At the Al Smith charity dinner, Trump laid a trap for the elites and unleashed his vengeance on a gathering of effete plutocrats, smug globalist whores, lapdog media hacks, intellectually inbred urbanites, and the Wicked Bitch herself. You have to see this video to believe it, and if you ever doubted Trump’s sincerity or his commitment to destroy the old order and throw the corrupt money-changers out of the American temple, doubt no more.
Trump channeled the spirits of Skittles Man, Bring Da Movies kid, and Birthday Cat combined and went the Full ZFG Shitlord on a congregation of aristocratic shitlib scum. He nuked the ruling class and the Clinton Machine from orbit and took a piss on their smoldering ashes.
If you were disappointed that Twatter Trump didn’t make a grand entrance at the debates, well this is the UNCUT RAW TRUMPOCALYPSE you were waiting for:
THE ABSOLUTE SAVAGE (for telling the truth).
Trump got his revenge. For this:
For the dying and discredited legacy media’s Hillary-shilling, suckered into covering the killshots he couldn’t make at the debates.
For the insulated and decadent elites and their phony back-scratching rituals and mean-spirited sneering at non-elite White Americans:
Hopefully after Trump’s bravura impressionistic performance as Kull the Conqueror at this disgusting elite trough dinner he will end that and other phoney baloney traditions in favor of much more based gatherings and events.
I am 2000% sure he can function at all levels of culture from highest to lowest, but this sort of pseudo aristocratic gathering, especially when full like a blocked toilet of skypes, journalists and political parasites, is unAmerican. It’s un-Anglosphere. Anglosphere equivalents would never be catholic for starters or honor any other collectivist internationalist cabal. And there’d be senior front line soldiers and naval men front and center, as well as real cultural leaders.
Instead Trump got to carve his way through the soft underbelly of the synagogue of satan, which is cool, but hopefully to be consigned to the trash heap of history.
But they should screen his speech in full every Christmas.
And of course he got his revenge on the infirm Queen of Cunts, Hillary Rotten Clinton, for her lies and backroom dealings and self-enrichment scheming and last-minute malicious slandering of Trump’s character through bribed proxies.
The Queen and her courtiers didn’t see the blade swinging. They thought Trump was an entertainer, at the end of the day just another narcissist elitist like themselves, in on the joke and happy to yuk it up congenially with fellow plutocrats as middle America suffered under miseries visited upon them by the rulers in whom they put their faith.
But Trump is not like them. He’s a wealthy businessman with a commoner’s touch, and a honed sense for traitorous nümale-ocracy bullshit earned from decades immersed in New York real estate and politics. He knows where to find the underbelly of the lickspittle media and their scumbag Bezosian paymasters, and he studied them, watched as they betrayed him….and waited…
then plunged the knife in to the hilt.
Savor this moment when the elites realized they were more than the butt of Trump’s jokes; they were the target of his contempt:
And thecunt’s reaction?
Under the robot shell, the misshapen reptile inside screams with fear.
Trump didn’t wield a shiv at this dinner. He hoisted a war scythe and started lopping off heads. He was Hop-Frog to the terror-stricken Establishment.
This time, the time for yukking it up with the Establishment is over. Watch as Trump the court jester begins with his routine of juggling several glistening knives in the air, for the amusement of the white-tie audience, then calmly collects them one by one into his hands, and throws them straight into the chests of the plutocrats and the media.
The courtiers mocked him as a reality TV clown, and struck cruel blows against his little-people supporters whenever they felt like a little entertainment. So the jester decides to put on a show for the court where “Trump acts like Trump” and they’re all laughing along with the act. He convinces them it would be a riot for them to put on wax masks showing elitist caricatures, then begins a fire-breathing routine — only to spit the fire right onto their masks. As the courtiers scramble around the ballroom with their faces ablaze, the jester and his little-people companions storm out and burn down the rest of the palace.
Whatever happens November 8, know this….everything’s changed.
Related: Pat Buchanan on the panicked establishment.
PS: Cucks are delusional if they think Guacbowl or Foamboi would have been more viable candidates to beat thecunt. Could you imagine the ball-less beta wonder Jeb at this dinner? He would have spent the whole speech mocking his own low energy and then honored thecunt for her service at State. Afterwards, he would have congratulated Hillary for her upcoming win and reminded her to pass amnesty as part of her first 100 days in office.
