Trump is the sexual assault whisperer now.

This tactic — insinuating that Clinton supporters and those who support her are only making up the fact that Trump and his supporters are “Nazis, sexists, homophobes, racists” etc. for some unknown purpose, and not because they really think they are those things? That is called gaslighting. No one is making this up, Weird Dilbert Guy, it’s not a figment of anyone’s imagination, it’s true, whether you’d like to believe it or not.

Adams then warns Trump supporters not to wear their MAGA hats on Election Day, because liberals will try to beat them up to prevent them from voting, and then they’ll have to shoot those liberals, and the streets will be wet with blood.

Some Trump supporters online have suggested that people who intend to vote for Trump should wear their Trump hats on election day. That is a dangerous idea, and I strongly discourage it. There would be riots in the streets because we already know the bullies would attack. But on election day, inviting those attacks is an extra-dangerous idea. Violence is bad on any day, but on election day, Republicans are far more likely to unholster in an effort to protect their voting rights. Things will get wet fast.

OK, but what if they aren’t being PAID to attack? If the only reason that people are opposing Donald Trump and pretending he’s a racist is because they are being paid to do so, why would they risk going to jail? It costs money to get sent to jail, so it doesn’t seem like a very good business decision.

Adams then goes on to say that Clinton is intentionally turning Americans against each other, whereas Donald Trump “is about uniting all Americans under one flag.” And I am sure that from his perspective, that is true! Because he’s imagining a beautiful America in which everyone rallies behind the interests of heterosexual white dudes like himself, and finally shuts up about their own problems. That, to him, is unity.

Additionally

Adams admits he doesn’t know or give a damn about any policies or anything silly like that. He just knows what he likes, and what he likes is DONALD TRUMP. Yes, after months of saying he endorses Hillary Clinton for reasons of his own “personal safety” and then later endorsing Gary Johnson because, uh, reasons or whatever, he’s finally made it official!

I endorse Donald Trump for President of the United States because I oppose bullying in all its forms.

Yes. And he claims that there is a 98% chance that Donald Trump will win the election, because sure, why not. It’s at least about as likely as everyone pretending Donald Trump is racist and sexist for literally no reason whatsoever, and also all of the liberal media conspiring against Scott Adams because they are jealous. It is at least as likely as that.

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  • Me not sure

    I am truly surprised that this guy can figure out which end of the pencil to draw the cartoons with.

  • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)
    • Villago Delenda Est

      HASSAN CHOP!

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      Yup. Rwandan Genocide, Bosnian Genocide, Bhopal, The Dirty War, Clinton Campaign Saying Mean Things About Nazis, Apartheid, The Khmer Rouge — all pretty evil.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    This just in…40+% of American voters enthusiastic about “dishing it out”, opposed to “taking it”.

    • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)

      40+% of voters are also finding it too hot in the kitchen.

    • Ruhe

      And that is the Onion’s November 9th headline.

  • JMP

    Aw, isn’t it cute, Scott thinks he’s still relevant. Nobody has cared about Dilbert since the late 90s and early 2000s – hell, considering that it’s a comic strip from print newspapers, most people probably have no idea if it’s around anymore, since that whole medium is dying.

  • Seaside

    He’s right, I’m paid handsomely to harass the ‘Family Circus’ guy.

    • Not me.

    • GHERKINS OF TRUTH!

      Fuck!
      I got assigned to troll Mark Trail. I’ll never make any money.

    • Jukesgrrl

      I have it on good authority that Brenda Starr and her handsome boyfriend with the eye patch are both voting for Hillary Clinton. They already sent in their absentee ballots from their home on the beach in Bali.

    • Arolpin

      I was paid to harass that ‘Pogo’ guy. Now I’m out of a job. Thanks Obama!

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    Any sentence that begins with “We know from Project Veritas” is not a sentence containing any valuable information.

    I respectfully disagree. From reading that one phrase, I can determine that the author is either a complete idiot or experiencing mental problems.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      I must concur.

    • ez

      Fair point.

    • theCryptofishist

      Well, in the case of Adams, this is not new.

  • Nounverb911

    Maybe it’s time for Adams to go into ‘Witless Protection’.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    But, in terms of the logic that Adams applies to himself, aren’t all those criticisms “just kidding” and “satire” and actually express the opposite of what they say? He’s never been more popular!

  • bubbuhh

    Dilbert’s Dad is pissed that everyone is running all over his lawn, making fun of his drool.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    Since Adams now has experienced bullying, I look forward to the upcoming strips where Dogbert finally gets what’s coming to him.

    • Doug Langley

      I’ve always wondered when the brilliant Dilbert will suddenly realized he outweighs Dogbert by a couple hundred pounds.

  • darnyoudarnyoutoheck

    While I am sure there are some Hillaryites who figure a fist or a gun is a good way to get their point across I am even more certain that Trumpites are by far more likely to think violence is discourse. Also too Scott Adams seems to be a bit adrift from reality.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    As far as I can tell, the most unifying characteristic is a willingness to bully in all its forms.

    It’s always projection with these assholes. Always.

  • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

    So he opposes bullying, but he’s endorsing the biggest meanest bully around?
    Sure, that makes a helluva lot of sense.

    • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)

      Bullying appears to be in the eye of the beholder…

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    I endorse Donald Trump for President of the United States because I oppose bullying in all its forms.

    Again, taken alone this would seem to indicate idiocy or mental problems.

    • Michael Smith

      Placed in the context of his wider argument, however, demonstrates that the author is in need of immediate institutionalization.

    • h4rr4r
    • Electric Ukulele Land

      Strangely enough, put in context, it indicates the same thing.

    • data_ninja

      Along the lines of “Can’t see the trees because the forest is in the way”.

  • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)

    Oh my fucking Dawg, who knew Mr. MRA Internet Free Speech guy was such a delicate flower? He puts his puts his dumb thoughts on the Internet for people to read then gets his V-necks in a bunch when some of them say on Tweeter that he is A Idiot! OH THE HUMANITY

  • JMP

    “Her side has branded Trump supporters (40%+ of voters) as Nazis, sexists, homophobes, racists, and a few other fighting words. ”

    Trump supporters done a very good job of branding themselves as racists, sexists, homophobes and Nazis. And yeah, it’s pretty pathetic that 40% of Americans are not just racist, but so extremely racist that they’d actually vote for Donald Trump, but there it is.

    • Ruhe

      I’ve said this before in other threads here but to repeat…it’s crazy the way so many in the punditocracy, from Joe Scarborough to John Fugelsang are contorting themselves like circus performers in their efforts to take the anger and discontent of the average Trump supporter “seriously”. “Hillbilly Requiem” has been recommended to me by people I trust so I’ll probably get around to it but no, I’m sorry, I’m not buying it. The Angst is not justified and they aren’t flocking to Trump because they think he’s a genius. They love him because he’s a bully and because the tone of his dog whistle is the sound they hear in their own heads most of the time.

      • JMP

        Exactly; their anger is because the country is improving and they’re no longer treated as superior just for being white and Christian. It’s not justified at all, and quite frankly, because these are deplorable, evil people, we should feel justified in laughing at their pain, not trying to find some excuse to justify it and pretend they’re not just a bunch of bigoted shitheads.

  • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

    Some Trump supporters online have suggested that people who intend to vote for Trump should wear their Trump hats on election day.

    Yeah, that’ll work until they show up and the people running the polling place point out the signs saying “NO ELECTIONEERING WITHIN 100 YARDS”

    • There were a bunch of armed Trump deplorables inside the early voting station this morning standing behind each person in the ballot box and checking the ballot before it went into the machine. And when mhy clinton vote got transformed into a trump vote in the vote destroying maching, they smiled and said all is working according to plan.

    • GHERKINS OF TRUTH!

      Poll worker “Yep. Come see the violence inherent in the system. Help help you’re being oppressed.”

  • Crank Tango

    Who would pay trolls to go after that asshole?

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      His agent?

      • Villago Delenda Est

        We have a winner!

      • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)

        Take your internet and geddouttahere!

        (seriously though – comment of the day)

    • arglebargle

      Donald has a little extra campaign donation cash on hand.

  • memzilla

    Inasmuch as Scott Adams is also a free-lancer, I presume he gets his inspiration for Pointy Headed Stupid Boss by looking in a mirror.

  • MynameisBlarney

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

  • Snark Tank, Bad Hombre

    Adams then goes on to say that Clinton is intentionally turning Americans against each other, whereas Donald Trump “is about uniting all Americans under one flag.”

    Yep, and this is the one:

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7c/Flag_of_the_German_Reich_(1935%E2%80%931945).svg/2000px-Flag_of_the_German_Reich_(1935%E2%80%931945).svg.png

    • Villago Delenda Est

      All the upfists, and sieg heils, too!

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    Standing up to bullies is the real bullying!

    • Latverian Diplomat

      “Hey, you just stole my next book idea!”
      — Jonah Goldberg

      https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0d/Liberal_Fascism_%28cover%29.jpg

      • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)

        Isn’t Pantload working on his autobiography? Working title:

        Linda Tripp, Cheeto Farts and Ennui – Failing Upwards in the World of Wingut Hack Journalists

    • JMP

      They don’t even know what words mean, but think they’re being clever by parroting “oh yeah, well you’re THE REAL BULLY” whenever someone points out their bullying; I noticed a lot of that coming from the GamerGaters back when they were a thing, and now it’s spread to the general world of bullying right-wing assholes.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        All the best rhetorical techniques come from third graders.

