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Alright ladies and gentlemen. New rules. (self.EnoughTrumpSpam)

yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[🍰] が 投稿 - announcement

From now on, there will be no more shit posting on Saturdays. Actually, there won't be any shit posting on any day.

I'm not talking about normal shitposts. I am just talking about posts that have "<------ upvote this for whatever reason" and "Upvote this for x picture to show up on Google."

So basically no posts asking for upvotes.

Also, absolutely NO pinging people. Do not post /u/ _______ and call attention to certain people. That is not going to happen anymore at all.

Do not post links to The_Donald.

These are going to be enforced so please just do us a favor and oblige so we don't have to do pointless work removing things.

Thanks,

yzlautum

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[–]wholetthehilldawgout 109ポイント110ポイント  (12子コメント)

<----- number of fascist mods

[–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] 33ポイント34ポイント  (5子コメント)

Right here baby.

[–]wholetthehilldawgout 29ポイント30ポイント  (2子コメント)

Don't mind me just taking y'all for a walk -( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___卐卐卐卐

[–]dirtymind_bot 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
wholetthehilldawgout has gotten this bot all worked up!

[–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can I not just be a power hungry pimpled faced neck beard in peace?!

[–]Owyheemud 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Finish him...

[–]AlbertFischerIII 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

wholetthehilldawgout was a hero because he was banned. I like people who weren't banned.

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    [–]Comm_Cody 34ポイント35ポイント  (0子コメント)

    CTR hasn't paid my shill check, and now you cut off a source of karma for me?

    Man, muck the fods.

    [–]OneADayFlintstones 18ポイント19ポイント  (24子コメント)

    /u/yzlautum

    [–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] 11ポイント12ポイント  (18子コメント)

    I'm approving just this one.

    [–]OneADayFlintstones 6ポイント7ポイント  (17子コメント)

    pushover

    [–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] 4ポイント5ポイント  (16子コメント)

    You are pretty good a pushing limits. You know that hammer can come down quick.

    [–]OneADayFlintstones 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

    ok

    [–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Hahaha

    [–]AlbertFischerIII 4ポイント5ポイント  (13子コメント)

    Wrong. My hammer is quicker. Believe me.

    [–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] 3ポイント4ポイント  (12子コメント)

    https://youtu.be/gwwiOLv6hnM?t=12s

    [–]shakypearsthe shilliest shill in all shilldom 3ポイント4ポイント  (11子コメント)

    His hammer is quicker. When y'all going to start checking the report queue and getting rid of the posts asking for upvotes?

    [–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] 4ポイント5ポイント  (10子コメント)

    That's literally what we are talking about.

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    [–]NotSafeForWumbo 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

    It's learning!!!

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      [–]fizzixscustom flair -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

      But you are my most upvoted user

      [–]Sitchu 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

      <------- Upvote so this becomes the top result when searching "ETS Mods"

      [–]meatsbeat 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

      This really hurts my feelings.

      [–]AutoModerator[M] 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

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      [–]TreezusSaves 17ポイント18ポイント  (5子コメント)

      Sounds like the admins came down on the mod team, because of course they'd shoot the messenger.

      Also, happy cake day.

      [–]phuzzz 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

      I wouldn't doubt it. Probably a few too many pings to spez and a little to close to the edge in regards to brigading, even with np links. An annoying restriction, but likely a fair one.

      [–]Nopersom 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

      All three of those things are Reddit site rules. Honestly it's only fair. Though I'd sooner "brigade" a septic tank than The_Donald.

      [–]BonerSmack 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

      No admin said anything to us. We have class, we don't need to be told not to barrage inboxes with username spam.

      It's just common courtesy. If you want to see the opposite, just go to /r/the_deplorables.

      [–]hypoxia86 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I like to believe that those mad lads who typed his real name ended up summoning spez's mother.

      [–]therevengeofsh 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I'm hoping this is a set up to shut down the_donald. So we obey the rules and they don't. Shutting down that sub would be a blow to this one as well, so basically two birds with one stone as far as the admins are concerned.

      [–]owlthathurt 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      At least we can still shit post as long as we dont ask for upvotes. I am curious though, is this the same situation as what happened in the donald? Where the admins stepped in? If so thats pretty insulting, seeing as there hasnt been any doxxing on our part as far as Im aware.

