Well, we found you...
The desert rose of the trailer park, back in action in another tartar sauce smothered corner of the internet.
servemeplease.blogspot.com/
This is a link to where you can find her (presumably) rantings and ravings about issues that do not directly affect her at all. Believe it or not, through the rumor mill, due to unfortunate events is now actually a service industry employee (I'm sure at a classier laxce than the donut shop she worked in while earning her GED.)
There will be more on this topic shortly, and remember, FEEL freE to CAPITALIZE random words TO express your thoughts...
...and, for the love of GOD!!!! DON'T FEED THE TROLLS!!!!
posted by Uncle Rhythm @ 6:35 PM
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30 Comments:
"I'm sure at a classier laxce than the donut shop she worked in while earning her GED.)"
I graduated HIGH SCHOOL in 1995. SO you DON'T know what you are talking about.
"The desert rose of the trailer park."
We live in a BRICK HOUSE that is PAID for 100%.
So, I want in on this blog thing. I've been on the forums for a little bit, and already I can see that springs1 is a force to be made fun of. Just wait til she gets wind of me...
oops, forgot to tell you my email so i can get in... LongEars180(at)aol.com. I could care less if people see this address, half the stuff i get on it is already spam anyway...
Lords you live in a house that was given to you. Personally I'd rather live in a trailer that I paid for on my own, but that's just me. Maybe the people that gave it to you knew you aren't smart enough to earn enough money to buy a house? What does your husband do for a living?
I would like to be the first to volunteer to sit in her station and make her "career" as a server a living hell as she had undoubtedly done to so many others. Hasn't she heard of Karma?
This is hilarious. I don't know who this crazy springs1 woman is or why she thinks the earth revolves around her and her only. Nor do I have any idea how she found my blog. But, I must say, the epic and randomly capitalized diatribe she left in my comments had me laughing so hard, I almost spit wine all over my laptop screen.
Is she really working in the biz now? Where does she work? Oh how I would LOVE (caps intended!) to sit in her section. One mistake and it's a zero tip, eh springs1? Ah, karma...
Springs1 is lords of acid, some band with ACDC-esque "look how cool we are because we talk about sex" songs. Go see her on bitterwaitress.com or tipping.org to fully experience her craziness. She is a fucking mental case. She doesnt' realize how easy it is find her on other sites, and what she says on them, like her hypocritical stealing of a lamp from K-Mart (lord knows she'll hunt you down for a penny) or her eating disorders, or her complete lack of empathy for anyone else....its called SIOCOPATHY hun.
Springs1 is like a car accident, you don't want to look, but you can't look away....I have been online for 10 years, restaurant industry for 4, and I have NEVER read anything nuttier than her blogs...except possibly the rants and raves of a 5 yr old screaming "ME FIRST, that's not FAIR!! I'm taking my tip and going home...." Fine, screw the tip, just STAY home. Has the fact that EVERYONE posted that you are too harsh in your expectations, and even started a blog about how WRONG yu are make a differance???
NO, I DIDN'T THINK SO....
One last question...CAN YOU REMEMBER AN INSTANCE OR TWO OF EXCELLENT SERVICE???? It might be nice to mention the positive, so you don't sound lke a total whiner....
hear that y'all? BRICKS!!!
That springs1 chick is a piece of work. She has to approve comments, then she must comment on all of them. Talk about having some issues! Someone needs to lock her up and throw the key in the ocean.
After having received my first acidic report from this classy Springs1 lady, you guys make my heart feel all warm and fuzzy.
Is there anyway blogspot can punish her with 5-15 at a sports bar?
P.S. I want in, TOO. How do I JOIN?
P.P.S. How was that for random caps?
I love you all!
I just came home after working three nights in a row (it's not my profession, just a job). I'm exhausted. My feet hurt. - Ya know?
It was the same last weekend. I posted sth about rude guests on my blog, which isn't really about being a waitress. A friend of mine contradicted on this, so I softened it a bit in my next post. (Look at it at http://shout-it-from-the-rooftop.blogspot.com)
Tonight I just wanted to check mail + maybe adjust the layout of my blog, which is fucked up. I spotted a new comment by springs1. I had to admit she was right in some points and went to her blog. I read her rules. Then I red her post ... and all the comments ...
I do not want to be nasty on anyone. I do not want to join in any hate raid.
Still, I do everything she expects from me (except that IN ORDER - thing, which I think is far from being nice or fair). And my guests LOVE me. - Well, some do, those who LOVE me are a minority ;-)
And since I was hurt by her comments - yes I'm sensitive, sorry - I'm glad there are so many people who think she's wrong, just as I do ... I live in Germany. It may be different here (mostly we don't just open a bottle to serve a beer), but probably not that much.
Visit my blog and read MY rules ...