[…] Trump’s Revenge […]
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Understand, gang, this was the nightcap to a day that started with him stepping out before one of his capacity crowds and trolling the media BIG LEAGUE by saying he would accept the election results, “IF I win”, which has now gone viral. This man has outwitted, outsmarted and will out last the hag despite her 30 years of bad experience. He’s made the Republicuck establishment look like the weak and ineffective fools we always knew they were. I’m loathe to say it’s a lock, but every day I see more signs that he’ll have things in hand on November 8, 2016 – the new American Independence Day.
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re: Fuckbots
CH, Watch Westworld.
Is there a better way to contact you then leaving comments here?
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Hey, Rent-Boy Lickadick: it doesn’t help to use aliases when your song always sounds the same.
Rent-boy Lickadick rape!
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It was a classic moment to be sure. It occurs to me that one thing to remember in a worst case scenario is that Wiki Leaks is no doubt sitting on lots more than what they have let fly to date, thus the petty, vindictive socialist ideologue isn’t going to do much more than bluster when they start to really fuck her around, say on 10 NOV.
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this was so fucking awesome. this is exactly how it’s done. DJT: heralding the Age of the Shitlord. mock mock mock! mock the f*k out of those bitches. that’s all they’re worthy of. mocking.
Long Live King Trump!
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President by ballot or King by war.
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^THIS!
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This
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This X1trillion
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I recognized some of the people in the pics. Was that faggot DeBlasio there? Who was the nigger couple behind Glorious Leader?
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Did you see Hillary’s speech after? She mostly makes fun of herself, and was absolutely not ready for the nuke.
Fucking insane.
I could not believe it.
What a mad man.
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From the first photo to the next, Trump isn’t smiling; his expression doesn’t change. The autistics never anticipated what was coming.
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Nothing will be the same again.
I feel like I’m watching the beginning of a new chapter in American history.
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It really is. Even if Trump doesn’t win, things will never be the same. Im convinced hes got it in the bag unless the Soros voting machines truly fuck us.
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Beware the orchestrated blaming of Russia for cyber attacks.
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They look fucking shellshocked. I wonder what the Cardinal whispered to her when he dropped the line on Haiti.
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lol best reaction shot ever, the fellas at pol are going apeshit with this footage
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I smell………ovens!
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Trump knows, these “people” are out to kill you, defame you, ruin your lives no matter what, so you might as well go all-in and take what comes.
this was an act of the greatest bravery. Trump making a stand against the entire globalist cabal, under their own roof, in their own phony, self-congratulatory arena, and calling them lying, two-faced, parasitic idiots to their faces. pulling back the curtain and standing his ground for all mankind to see. truly awesome.
things just got very real for the (((elites))). they realize we’re not laughing anymore. that’s a real guillotine sitting over there.
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This!!!!!!!
Hail King Trump.
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I think the NYBT FRA was the final step in his education.
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“I, uh… I wanna thank you all for coming here tonight and drinking all of my booze… No, really. Uh… There’s a thing about being a Wayne that… you’re never short of a few freeloaders, like yourselves, to fill up your mansion with, so, here’s to you people. Thank you. Mm… I’m not finished. To all of you, uh, all you phonies, all of you two-faced friends, you sycophantic suck-ups who smile through your teeth at me, please leave me in peace. Please go. Stop smiling. It’s not a joke. Please leave. The party’s over. Get out.”
Fuckin’ A.
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Further proof that Trump is America’s Batman.
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Right? Since Marvel Universe Actors fagged themselves by making pls vote for hillary videos.
Fuck Marvel. You’re a dick, Marvel.
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Marvel is also the one adding tons of chicks to traditionally male characters like a Female Thor and Black Female Iron Man. Also they love fags and are pretty much fully pozzed.
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Honestly, Ben affleck’s performance in the new Bat film was pretty good
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The piece of shit Cardinal was sweating bullets, what a precious sight to my bloodshot Catholic eyes.
I bet he hid his fair share of pedo faggot priests after they fücked one to many little boys.
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I see they absolutely HAD to work in a negro and a mudshark here… in what, an Irish film about Catholic priest and parish?
