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[Match Thread] Chelsea vs. Manchester United (self.reddevils)

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SCORE: 1st Half

MANCHESTER UNITED 0-1 (Pedro) CHELSEA

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Premier League Tie between Manchester United and Chelsea

Date: October 23rd, 2016

Kick off BST: 16:00

Venue: Stamford Bridge, London

Starting XI's:

Manchester United F.C. Chelsea F.C.
De Gea Courtois
Valencia Azpilicueta
Bailly Cahill
Smalling Luiz
Blind Alonso
Fellaini Moses
Pogba Kante
Herrera Moses
Rashford Hazard
Lingard Pedro
Ibrahimovic Costa

Man Utd F.C. SUBS: Romero, Darmian, Rojo, Mata, Carrick, Young, Martial

Chelsea F.C. SUBS: Begovic, Aina, Terry, Chalobah, Oscar, Willian, Batshuayi.

Team news:

  • Mata drops to the bench against his old club.

  • No Shaw, Rooney, or Mkhi in the squad today.

  • Lingard reclaims his starting position, along with Fellaini and Herrera

UPDATES:

FIRST HALF UPDATES:

0' Chelsea kick off!

1' CHELSEA GOAL A comedy of errors in defence and United concede! A ball is played over the top to Pedro and De Gea comes out after Smalling and Bailly make a mistake and let him through, but Pedro rounds Dave and slots home.

1' CHELSEA YELLOW CARD Pedro is booked for his celebration

5' United coming back into it strong and have had most of the ball since the goal.

8' IBRA COMES CLOSE! Valencia whips in a brilliant cross to the far post and Ibra rises above Azpi but heads over from 6 yards out!

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[–]PenPaperShotgun 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rashford is invisible

[–]OujiGibbaPogba 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well done Rashford

[–]Cr7NeTwOrK 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rashford tracking back pleases me

[–]Kimash-sama 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

On what the hell? 1-0 down already? I saw Fellaini and thought we were here to defend...now we have to come back with Fellaini on the pitch. Fantastic

[–]klempo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Clueless in yet another game. If there's one team Mourinho should know how to play against it should be Chelsea and yet we can't connect three passes together.

[–]HighOnNicotine 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Really good defending from Rashford.

[–]Flick_My_Bean_Geoff 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Blind having an absolute stinker

[–]mguk87 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

My prediction: 2-1 loss.

[–]Muhsi_77Blind 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Genuine question why did De Gea come out so far when the ball was played to Pedro

[–]Cr7NeTwOrK 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fellaini spare the trickery for who can actually pull them off

[–]MoosjeMartial 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fellaini's start has been horrendous. Has barely completed a pass

[–]maydaybomberHerrera's #1 fan 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

*He hasn't completed a pass.

FTFY

[–]NGU-BenPogba 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nothing pains me more than seeing Fellaini in a United shirt.

[–]sittingbull15 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We are so terrible at pressing and playing defensive while trailing a goal down. The fuck man, this is pathetic

[–]first_aid 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

shaw has. to start as lb to deal with the pace from chelsea. play blind in midfield

[–]BigassbirdRobson 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Love that Bailly is knocking Costa about like a ginger step kid.

[–]abit_kurniawanThe Serbijan Boss 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

stream links? :(

[–]TimmyBashSchweinsteiger -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pedro was offside for the first goal.

[–]curlyswineScholes 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fellaini looks like he's playing with a VR headset in a completely different reality.

[–]fellowe5Shaw 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like we practically have a back 5, getting dominated on the ball

[–]Count__Duckula 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't know what pogbas doing hes just jogging around

[–]RalphEddit -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

oh my sides, team of absolute muppets

[–]Pizzaboy2 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why would Fellaini try and flick it ffs

[–]In_LibertyTearing You Apart Since 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Costa is such a fucking wanker.

[–]Cr7NeTwOrK 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bailly seems to be man marking costa, gonna love this duel

[–]PenPaperShotgun 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

We have nobody to keep the ball and pass, he is on the bench aka Mata

[–]In_LibertyTearing You Apart Since 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not sure how he was dropped after being one of our best players for the last month.

