Just wanted to express my admiration for the great job my fellow shillers have done rigging reddit, the polls, the media, and just the election in general. I mean can you believe those idiot Trump Supporters actually believe that Trump is losing in the polls! Losing!?! To Hilary Clinton?!? HAHAHAHAHA! What a bunch of morons. Obviously the majority of the American people support Trump's policies, I mean c'mon just listen to him! Doesn't matter since the voting is rigged anyways thank god!! I admit he really had me worried there for a couple months, but luckily our friends in the media really came through for us!
On a serious note, suckering the American people into four more years of Obama really is the best feeling in the world. I just really wanted to thank our elite global banker friends for handing out shilling checks every month in order to keep this subreddit going. My next bottle of champagne is going to be dedicated to you my friends! See you next election!