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Alright ladies and gentlemen. New rules. (self.EnoughTrumpSpam)

yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[🍰] が 投稿 - announcement

From now on, there will be no more shit posting on Saturdays. Actually, there won't be any shit posting on any day.

I'm not talking about normal shitposts. I am just talking about posts that have "<------ upvote this for whatever reason" and "Upvote this for x picture to show up on Google."

So basically no posts asking for upvotes.

Also, absolutely NO pinging people. Do not post /u/ _______ and call attention to certain people. That is not going to happen anymore at all.

Do not post links to The_Donald.

These are going to be enforced so please just do us a favor and oblige so we don't have to do pointless work removing things.

Thanks,

yzlautum

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[–]wholetthehilldawgout 78ポイント79ポイント  (12子コメント)

<----- number of fascist mods

[–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] 22ポイント23ポイント  (5子コメント)

Right here baby.

[–]wholetthehilldawgout 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

Don't mind me just taking y'all for a walk -( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___卐卐卐卐

[–]dirtymind_bot 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
wholetthehilldawgout has gotten this bot all worked up!

[–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can I not just be a power hungry pimpled faced neck beard in peace?!

[–]Owyheemud 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Finish him...

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[–]AlbertFischerIII 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

wholetthehilldawgout was a hero because he was banned. I like people who weren't banned.

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    [–]Comm_Cody 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

    CTR hasn't paid my shill check, and now you cut off a source of karma for me?

    Man, muck the fods.

    [–]TreezusSaves 15ポイント16ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Sounds like the admins came down on the mod team, because of course they'd shoot the messenger.

    Also, happy cake day.

    [–]phuzzz 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I wouldn't doubt it. Probably a few too many pings to spez and a little to close to the edge in regards to brigading, even with np links. An annoying restriction, but likely a fair one.

    [–]Nopersom 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    All three of those things are Reddit site rules. Honestly it's only fair. Though I'd sooner "brigade" a septic tank than The_Donald.

    [–]BonerSmack [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    No admin said anything to us. We have class, we don't need to be told not to barrage inboxes with username spam.

    It's just common courtesy. If you want to see the opposite, just go to /r/the_deplorables.

    [–]OneADayFlintstones 13ポイント14ポイント  (19子コメント)

    /u/yzlautum

    [–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] 8ポイント9ポイント  (13子コメント)

    I'm approving just this one.

    [–]OneADayFlintstones 4ポイント5ポイント  (12子コメント)

    pushover

    [–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] 3ポイント4ポイント  (11子コメント)

    You are pretty good a pushing limits. You know that hammer can come down quick.

    [–]AlbertFischerIII 2ポイント3ポイント  (8子コメント)

    Wrong. My hammer is quicker. Believe me.

    [–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] 1ポイント2ポイント  (7子コメント)

    https://youtu.be/gwwiOLv6hnM?t=12s

    [–]shakypearsthe shilliest shill in all shilldom 2ポイント3ポイント  (6子コメント)

    His hammer is quicker. When y'all going to start checking the report queue and getting rid of the posts asking for upvotes?

    [–]OneADayFlintstones 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    ok

    [–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Hahaha

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    [–]NotSafeForWumbo 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

    It's learning!!!

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      [–]fizzixscustom flair [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      But you are my most upvoted user

      [–]Sitchu 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

      <------- Upvote so this becomes the top result when searching "ETS Mods"

      [–]meatsbeat 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

      This really hurts my feelings.

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      [–]Whitworth 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

      damn they got to you too?

      [–]giannini1222 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Do not post links to The_Donald.

      How are we supposed to make fun of them?

      [–]ShenronDragon 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

      r/the_cheeto

      [–]baguette2 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      Without the link? Some people already do it in a self post describing the lunacy they have seen. Nobody stop doing that, it's still entertaining. Maybe add links to archive is?

      [–]owlthathurt 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

      At least we can still shit post as long as we dont ask for upvotes. I am curious though, is this the same situation as what happened in the donald? Where the admins stepped in? If so thats pretty insulting, seeing as there hasnt been any doxxing on our part as far as Im aware.

      [–]TrumpHasBabyHandsLOL 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I dunno, I think shitpost Saturday should still be a thing. If you jerks would have enforced the damn rules it would have been all good.

      Also, what about shitposting on Election Day?

      [–]LordBlackmoreThe AntiTrumptron 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

      This entire sub is dedicated to shit posting and we're not allowed to freely shit post?

      Do not post links to The_Donald.

      This pretty much sucks all the fun out it.

      [–]baguette2 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      Disagree. Over 90% of the posts here are links to news articles, imgur graphs, or twitter.

      [–]No_Strangers_Here 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

      I will not ping shit link.

      [–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

      You're getting it.