[–]MoosjeMartial -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

Playing defensive when we're losing 😂 absolutely embarrassing

[–]ccdewa 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Our defending is not looking confident today

[–]Crusty_Gammon_FlapsBailly 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Get up you stupid cunt.

[–]Bob-HarrisKeano 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We are no where here

[–]rossco9Ander Herrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

We're going to get fucking smashed

[–]imsowitty21 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pogba is just jogging around. He isn't pressing like Zlatan or the other midfielders, just jogging around and pointing

[–]DtSanHerrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

offside feck

[–]robby241 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

fuck off costa

[–]rossco9Ander Herrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is our plan to just let them have the ball or what?

[–]Pedantic_PatFan Favourite David De Gea 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Forgot how much I hate Costa

[–]moonmilkcakes 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Chelsea just passing...

[–]BigassbirdRobson 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Let's not get on Zlatan's back about lack of goal scoring until he's at Rooney levels of misfiring.

[–]HistoryBuff9393PogBOOM 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rooney's came in clutch multiple times

[–]Benphyre-69 points 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck off Cuntsta

[–]MoosjeMartial 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking hate Diego Costa the little cunt.

[–]dxdrummerDe Gea 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

We still have 80 minutes to equalize its way too early to give up hope

[–]abillioncents 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is it just me or is our midfield really holding back too much in terms of tackling?

[–]tetayk 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

A defender who didn't even try to play the first ball?

Mike Smalling, ladies and gents.

[–]catfayceCole 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That goal was rediculous

[–]first_aid 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

schneiderlin is still injured?

[–]moonmilkcakes 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fellaini tackling our own lool

[–]Tozon 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

Tuned in on the 6min mark, watching the game thinking this all looks quite good, a nice bit of pressure with some good passing.

It took me a full 2 minutes to notice the score. What the hell guys?

[–]baronhaussman 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha, I had the exact same thing

[–]reergBest 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Didn't notice until they started talking about how it's only the sixth time it's happened. Not fun.

[–]abillioncents 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Our midfield is giving Chelsea that extra second on the ball. Gotta fix that.

[–]HairyArthurManchester United 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've done some tactical analysis of Chelsea's goal:

Shit defending.

[–]vashaunpZlatan 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

so zlatan isnt good enough now? wtf are wrong with you people. every week. its the same shit. soon you people will be all over his dick when he scores.

[–]alexcurrBecks 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was smalling's mistake.

[–]spider_juanMartial of House Red 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Come on boysssssss

[–]curlyswineScholes 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the fuck was Smalling doing... just seen the replay.

[–]HighOnNicotine 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

We're letting Hazard win headers in the box.

Shambles our defence is in.

[–]ekaansh10MuchPower 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Got a feeling we will still win 2-1.

[–]rockthered24He Comes From Serbia 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

We might score but we're going to concede more

[–]PenPaperShotgun -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hate rashford on the wing, think we have better options then him

[–]maydaybomberHerrera's #1 fan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just keep giving the ball away Fellaini.

[–]noveKiRvP 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

It's easy to rage at Blind - he's never been a strong LB. much rather see him at the center. Is Shaw hurt?

[–]PX44 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

We can't play out the back without Blind unfortunately. Or at least not very well.

[–]noveKiRvP 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah I get that, but that's why he's more suited to CB role not wing back. He hasn't got the pace to stop opposing wingers nor overlap with our wingers.

[–]maydaybomberHerrera's #1 fan 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

nope

[–]CraftySpastic 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

On the bright side, at least we won't sit back and defend like against Liverpool.

[–]SonofIndiaVan Persie 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

how did he miss that! :S

[–]JohnTheShtHead 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Jesus Christ you guys are negative. Peace out.

[–]Muhsi_77Blind 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not surprised, match threads are always filled with negativity here

[–]PM-ME-YOUR-POEM 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Should be scoring that..

