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[–]FootballRobbChicharito 170ポイント171ポイント  (52子コメント)

Go on a bad run of games, win against a shit team convincingly, get our hopes up, get a shockingly bad result next game. Rinse and repeat. Story of our team in the last 3 years.

[–]BBQ_HaX0rStannis the Mannis 29ポイント30ポイント  (39子コメント)

Right, so what's wrong with the squad? This is getting absurd.

[–]tammodi 43ポイント44ポイント  (14子コメント)

Today, mentality. Chelsea's players were far more fired up than ours.

[–]addoddMartial 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

And our whole game plan fell apart when we conceded 30 second into the match

[–]BBQ_HaX0rStannis the Mannis 2ポイント3ポイント  (7子コメント)

If they played like that last season Jose may still be their manager. Still, our players aren't up to snuff far too consistently.

[–]PenPaperShotgun 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

Maybe the reason they didn't play like that was because Jose was their manager

[–]Winzip115 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's almost like they didn't play that way last season because Jose was their manager...

[–]McGrifty 21ポイント22ポイント  (4子コメント)

Rooney /s

[–]d4zzanJose Mourinho 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Relevant. I hope Wayne isn't a scapegoat anymore after this loss.

It's clear this team has issues that stem way way way past him.

Hope he comes back with a clear head and returns well from his injury. Last year when he returned from injury in January he absolutely smashed it!

[–]disad1ers 13ポイント14ポイント  (14子コメント)

Back four is nowhere near good enough, limited up front with Ibrahimovic as well.

[–]Flick_My_Bean_Geoff 8ポイント9ポイント  (11子コメント)

IBRA isn't the problem. What did lingard offer today? We need our wingers to be effective. Martial needs to pull the finger out and mkih needs to do the same

[–]AMAaboutAMemphis 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lingard had dangerous runs and a shot that rebounded to a perfect place for someone to tap-in. Ibra was shit also, but had some nice passes which didn't connect.

[–]wtcchhh 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ibra isn't the problem yes but to be fair you expect a lot more from someone with his reputation and achievements in football.

[–]KutombaWasimamizi 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

PSG fans were saying he's an /r/soccer type of superstar. you'll see his highlights on the front page and be like 'wow this guy is amazing' but if you watch him for 90 minutes week in week out you think he's good but not incredible

[–]PenPaperShotgun 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's hard to be an effective winger, when your striker stands still all game

[–]disad1ers 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm not saying Ibra is the problem, but he does limit us. Ibra is a player who works when he's being crossed at, he's not one to get behind the defence. Martial, Lingard and Rashford all like to cut inside. Mkhi is the only one who is of a cross first mentality, but we haven't seen anywhere near enough of him.

[–]robertolu2FREEMEMPHIS 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ibra excel when its counter attack. He almost plays like a false 9 and 9 at the same time. His height just add to his attacking arsenal

[–]TrebolationsJose Mourinho 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ibra needs to stop dropping deep and stay forward. He's been shit all month, probably since the City game. Rashford would've done miles better and he wouldn't have required us to play a crossing game because he's much more mobile.

[–]Shadowbanned24601Formerly /u/colmshan1990 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lingard was RB in the first half. Rashford was LB, and the whole of the back four were in between them.

[–]FURyannnnScholes 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ibra fucking sucked today. Lingard made some nice runs and at least offers defensive work ethic.

[–]OhHayJohn 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't think Ibra is unreal, but I don't think he is a big problem when you consider the rest of the team.

[–]ThadderfulRooney 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Blind and Valencia aren't defenders.

If you play a 3 man midfield you cannot have any passengers (fellaini) and you need good wide threats (we didn't) in order to vary your play.

[–]Remy_LaCroix_ 40ポイント41ポイント  (7子コメント)

foreign united fans can now feel what it's like to support England.

[–]MadMulalo 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is so depressingly true. I had my hopes up for this match/season. I still have faith though.