Love,
rooftop
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I win, I got by far the most capitalization out of any reply on her blog. I take joy in the fact that springs1 spent easily twice as much time trying to incoherently (and it was incoherent) reply to me as I did venting on her. I win Springs1, do you hear me? Eat it bitch!
Just thinking about the sheer volume of bodily fluids that woman has ingested unknowingly brings a tear of joy to my left eye. I hope God takes away her keyboard soon...
Oh wow, Ok so I have recently fallen victim to Lords, or springs1 or whatever, bitch, take your pick. Anyone that has as much time on their hands as our dear friend springs and wants to check out what springs had to say to my post about being a better customer, and then what I had to say back, feel free to check out my blog: http://kate-nothingbutblueskies.blogspot.com/ in particular "How to be a better customer"
Wow, I see this blog was started back in 2005, yet STILL this springs/lord of acid douche is ranting and raving on every blog she/he comes across. Can you imagine the empty existence of this person? Imagine being so inordinately proud of your high school diploma.
Thank you, Uncle Rhythm, wherever you are...
Haha jesus this woman is a lunatic. How she got married with that godawful attitude I'll never know. I bet she didn't tip the minister at her own wedding! He probably didn't wed them quickly enough or provide the 5 metric tonnes of ranch flavoured confetti she asked for.
This [woman] has been harassing my humble little blog now, too.
She actually typed "waiters fault" into Google to find my post.
I found her, though.
http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g133/springs1/?action=view¤t=gurlsniteout004.jpg
Queen of Awesome
http://s55.photobucket.com/albums/g133/springs1/?action=view¤t=gurlsniteout004.jpg
That's not me you idiot!!
You honestly think I would be STUPID enough to post a picture of myself? You are crazy.
Springs1, A Poem: Part One
DUHHH!! YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS STUPID and NUTS!!
YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING IS THE GOD'S TRUTH!! You made an ERROR HERE YOU **HYPOCRITE**!! Answer this question BITCH: WHO THE FUCK LIKES WAITING FOR ANYTHING? I AM NOT A TROLL, NOT A TROLL!! WHY are you CONTINUING TO DO WHAT *YOU* WANT when you aren't ***PAYING*** THE **TIP**, HUH? That's how UNEDUCATED YOU are about LIFE in general. YOU IGNORANT BITCH!! LOOK IN THE MIRROR WHO SAYS GET A LIFE, SERIOUSLY, you have this HUGE BLOG and are bothered by stupidness. So use your COMMON SENSE and NOT BE LAZY as you called me!! THOSE ARE FACTS, NOT OPINIONS! Maybe it's because I really am SMART at this subject and you are just a LAZY ASS BITCH who DOESN'T like HEARING THE **TRUTH**, because it HURTS!!!! WHY CAN'T YOU ADMIT THAT BITCH?
I DON'T TAKE MEDICATIONS, DON'T NEED ANY.
WHY DO YOU WANT CONTROL? WHAT BUSINESS IS IT OF YOURS HOW SOMEONE IS DOING WHEN YOUR JOB IS TO GET WHAT THEY ASK, THAT'S IT, NOTHING ELSE, HUH? I LOVE CONDIMENTS. WHY DON’T YOU TRY IT SOMETIME? HOW DO YOU KNOW 100% FOR SURE YOU DON’T LIKE RANCH WITH MOZZERELLA STICKS, UNLESS YOU HAVE TRIED IT? SO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAT BITCH! You’re just JEALOUS that I LOOK BETTER THAN YOU, BITCH! You probably got the fat ass. Do you honestly think I eat like that everyday? HELL NO I don’t!
I AM NICE.
Springs1, A Poem: Part Two
I don't go out to eat to eat DRY RIBS or DRY SANDWICHES. There's a HUGE AMOUNT OF THEM STUPID, so WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR *FACTS* STRAIGHT THAT IT'S NOT CHILDISH TO FIGHT TO BE FIRST STUPID ASS!! It would be VERY UNFAIR, EXTREMELY UNFAIR. She claimed they serve it cold, but that's INHUMANE to have KNOWN to serve it cold and STILL DO IT. THEN TELL ME HOW YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT'S INCONSIDERATE!! NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
YOU NEED TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR AT WHO IS CONTROLLING. WE HAVE A RIGHT TO CONTROL, because **WE ARE PAYING THE TIP STUPID ASS**! OUR MONEY RULES OUR SERVERS STUPID!! THAT'S HOW THE REAL WORLD WORKS IF THEY WANT OUR MONEY, DUHHH!!