[–]Varangian-guardHerrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Zlatan has forgotten how to use his head

[–]jonobateForlán 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Barring the fact that we conceded inside 30 fucking seconds, we actually look good.

[–]NGU-BenPogba -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Another ibra chance goes begging, we need another striker...

[–]BlaCkPeZuSFalcao 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Zlatan needs to get his finishing back

[–]PenPaperShotgun 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Needs to hit the target Ffs

[–]Takley 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ibras missed chances for weeks on end now.

[–]LonnieMachinSmalling 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

PUT IT IN THE NET

[–]OhmResistance 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Valencia is so lethal down that right wing, no chance you're catching him. Ibrah really has to be putting them away with his height though!

[–]Cr7NeTwOrK -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

I am sure we're gonna score. We don't look defensive as i expected

[–]nederlandic 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think that's because we just conceded in the 40th second :(

[–]thesmallprint13Shaw 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

you wouldve expected zlatan to get that on target man

[–]kw9403Rooney 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ibra has turned into Cavani

[–]MoosjeMartial 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

We need to be fucking scoring those. Ibra has missed so many good chances from headers recently.

[–]K1Kingy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

At least they've parked the bus a little bit. Keeping us in it. Unlucky from Zlatan

[–]yiyiyiyiPogba 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

We're actually playing well here.

Zlatan should've scored that.

[–]jigsaw11Mata 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ooooh so close Ibra!

[–]kw9403Rooney 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wtf Ibra

[–]coolylamePogba 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

gotta hit that in

[–]ryulaaaJose Mourinho 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

blind has had some clangers this season already.. smalling should have been better to.. and dunno what de gea was thinking. but we have to get back in this!

[–]Maxwell727Ibrahimović 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Zlatan wearing Adidas boots though?

[–]ThommyGMemphis 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ibra misses to many gigantic chances

[–]Muhsi_77Blind 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

And yet he still does not get dropped

[–]OTownTrillaFoRilla 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was a hard chance to take

[–]Low-Born-Scum 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great work from Valencia, can't beleive Zlatan didn't score.

[–]ScientificShrimpRvN 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ibra mate you need to start taking these chances.

[–]Pizza_Is_Everything -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Which went to shit quicker, our team or this match thread?

[–]TheDrySkinOnYourKnee 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Put the ball in the fucking net Zlatan

[–]robby241 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

fucking hell zlatan! get that one down! should be tied up

[–]DtSanHerrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looking much better atm

[–]Qwertyasdfzxcv123 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

besides the goal, we've been going forward well

[–]ccdewa 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn close

[–]WaffleMan29Mata 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gotta get them on target

[–]CaptainDickfingersJose Mourinho 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ibra man you have to hit the target there!

[–]moonmilkcakes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Omfg wht a chancr

[–]HighOnNicotine 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a cross from Valencia!

[–]Takley 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ibra misses yet ANOTHER chance

[–]KingOfTheNewRoadHerrera -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm just going to play the FM beta and pretend I don't care.

[–]KingCantona777 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

We'll get it back. Have no fear

[–]DP112Herrera 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Would've been cool if players had gotten into the box when Pogba had the chance to cross, rather than just Fellaini on the inside edge of the box

[–]PX44 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

This overreaction is fucking embarrassing there's 90 minutes to go.

[–]ShwilyBest 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah but we conceded in under 1 minute

[–]rossco9Ander Herrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Does Mourinho just not rate Schneiderlin?

[–]jigsaw11Mata 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Apparently not - has he played all season?

[–]linkolphd 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aside from the obvious, I think we've started pretty well.

[–]ObstinatePoltergeistRooney 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's going to be hard, they will Park the bus. But I feel we are going to win.

[–]Myciu82Roo -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am always nervous when I see Blind in squad. Accident waiting to happen.

[–]robertolu2FREEMEMPHIS -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are we blaming Memphis for this.