[–]kaariainenSmalling 70ポイント71ポイント  (8子コメント)

The third goal where Hazard just stopped the play and three of our defenders did absolutely nothing tells the whole story, not just about this game but for the season so far. So very worrying. Why should we care when most of the players clearly dont? Oh and i blame Rooney for this one.

[–]iAmRealCarlosDangerEd Woodward 27ポイント28ポイント  (6子コメント)

Rooney atleast seems like he gives a shit.

[–]kaariainenSmalling 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

The Rooney bit was a joke, shouldve add the famous /s

[–]iAmRealCarlosDangerEd Woodward 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

I know it was a joke, I meant that the players today didn't give a shit but Rooney as inconsistent as he has become, he atleast always seems like he tries hard to do well.

[–]kaariainenSmalling 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh okay got you. Yeah say what you will but he gives everything especially in these kind of games

[–]lucabrasistuff 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

I don't even feel like it's lack of effort that cost us. It was a factor but giving a shit wouldn't have been enough. This game was crying out for Carrick imo. We couldn't pass for shit. And for some reason Mou decided Fellaini as a CF was a good idea.

Plus at least with Rooney not starting, fans can identify problems and give criticism. Rather than him somehow taking 95% blame like he usually would.

[–]TrebolationsJose Mourinho 30ポイント31ポイント  (10子コメント)

Blame Jose all you want, he’s not without fault, but how many players showed up today? I could take losing by such a big margin if the players showed some semblance of a fight but there wasn’t anything except from a precious few.

[–]DrilygRooney 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

Watching this game with my mate, a chelsea fan, we both agreed that the only actually impressive player from utd was Valencia. That tells quite the story

[–]benderrodScholes 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's the managers job to make the players "show up".

9 of the players who whipped us today did nothing for Mou last season.

[–]TrebolationsJose Mourinho 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can shout to a brick wall all day but that wouldn't make the wall hear me. This is their fucking job for God's sake! They're getting millions to perform, it's a BIG game! Why does it take the manager of all people to fire them up? They should be raring to go!

[–]YoungJumpPogba 90ポイント91ポイント  (3子コメント)

We're the most expensive Stoke team ever put together

[–]jaanmek 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stoke is as far from us as we are from 4th place. #lol

[–]ikatag 70ポイント71ポイント  (12子コメント)

Cant handle losing 4-0 and see players smiling on the pitch in the end

[–]ryan4pieGiggsy 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

Seriously, if I just got stuffed 4-0 I would be straight off and furious with myself and teammates. How on earth can these guys be happy?!?!

[–]ccdewa 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Getting paid mate

[–]ryan4pieGiggsy 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

True, and they will keep earning millions. I think we need to take a long hard look at ourselves, can't justify paying players over 100,000 a week when they are piss poor. Need to sort these pay checks out.

[–]manutd875 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

They're still taking home ridiculous wages so they so they could give two shits

[–]Spitfire1200Memphis 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Probably the worst part. Mata was really the only one that looked pissed at the result. Just embarrassing.

[–]SlappyBaggMichael "The Knife" Carrick 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Embarrassing. Need to catch a grip.

[–]WeAreVereorNox 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ibra smiled and traded shirts. That set me off like moyes saying city were a team to emulate.

[–]MrTroyBoltonToney M 30ポイント31ポイント  (8子コメント)

Smalling was pretty shocking.

[–]d3fect 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

He was beyond shocking. It was a worse performance than when he got the red card against City. He was literally at fault or involved with all four goals. Unacceptable, especially while having the captains armband.

[–]scholeszzMkhitaryan 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

He was bad for the first goal, but he's not the only one to blame for Hazard and Kante's goal. Zero cover from the midfield.

[–]kekslovakia 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

i hate THIS game !!! Hahahaah

[–]puppyaddict 29ポイント30ポイント  (3子コメント)

Anyone who've followed Zlatan's career knows he's a player that looks inactive only to suddenly switch up gears when he gets involved.