      • YoNastyBunny

        Conceptually the wingers assume that libruls complain about bullying only because they’ve gotten their little feefees hurt, not because going after people for not being a rich white Republican Christian straight dude is inherently wrong. So if someone says something that hurts their fees-fees, well THAT’S BULLYING TOO!!!!11!1 Same difference right?11!!1???

  • Villago Delenda Est

    What are we, chopped liver?

    Just like the Weasley twins. Nothing but chopped liver.

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    Is this Adams rant really just an elaborate hoax?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      When your derp is so good people can’t determine if it’s real or faked, it’s time to invest in Poe’s Law futures.

    • Grizz1y

      It is desperate plea for attention, a last gasp at being relevant.
      https://media2.giphy.com/media/l41Yo6YY1KpvqkL3G/200_s.gif

    • GHERKINS OF TRUTH!

      I thought the same thing about Jack Chick tracts.

      Sometimes a cigar is just an overgrown cigarette that smells like burning poop.

  • goonemeritus

    Why am I not getting invites from the Hillary campaign to their “Reigns of Terror” events. I donate, I have the yard sign and the bumper sticker but when it comes time to throw Scott Adams a beating suddenly I’m not cool enough.

  • bubbuhh
    • Randy Riddle

      Obviously, these pollsters are in on the fix.

  • katz

    Also don’t wear a Make America Great Again hat to the polls because it’s illegal to wear political slogans to the polls in many states.

  • Joe Beese

    I don’t have children. But if I had a son, and I was trying to teach him the ways of manhood, I would tell him, “Son, if you’re making out with a girl, and you hear Donald Trump’s voice tell you to grab her pussy, I want you to ignore him.”

    • h4rr4r

      I have a son, and I would tell him that if this happens RUN. That orange son of a bitch is near and both you and that girl need to run

      • theblackdog

        By the time I have kids and they’re old enough to be making out with their dates, they had better run because that means ZOMBIE Orange Julius Reject is nearby.

  • Bear OmNomNom

    The “consent for everything craze”?! Yeah, letting people have a say in what others do to them IS pretty crazy. Fuckin’ UN and their Vagenda 21…

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      She said I wasn’t getting any until I put a blue helmet on it.

    • h4rr4r

      And as we all know #21 is MANOCIDE!

      • Nockular cavity

        How “MANOCIDE” never got to be the title of a Cramps album, I will never know.

        • Nockular cavity

          —or a Russ Meyer flick, for that matter.

  • MynameisBlarney

    What if he thinks we’re one of those “paid trolls”?!

    He might start shootin!

    • Bad Hombre Ron

      Not until the cheque clears, dammit!

  • So the Democratic Trolls are threatening his livelihood by forcing folks to stop reading his one note comics what? about ten years ago?

    BEST DILBERT EVER!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3971db58fd6efabf4ec8fe65701e3d2d2d4903b5c41f08b273834fc9981543c0.jpg

    • Latverian Diplomat

      The success of the Marvel Cinematic Univese means everyone is trying to do crossovers these days.

  • Joshua Norton

    whereas Donald Trump “is about uniting all Americans under one flag.”
    .

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/150f678d846328debfa32ae64d92a77de8133c8f888cf363172f83a4078dd37b.jpg

    Yeah. This one.

  • Death Ray
    • Latverian Diplomat

      The word “best” is not having a good year.

  • Callyson

    If you have a Trump bumper sticker, they will deface your car.

    Yeah, within twenty four hours of when I put a Hillary sticker on my car, some jagoff tried (unsuccessfully) to scrape it off. Get over yourself, Scottie…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ef3c8ad70edca5132d239957d0b059b2d1bfc7bddba9f635a52598c34814a842.jpg

    • Mezzaluna

      Apropos of bumber stickers: I saw a faded Ben Carson 2016 on a Domino’s delivery car the other day. It made me sad in ways I can’t explain.

  • Lulu Mac
  • Mezzaluna

    Scott Adams suffering from Carbon Monoxide poisoning due to a malfunctioning furnace?
    He would be more popular if he warned about the dangers of Carbon Monoxide poisoning.

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      I have the same hypothesis for the inhabitants of Trump Tower.

    • Nockular cavity

      He would be more popular if he was promoting Carbon Monoxide poisoning.

      • Mezzaluna

        The DIY variety.

  • Mezzaluna

    I admit I would only troll Scot Adams if I was getting paid. He’s just not worth the effort otherwise.

  • NastyBossetti

    “I endorse Donald Trump for President of the United States because I oppose bullying in all its forms.”
    There is no way this is not a joke.

  • Nasty Anna Dash
  • bubbuhh

    Is it true that Dilbert’s Dad is gonna take over Jack Chick’s empire?

  • Callyson

    We also know Clinton’s side hired paid trolls to bully online. You don’t hear much about that.

    Tell us more, Scott, starting with where to send my resume!

    • Lulu Mac

      I bet that Lori bitch with the McLaren is behind this…

  • SuspectedDemocrat

    Earn big $$$ at home trolling Scott Adams!

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      I’m game. Who do I have to contact to get this ball rolling?

      • Snark Tank, Bad Hombre

        I’ll have my roommate Lori give you a call as soon as she’s done getting her McLaren washed.

  • Ruhe

    I’ve read that strip in the past and found it amusing, even clever sometimes, so I wouldn’t expect the author to be an exemple of the Dunning-Kruger effect. He must just be crazy then, right?

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      He has one joke that was funny through most of the 90s.

    • Grizz1y

      I enjoyed his stuff the first time I worked in a cube farm, in the mid 90s. When I went back to a cube farm in the Aughts I no longer found it funny, Or found it at all, who was still reading the paper after the 90s?

  • Lulu Mac

    OT, but…have we talked about this yet today???

    https://twitter.com/brianefallon/status/790982074018701312

  • Callyson

    Um, Scottie honey? Those “similar-sounding hit pieces on me” = “numerous people agree that the thing you said is stupid, and they called you out on the same thing.”

    You’re welcome.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cd44fddefe754943a692971f4336793acce62531ba0bbca2662283f509cfdae5.jpg

  • Crank Tango

    So I just logged into my Tweeter that I created in 2011 but never used, and saw I was following college sportsball and people writing in arabic.

    Is hacking accounts and using them to be fake followers a thing?

    • theblackdog

      Yup, especially if they can use your account to retweet the people your account is shilling for.

      • Crank Tango

        LOL I thought I hadn’t used it at all, but I did call Donald J Trump a r*tard on November 6, 2012 hahahahha.

        • Grizz1y

          If you are only going to tweet once, that is the tweet to make.

        • rosenbomb

          Trump blocked my mom a few years ago. She used to call him on his bullshit all the time baha

          • Lulu Mac

            Wow, that’s like a badge of honor…good on her!

  • Lefty Frizzell

    I think he’s saying that Trump fans are all wannabe alpha males who have just found out that they can’t cut it in the real world after all. Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

  • Callyson

    But facts don’t matter because facts never matter in politics

    A TrumpPenceZee wants to talk about facts now?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9e3e447adbe55449e26c674f35d154aa61d87401fb957e5e34e14d27dd381fc2.jpg

    • Bad Hombre Ron

      We can be cruel that way.

  • Callyson
    • hendenburg2

      I’m going to an all-inclusive resort next week, so I intend to test that hypothesis

      • Grizz1y

        Hopefully the not enough booze part and not the consent is optional part.

        • hendenburg2

          whoops, missed that second bit. Yes, it refers to the booze.

    • Nockular cavity

      What, does he own stock in Rohypnol or something?

  • Joshua Norton

    I endorse Donald Trump for President of the United States because I oppose bullying in all its forms.

    Oh Jeez, Scott. For your own good, just stop typing. Stop typing now.

    • blondeiq

      Scott is clearly ignorant of the First Rule of Holes. As is his idol.

  • Callyson

    I endorse Donald Trump for President of the United States because I oppose bullying in all its forms.

    http://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fb5a6f0b5c22a998994c54fbf2ddd8285fdffedf506beae684ff61484c1a5176.gif?w=600&h=200

  • Lefty Frizzell

    “But facts don’t matter because facts never matter in politics” – that’s what Adams said to praise Trump’s amazing psychology skills when he thought Trump was winning. He can’t complain now he thinks somebody else is doing it better.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Of course he can. Adams doesn’t grok it, but he’s one of the people Orwell was warning us about.

  • Nasty Granny

    So does this mean it’s Jill Stein’s turn next?

  • Anna Rompage

    Scott Adams, you mean the guy who recently promised to lead an armed insurrection if the GOP ever discriminated against, racial minorities, the LGBT community, and women….