If you forget my bbq sauce, WHAT A SELFISH BITCH YOU ARE! FUCK YOU! We aren't being mean. YOU ARE BEING AWFUL TO THE CUSTOMER BY DELAYING THEM FROM GETTING THEIR FOOD AND DRINK. NO, that's **SMART** SO OUR MONEY ISN'T GOING INTO THE TRASH, because we aren't hungry when we go STUPID ASS!! REALLY STUPID AND PATHETIC. SHE OPENED HER LEGS(NOT COUNTING IF THE FATHER DIES, which she would be widowed). I WAITED UNTIL MY WEDDING DAY TO HAVE INTERCOURSE. BTW, YOU ARE THE POMPOUS ASS! See, look at your POOR manners.
NOBODY LIKES CUTTERS AND THAT INCLUDES MANY ADULTS!! YOU KNOW THAT IS THE GOD'S TRUTH!! YOU ARE MEAN!! I am not stupid or a troll or a cunt. THAT IS *YOU*!! It's not my fault the servers aren't willing to do the amount of **WORK** for their money or willing to **APOLOGIZE** when they mess up and you know it that is the GOD'S TRUTH! PREVENT FORGETTING,YOU IDIOT! SO NO, YOU ARE 100 ZILLION, TRILLION, MILLION PERCENT WRONG!!
YOU ARE SO FUCKING ASS LAZY, INCONSIDERATE, A CUTTER, and an ASSHOLE, FUCK CUTTERS LIKE YOU, YOU UNFAIR BITCH!! You are REALLY STUPID! See how VERY MEAN YOU ARE. I've been married since May of 2002. NO, I DO NOT LIKE WOMEN. I am 5'0" and ONLY WEIGH 90-92lbs. I keep VERY CONTROL of my weight. I ONLY drink on friday nights and saturdays nights. I do a "DIET day" on thursday by eating less than 500 calories and I lose about pounds doing this. I also DON'T eat NEARLY as much food during the week. YOU ARE REALLY IGNORGANT telling me something, when I bet *YOU* are the one that is probably fat! KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT **BEFORE** YOU POST, DUMBASS! I AM NOT POSTING MEAN SHIT.
Well OF COURSE, LOTS OF TIMES!! You are just MADDDD I HAVE LOTS OF POINTS IN MY POST THAT MAKE SOOOOOO MUCH SENSE!! I just feel by you saying this, you are a MEAN BITCH! IT IS YOUR JOB TO GET ME MY BBQ SAUCE BROUGHT TO ME WITH MY MEAL.
I DON'T LIKE MY DRINKS WATERY. It's the PRINCIPLE of it. WHERE IN THE HELL YOU GET OFF, BITCH? FUCK YOU! THIS IS VERY IRRELEVANT! First off, FUCK YOU! YOU ARE A MEAN HUMAN BEING! YOU DON’T FUCKING KNOW ME BITCH, SO DON’T CALL ME A MEAN NAME! YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING IS THE GOD'S TRUTH AND YOU KNOW IT! So YEAH, I feel I have EVERY FREAKING RIGHT to be CONDESCENDING SINCE I KNOW MORE HOW TO DO THE JOB CORRECTLY AND HAVE CONSIDERATION FOR THE CUSTOMER'S FEELINGS MORE THAN THEY DO.
I have a WONDERFUL, HAPPY LIFE, so I have NO CLUE WHERE YOU GET THAT FROM? WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! NO you are FARRR AWAY from the truth, VERY, VERY, VERY! Again, WHO GIVES A RAT’S ASS? I don’t that’s for sure. I HATE, DESPISE LAZY ASS, UNCARING, CUTTER PEOPLE LIKE YOU!! FUCK YOU UNCARING LAZY ASSHOLE!! YOU ARE LAZY. YOU ARE FUCKING LYING. THAT would be RUDE don’t you think? MOST people would think that’s a bit RUDE and INCONSIDERATE.
I PROVED TO YOU THAT I'M RIGHT, HA HA! YOU'RE AN IDIOT THAT CAN'T EVEN SPELL CONTRACTIONS CORRECTLY! GO BACK TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL IDIOT!
I love her. She makes everyone I work with laugh. She is nuts and fat, not to mention a thief, but very amusing. Have you checked out her blog on overcharging? Classic.
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You should see the capitalization she left in a comment on my blog. Woo, I thought the "NOT CHRISTIAN" lady from Wife Swap had made a blog. I got curious and started to read her posts and the comments on them. I'm just curious as to why this lady doesn't cook at home if all servers are lazy and every experience is a bad one.
Oh and she also called me a control freak bitch and then get all offended and starts talking about manners when you call her a bitch. She sounds like the control freak to me.
She is awesome!
I'm sorry,
I just lost it on her Overcharging Blog. She wins....I am beaten.
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"Even the manager on duty was so stupid and I even proved him wrong even."
An excellent quote from Springs1. Great use of the English language.
Hahaha.
How many litres of ranch dressing do you think she bathes in daily???
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