I see people wondering why the fuck he doesn't look involved and doesn't make that one header chance he got this game (like the one against Liverpool). Instead, ask yourself why the fuck he's put in a position where he's hardly ever involved and where in a game, he gets more or less just one decent scoring chance.

Sad truth is that uniteds midfield does not link up in any meaningful way with either the defense or the offense. All build up is a joke. Zlatan is just as known for his insane assists, but he's never put in a position where anyone takes a run or links up. It's as if everyone expects that as soon as he gets the ball, he's supposed to miraculously finish by himself.

Did you see what happened when Fellaini went out and Mata came in? For 5 min or so, it was the best attacking football that united have had all game. Why? Cause Mata links up in ways Fellaini could only dream of.

[–]MalteseFalcao 148ポイント149ポイント  (17子コメント)

Two of our signings are not showing their worth and the third one doesn’t even seem to exist.

But I digress, because who cares? As long as we do stupid handshakes, dab at any opportunity, give our players countless PR commitments to make stupid adverts, hire body doubles for a new signing, a few posts about how we will ‘learn’ from defeats, it’s all good in my book.

There’s a fundamental problem with the club, the ethic to win is gone and now its just a cash cow. A bunch of over paid primadonnas who at the age of twenty have more than any of us will ever have, combined, but who cares about a pay structure to give players what they deserve. They look like they can’t be arsed because they aren’t arsed. At the end of the day, they’re getting that fat paycheck at the end of the week and we’re here getting upset over 11 men we don’t know.

[–]merlin318 23ポイント24ポイント  (1子コメント)

the ethic to win is gone and now its just a cash cow. A bunch of over paid primadonnas

This. No one seems to feel the hurt, the pain of the fans for whome a ticket is still a huge expense and have to endure this shit week in and week out. Only Herrera seems to care, the rest seem to start thinking about what they wanna do when they get home halfway through the game

[–]detinuHerrera 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

Spot on. They don't give a shit yet we're supposed to back them no matter what. I want to see the fans have a proper go at them next game. Enough with the dabs and bullshit and start playing football.

[–]IrishaneSolskjaer 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Im finding it very difficult to disagree with you here. The mentality has certainly changed. No bite, no want/need to win games at any cost and no passion, ever....except for Herrera and Rashford maybe. Its a sad state of affairs right now

[–]BHButcherKing Eric 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

Jesus people need to refuckinglax. How do you buy players like Zlatan fucking Ibrahimovic and Paul Pogba and call them a bunch of overpaid primadonnas? Yeah they're doing pretty goddamn shit right now but these are high calibre players. You're questioning the work ethic? Do you think they're just too busy making advertisements instead of training or something? Things are hard right now. There's no deep rooted problem and that's probably the hardest part to accept for people here. It's not a question of how much they want it believe it or not. You don't get to be these guys at this level and have to question level of comittement.

[–]stifjeDe Gea 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

How do you buy players like Zlatan fucking Ibrahimovic and Paul Pogba and call them a bunch of overpaid primadonnas? Yeah they're doing pretty goddamn shit right now but these are high calibre players.

You don't get to be these guys at this level and have to question level of comittement.

What are you on about mate? I didnt see a single logical point in your argument

[–]BHButcherKing Eric 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

What part are you struggling to understand

[–]stifjeDe Gea 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

If the team really was working hard, we wouldnt have lost 4-0. No one gives a shit out there bar a few 1 or 2 players.

How do you buy players like Zlatan fucking Ibrahimovic and Paul Pogba and call them a bunch of overpaid primadonnas? Yeah they're doing pretty goddamn shit right now but these are high calibre players.

So you would rather have a team full of world class players playing like absolute shit but not care because they are "High calibre"?

[–]tammodi 59ポイント60ポイント  (8子コメント)

"Chaos in the locker room. Some players were crying, others were arguing, some looked to the ground. Mourinho then entered the locker room. He knew what had happened was awful for the team.