  • bubbuhh

    Speaking of nice Trump Supporters, Here’s one who has sexy dreams about Milo and not sexy dreams about Liberal women who are disgusted by Trump; and one weird prediction! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8abf425ea48ea673142e99fe1b7a036bce9649d29cdc96a3a5b6fb94babefd47.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/875dd56a59bb0ffdad950e6eda59a5a0db45848c8b8254095ecc897710c21de4.jpg

    • MynameisBlarney

      Ok…
      What in the literal fuck is he talking about?

      • bubbuhh

        Apparently, following the election is depressing some wimmenz (and menz) cuz Trump. This makes them not want to have sex cuz thoughts of Trumpshit. Forney is okay with that cuz White Supremacist and misogynist.

        • NastyCatsVote

          But also Trump is making MOST of the white ladieez horny, just not the stupid shitlibs, and who cares about shitlibs not being horny since they won’t be busy making more shitlibs.

          Shitlibs

    • NastyCatsVote

      Trump makes my vagina want to crawl further inside my body than it already is. Jokes on him, though…this shitlib got her breeding in shortly after Obama’s second inauguration.

      • Lulu Mac

        My last one was just before the end of his first term…but, I hear ya!

    • MizzMazz

      C’mon man, I just ate!

    • Edita Espinosa (Edith Prickly)

      UGH. My vagina wants to throw up.

    • Bemused

      As a straight woman of extreme pallor, no. Just no. OTOH, he doesn’t interfere with any sexy dreams I might have, either. He’s like paste, I don’t consider him one way or another.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        He’s sort of like the furniture. He’s there, but you don’t pay him too much attention.

      • Marion in Savannah

        Pallor? I’m so white I glow in the dark. Dreams about Trump aren’t sexxxy dreams, they’re ghastly nightmares. Regarding paste — I’m willing to bet that, unlike the Doughy Pantload, we don’t make a habit of eating it.

    • anwisok

      In his experience, “most white women are having sex dreams about Trump.” I guess we know how much “experience” he’s been getting lately.

      • Shan the Nasty Libtart

        I think he misspelled “sexual assault flashbacks” there.

    • Lefty Frizzell

      I think the key phrase here is “in my experience”. I think we can all make an educated guess as to how much that is.

    • rosenbomb

      Matt Forney is a nightmare human; he’s regularly covered on We Hunted the Mammoth. I also thought he was banned from Twitter, but he could have just made another account

  • Electric Ukulele Land

    “That reason, plus jealousy, are the only reasons writers write about other writers.”

    Jealous much, Scott?

    • Bad Hombre Ron

      All. The. Time.

  • MizzMazz

    “Violence is bad on any day, but on
    election day, Republicans are far more likely to unholster in an effort
    to protect their voting rights. Things will get wet fast.”

    If that ain’t a threat, I don’t know what is.

    • Oblios_Cap

      I think he’s saying all the Trump supporters will wet their pants at the first sign of a Clinton supporter.

      • NastyCatsVote

        This was my interpretation, too, whether he meant it that way or not.

    • Nasty Anna Dash

      These Gunhumpers live in a constant fantasy that they are living in an action movie just before the crisis, and every damned one of them is John McLain, or “Mad” Max Rockatansky.

      • MizzMazz

        I want to believe the pants-wetting theory.

      • SuspectedDemocrat

        Although Mad Max fell out of favor since he teamed up with a group of post-apocalyptic feminists.

        • Nasty Anna Dash

          XD

      • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

        It’s kinda weird that they all think they’re super-macho manly-men, but also so afraid of us widdle, weak liberals.

        • Nasty Anna Dash

          IK,R? They prance and posture allz the time, it’s pathetic and ridiculous.

    • mancityhombres

      Maybe he means the Trump voters’ pants

    • Shan the Nasty Libtart

      I can see what he means there. I find protecting my voting rights to be REALLY exciting.

      • mancityhombres

        I don’t think that’s what he…you know what? Carry on.

      • MizzMazz

        I took it to mean that guns would be drawn, and things would get ‘wet’ i.e. bloody fast, but I STILL want to believe in the pants wetting theory. I like that one better.

        • Shan the Nasty Libtart

          Yeah, I took it that way, too. I was just being nasty…!

          • MizzMazz

            I think that in these dark times, all of us are NASTY! I for one, am proud to be a Nasty Woman.

  • Lefty Frizzell
  • NastyKatie

    History should refer to Trump’s approach to this campaign as “The Middle School Strategy.”
    I know you are, but what am I?
    Boys are too better than girls!
    You’re the doody head!
    Stop being mean to me!!!

    • cat cafe

      Although lately it’s been more “Toddler being Carried Out of Toys R Us Kicking and Screaming Strategy.”

  • Oblios_Cap

    Trump surely does appeal to the uneducated types like Adams.

    What is “shadowbanned”?

    • Nasty Granny

      I think it’s like double secret probation, but shadier?

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      It’s blocking you without any indication you are banned.

      In the real world, though, Dyn DNS servers were being attacked by people who Putin says are definitely not Russian and who Trump says are 400 pound basement dwellers.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        And definitely not in support of the doxxing assholes of Wikileaks.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      “Shadowbanned” is like being banned, but not being banned, so you can act the martyr without actually, you know, being martyred.

  • Bemused

    Please explain to me again why finding out a girl is as into him as he is into her is a bad thing? IDK, but I’d think grabbing a girls hand and having her yell “EW”, snatching it back, and wiping it off on her jeans would kind of be a turn off.

    • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

      Apparently to the MRA mind, she’s just being coy.

      • cat cafe

        According to the MRA mind, women have no agency but are just objects to be fucked.

  • Mary Sandoras

    Killary is getting slack. Wasn’t she supposed to have him offed months ago, or was it years.This election cycle seems to have turned into a eternity.

  • Lulu Mac

    This just in. Trump Tweetstorm in 3…2…1…

    https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/790991964313268224

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Poor Donald. Just lost another general. He must be crestfallen.

    • Nounverb911

      Trump just got the highly influential ‘Bay of Pigs’ survivors….
      https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/790983039056769024

      • Carpe Vagenda

        No, really? He just accepted the endorsement of the guys who were staring down the barrel when Russia attempted regional interference by planting an airbase and WW3 nearly started? Really?

      • Lulu Mac

        Are we sure they actually endorsed him? I think he also took credit today for a Sheriff endorsing him who didn’t actually endorse him…

        • limberrat

          Also he’s claiming the military has endorsed him.

          • The Wanderer

            “Conceptually” endorsed him. Like he was fucking Cristo or something.

        • YoNastyBunny

          Donald haz All Zee Endorsements.

        • cat cafe

          Not to mention his repeated bullshit that ICE “endorsed” him, despite the fact that ICE is a government agency and as such does not and cannot endorse a poitical candidate.

      • Nockular cavity

        It’s his meeting with veterans in the year 2506 that impresses me.

      • jowgajen

        Apparently these are some strong line anti-Castro gents. They were exiled Cubans that the CIA sponsored to return from Guatemala and serve as an invasion force. The plan was called off, and these guys were left out in the cold. They are likely extremely disappointed with US-Cuba rapprochement and naturally right-wing.

        Hence Brigada Asalto 2506, their original name. Bay of Pigs Veterans Association is a more modern, more temperately named version.

      • Snark Tank, Bad Hombre

        Are we sure it wasn’t just an actual water feature full of pork?

      • MizzMazz

        Donald’s soft voice is creepy. Really creepy, like ‘Don’t tell anyone where I touched you” creepy. I’d rather he shout and bellow.

        • Shan the Nasty Libtart

          Ick. You’re right.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        I prefer invasion forces that were successful.

      • darnyoudarnyoutoheck

        But, but, doesn’t Donald hate losers? ’cause that whole operation was pretty loser-ish. Lots of fail.

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      When will Powell just admit he has become a centrist Dem?

      • Villago Delenda Est

        If Nelson Rockefeller were alive today, he’d be a centrist Dem. So would Dwight Eisenhower.

        • IdRatherBeDancing

          True that.

        • Mehmeisterjr

          And maybe even Curtis LeMay.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Ha! And I just know there is no way any Trump supporters are going to sound even remotely racist when they offer good-spirited, constructive criticisms of Mr. Powell.

      • The Wanderer

        I’m a bit surprised. I had expected Powell to endorse her months ago.

    • Cliff Hendroval

      Way too early. Wait until 2:30 tomorrow morning.

    • theCryptofishist

      Those SoSs stick together.

  • Loki1001

    Sure I have like the Hillz since the 90s, sure I agree with her politically, sure Donald Trump is an unhinged lunatic with zero competency out side of running confidence scams, and sure the congressional Republicans are piles of garbage…

    But I really Hillary to win because I want to shove Scott Adams’s regressive face in it.

    • Nockular cavity

      BULLY!

      • Nockular cavity

        –Teddy Roosevelt

  • Electric Ukulele Land

    I want some BullyBucks too. Not to be confused with Billy Bush — I have had a enough of him even though a month ago I did not even know he existed.

  • Indiepalin

    This is a strange way to try and revive one’s career.

  • IdRatherBeDancing

    Whoa Nellie — that is some fucked up shit from Weird Dilbert Guy.

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    Wasn’t Adams saying liberals are weak from low testosterone levels because of Beyonce, or something, just a few days ago? Now we are violent, aggressive bullies, too? Thank Vishnu for straw men.

