So you’re not exactly an expert at the whole “dating” game. You’ve had some relationships but they didn’t exactly work out the way you wanted to. Or maybe you didn’t even get to the stage of relationship status. It’s okay, there is likely a very reasonable explanation for your relationship failures and can be fixed very easily. What you need to do to fix your relationship problems is simply to date a Libertarian.
Hear me out.
5) Individualist – Libertarians are well known to be individualists. This means they don’t really care what others think of them, they are going to be themselves no matter what people think. No need to worry about someone trying to act differently around you just to get you to like him or her, Libertarians are going to be who they are whether you like it or not!
4) Economists – If you date a Libertarian you are simultaneously dating an economist who believes in the free market. This means they reject the Keynesian economic principles including the broken window theory. This means he/she does not believe that they need to suck your wallet dry to create personal economic “growth”. Libertarians are very fiscally responsible when it comes to money and believes in saving now so you can both thrive later.
3) Party Enthusiasts – Just because Libertarians are fiscally responsible doesn’t mean they don’t know how to treat you to a good time. Libertarians are well known to believe in the “live and let live” principle, so they will respect your wishes but make your night as fun as you can possibly imagine. Because Libertarians are individualists they will have fun without worrying what others think of them. Because they are economists they work in real world practicality instead of hypothetical theory thus know their limits.
2) Dress Attire – Sometimes Libertarians get a bad reputation for some reason that they dress poorly, but this couldn’t be further from the truth. A wide majority of those who are libertarian are known to be some of the best dressed in politics. Some are the “bow tie libertarians” who take class to a whole new level. Some are like Rand Paul who wear their blue jeans with their shirt and sports jackets – a causal look – professional up top, yet relaxed below. Regardless of what Libertarian dress code someone commits to, they are sure to dress classy for date night… and every other night.
1) Liberty – To date a Libertarian would be like two lions working together to hunt, pounce on, and shred apart a zebra. Both of your pursuits of liberty would empower and embolden the other. Because Libertarians believe in freedom, the person you date would believe in your right to privacy because we all know that the NSA has already taken over the role of that creepy stalker you broke up with because he/she wouldn’t leave you alone. Dating a Libertarian would mean you both would be a nice compliment to the other in the battle against big government.
What more could you possibly want in a relationship?