"We looked at him and he said, 'I know this hurts you. Perhaps for most of you it is the worst loss of your entire career. They are happy now and seem to have won the championship, but have only won one game. This is just the beginning. There is still a long way to get the title.

"'Tomorrow I will give you the day off, but do not stay in your houses. Go with your families, children or friends for a walk around the city. Let people see that you can overcome this. Perhaps people talk about the significance of this defeat, but do not hide behind it. You must show your manhood. After this defeat, we must fight for the title.'"

Dudek on Mourinho after Real Madrid lost 5-0 to Barcelona

[–]TrebolationsJose Mourinho 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's cool, except the players don't seem like they would care about such a result if their performance is anything to go by

[–]3entendreRooney 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That league was a 2 horse race at the time.. Compare that with the 5 clubs separated by a point at the top right now!

[–]ValisenManchester United 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck wouldn't that be amazing if we just went on a crazy run of form and smashed everyone in our way to win the title. I'm going to believe this will happen.

[–]wtcchhh 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Eh, Chelsea are nowhere near the level of Barcelona. Chelsea were ripped to shreds by Arsenal and Liverpool recently.

[–]LeSauxSolidCrew 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

To be fair Chelsea have had a change in tactics due to those games, I feel like they'd be a lot more competitive now. But yeah, Barcelona we ain't. (though United are no Madrid!)

[–]Minimalsmith20 times I say 33ポイント34ポイント  (6子コメント)

Think I'll come back to this sub next week.

[–]manutd875 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Think I'll follow that advice for r/soccer too

[–]tammodi 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's sites like facebook that I'll keep away from. The shit football banter pages are like a plague

[–]ouguy2017 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

We need to figure out a system ASAP. Playing the 4-2-3-1 doesn't work with the players we have. The players themselves don't even know what to do. It seems like the strategy is to cross as much as possible. The midfield is absolutely shit.

[–]hermionieweasleyMemphis 22ポイント23ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's been just a couple of months since Van Gaal left and the team has already forgotten every good thing that came out of that era - how to press coherently, how to hold the ball, how defenders should coordinate. With Van Gaal, players looked bad and uncreative while attacking, now they look like a fucking rag tag bunch of mannequins - both while attacking and defending. I hope to God this is just an off day, and not a sign of how things are going to be.

[–]Flick_My_Bean_Geoff 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Come off it. We couldn't pass for shit under lvg. Any pressure and we were shit.

[–]xkufixSchneiderlin 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow, this is just sad. Totally outclassed.

At least when we lost 6-1 to City it was because we tried to attack too much, not just rolling over and die.

[–]ungaayaAnder 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd take an international break right about now.

[–]lawanhawizy 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's clear that the only thing our players rehearse are those fucking long winded unbearable handshakes.

[–]allyallmfersneed___ 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mou should put a ball at the center of the pitch and make the team watch it for 90'. If they are going to ball watch all game, the least they could do is be well practiced at it.

[–]letoucanmemeHerrera 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Staying of r/soccer

Muting football group chat ☑

Suicide ☑

[–]quit_daedalusRooney 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

lol. It's gotten to a point that it does not hurt anymore. I have build a tolerance for this shit.

[–]combatwombat02Scholes 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

I still remember the days everyone was "WTF Valencia? He's the best we can do in the transfer market!?"

Happy days...

[–]McGrifty 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Valencia was the only player earning his salary. Fucking fraud of a midfield and center back pairing we've got ourselves

[–]Lord_Cocktax 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not saying he's solely responsible, and all credit to Chelsea, but Smalling needs to have a long look in the mirror tonight. At fault for all four of Chelsea's goals.

[–]legojs 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

just cross cross cross hoping to get a lucky goal?

[–]valkon_grLvG contract extension 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

We are the only team playin 4-3-3 with no fucking wingers. Fuck me

[–]duke_of_wellingtontomdarch'sniece2016 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is going to be constructive.