  • arglebargle
  • Carpe Vagenda

    Cousin George weighs in

    George Clinton of Parliament Funkadelic has built an empire of funk and he has this to say: “No funk in da’ Trump.”

    Clinton, the musical impresario who founded P-Funk in a barbershop in Plainfield, supports Hillary Clinton (no relation!) for president and is strong in his opposition to Trump.

    “He couldn’t possibly be in there, beyond no circumstances, I don’t care,” Clinton said. “I’m for her and that’s just cut and dry. You have to say something about that and he ain’t qualified for that, he’s just no way.”…

    “In hip-hop, the art is how hard you can go as a concept, being ‘your mother’ is about the worst you can (say),” Clinton said. “I never heard that one (grabbing a women’s privates).”

    “If you can’t see that’s wrong, maybe you’re too close to it.”

    • Shan the Nasty Libtart

      That last bit. YES!!

  • whitroth

    Mr. Adams,

    Might I suggest you drift back, in your memories, to the days you actually worked for PG&E. If that’s not hazy in your memory, you might vaguely remember that in most workplaces talking about politics, or religion, or sex will get you Spoken To by either your manager, or HR. Keep it up, and it gets you *fired* for cause.

    And you’re still an asshole who should never go anywhere that they’re cold weather, since you loathe corduroy.

    mark, with corduroy pants on today, first time this fall.

    • NastyKatie

      It was PacBell, not PG&E. I work across the street from his old office building.

      • theCryptofishist

        The one that was 666 Folsom? I work across the street from that, also, too.

        • NastyKatie

          I assumed he worked at their old head quarters out in San Ramon, I know they had at least some of their engineering there. That’s the one I was talking about.

          But it’s possible they had them at more than one of their offices, so maybe he was at the one on Folsom.

  • MynameisBlarney

    So…apparently…we’re all in Bizarro World now…

    http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512543311

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Two weeks to go. Plenty of time to toss Paul Ryan out of the GOP House leadership for good.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Disqus is acting up. I suspect more DDoS from Assmunch’s Ass Brigade.

  • Bitter Scribe

    He’s scared of the big bad Hillary Clinton supporters? I’m sorry but this guy is a total wimp.

  • Loki1001

    One thing we should never forget is that Scott Adams claimed we were all too stupid to realize how persuasive Trump was. Because we all took Trump at his word instead of realizing his amazing persuasion technique. Which… Doesn’t make him very persuasive, right?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Logic is a pretty flower. That smells BAD!

      • MizzMazz

        Can’t upfist this enough.

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      Scott says he (himself) is a hypnotist too.

    • SuspectedDemocrat

      Apparently Scott learned how to recognize persuasion techniques at Trump U.

  • Clyde Barrow

    Thank you, Scott Adams, for reinforcing the notion that crazy people have vivid imaginations. So do tweakers. Coincidence?

  • GHERKINS OF TRUTH!

    SURE! There’s no “racism” when Trump talks Mexico sending its rapists, criminals, or whatever he’s been talking about! That’s all about “immigration reform,” right?

    What about Guatemalans, Salvadorans, Hondurans, Panamanians, Columbians, Bolivians, Chileans, etc. ? Why no mention of who or what kind of people any of those other countries are supposedly “sending?”

    Because his talk of “Mexicans” as the immigration problem, is at it’s core, fucking white-shit racist shorthand for “every brown person from south of the border,” and don’t think we don’t see through it.

    Racism is the ugly sweater you’re wearing, Scott Adams, and Trump bro-manced it right onto you.

  • The Wanderer

    I do not steal Trump signs, or deface cars that are sporting Trump stickers.
    I do, however, point and openly mock them.

    • DoILookAmused2u ?

      I live in the South.

      I sigh and say, “Bless your heart”.

      • BadKitty904

        “Vera, that boy’s not right.” ~ Aunt Pearl Burris

    • Clyde Barrow

      Having a “Hillary” bumper sticker on you car in my county can get your tires slashed or windows busted….and I’m in California. I can only imagine what the hostility level would be in a deep Red state.

      • The Wanderer

        The reason I don’t have stickers on my car.

        • Lulu Mac

          Yeah…I’m driving from Florida to south Texas the week of the election. I will be removing all stickers from my vehicle before the trek…

          • The Wanderer

            Good idea.

        • Suse

          I live in CA (SF bay area) and I have yet to see a single sign or bumper sticker for either one of them. Weird.

          • Clyde Barrow

            I’m in Placer County, which is NorCal’s GOP haven. I’ve seen plenty of Trump signs, and a few Hillary’s as well. I’m not worried about vandalism so much in the city, but when I go to the country to hike and fish, that’s where people will be assholes because they know they likely aren’t being watched and everyone and their brother is a neo-con.

          • theCryptofishist

            Oh, Shasta, Butte, Tehama, Siskiyou==all sorts of northern Cal GOP havens. All of Jefferson, too, I’d guess. Unless that includes Eureka and Del Norte.

            I live in a neighborhood where the streets are named after California Counties. There are some anomalies, Columbia, Panama, Van Fleet, Burnlingame, Avila…

          • georgiaburning

            Weird thing: saw a Jeep in South Bay covered in Carly Fiorina stickers. Was he covering paint flaws? Have seen a few Trumps, few more Hillary’s, tons of Bernies

          • Clyde Barrow

            Good observation, I believe I’ve seen more Bernies than any sticker….and a few Ben Carsons.

          • berkeleyfarm

            I see a lot of Hillary signs and stickers. They appeared magically after the primary.

            The Bernie signs are still up, also, too.

          • theCryptofishist

            Pretty much my experience. Not sure of bumper stickers, but certainly a lot of H-> signs.

          • PubOption

            In St. Louis, Hillary signs started to appear after the first debate, although a lot of Dem supporters only have signs for ‘down ballot’ candidates. Bernie stickers are by far the most common on cars.

  • Suse

    Man, he’s really off his rocker, out to lunch, wacko, batty, bonkers, and loony also, too.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      As they say in Germany, Er hat nicht alle Tassen im Schrank..

      • Suse

        Danke

  • Iam Reading

    Yeah, well I’m voting for Hitler because he is a good person and he will be the best for my jewish neighbors.

    Dilbert sucks.

    Fuck Scott Adams

  • SweetDeeKat

    I would like to get one of those good-paying Twitter troll jobs. I’ve heard you can make BIG$$$$$ on the interwabs.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      George Soros, the bastard, has been holding out on me for 20 years!

      Also, too, the Lumber Cartel’s checks never arrived for me to deposit them and see them bounce!

  • Pickle Truther (AntiDerpomeme)

    Pathetic little man. Fear of a strong woman leader and the deep-down realization that his own inadequacies can no longer be shielded behind the patriarchy have caused a real split from and remaining semblance of reality.

    • Iam Reading

      This guy has mommy issues, big league

      • Pickle Truther (AntiDerpomeme)

        Bigly, also too.

    • Lefty Frizzell

      Harsh but fair.

  • grindstone

    Can Somebody Go Check On Weird Dilbert Guy Scott Adams?

    Ummm, sorry. Gotta go sort my silverware drawer.

    • jowgajen

      Packet drawer too.

      • I know, right??? It’s really important that I separate out the ketchup packets from the duck sauce, soy sauce, and hot Chinese mustard. Really. Important.

        • Suse

          Oh – that’s what was meant by “packet drawer.” I was thinking “packrat drawer” of which I have many.

          • Oblios_Cap

            Around here, we refer to those as “junk drawers”.

          • Suse

            Yeah, that’s what we call them, too.

          • Shan the Nasty Libtart

            We call them “period panties” in my house.

          • grindstone

            took me a minute……

          • grindstone

            Or in my house, “drawers”.

        • Shan the Nasty Libtart

          I threw all mine out when the X departed.

        • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

          Well of course it is. You don’t want to accidentally put hot Chinese mustard on your hamburger. It causes no end of grief.

          • UncleTravelingMatt

            I can’t believe I’ve never done that. Sounds like a great idea.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Mah dawg got nose hairs what need trimmin!

      • brucej

        I”ve got an awful septic tank sitch, gotta get right in it….

    • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

      Untangling kite string, sorry. Gonna take hours…

    • Nockular cavity

      These cats ain’t gonna herd themselves.

    • GHERKINS OF TRUTH!

      I would, but I’ve got a contract to destroy the online credibility of the creator of “Marmaduke.”

    • theCryptofishist

      Remember to count it. The servants could be stealing it, piece by piece.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Sure. Look at all those meek Trump supporter being beaten up at rallies.

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Yes, Scott. Your influence. That’s what the liberals are trying to dismantle. You’ve become too powerful for our comfort.

  • Ms Redgyal if You’re Nasty

    Weird. It sounds like he has a crush on Trump.

    • BadKitty904

      He sounds nutty as a pecan tree to me.

    • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

      He does. It’s weird.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        Especially since Trump is the ultimate PHB.

  • Jonny On Maui

    I just got back from a fantastic stay in a state back east. I saw lots of trump/pence signs, a few steins and zero Hillary signs. When I asked why zero Hillary I was told that fear of attack was the biggest reason. Maybe it was the rebel battle flags beside the trump/pence signs but what do I know…

    • Shan the Nasty Libtart

      There you are! Hi!