      [–]Aedeus 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

      Why can't we link to the_cheeto? Fresh popcorn is the best popcorn :(

      [–]IcarusBurning 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

      Because the mods want to enforce the rules strictly on us and not on the_dipshit. It's rigged.

      [–]Petorie [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      the_donald has had this rule for weeks now. They're probably just getting around to putting it on us for appearance of being bipartisan even though the admins literally pay us to do this.

      [–]Nopersom [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      More Democrats watched the presidential debates, and so a random poll of debate-watchers found more Democrats. RIIIIIIGED! DIANA RIGG! ROB RIGGLE!

      [–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      I'm a secret Nazi.

      [–]PokecheckHozu 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Is this happening because the reddit admins are giving the mods shit?

      [–]JrJaconJeeseJurger 4ポイント5ポイント  (11子コメント)

      Do not post links to The_Donald.

      does this include NP. links?

      [–]auandi 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

      NP links are garbage and I wish people stopped using them. They don't stop shit and they make viewing reddit more annoying.

      [–]Nopersom [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      For people who participate in meta-subs in good faith (as I try to), the .np link is a good reminder of how you got to a particular thread if you forget and start participating. I don't just delete that part and then start brigading.

      [–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] 2ポイント3ポイント  (7子コメント)

      Yes.

      [–]phuzzz 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Does using archive.org get around this rule, since it's not technically going to the subreddit? (ie. no possibility of upvoting or downvoting)

      [–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I honestly do not know. I would say please don't do it but then again I am not sure.

      [–]HollowUkuleleChords 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

      What about archives?

      [–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

      I'm not sure. Just use your judgement on what would annoy us the most.

      [–]therevengeofsh [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

      why?

      [–]TrumpHasBabyHandsLOL 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      And screenshots...

      [–]table_fireplace 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

      BUT MAH FREEZE PEACH!!!!1

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      [–]Sitchu 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      On a serious note, why are we not allowed to link too the_donald? Did the admins warn you about it? It kinda sucks a lot of fun out of this place if we cant. Are screenshots allowed?

      [–]shakypearsthe shilliest shill in all shilldom 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      It'd help if you guys acted on shitpost reports in a timely manner. There's a <----- type shipost at the #4 spot on this sub right now. It's been on the sub for two hours and has been reported. When that kind of submission can sit for hours and the submitter can nab easy karma from it prior to removal, they're going to keep doing it.

      /r/toolbox makes life much easier.

      [–]phuzzz 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Will this also mean a toning down of "Get this to the top!" posts?

      I've been doing what I can in regards to reporting the upvote begging. Hope that helps.

      [–]gmwdim 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I actually liked quite a lot of those "upvote this" posts, some were really clever. But I understand the idea behind the new rule, at some point it gets pretty spammy.

      [–]JPetermanRealityTourShort fingered vulgarian 1ポイント2ポイント  (7子コメント)

      How do you pronounce China?

      [–]yzlautumI don't want to fuck my daughter[S,🍰] 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Chnorth nkorea?

      [–]JPetermanRealityTourShort fingered vulgarian 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

      GYNA IS STEALING OUR JOBS

      [–]No_Strangers_Here [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      Dey dook r jawbz!

      And our steelz! And our immigrants--one million!

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      I'm sorry, it's pronounced GY-NA

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      [–]JPetermanRealityTourShort fingered vulgarian 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Thanks automod! How do you pronounce Nevada?

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      [–]No_Strangers_Here [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      Do you think we should have a mod for that? 😉

      [–]Eins_Nico 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

      did we get in trouble or did y'all just get tired of the low effort shit?

      [–]No_Strangers_Here [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      Well, maybe it's because Hillary cruised by today and she expects better of us....;))

      [–]TheClosetRacist 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      "Do not post links to The_Donald."

      Oh god daddy what did we do?

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            [–]Krankor1 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Did Hillary put you up to this?

            [–]SmartyMite 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            This is exactly what this sub needed, thanks!

            [–]LearningLifeAsIGoLikes to ask too many questions 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Can we still make fun of Trump's tiny hands?

            [–]marisam7 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Literal Fascism.

            [–]therevengeofsh [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

            Do not post links to The_Donald.

            Wait... why?

            I feel like some of these things need a bit more detail.

            [–]DisapprovingLlamaThe NRA supports Syrian refuges right to buy assault rifles 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

            Thank you. Holy fuck that shit gets annoying.

            [–]shakypearsthe shilliest shill in all shilldom 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

            It's pointless if they're not actually removing any of the prohibited submissions.

            [–]KushloverXXL -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Thanks fam. Look forward to having a more creative variety of shitposts as we get closer to the election, rather than the tired upvote spam. Lez do dis!