[–]THATCHERMUTE 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

All that money spent and you're still shit. Leeds 2.0

[–]summerincassiopeia 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

I can take losing 4-0 if our opponents were brilliant, but Chelsea were average and still played through us.

[–]disad1ers 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

I disagree. Chelsea were brilliant today, both tactically and in execution. They counter attack with unbelievable pace and they dissected the defence (although that doesn't seem too hard)

[–]SantagetoutClauseMourinho 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the fuck was that?

[–]0100110101001000Ander 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Didn't get to watch the game due to schoolwork unfortunately

[–]Pedantic_PatFan Favourite David De Gea 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Need to use our squad better: D1 L2 after Europa games so far.

Rashford is a worse player for starting, far less direct.

Fellaini doesn't have the game to play against big teams that are fast on the ball

Ditto Herrera at DM

Brutal from Smalling and Blind today.

If Ibra levels it at 1 down, would the game have ended differently? What about the Luiz non-red card? Look forward to these issues given a token few seconds in the analysis.

Defensive attitude appalling.

Overall, let's try to clinch top 4 and clear out the average players this summer.

[–]ThadderfulRooney 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Against 3 centre backs we played 1 striker… Attack wise we have one option - play it into Ibra’s feet. We have no width -which is where we needed to focus against a 352 personally, into the channels between the wingback and centre backs or between the central and outer centre backs. When our attacking width constitutes Valencia/Lingard/Blind/Rashford for the most part of the game, what do you expect. Rashford is the only decent wide attacking player there and he was out of position on the left as a right footer which is immediately less of a threat.

Thats not even to mention the defending.

I imagine our plan was to defend the entire game and park the bus but obviously that went out of the window immediately...

[–]3entendreRooney 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

5 points dropped in a week and just 6 points off the top. Only silver lining. Now sort this shit out Jose, and stick to fucking "specialists"! No strikers at left back ffs!

[–]TimmyBashSchweinsteiger 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do yourself a favour and don't come here until the next match. Fuck.

[–]staticxtremeHerrera 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

We lost. That's all. We'll improve. Trust Jose. We've always wanted him.No point in panicking

[–]SKAGAWAKagawa 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Forget about making UCL, let's hope we stay in BPL next season :D

[–]mhaydarStill hoping for Anderson to come good 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

So this is what staying in an abusive relationship feels like.

[–]sujal29 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Only Herrera and Mata looked bothered. Ibra, De Gea, all managing a genuine smile after the game. I can't even.

[–]the_dworkSchweinsteiger 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pogba's worst game up until now, and that's saying something. Maybe Smalling's worst ever match for United, I think.

[–]_Slabs_Le Roi 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

We've got some really fucking thick and lazy players.

[–]martialreignBlind 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Absolute joke

[–]itsandercontrolJose Mourinho 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel like the only ones who gave a shit today were Valencia, Rojo and Herrera. Rojo was much better than Blind at left back today.

[–]forgetthecrowd 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

tough loss. let's move on. luiz should have been off.

[–]EnragedScrotum 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The away fans don't deserve this.

[–]robbo_6Cantona 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pogba needs to cut out the stupid ball rolls and flicks he does. Stop trying to be clever and just pass the fucking ball!!

[–]QuitePossiblyBritishHerrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Really think this squad needs a huge overhaul, too many players just don't seem to care enough.

[–]bentekefriedchickenScholes 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

you know you're playing badly when the opposing manager has enough time to become a cheerleader rather than actually manage his players

[–]OllieW210Herrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

wtf did I just watch

[–]wtcchhh 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

City, Arsenal, Liverpool 20
Chelsea, Spurs 19,
...
United 14
Yep, one of those seasons...

[–]HelloToshValencia 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kool-aid and cyanide party at my house?

[–]honestliar11 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mata needs a hug :/

[–]DangoManUtdJose Mourinho 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ibra needs to be replaced by martial or rash imo

[–]TheReplacerMkhitaryan 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

We have a player called Mkhitaryan. So why is he not being used Mou?