      • Jonny On Maui

        Hi! How ya doin’ Shan?

        • Shan the Nasty Libtart

          Good, thanks! Glad to see you back!

          • Jonny On Maui

            Thank you, it’s good to be back. I’ve got to get up to the property sometime today. I hear there’s power poles and wire strung…

    • Suse

      Hey, Jonny! Good to see you. That sounds kind of Deliverance-ish.

      • Jonny On Maui

        It was. I stayed away from rivers…

      • anwisok

        IIRC, he was on the Redneck Riviera. So, yes.

    • BadKitty904

      Hey, there your are! Folks have been asking…

      • Jonny On Maui

        I’ve been vacationing! Folk freak out.

        “Where you from?”
        “Maui.”
        “You’re vacationing here?!”

        • BadKitty904

          “No, seriously, man, where you from?”

        • Nockular cavity

          It’s called “slumming.”

        • fka_donnie_d

          (from the new Hawaii Five-0 – not an exact quote)

          Steve: “You have a postcard of New Jersey on the sunshade”

          Danny: “Yeah, so? I miss it.”

          Steve: “Where do people from New Jersey generally vacation, would you say?”

    • limberrat

      Makes sense. When the group of supporters are rabidly violent, I’d be afraid to put up a sign.

    • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

      Jonny! I’ve missed you!

      • Jonny On Maui

        Thank you Kiri! To tell the truth I’ve missed the folk here too. Still, had a great vacation.

        • Kiri the Nasty Unicorn

          Jonny loves us! Squee!

          • Shan the Nasty Libtart

            (upvoted for the squee!)

    • anwisok

      Glad you had a good trip! Good to be home, though, isn’t it?

      • Jonny On Maui

        After getting stuck in Houston for 8 hours, yes, it’s nice to be home. And once I get over the sleep depravation I should be okay…

        • Shan the Nasty Libtart

          I’m sure you have something on hand to help with that.

          • Jonny On Maui

            LOL! You hit the nail on the head again Shan!

        • anwisok

          Time zones are a bitch.

          • Jonny On Maui

            It’s a lot easier to just think of you being a quarter of the planet away. An eighth for the west coast folk…

    • Our Clinton/Kaine yard sign disappeared the first night we had it out. The neighbor across the street had a Trump/Pence sign in his yard the next night.

      Must’ve been the wind.

    • Nasty Anna Dash

      Jonny! So glad you’re back :D

      • Jonny On Maui

        It’s good to be home Anna. Thank you!

        • Nasty Anna Dash

          Did you enjoy your vacation? :)

          • Jonny On Maui

            I sure did. I met up with a friend I hadn’t seen in forever. I had a great time.

          • Nasty Anna Dash

            :D I’m glad for that, and glad you’re back now.

    • Jen B_VA

      Welcome home, Jonny!
      Ws you in Florida or Virginny?

      • Jonny On Maui

        Thank you Jen! Neither.

    • MizzMazz

      Welcome back! Being afraid of vandalism or worse is why I will never put another Darwin Fish on my car.

      • Jonny On Maui

        Thank you! I sported Darwin Fish t-shirts at the salt mines for a while;

        “Evolve! It’s what all the smart species are doing!”

        The fundies loved me…

        • MizzMazz

          At least you didn’t get your Darwin fish ripped of your shitty Vega and stopped to bits in the parking lot. ;) That would have been awkward.

  • BadKitty904

    Wow. That’s some textbook paranoia, right there. Or a unspoken cry for help. Or both.

  • JVisconti

    Always thought Filbert was some kind of nut.

    • TJ Barke

      They’re actually called hazelnuts.

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    Speaking of Trump’s buddies… Fancy the Dancing Bear is getting cocky.

    Russia’s embassy in the United Kingdom is asking on
    Twitter whether the world is better off for “hacks of information,”
    weeks after the U.S. publicly blamed the Kremlin for a series of hacks
    into American political groups.

    The embassy on Tuesday tweeted: “Some claim, hacks of information serve the cause of
    transparency in public life as part of global commons. Would you agree?”

    • BadKitty904

      Release Putin’s complete financial record and we’ll decide.

      • DoILookAmused2u ?

        No kidding. I hope somebody doxxes every one of those assholes.

    • Suse

      There’s nothing like Russian to English syntax.

      • DoILookAmused2u ?

        World justice yearning for death of Moose and Squirrel, da?

    • Lefty Frizzell

      You know what? If it was three parties being hacked – Democratic, Republican and URP – I would whole heartedly agree. Actually I wouldn’t – private shit is supposed to stay private – but it would be entertaining, that’s for sure.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        I want the Libertarians hacked. I think at this point it’s three actual libertarians and a handful of random griefers and the rest are grim-eyed mormon Koch functionaries cursing their life choices.

    • Nockular cavity

      Uh, yeah. Release Putin’s communications on his Syria policy and we’ll talk.

  • (((parkii)))

    OH, I do so hope they do all wear their “MAGA” hats to the polls, despite Dilbert Guy’s advice! Because in many states they can bar you from voting if you’re wearing campaign gear at the polls. At the very least, they will have to sheepishly return their dumb hats to their cars and get in line again.

  • Cliff Hendroval

    I don’t know about anywhere else, but it’s against the law to wear campaign gear within 100 feet of a polling place in New York State. No MAGA hats, no Hillary buttons, no Gary Johnson roach clips.

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      Does that mean I don’t get to vote for Jill Stein if I have measles or polio?

    • The Wanderer

      Same here in FL. Which is why I wore a t-shirt advertising Dobb’s Barbecue in Dothan, AL.

      • Jonny On Maui

        I always vote pro-bbq…

        • The Wanderer

          It’s the only way to go.

          • BadKitty904

            I hadn’t thought of that. I s’pose I could wear my Willie’s Wee-Nee Wagon tee…

        • theCryptofishist

          It is one of the great american cusines.

    • anwisok

      200 feet in SC.

    • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

      Ours is 100 yards, I believe. And the signs are pretty clear. The election workers even go through the line and remind folks once they get close to the machines that there is no videoing or photography unless you are clearly identified as press.

      • Gentle Robot

        when they did that today, the old woman in front of me was like “get back to work, this line is too long!”

    • Gentle Robot

      ugh New York is the worst place to vote

      no early voting
      super closed primaries
      and those hideous ballots with the same candidates on them five times

      • Cliff Hendroval

        I’d like early voting, but I’m strongly in favor of closed primaries and I’ve never found the ballot that complicated. I miss having the old-style lever machines, though. You got a feeling of accomplishment pulling that big lever at the end.

    • YoNastyBunny

      But that would be OPPRESSING their FREEDUM OF SPEECHEZ!!1!!!! Voter Suppression!!!!! CONSPiRACY!!!111! RIGGED!!1!! INPEACH KILLARY!!!! *rolls eyes, gnashes teeth*

      • Cliff Hendroval

        Yeah, I won’t be working this election because I’ll be returning from vacation the day before, but I expect there will be a lot of deplorables foaming at the mouth about that.

  • OrG

    Influence?

  • Nasty Duke

    He mistakes the attention for him being important. He’s getting coverage because he’s notable and laughable.

    • Alan

      And makes sure everyone knows it. He should just stay away from phones and computers.

  • bubbuhh

    When will political parties discover how useful magnetic signs for vee-hicles are? Democratic Party supporters could reaaly use them in the Trailer Parkier parts of every state, not to mention, most everywhere in the Red State.

  • DainBramage

    The projectile vomiting projection of Scottie Adams and his ilk is amazing. We’re the bullies now? Has he even seen Trump speak?

    • Jen B_VA

      We’re the bullies for not doing everything they say and cowing when they tell us how they will rebel or shoot or whatevers

  • BadKitty904

    “Yeah, well, what about all those times Hillary publicly called for Trump’s assassination?”, said no one ever.

    • Mavenmaven

      Further evidence of her guilt!!!!

  • smr06va
    • Suse

      Yay!

  • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

    Wearing their mega crap hat isn’t a bad idea because of riots, it is a bad idea because the old ladies running the voter machine will make you take if off, no politicking allowed. And then everyone will see your Hulk Hogan hair. SAD.

    Also too young Jenny was like these girls don’t like me, they must be jealous! Probably legit but also I was a condescending brat who hated smiling at your stupid face as it said stupid things and was not so good at hiding her stuck up nose faces.

    Those things haven’t changed, but now I am pretty good at looking at things now and going oh, that makes more sense than my 7 year old brain thoughts.

    You should try that shitty cartoon dude.

    • bubbuhh

      There you go again.😺

      • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

        Well I said nothing changed. /turns up nose

        • Spotts1701, The Baddest Hombre

          Have you improved your flouncing skill? I mean, if you want to be epic you have to have a good flounce when you turn up your nose.

          • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

            I was an 80’s pouf dress pageant kid. My flounce knocks down walls!

            Seriously, though in theater I was always put in the fussy gussy snot girl role. Veruca Salt, Bianca Minola, I think they were trying to tell me something?!