      [–]giannini1222 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Do not post links to The_Donald.

      How are we supposed to make fun of them?

      [–]ShenronDragon 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

      r/the_cheeto

      [–]baguette2 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Without the link? Some people already do it in a self post describing the lunacy they have seen. Nobody stop doing that, it's still entertaining. Maybe add links to archive is?

      [–]table_fireplace 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

      BUT MAH FREEZE PEACH!!!!1

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      [–]Whitworth 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

      damn they got to you too?

      [–]TrumpHasBabyHandsLOL 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

      I dunno, I think shitpost Saturday should still be a thing. If you jerks would have enforced the damn rules it would have been all good.

      Also, what about shitposting on Election Day?

      [–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I dunno, I think shitpost Saturday should still be a thing. If you jerks would have enforced the damn rules it would have been all good.

      1. Not anymore
      2. Jerks? ARE YOU CALLING US JERKS?!

      [–]shakypearsthe shilliest shill in all shilldom 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      It'd help if you guys acted on shitpost reports in a timely manner. There's a <----- type shipost at the #4 spot on this sub right now. It's been on the sub for two hours and has been reported. When that kind of submission can sit for hours and the submitter can nab easy karma from it prior to removal, they're going to keep doing it.

      /r/toolbox makes life much easier.

      [–]phuzzz 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Will this also mean a toning down of "Get this to the top!" posts?

      I've been doing what I can in regards to reporting the upvote begging. Hope that helps.

      [–]LordBlackmoreThe AntiTrumptron 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

      This entire sub is dedicated to shit posting and we're not allowed to freely shit post?

      Do not post links to The_Donald.

      This pretty much sucks all the fun out it.

      [–]baguette2 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Disagree. Over 90% of the posts here are links to news articles, imgur graphs, or twitter.

      [–]LordBlackmoreThe AntiTrumptron -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Did a survey, did ya. :)

      [–]baguette2 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      No I just made up a number out of thin air that shows im winning. But using archive links (screenshots) means we dont have to stop. Other meta subs do it.

      [–]Sitchu 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

      On a serious note, why are we not allowed to link too the_donald? Did the admins warn you about it? It kinda sucks a lot of fun out of this place if we cant. Are screenshots allowed?

      [–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Long story short: brigading.

      [–]therevengeofsh 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

      that's what I thought. thanks. You should put that in the self-post. Lots of people are wondering why.

      [–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      I like to keep people in suspense.

      [–]No_Strangers_Here 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

      I will not ping shit link.

      [–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

      You're getting it.

      [–]JrJaconJeeseJurger 5ポイント6ポイント  (16子コメント)

      Do not post links to The_Donald.

      does this include NP. links?

      [–]auandi 14ポイント15ポイント  (4子コメント)

      NP links are garbage and I wish people stopped using them. They don't stop shit and they make viewing reddit more annoying.

      [–]Nopersom 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

      For people who participate in meta-subs in good faith (as I try to), the .np link is a good reminder of how you got to a particular thread if you forget and start participating. I don't just delete that part and then start brigading.

      [–]baguette2 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

      With so many people circumventing them now, a lot of subs are going to archive is links only.

      [–]Nopersom 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

      They're better anyway. No disadvantage and it takes a little more work to find the post. Of course, won't stop these Channer armies from brigading. Of course, culture is still paramount: SRS managed to handle direct links without brigading despite the constant Reddit specter of their existence.

      [–]baguette2 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      Preserves it before comments are deleted and means this sub is not responsible for anyone that goes and navigates to find the original thread.

      [–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] 2ポイント3ポイント  (9子コメント)

      Yes.

      [–]phuzzz 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Does using archive.org get around this rule, since it's not technically going to the subreddit? (ie. no possibility of upvoting or downvoting)

      [–]baguette2 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Many other meta subs switched to archive pics to solve the problem, it's A-OK because it doesn't link to them.

      [–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I honestly do not know. I would say please don't do it but then again I am not sure.

      [–]HollowUkuleleChords 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

      What about archives?

      [–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

      I'm not sure. Just use your judgement on what would annoy us the most.

      [–]Asevio 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      What about screenshots of the Donald? Is that ok?

      [–]therevengeofsh 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

      why?