[–]Starting_Aquarist 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wonder what Mourinho was saying to Antonio Conte at the end there.

[–]tresequisMartial 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I heard Jose say something like "uno a cero no cuatro a cero" in spanish/italian? 1-0 not 4-0. What does he mean?

[–]PigeonNipples 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was embarrassing. Pogba needs to pull the finger out, Fellaini and Rojo need to go, Smalling and Blind needs brain scans and I need Vodka.

[–]breadfan18Shaw 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Really feels like no matter who we hire as the manager, we are doomed...it's the weight of the history of this club and what Sir Alex has left behind...it's a whole different beast than taking on any other club!

[–]Hulkkicker30 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Question is Miki injured? Also I would like to see Schneiderlin come in and play behind Pogba and Herrera rather than Fellaini, plus maybe have Zlatan sit a game and let Martial have a go up top or Rashford.

[–]SonnyisKing 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The £90m man and Herrera getting absolutely obliterated by Kante.

Fellaini the most dogshit and useless player ever. How the fuck has this tree lasted 4 years at Manchester United? Sick of idiots defending him because he is some "underdog" Fuck off.

Also 200k a week Ibrahimovic is missing easy sitters every week now!!

Positives. We are still only 6 points from 1st place thanks to our rivals dropping points, so hopefully this is a wake up call for everyone.

[–]ischampthereMata 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Smalling, Pogba, Ibra, Rashford, and a few others need to be dropped until they show they deserve to be starting.

[–]FURyannnnScholes 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wish we had more players like Valencia and Herrera who give a shit. The energy to fight doesn't really seem to be there, those two (plus Rooney of course) aside.

On another note, Pogba was atrocious IMO and Smalling was goddamn awful. I think we need to change the midfield up since that's where the majority of our problems stem from. Pogba (or the Pogba-Fellaini pairing) has been a huge problem there and now that Rooney isn't playing it's easy to see.

[–]Box_Man23Shaw 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't want to take away from Chelsea's performance (which was very good) but all four of their goals were terrible mental errors from our players. Smalling was terrible for the first (De Gea and Blind were poor too), second (a number of players should really do better with the first goal) and fourth goals (Pogba was also poor just letting Kante run past him) and Mata just lets Hazard run off him for the third.

The more annoying thing for me was the fact that we offered little to nothing against a Chelsea defence which is prone to mistakes and who we had a distinct height and physicality advantage over.

There really is nothing positive to take out of this match, not a single player showed up and Mourinho's tactics left a lot to be desired, total shit.

[–]vabstractart 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gif of United fans around the 89min?

[–]omegaxLoLAnder Herrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The worst part is that this is type of result that will make Mourinho play defensive football against the likes of Burnley and Middlesbrough.

[–]RavenunitedMemphis 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Safe to say whatever confidence we got from the last match is gone now and worse, it seems we're simply a flattrack bully this season.

I read in the match threads and some other people keep saying thing like we need to buy quality here and there, no we seriously don't. We already have one of the most if not the most expensive squad in the league, look at Leiceister last season or Liverpool this season who can do far more with far less. Sure, maybe a few couple more player if we want to challenge the like of Barca or aiming for a trebe, but our current squad is far more than sufficient to be competitive.

We don't need are more good players, we have them, they just have to show up. Throwing money at it won't solve anything because it's not the problem.

[–]atomicant89 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've been saying for months that we're in a scrap to finish top 4, not a title challenge. I think this result confirms that beyond doubt.

[–]53x12 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

ba da boo baba I'm lovin' it

[–]pkomRashford 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm just gonna say it, pogba was so bad, he didn't win tackles convincingly. I sincerely hope that's it because he is tired

[–]popcornelephantMartial 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hope they all get locked in a room with Rui Faria for half an hour and he scares the shit out of them

[–]Yaeger21Martial 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Absolutely speechless about this performance. I'm fucking lost for words, honestly, what do we even fucking do from this point on?