  • TJ Barke
  • YoNastyBunny

    Some Trump supporters online have suggested that people who intend to vote for Trump should wear their Trump hats on election day. That is a dangerous idea, and I strongly discourage it. There would be riots in the streets because we already
    know the bullies would attack.

    Pfft… We’ll attack them with deep, hardy laughs and guffaws, that’s what we’ll do. We already know that’s what makes them really angry–All of Us immigrants, womminz, queers and blahs and browns–laughing at them for the ridiculous, hateful butt-scabs they are. They only wish we’d physically attack them, so that they can feel righteously persecuted. Nope! Us Bad Hombres and Nasty Women are going drink your tears when Hillary Clinton is declared Madame President. Motherfuckers…

    • DainBramage

      But what can a white male, whose family on both sides has been here for generations, do? I’m happy to stand with you and join in the hearty guffaws.

      • Lascauxcaveman

        I admit, whenever I see a MAGA hat, I smirk and shake my head sadly. But it’s entirely reflexive; I don’t mean to be attacking anyone, or hurt their fees.

        • DainBramage

          They’re all such delicate flowers.

    • MizzMazz

      “Bad Hombres and Nasty, Nasty Women
      Are Gonna drink your tears when Hillary Clinton
      Is Madame President, ya sorry motherfuckers”

      You have the basis for a pretty good song here!

      ETA, it works pretty good with an open G to C and back to G, then A…someone else chime in here.

    • theCryptofishist

      Isn’t wearing one of those hats not legal within 100′ of the poles? At least in California?
      Or are these t he non-voting Trump supporters.

  • DainBramage

    Where I live, in one of the city suburbs of Seattle, I occasionally see a car with a TrumPence bumper sticker. I treat it like it’s being driven by a crazy person (it is), leaving plenty of room.

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      I saw someone driving through Spokane with a Trump-Pence yard sign taking up the center 1/3 of his windshield. I assume he was headed back to Medical Lake.

      • DainBramage

        Gawd, I hate even having a state park parking pass hanging up from my rear view mirror. Yes, they must be one of those voluntary committals, heading back for another round of treatment.

  • The Wanderer

    Shorter Scott Adams:

  • Jen B_VA

    Lol, looky the alpha male fraid of the big mean liberals with their words.
    Maybe he needs him a safe space?

    • Shan the Nasty Libtart

      He should just stay indoors and stay off the internet and nobody would bother him.

      • YoNastyBunny

        Hell, we’d even forget that he exists!

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Or, you know, maybe he can just hang out in Milo’s he man scaredy-cat libertarian arpanet virtual safe space woman haterz club.

      • Good_Trouble_Yall

        And he definitely shouldn’t be complaining about us looking at his legs, since he’s the one who put that skirt on in the first place.

        • Shan the Nasty Libtart

          No kidding! Guy sashays past me in a kilt and you can damn sure betcha I’m not just gonna look but I’m gonna follow him and lift it up. Why else would they be wearing them with no underwear if they don’t want us to…

          Nope. Nope. I don’t think this is working.

    • MizzMazz

      From what I’ve gathered about the MRA types (more than I ever wanted to know) is that they are *not* Alphas, but jealous of the men who get the ‘desirable women’ and make all the money, and have the nice things that they are entitled to.

      You know, crybabies.

  • Suse
    • TJ Barke

      “MRA idiot Matt Forney is being gross again”
      That’s a pretty redundant sentence…

      • Suse

        I’ll try to do better.

    • The Wanderer

      A Trump baby boom? Women have sexdreams about Trump?

      • Suse

        Matt sure does.

      • Swampgas_Man

        The ones where they wake up screaming, “MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOOOOOOP!!”

    • limberrat

      Most women I know are pretty damned repulsed by him.

    • Carpe Vagenda
    • Mr. Blobfish

      Alas, when Clinton is installed as our new dictator-elect, there will be many sad knuckle children spilled on the bathroom floor in defeat. The rest of us will be fuckin’ like bunnies.

    • anwisok

      OK, since he’s an MRA who regularly rates women based on appearance, I have no qualms saying: some people can rock the bald look. He isn’t one of them.

  • TJ Barke

    I’m sorry, which side was it that was calling for second amendment solutions to be used on their opponent or threatening to have them jailed?

  • The Wanderer

    Dang, I have to be more careful when posting pictures.

    Shorter Scott Adams:
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c6c95dc276f36126a0bb12cec5f58ee916a8a73daa13284b7d2bf43af95bb467.png

    • (shouted, of course, in the apropos voice)
      GUMBY LIBELZ!

  • Mavenmaven

    “is about uniting all Americans under one flag”, yes, the one with the green frog and the swastika on it.

    • Swampgas_Man

      Darn! What’ll I do with all these Confederate Traitor flags I stocked up?

  • Alan

    Social media sure has exposed a lot of people as nuts.

  • Gentle Robot

    I’d like to comment, but I’m just another paid troll assigned to harass the creator of Catbert

  • IdRatherBeDancing

    Notice how these self-proclaimed alphas are a bunch of whiny little bitches. All of them.

    • Grokenstein

      They’re easily triggered and don’t “get” irony.

      • mancityhombres

        Irony? But that’s just woman’s work.

    • Jen B_VA

      They’rbeing MEAN to me on the INTERNETTTTSSSS BULLY!
      Are they…doxxing you? Sending threatening calls? calling and hanging up?
      NO WORSE. They said I was an idiot on Twitters!

      • YoNastyBunny

        *clutches pearls* How unconscionable…!!!

  • smr06va

    I can honestly say I don’t now, nor have I ever, given two shits about ‘Dilbert’ or its creator.

  • Grokenstein

    I liked Scotty better (slightly) when he insisted his head wasn’t way up Scump’s ass.

  • Y’know, this guy seems a lot less insane when his writing is confined to 4 panels and like 30 words…

  • Carpe Vagenda
    • Courser

      I’m so fucking happy to see Christy go down. He’s such a disgusting, bullying toady. I *really* hope he has to do the Perp Walk and spend some time in the Big House. After he had designs on Attorney General!!! Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Hey, before that, he not just had designs on President, Karl Rove sent Barbara Bush by the house to talk to his wife about it. He shared a campaign manager with Giuliani. He should have realized that you don’t do a victory lap on peoples’ faces before you win.

        The best part of this is that he could make a pretty decent case that Jared Kushner suborned some of that testimony, but Trump might not like that very bigly.

  • bubbuhh

    #Rigged?????
    Wisconsin clerk limits voting near campus because ‘students lean more toward the Democrats’

    Teske — who was appointed by Republican Mayor Jim Schmitt, a close ally of Gov. Scott Walker — bristled at requests from a “very persistent” Democratic state lawmaker, Eric Genrich, to open an additional polling location near the campus…..

    “I don’t like the idea at all for many reasons: Staffing, ballot security, budget, etc.,” Teske complained in the email, which was provided to The Nation as part of an open-records request by the One Wisconsin Institute.

    “I was reading the statutes and read: No site may be designated that affords an advantage to any political party,” Teske wrote. “UWGB is a polling location for students and residents on Election Day but I feel by asking for this to be the site for early voting is encouraging the students to vote more than benefitting the city as a whole.”

    http://www.rawstory.com/2016/10/revealed-wisconsin-clerk-limits-voting-near-campus-because-students-lean-more-toward-the-democrats/

    • Villago Delenda Est

      What is disturbing is they don’t quite get that this confirms every suspicion we’ve ever had about them.

  • TJ Barke

    Good on you, Robyn. Murray Rothbard was a fucking crackpot.

  • scorpy_1

    Is there honestly anything more insufferable than a passive-aggressive asshole who realizes nobody is acknowledging his/her cleverness?

    • Lefty Frizzell

      Since you seem to know all about it why don’t you tell us?

      • scorpy_1

        I burnt!

    • MizzMazz

      The best way to deal with this type is to point and laugh, and then let them know we all have better things to do, then ignore them.

  • Shan the Nasty Libtart

    Maybe we could pitch in and get him a nice cozy sweater he can stay home and relax in.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    Can we set up a tip jar for Robyn when she guest posts?

    • Jen B_VA

      Absolutely :D If you do donation stuffies you can specify a tip for a writer. Pretty sure I read that before.

      • Shan the Nasty Libtart

        HOW COOL IS THAT!?!?

        • Jen B_VA

          Wonkette R the epitome of coolness*
          *so says the chronically unhip

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        I need more details. Just do a one time paypal donation and designate “for Robyn”? I’ll read some stuff too, also, but if you know…

    • theCryptofishist

      *crosses fingers*
      Please, oh please, oh please–drops in once a week with MRAs and MGTOWs Follies.

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        She does present a finely edged rant doesn’t she!

  • IdRatherBeDancing

    Project Veritas — lolz

    • Grokenstein

      “But I’m not a teabagger!!”

  • theCryptofishist

    Okay, how and when did Adams break his brain?

    • Lulu Mac

      “his brain”…assumes facts not in evidence…

      • theCryptofishist

        I remember the cartoon was funny at one point. Perhaps he’s been taken over by a dim replicate.

        • TJ Barke

          It was an excellent skewering of corporate culture.