(((shakin’ mah haid)))
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Every single film now has a negro and a mudshark. Nevermind that the most common interracial relationship in the West is White Male-Asian Female (you never see those in films)
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There’s a show on HGTV about a white male/asian female couple that help people find homes and renovate them. I think it’s called Fixer/Upper.
He’s not a bad looking chap, so not sure why he settled for her.
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Just that is actually one of the important parts of the movie.
Very smartly done.
And yeah, they ARE fücking everywhere now over here.
Even in the most remote bumfuck towns.
Maybe not all Irish towns, but definitely here in Germany.
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Yeah but Gleeson is cool.
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Okay, I’ll bite… tell us how the mudshark subplot is “smartly” worked into the movie, and why it’s so important.
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The Catholic Church is completely run by anti-Catholics. It’s always good to see the anti-Catholic hierarchy feel uncomfortable.
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Wasn’t the whole purpose of this Al Smith dinner to raise funds for Catholic Charities – who are smothering us in Somalis?
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yeah, right? churchies are part of invading horde
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Wasn’t the whole purpose of this Al Smith dinner to raise funds for Catholic Charities – who are smothering us in Somalis?
Not sure if it was just for “Catholic” “Charities”, or if “Catholic” “Charities” uses all of its outlay for kebab importation.
Maybe Trump figures he’ll be shipping the kebab back to their shitholes soon enough in any case.
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Michael Voris is a beast, he’s been calling for Cardinal Dolan to resign for two years now for protecting a fag priest who uses parish money to pay for rent-boys:
http://www.churchmilitant.com/video/episode/cardinal-dolan-has-to-go
P.S. Voris has publicly admitted that he engaged in a homosexual lifestyle for more than a decade, and was very “proud”, but has found religion and renounced it (he’s decided to become chaste since his awakening). He (like Milo) does not believe gays are “born” that way.
Since his awakening, he’s used his insight into the homo-community to attack the rampant fagdom in the American Church, and decry efforts to normalize it. He’s even pointed out that the “pedophilia” scare wasn’t pedophilia, but a cover story for gay priests assaulting sexually-mature teen boys. He refuses to become a priest, even though he’d probably be welcomed in by the bad seminaries, because it is supposed to be dogma that priests cannot have homosexual proclivities.
If we can say gays were the source of a lot of Post-Vatican II corruption, perhaps reformed gays can help clean it up.
Fight the fags rape!
[CH: i’ve been saying the same to shitlibs i know: the church abuse scandal was about fag priests molesting pubescent boys. fags will be fags rape! (naturally the shitlibs all come back with the same answer: “i’m sure some little girls were molested, bigot!” once again revealing the delusional lengths to which they’ll go to avoid confronting the obvious.)]
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Meh, Voris was too soft on the “pope”, who after all appointed all the bishops and cardinals (like Blase Cupich… yeck!). I’m not surprised at all that Voris himself turned out to be a queer.
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“[CH: i’ve been saying the same to shitlibs i know: the church abuse scandal was about fag priests molesting pubescent boys. fags will be fags rape!”
I’ve even run into progs who insist that straight men are more likely to molest boys than fags are. /facepalm
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yeah, try to grok that a few gay priests got shuffled around because the church, sadly, doesn’t have enough priests. They can’t go throwing them away, even if they’re pope francis’s in the making.
But Rotherham and other taharush irlamic rituals of grooming show pure evil and organized rape culture. But they,’re brown, so neverminds.
[CH: a good argument can be made that the celibacy vow opens the door to homosexual infestation of the church.]
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@CH:
You can bet your bottom dollar that everytime the (((corporate media))) show a report on the “pedophilia scandals” in the church, they will find the only two female victims and highlight their stories to “prove” it’s not a gay thing. But Voris has shown that 81% of the cases nationwide are gays-on-post-pubescent boys, i.e. not pedophilia, but homosexual assault, or , in some cases, consensual gay encounters.
@vfm#7634:
Give Voris a break. He’s got a masters in theology from a major pontifical university. He’s very much into the pre-Vatican II obedience to the papal authority. But He’s also pointed out that there have been really bad/evil popes, and it isn’t a sin to say so. He makes a strong distinction between papal infallibility and non-infallibility situations. And he’s been quite critical of Francis’s sloppiness on public statements and claims that some of his words are dogma (which 99% are not).