      [–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Reasons.

      [–]TrumpHasBabyHandsLOL 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      And screenshots...

      [–]Aedeus 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

      Why can't we link to the_cheeto? Fresh popcorn is the best popcorn :(

      [–]IcarusBurning 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

      Because the mods want to enforce the rules strictly on us and not on the_dipshit. It's rigged.

      [–]Petorie 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      the_donald has had this rule for weeks now. They're probably just getting around to putting it on us for appearance of being bipartisan even though the admins literally pay us to do this.

      [–]Nopersom 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      More Democrats watched the presidential debates, and so a random poll of debate-watchers found more Democrats. RIIIIIIGED! DIANA RIGG! ROB RIGGLE!

      [–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I'm a secret Nazi.

      [–]PokecheckHozu 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Is this happening because the reddit admins are giving the mods shit?

      [–]nice_memexD 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      can we still ping mods to ask for new automod commands? can we still use archive to link to el_donaldo?

      other than these questions this is a good change

      [–]MURICCA 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

      MODS===GODS

      LITERALLY AT THE CLUB

      [–]AutoModerator[M] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I'm literally at the club right now, pussy.

      I dated a Miss Universe contestant, and i'm dating a Burlesque dancer now, tell me who's failing?

      Also i'm age 26 and retired.

      Who's failing again? Last time I recalled, you were at work making money that I make just by being alive.

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      Go kill yourself you fucking faggot. Your mom sucks nigger dick for fucking dollar bills. You're a pussy. Fuck you.

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      [–]JPetermanRealityTourShort fingered vulgarian 2ポイント3ポイント  (7子コメント)

      How do you pronounce China?

      [–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Chnorth nkorea?

      [–]JPetermanRealityTourShort fingered vulgarian 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

      GYNA IS STEALING OUR JOBS

      [–]No_Strangers_Here 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Dey dook r jawbz!

      And our steelz! And our immigrants--one million!

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      I'm sorry, it's pronounced GY-NA

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      [–]JPetermanRealityTourShort fingered vulgarian 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Thanks automod! How do you pronounce Nevada?

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      [–]No_Strangers_Here 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Do you think we should have a mod for that? 😉

      [–]Eins_Nico 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

      did we get in trouble or did y'all just get tired of the low effort shit?

      [–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Hrmmmm....

      [–]Eins_Nico 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

      the only thing I know for sure is that you don't want to fuck your daughter

      [–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I don't have one but if I did I would not want to unlike Donald J. Trump.

      [–]No_Strangers_Here -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Well, maybe it's because Hillary cruised by today and she expects better of us....;))

      [–]gmwdim 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I actually liked quite a lot of those "upvote this" posts, some were really clever. But I understand the idea behind the new rule, at some point it gets pretty spammy.

      [–]marisam7 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Literal Fascism.

      [–]TheClosetRacist 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      "Do not post links to The_Donald."

      Oh god daddy what did we do?

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              [–]redwarden [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              <---- amount of people writing (((MODZZZZ)))

              [–]apteryxmantelli [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              Any chance of an extension of these rules to include variations on the phrase "to the top!" in submissions? It makes us look like we are gaming the system as well and I think that plays into the 'DAE both sides are the same?' crap.

              [–]thatpj [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              I haz a sad

              [–]Krankor1 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Did Hillary put you up to this?

              [–]SmartyMite 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              This is exactly what this sub needed, thanks!

              [–]LearningLifeAsIGoLikes to ask too many questions 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Can we still make fun of Trump's tiny hands?

              [–]therevengeofsh 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Do not post links to The_Donald.

              Wait... why?

              I feel like some of these things need a bit more detail.

              [–]DisapprovingLlamaThe NRA supports Syrian refuges right to buy assault rifles 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

              Thank you. Holy fuck that shit gets annoying.

              [–]shakypearsthe shilliest shill in all shilldom 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

              It's pointless if they're not actually removing any of the prohibited submissions.

              [–]redwarden 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Inb4 all "MODS ARE SLEEPING!!!!

              [–]KushloverXXL -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Thanks fam. Look forward to having a more creative variety of shitposts as we get closer to the election, rather than the tired upvote spam. Lez do dis!

              [–]Send_me_vag_pics [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              CUCK! ;-)