[–]Kanye_Yeezus_WestHerrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This was such a shit performance. I feel like Mou made a mistake by playing blind. He just couldn't keep up with pedro and got outpaced by most of Chelsea's players. It also seemed like chelsea were deliberately attacking our left side on the breaks, which just made it worse. Should have started shaw instead.

And where the fuck is Mkhi? Might as well pull a Swansea and shake up the first team. Its evident that what were doing right now isn't working, and that we need to mix things up before we get figured out and are screwed by a team like Sunderland

[–]craptionbotMarouane "Imma fuck you up" Fellaini 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fergie save us.

[–]prestog 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cannot wait for this week to be over. Liverpool, Chelsea and city within 7 days is absolutely insane, for any club.

[–]sc2assie 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Klopp, Conte, Guardiola would all have been the correct appointments for United. Took too long sacking LVG I'm afraid going to be a rough next 10 years for the club buckle up.

[–]Robin_van_BatmanRooney 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

Watching Chelsea players take the ball from our feet was like watching grown men snatch toffees from toddlers. Zlatan has been disappointing past few games.

Unacceptable and embarrassing.

[–]SantagetoutClauseMourinho 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't even know what to say. Did Jose even have a plan?

[–]manutd875 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

LVG didn't die for this

[–]W0rsleyRafael 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

This club has been a fucking joke since Fergie left and is going to continue to be a joke for the foreseeable future, we've had 3 managers and not one of them have given the team an actual identity of had any sort of plan despite having literally hundreds of millions of pounds to spend.

Can't be arsed with any of them anymore, don't even give a shit about losing now but the players are such weak minded twats, apart from Herrera the only ones who seem to give a shit either played under Fergie or came through the academy.

Pogba and Ibra especially have been pathetic and both need to be dropped.

[–]Pigeon_AssholeGerrard = 0 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Load of pipe

[–]videoleaderThe Master of The Game 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So what happened to the game after all?

I heard it got postponed

[–]batsugunZ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

wake me up can't wake up

[–]moonskiOh Robin She Said No 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

United, United Never changes....

[–]CveinMemphis & Martial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ffs /panic

[–]n3o7 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

My grandmother had more life in her than Smalling, God rest her soul

[–]MrBigHousejai de gea deva 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just feel dead inside worse than even the aguero goal coz a part of me says that maybe all is lost.

[–]TheNotoriousMancMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well.

On to the next.

[–]SantagetoutClauseMourinho 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Players should be fucking embarrassed

[–]BrownByYouHerrera is love. Herrera is life. 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                           Ddg

Valencia. Bailly. Smalling. Shaw. Carrick. Ander. Mata. Mikhi (depay) rashford. Martial.

We need change.

[–]mantom94Rashford 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Felt like chelsea played on easy difficulty

[–]newgizHerrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well that was embarrassing

[–]Found_new_username 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

How can I blame Rooney for this one?

[–]boijekPogbaCK 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If there are any "legends" out there looking to retire, do sign them up so that we can field a group of old wanks.

[–]c2lbsyJose Mourinho 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well that was fucking dreadful.

[–]wasamatore18 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

B-b-but we beat Fenerbache!

[–]AbhijakGGMU 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Massacre!!

[–]PoliceMachineShades of Dunc 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was a rough one. Hamilton better win later.

[–]theadamsegalDevil 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Chris Smalling played in place of Mike Smalling.

[–]seaders*THE* Paul Parker 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'll be doing a follow up to my previous Ibra post, and while he was nowhere near fully to blame for today, the carelessness shown with his finishing and forward play is absolutely wrecking our chances in games.

Not happy. Not happy at all.

[–]_ninjaslayer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know its a petty thing to be pissed about today. But seeing Ibrahimovic smirking right after the game annoyed the fuck out of me.

[–]alexanderherreraVidic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

SAFback? Anyone?