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@Haven M:
The reason why there are so few priests is because of the gay-priest infiltration. Gays will kick out any non-gays they can so they can converge the church even further. The 1970s saw the mass diaspora of straight priests as gays drove them away from seminaries, using Vatican II as an excuse. Straight men would be priests if it were the old, masculine tradition, as proven by centuries of straight clergy.
In other words, the cause and effect is reversed in people’s minds. Gays aren’t left in the priesthood because there are so few priests, there are so few straight priests because the gays are left in the priesthood.
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Allright WF, you’re outed now. I bet you even went to Bishop Ireton too.
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Voris and the Church Militant team have covered the NY archdiocese gay priest/embezzlement scandal very well. Dolan sold his soul a long time ago and has got to go. The whole Church needs a good scrubbing – and I say this as a Catholic.
Trump took scalps last night. Beautiful.
” Elites… they fail our Emperor’s test. And people who fancy themselves gods feel a very human chill crawl up their spine.”
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[CH: a good argument can be made that the celibacy vow opens the door to homosexual infestation of the church.]
I’m not convinced. Church rules against faggotry were very strict until they started loosening up in the mid-20th century.
So until then, there wasn’t much faggot infestation — which just so happened to correspond with a massive commie infestation at about the same time, as pointed out by Bella Dodd.
Although there were crypto-Freemasons back even further than that, such as Cardinal Rampolla, or Cardinal Gibbons and Archbishop Ireland in the United States.
At any rate, the termites brought it crashing down in the 1950s and 1960s.
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I’m very confused. How are homosexuality and pederasty anything other than a chicken-and-egg problem forever inextricably intertwined in degeneracy?
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“[CH: a good argument can be made that the celibacy vow opens the door to homosexual infestation of the church.]”
“Opens the door?!?!” It’s an engraved invitation fixed to the door head.
Besides, celibacy contradicts Christian scripture in at least three places I can recall immediately.
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At this point all white men should boycott every film coming out of Hollywood. I only watch those cool Korean war movies.
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While you´re absolutely right, this one is not a Hollywood movie.
It wouldn´t have stood a snowballs chance in hell getting financed (((over there))).
It´s obvious why pretty quickly, when watching it.
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Amen.
It’s all rehashed dreck. Soulless people don’t create, they copy, subvert, degrade and destroy.
Comic book movies or Judd Apatow crap or gay/black/gogrrrl hero worship…
Why fund that shitshow?
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I recommend Rush. Good white movie about James Hunt.
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Then I gotta see this movie. i’ll see if I can get it on DVD.
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I think you miswrote that bit. Did you mean to write, “I bet he did his fair share of little boys after he fucked one to many pedo faggot priests?”
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Maria Bartiromo’s milf tits
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Yeah I was watching those too..
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I stared at her cleavage the whole time yet listened to Trump and I did not miss one word he said.
And women say we men can not multitask?
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Women can’t multitask. That’s why they should never be president.
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Rush: I must, by the way, change. I said everybody looked like they were wearing a corset last night. Other than Maria Bartiromo. The rackage on display there obviously was not constrained by a corset.
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http://www.mediamatters.org/video/2016/10/21/rush-limbaugh-grossly-objectifies-foxs-maria-bartiromo/214036
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I think that most of this is Trump himself but after reflecting on it, I also think a good deal of his fury is based on the stories of people he’s met in the course of the campaign. He said meeting these people changed him and I would not be surprised if his performance there in part reflects that change. It really didn’t seem personal to him, at least not fully.
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We keep joking about how Trump is like a savior, but a better metaphor may be the Buddha.
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There’s EPIC. And then there’s TRUMP EPIC. This was the latter. Awesome to watch.
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And I have to add CH, you are crafting some downright awesome posts!
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i bet they were all thinking:
wow, just……wow
what the ever loving fuck just happened??
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Bring back the nigger!!! We loved him!
