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We've cut down on Call of duty hours to focus on making memes,
highlighting random wikileaks articles
and abusing black people on twitter.
With the election weeks away,
James O'Keefe's bombshell has landed.
And this ends the election
and sends Hillary to prison.
Donald,
the clip...
The clip is not as anticipated.
Something about ducks.
Will everyone aged 13 years and younger please leave the room.
HOW MUCH FLOURIDE HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING!?!
Something about ducks!?!
We've been saying she is the most corrupt politician since Nixon
and this is all you have actual evidence of?!
I have no workable policies,
straight insulted half of America,
groped the other half
and the only dirt you have on her is something about a duck!
Donald someone on 4chan saw her murder Teddy Roosevelt.
Teddy Roosevelt died before she was born!
He came back to fight the New World Order.
Staring bloody eyed into your computer
does not constitute a political crusade!
I'm sick of your self-aggrandizing
and this is coming from someone who is so narcissistic
he sleeps in the sweet embrace of a life sized doll of himself!
Now immigrants are going to flood the country
paying taxes, listening to colourful music and cooking flavourful tacos!
HOT DELICIOUS TACOS!
If they reform the tax system I'll lose more money than England after Brexit!
Remember when I said 'Wrong!' at the debate?
That's how you do it.
Really showed her.
Hillary is making me look less viable
than Walter fucking Mondale!
This is all everybody else's fault I can't believe how stupid everyone else is
I wish I had my old publicist John Miller.
He really knew how to make me look good.
Unlike you pasty internet addicts!
It's ok, we'll tell everyone we were just trolling.
Maybe we can murder Roger Stone.
I'm just sick of that guy.
And blame Hilary.
Two birds, one stone.
Then everyone will see the great conspiracy
that stops me from becoming President.
Or something.