          • Bitter Scribe

            Yeah, but even then, the strip was weird about women. The female characters in Dilbert were always hitting or kicking men, literally (Alice and her “fist of death” was just a small part of it) and getting away with it because they were guuuuurls. They were venal, manipulative, outrageously selfish and coldhearted. Some of it was funny, but eventually the sheer misogynistic hostility leached all the humor away.

        • thixotropic jerk

          I don’t remember it as funny. It was always anti-worker, anti-union and never questioned capitalist corporate thinking in any honest way. I just never saw the humor in it. Adams is in it for Adams. Just another wackloon albeit a nerdy one.

    • beingreleased

      He did say something smart once: “The holodeck will be the last thing ever invented.”

      • mancityhombres

        I’ll reserve judgement for when that actually comes to pass.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      He got rich and famous writing a comic strip about how the people in charge are all stupid and irresponsible, women are hormonal and terrifying, and the only island of sanity is white tech geeks with lamentable social skills whose dogs judge them.

      I’m gonna say before that.

  • smr06va

    LMAO —

    Trilogy of Yahoo Headlines

    Fox News (Opinion): ‘Why I’m (still) betting big on Donald Trump to win’

    CNN: “Trump: ‘I actually think we’re winning'”

    WaPo: ‘Donald Trump’s chances of winning are approaching zero’

    • boyblue123

      Even the pro-Trump polls like the LA Times and Reuters that had the race either a tie or Trump in the lead last week now have Hillary ahead

      • smr06va

        And those are the ‘Trump approved’ polls…lol…..

  • Royal Ugly Hombre

    For the last time, Scott: People aren’t defacing your car and sending you hate mail because of your politics. They are doing that to you because you are Scott Adams.

  • Courser

    Man, I thought it was unpossible for me to hate this guy anymore than I already do.

    I like how he seems to talk big, but he’s just a pencil-necked geek with zero charisma.

    • Lefty Frizzell

      Tom Cotton libelz!

      • Lark_in_the_AM

        It is unpossible to libel Tom Cotton.

  • Nasty Astraea
    • Jenny, Manocidal Vagendiac

      Lol remember when the Drumpf Turd’s were like Hillary doesn’t know what C means?!?!

    • YoNastyBunny

      And you know what’s so fucked up about this? As recently as 2012 my Dad went through some of that very same trifling shit. He called up a real estate agent about a property, and they told him it had already been taken. Clever man that he is, my dad had a white friend call the company about the same property, and they were more than happy to show it for him.

      Hillary Clinton’s campaign ad game is ON!!!!

      • ZangoCrudmonger

        Damn, they certainly are on fire.

      • DeplorableTXTacoTruckofDoom

        It’s my understanding, at least in Florida, that hte state does this exact experiment and rings down the hammer on these kinds of things. This is a HUGE no no.

      • thixotropic jerk

        Happened to my wife and me in Orange County, CA in 2015.

    • UnsaltedSinner

      In a sane and decent world, an ad like that would end any hope Trump had of a political career.

    • Kooolest G

      there’s a great this american life about the actors who try to rent apts while black
      https://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/512/house-rules
      the best part is the guy who put the rules in place that nailed racist like trump and his father……….his name was george romney, and now you know the rest…..of the story

  • Bub the Bad Zombre

    These are probably paid trolls coming after me now. Note the similarity in attack.

    There is a very good reason why the attacks on you sound very similar, Mr. Adams. If there is a huge pile of shit on the sidewalk – and I mean an absolutely ENORMOUS pile of shit – all of the people who see that pile will probably describe it in broadly similar terms when they get to work and tell their coworkers about it. Doesn’t mean there is some kind of conspiracy, just that there are only so many ways to say: “You should have seen the pile of shit I saw on the way to work! It was HUGE!”

  • smr06va

    Steve Cortes is an asshole.

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      delusional asshole is more accurate

  • This tool is still a nationally-syndicated cartoonist, but no one will run _Andy Capp_ anymore.
    (And, yes, Andy could behave terribly, but it’s my understanding that he voted Remain, so, y’know, stopped clock, twice a day, etc)

  • Bad Hombre Ron

    Best guess? Universal Uclick is planning on cutting him loose and he’s desperately trying to stay relevant so they’ll keep him on.

  • Valkyrie

    I’ve been expecting some kind of meltdown from Adams as the election got nearer. Weird Dilbert Guy has been passing himself off as an expert in persuasion (he’s a “hypnotist”) and making outrageous statements about Trump’s invincibility, because he KNOWS ALL about persuasion. He’d write long, tortuous blogposts full of logical holes, but bedazzling (confusing) to his fellow aggrieved MRA-ers and Trumpkins. It was fine if Trump was bullying and insulting others–this was part of his great skill at PERSUASION! At one point, he disabled blog comments, probably because of incredulous bullies wielding big sticks of logic. He blocked Twitter users (me included) for similar infractions.

    And all along, contrary to all commonsense, he kept declaring Trump was a lock for a landslide win–his premise always that people are helpless against rhetorical devices (while he possessed that omniscient point of view that let him critically see through the rhetoric). His Trump idolatry seems part and parcel of his wishful thinking that he can hypnotize people and wield power over them, especially those nasty women who drove him to become a Men’s Rights martyr.

    Then a few weeks ago, he suddenly accepted that Clinton was likely to win–but now, it’s because Clintonites are bad, bad peopl, not simply superior rhetoricians.

    So, I think the takeaway here is that Scott Adams IS STILL THE MASTER PERSUADER, and you are mean, mean bullies for pointing and laughing at him for being outrageously wrong for so long.

    • Nastyinencinitas

      No matter what he writes, you can just hear him screaming I am a lovelorn meatsock and it’s your fault.

    • Jennaratrix

      If he was so good at persuading, he wouldn’t need to block anyone because everyone would agree with him.

      But I guess he didn’t think of that.

    • UnsaltedSinner

      She will laugh at my mighty sword
      She will laugh at my mighty sword
      Why must everybody laugh at my mighty sword?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkzH3VV5Ysc

      • mailman27

        A moment of silence after that.

    • Serai 1

      He’s the sort of guy who’s flabbergasted when women won’t respond to his negging.

  • Antonin Dvorak

    NPR has the skinny on Lil Marco getting booed at Calle Orange on Sunday:

    “‘And when we have someone like Drumpf, who hits our Mexican brothers, our Latino brothers, then you jump on that bandwagon after all that stuff he says not only about you personally … as a Latino, you’re a freaking sellout. I would not vote for him if they paid me.’”

    https://www.murphyforflorida.com/frontpage/2016/npr-attempting-woo-latino-voters-marco-rubio-gets-booed-orlando-festival/

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      Oh my.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    I tell myself that people are just jealous all the time, because, um, because…

    hm.

  • Roadstergal

    “the consent for everything craze was invented by radical feminists.”

    Yes, making sure someone wants to do something before you do it with them is very radical.

    Where is this dude located? I’m up for some pegging, and apparently it’s not a big deal to him if he isn’t.

    • Nastyinencinitas

      Yes, and normal women like me pine for the days when a man would walk up to you and club you over the head and drag you back to his fire to make him food. Then, if you’re lucky, he will grunt and point and you will lie down on the pelt and he will give you his seed in a few short, pitiless thrusts.

      • mailman27

        You have a way with words.

        • Nastyinencinitas

          Nuh uh.

    • William_C_Diaz

      I think consent is awesome. As a matter of fact, I like to have several ‘consent checks’ throughout interpersonal activities. It usually consists of asking my partner EXACTLY what she is consenting to and then requesting that she ask nice, even say please.

      If consent is an impediment to your love life, you aint doing it right…

      Have a great day!

  • Lark_in_the_AM

    I swear, the stuff he’s putting out now is funnier than the last decade of Dilbert cartoons put together. “I’m for Trump because I hate bullying”? LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

    • Jennaratrix

      Maybe it’s all performance art? And when it’s over he’s going to come clean?

      Nah. He’s just a run of the mill dumbass fighting to keep himself relevant. *Yawn*

  • David Trimboli

    “I endorse Donald Trump for President of the United States because I oppose bullying in all its forms” = “I endorse liver for breakfast because I oppose cholesterol in all its forms”

  • Grokenstein

    In his previous blog post (called, I shit you not, “How to Legally Vote More Than Once”) he teaches his loyal fanbase pfffffft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha sure-fire techniques to get us lousy Clinton voters to stay home on election day. A sampling:

    You can multiply the power of your opinion by convincing people on the
    other side to stay home on election day. Every vote you suppress on the
    other side is like an extra vote for you. And there’s no limit to how
    many you can have!
    (…)
    4. Complain about workplace problems in which one person can’t seem to
    make any difference in this world. Talk about anything that feels
    disempowering. No need to talk about the election. The feeling will
    bleed over.
    (…)
    6. Jokingly say that because you don’t plan to vote this time, it won’t
    be your fault if Clinton is a huge mistake as president. You’ll have a
    clean conscience for four years.

    Oh, I do hope the Busters appreciate that last one. But yeah, bullshit like THIS is why people hate your guts, Scotty. You’re fucked up in the head, not a genius.

    • Nasty_ahughes798_woman

      Ok, I understand what a “Bernie or Bust” person is, but what, in your opinion, is a pseudoprogressive?