FREEMEMPHIS

[–]PenPaperShotgun 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

We need to create a formation that allows Mata to play

[–]Walker131Ronaldo 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

communication should have prevented that goal. Was a very quick move by pedro but De Gea could've told Blind was making that run behind his back

[–]WaffleMan29Mata 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Smalling Blind and De Gea all at fault there at the exact same time very unlucky

[–]xtphty 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

welp thats what I get for spending my morning laughing at john stones

[–]AranciataExcess 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

If they want a top four finish to the season, really got to cut stupid defending errors like that.

[–]HistoryBuff9393PogBOOM -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can we get an adult on the field Feels like a team with no experience and childish character without the more stern level headed players to balance it out

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_TOMAHAWKSPogba -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Blind costing us 2 games already

[–]OhmResistance 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

2nd nothingness pass from Fellani

[–]selotipkusutMarcus Rashgod 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well that sucks.

[–]bogoroh 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

My battlefield game wasn't even done yet and we're 1-0 doen, let's start attacking

[–]AquaTr33sMartial 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Go go go (whistle blows)

[–]robby241 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

i turn on the game and were fucking down already? did they forget what time the match started?

[–]fellowe5Shaw 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a tackle from ander

[–]Flick_My_Bean_Geoff -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Blind. Absolute liability. How many times does it need to happen.

[–]jigsaw11Mata 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I stayed up until 2am for this. Come on - time to respond!!!

[–]PenPaperShotgun 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just tuned in and we are already down, fuck sake

[–]imsowitty21 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

why is Lingard on the left?

[–]ilikecheese5001Rooney 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why is lingard playing when we have martial on the bench?

[–]curlyswineScholes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Of all the things we needed to avoid, this was the most important.

[–]BigassbirdRobson 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

My boyfriend just ran downstairs thinking something was seriously wrong, like the cat had died or something, because of the noises I made as that goal went in.

He looked at the score and slowly backed out of the living room.

[–]klempo -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Another not fun weekend afternoon. I'm getting sick of this...

[–]thesmallprint13Shaw 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

embarrassing "defending" from us

[–]FellowOnSnow 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

I have to say it once again, Blind is a ball-playing holding midfielder

[–]fucking_shadowbanRooney 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah why is he at centre half did he not spend the entire rest of his career in midfield and rarely filling in at LB

[–]imsowitty21 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

k

[–]Purpsmcgurps -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pedro has been terrorizing us for years. that was abysmal though

[–]Trickybuz93Schweinsteiger 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just logged onto my stream. Wtf

[–]SonofIndiaVan Persie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

the fuck!

[–]manchesterunitedgoal 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

What the fuck just happened? Stream didn't start, down 1-0.

[–]SmashableGamerPOGBA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Smalling and Blind bottling life, Pedro rounded Dave.

[–]MattSR30He's big, he's brave, he's Spanish Dave! 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wanna see one of them 'match thread word clouds' now. Just a giant 'fuck' surrounded by a few tiny words.

[–]Cr7NeTwOrK 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's one way to start off a game

[–]Shadowbanned24601Formerly /u/colmshan1990 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

After they didn't pick up on Pedro's run he was always getting to that ball ahead of the three defenders.

De Gea gets to it first or Pedro scores. Don't think he had another option there.

[–]KimJungFu 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That went well, 1-0 to Chelsea after 40sec.. We will turn this around! :D

[–]super_nomadKeane 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's gonna be a long game

[–]ekaansh10MuchPower 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

hmm my food just got ruined

[–]spoofexKing Cantona 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

You've got to laugh.

Daley Blind not picking up the man despite 12 months experience at centre-back. De Gea needlessly coming out. Smalling marking air.

Fucking dumb.

[–]TheRoyalGent 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

As we start running it's always a defensive mistake that brings us back down. No authority amongst it.

[–]masticlez 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pathetic

[–]IregretthischoiceHerrera 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did we forget the game started?

[–]marcodjHerrera 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ok so handicap +1 for this one. Maybe we will attack from the start now!

[–]gurungp 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Horrible start! FUCK!

[–]Dinosaurcoloringbook 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Welp, no more parking the bus. LETS GO!!!!

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