[–]TheChieffMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This must be what it's like to watch me attempt to play Fifa

Don't understand defending, and can't create anything going forward

[–]BigShowFardy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've never been embarrassed watching united. Bored sometimes especially last year but never embarrassed

[–]AveLuciferIbrahimovic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reminds me of the MK Dons match.

[–]sup_bruvAnder Herrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It feels like we're just a brand these days, not a team. It's really depressing to watch. I don't think any manager could turn this around at the moment.

[–]PenPaperShotgun 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This squad is only got rolled over by Spurs and Arsenal once under LVG. Time our manager stopped worrying about what other teams can do and start thinking about what team / formation can hurt them. Sick of defending every week.

[–]PM-ME-YOUR-POEM 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Very very very disappointed!

[–]TheRoyalGent 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We're gonna struggle in games like this until we sort out our defence. Mourinho has such little faith in them he feels he has to play 6-3-1 with out wingers play as the wing backs. Makes out attackers so isolated and for all that defending we can get up the pitch fast enough and then we're on the back foot again and 6 at the back again.

[–]uniy64Mata 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

that was really bad form of us, from defense to midfield to offense. I don't know how to fix this team to be honest.

[–]martialreignBlind 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pogba really needs to sort this out. I'm not blaming everything on him, but I've not seen him perform much better than Rooney has done this season.

The defence was all over the place, Blind was poor for once and we didn't offer enough going forward until Mata came on. I just hope we play Carrick, we need his direct, creative passing from deep in order to create more chances for Ibrahimovic.

[–]drklienerBlind 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a shit game by smalling

[–]flashywinger7 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Whatever feud mourinho has with Heno, Shaw, and Schneiderlin needs to be settled immediately. We need fresh faces in the team, hungry players.

Rushford needs to be reverted back to a super sub role with martial and heno starting. Zlatan and Pogba should be dropped. One is useless in attack, the other is losing the ball at too high of a rate.

Season is long, but we need Jose to be more ruthless and show the lads that anyone can be dropped.

[–]mousnumberonefan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Absolutely shocking from these bunch of fucking cunt players. Mourinho should trow them all under the bus. Fucking cunts.

[–]eightpackflabsDe Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Huge result for this team. Will be a turning point for us this season. Either the whole team will galvanise around this and bounce back (like the 5-0 vs Barca that Real Madrid experienced) or the team can completely fall apart. Will be interesting to see what will happen now.

[–]qdatk 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The early goal was crucial. Looking at the system we were trying to play in the first half, you notice how Pogba and Fellaini were playing in advance of our nominal wing-forwards (Rashford and Lingard). Our midfield were pressing all the way up while the wingers dropped back. I assume the plan was to exploit the spaces between their back three, force their wingbacks to drop in, and thus give our own wingers space to work. The early goal meant that Chelsea could be very compact with Kante and Matic, our entire midfield becomes ineffective, and the whole plan falls apart.

[–]nhj33 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just drawing a line under today. Fuck it, don't want to think about it anymore. We need to drop Ibra, play rashford central and let him play where hes best. Start Mhki, even injured he's got to add something more than what we've got right now. Drop Pogba too, wouldn't mind seeing Basti back, we need to be starting carrick more which is unfortunate after all this money we're still dependent on him. Shaw needs to be LB and one of smalling or blind needs to be used at a time, I don't like the idea of them two and bailly starting. preferably Blind and Bailly start until smalling sorts his shit out.

[–]SPQRRome 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

At this point, I honestly don't even think the problem is with the manager or anything. It has to do with the club. We need to stop with all the PR nonsense, all the stardom, fame. They are distracting the players. We need to go back to basics, delete all social media, we need a fucking revamp right now. From the chef to the cleaner. Just play the fucking football for christ sake.

[–]wetslipper 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You guys wanted mourinho so I don't want to hear your fucking criticism. This is what you asked for so you need to take it

[–]Droidx1De Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

More possession, more shots, the build up play is there, if we get the final killer ball or finish right then we could have something