    • Serai 1

      So great how wingnuts always assume everyone has the same defects they do. Because he’s petty and easily embittered, he assumes everyone else is, as well. NEWFLASH DILBERT: Your negging is for naught. Sorry!

  • FauxAntocles

    Scotty, Scotty, Scotty: Get an MRI!! Right Away!

    • Roadstergal

      You said “MRI,” he heard “MRA.”

  • DeplorableTXTacoTruckofDoom

    “I endorse Donald Trump for President of the United States because I oppose bullying in all its forms.”
    Then you can’t support Donald, Scotty. Donald is a bully, in multiple “forms”. Dumbass.

    • Shan the Nasty Libtart

      I’ve been thinking about it and it seems more and more like he’s just the type to offer to hold the schoolyard bully’s coat for him in hopes he doesn’t get attacked himself.

      • Jennaratrix

        And it would be unsuccessful, because bullies hate suck-ups as much as they hate anyone.

      • Serai 1
        • Shan the Nasty Libtart

          I don’t know what this is…

          • Serai 1

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Christmas_Story

            Only the greatest Christmas movie EVER.

          • Shan the Nasty Libtart

            Maybe I’ll watch it at Christmas…

          • Serai 1

            Turn on the TV on December 25 and you’ll find at least three channels running it as a marathon all day long. It supplanted It’s A Wonderful Life years ago.

          • Shan the Nasty Libtart

            I don’t have the cable tee vee, just Hulu and Netflix. It’ll prolly be on there somewhere, too, though.

          • Tacoclamgenda

            White Christmas is on Netflix.

          • IdRatherBeDancing

            Ralphie agrees!

          • Tacoclamgenda

            Ummm, no. White Christmas.

  • ZangoCrudmonger

    The projection is strong with Adams. Anyway, this is me, rigging the vote. Where’s my fucking check Hillary? Hnnnng? Also, too, I’m off chasing the elusive wapiti for a few days, y’all be missed. Get out the rig! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/87c2d289309ba006f1bf8716dff28bbaeddd5f1e0c32a509172d5dea6b572f02.jpg

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Hey! That looks familiar! I just filled one of those out, just like that, last night!

    • Big Boppa (BadHombre)

      Thanks for this. I’m voting rigging tomorrow. I’ll use this as a crib sheet.

    • Roadstergal

      Wait, _Pacific_ Green? That’s not a party, it’s what I painted the downstairs bathroom.

    • tomamitai

      Your mark went outside the circle, so it doesn’t count.

  • Jennaratrix

    I also strongly encourage people not to wear their Make America Great Again hats on election day, or any other day, because they are fugly.

  • Serai 1
  • Major_Major_Major

    Hold up there, Dibert guy. “Republicans are likely to unholster, and then things will get wet”. That’s a classy double on-ton-dray. I can’t imagine why women, for that matter most sentient beings, shun you. Can I recommend going to a private range, unholstering, and shooting into a tissue to relieve some stress.

  • guppy06

    Isn’t a “ding dong ditch” what the Bundyites dug in Malheur?

  • guppy06

    And he claims that there is a 98% chance that Donald Trump will win the election

    Self-professed technology and math geek knows nothing of Nate Silver’s work.

    • AJ Milne

      (Holds head…)

      So here’s my quandary:

      Yes, I’m well aware there are concerns following from the increasing disconnect between, say, _reality_ and many of Trumps’ supporters. It’s arguable, even, that the more they’re convinced Trump is soooper seekrity rilly winning, and Da Meeedia (say this with a sneer; it’s a correct usage thing) are suppressing this transcendent truth, the more this is the case, the larger a problem we have, say, around 10 am, November 9, when they finally roll out of bed and reality is refusing to go away, and the headlines are saying, listen, umm, you lost, deal with it, thanks…

      So if I were a truly civic minded person, I’d care more. I’d be doing, I dunno, some kinda outreach thing. Deprogramming, even, maybe. We could start slow. Basic math, stuff like that… Try to break them to this, y’know, less painfully, all in the interest of defusing potentially ugly scenes…

      But, see, I kinda despise Scott Adams. He’s kinda this perfect storm for me. Dumb. Doesn’t know it. Thinks he knows stuff. Also doesn’t. Draws a zombie comic. Full of himself. Mediocre. Boring. Whiny. And his derivative, monotonous, long-undead strip still periodically gets posted on cubicles near where I sit. It’s all the things…

      So, civic-mindedness be damned, I have to confess: I don’t want Scott Adams to know too soon. I want this to sneak up and beat him over his thick skull. (With votes, of course.) I want it to be devastating. I want him to suffer. I want him to panic. I want him to run screaming down the street, gibbering something about a gynocracy, whatever… Long as there’s serious stress, whatevs, it’s all good…

      So… Umm… Forgive me? In my defence, I doubt he can manage much of a riot on his own, though.

  • disqus_lWwzrwNaw6

    “Things will get wet fast”–OK. At least we know he’s not talking about the last woman he had sex with.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    It is hard to figure out what is happening with him.

    Years ago, he did a story with the Sacramento Bee in which he was disguised as an Ivy League consultant. The CEO was recruited to smile and nod in agreement as the expert, a Mr. Mébert, spun increasingly insane management fads and sold them to the employees. He had persuaded them to create a comically absurd Mission Statement, stuffed to bursting with every meaningless business cliché.

    He was about to put them to work at writing the Company Song when he took pity on them, ripped off the disguise and ended the experiment.

    At the time, I thought that it showed how a CEO has to carefully avoid inspiring kiss-ass gullibility.

    Has Scott Adams somehow forgotten that lesson and thinks that he is a Great Hypnotic Persuader?

  • UnsaltedSinner

    I endorse Donald Trump for President of the United States because I oppose bullying in all its forms.

    That’s like endorsing Bernie Sanders because you oppose criticism of Wall Street in all its forms. Scott Adams doesn’t do logic goodly.

    • SullivanSt

      Scott Adams really should be endorsing Hillary Clinton for President because he really does oppose women ever being President.

  • Boscoe

    Ok, it’s official: i am done with this Dilbert tool whatever his name is. I didn’t give a rat’s ass about him before and I give less of a rat’s ass about him now. He is clearly a deluded imbecile lacking even the tiny amount of self awareness required to sense the rampant unhinged irony as he accuses Hillary supporters of all the things Trump supporters actually DO.

    NEXT!

  • KarenJ

    I suspect that all this time the “Dilbert” comic strip has been ghost-written by Tony Schwartz (the same guy who ghost-wrote “The Art Of The Deal”) and that wingnut Scott Adams is in reality a silver-spoon dilettante whose only experience with office life and politics was when he used to sleep on the floor of his father’s office as a truant school-skipping child.

    • nightmoth

      FYI: Tony Schwartz apologized the other day for “The Art of the Deal.”

  • Boko999

    Scott Adams isn’t funny in a deliberate way!
    Can I wallow in liberal perfidiwatsis now?

  • mailman27

    So the liberals are the swaggering ass-kickers? I thought we were elitist latte-sipping limp-wristed whiners on the sidelines, while the Men of Destiny shaped our World! *kneads brow*

    • starkitty

      IKR? Whatever happened to “girly-men”? Could it be, even the delusional paranoid alt-right realizes it would sound damn silly to complain about being beat up by girly men?

  • SullivanSt

    Another great reason to not wear your MAGA hat to the polling booth, apart from because it marks you out for all to see as a hateful moron, is that it’s fucking illegal to wear campaign slogans in polling places in most states.

  • nightmoth

    “They try to shame.”
    Try harder, he’s still yapping.

  • “I’m endorsing”–SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE GIVES A SHIT INCLUDING WHOEVER YOU ARE FAKEDORSING THIS WEEK

  • andyshelt

    “Team Clinton has succeeded in perpetuating one of the greatest evils I have seen in my lifetime.”

    Scott Adams was born in 1957, so in his lifetime he has seen attempts at genocide in Cambodia, East Timor, Guatamela, Bosnia, Rwanda and Darfur. Not to mention 9/11, the Oklahoma bombing, Sandy Hook, the Orlando nightclub shootings and the list of true evil is virtually endless.

    Yet this fucking moron thinks that these pale into insignificance when set against the greater evil of being a bit mean to Orange Hitler’s “poorly educated” supporters.

    FFS, this idiotic tinfoil hat wearing, fucking right-wing nut-job is really, really beginning to piss me off………………………………………………………

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/993ddf800f3515191e7cc42a6f6a3e1ea256be3e601d6d00f0b990a653bda60b.jpg

  • nasty taco truck vagenda

    Everybody’s getting paid to troll for Hillary except me! :runsawaycrying:

  • Mathew G. Smith

    Opposing bullying by endorsing Trump is like opposing gator wrestling by backing Steve Irwin.

  • Swampgas_Man

    Scott Adams became the Pointy-Haired Boss so gradually we never noticed it before. Of course, most of us made a habit of not noticing him before.

  • andyshelt

    @realDonaldTrump, tweeted in August: “Obama will go down as the worst President in history on many topics but especially foreign policy.”

    “Well @realDonaldTrump,” Obama said, “at least I will go down as a president.”

    http://bcove.me/bbc7aoto

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