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This is fucking incredible and he is incredibly incredibly brave. Holy shit. I get butterflies in my stomach for him just listening to this. He really does get it. You don’t go to that kind of event and do that. Donald Trump is a fucking hero
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On Youtube, looked at enthusiasm for watching either side:
“FULL: Hillary Clinton Roasts Donald Trump At 2016 Al Smith Dinner”: 106,730 views
“WATCH Donald Trump Annihilates Hillary Clinton At The Alfred E Smith Memorial Dinner – 10/20/16 FULL”: 170,166 views
Over 1.5:1 favorability for Trump.
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http://therightstuff.biz/2016/10/18/the-rise-of-weimericas-legions/
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Bottom left guy, with hand on his head in the second photo, going: “oy vey, that’s some [insert a yiddish phrase of your liking]”
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DOX THE PLANET: Another Batch of Anti-Trumpers Get Doxed on 8chan
“But, it’s definitely news when you see people like John Oliver, Ezra Klein, Rick Wilson, Don Lemon, and Geraldo Rivera get doxed.”
yeomen’s work out in the trenches.
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If you were disappointed that Twatter Trump didn’t make a grand entrance at the debates, well this is the UNCUT RAW TRUMPOCALYPSE you were waiting for:
And wasn’t this the ideal setting for Trump to do this, rather than on the debate stage?
I mean, the people in that room are the reason why the country is where it is and instead of trying to get out his attack during a debate, where a moderator will cut him off or thecunt will try to undercut, this was the time and setting for Trump to finally say what’s on his mind and let everyone know their time is up.
He owned the whole room and the evening and the news cycle still.
Just think how often this will be replayed and the commoners seeing the reaction of the elites as Trump stabs them in the heart with each word.
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True.
Honestly, I was pissed last night when I first heard Trump was even attending this Catholic circle-jerk of the self-appointed “elite” . . . wondering how Trump could hobnob and backslap with these traitorous faggots after all he’s learned during this campaign.
Then I saw Trump’s speech and understood. He’s doubled-down. The sweating, oy vey-ing, ashen faces of these faggots in the background on either side of Trump were priceless.
Burn it all down.
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yeah, same. I thought, why would he sign on for such a travesty, a mockery of leadership for (((charity))) while the country is on the brink of ww3? turns out he was planning another sneak-attack detonation. they couldn’t conceive of someone not falling into the PC line. how perfect. i love that guy.
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COTW +1
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god damn that was rough!
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Why are so many men sweating a lot – their face all shiny – while Trump seems fine?
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It´s the truth.
They´er not accustomed to hearing it, makes them sweat like they actually did manual labor.
Even decrepit old traitor Kissinger couldn´t bear sitting upright at the end.
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Because these traitors can feel the hot breath of the White Uprising on their necks. That’s why they’re sweating. They’re headed for an Extinction vortex.
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Because they came around the last hairpin of the crooked road they have taken and at last see a vast ragged army camped on hell’s doorstep coming to usher them the last little way, the gates of hell opening before them like a hungry blast furnace, the hot breath of their master striking their face like burning sulfur. That’s why they sweat.
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http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2016/10/21/cyber-attack-takes-down-east-coast-netflix-spotify-twitter/92507806/
False flag.
Feds initiate cyber-attack against high-profile normie websites; blame Russia; distract from Wikileaks; laying groundwork for Obama alleging Russia hacked U.S. election and invalidating Trump victory.
Prelude to civil war.
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A few years age I read an article in which they were saying ( more or less) history has shown us that once there is too much corruption and the people realize voting is useless, the people turn to something else.
If ever things devolve into a civil war the left will have only themselves to blame.
It is the left who made it useless to vote because they own the voting machines and they select the number of votes they want, or they pay people from other states to vote etc etc
When you know your vote is not counted, can you be blamed for doing whatever it takes to make your vote be counted?
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Civil war? Fine. The sooner the better. And I’ve got a list.
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The nu Jew fags booing are very stupid to boo the future king. They will hang from a bridge.
This is fucking incredibly great. Donald Trump is incredibly brave. Donald Trump is a hero.
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He is incredibly insanely off of the charts brave to do this. I literally had butterflies for him just watching this.
Trump is a fucking hero.
Literally balls of steel. Do they even have metal detectors and security at an event like that? Does he know that his private security team has him protected in a place like that? If I were Trump I would literally be physically scared. This is just fucking insanely incredible.
Thank you, King Trump.
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Those vests can make you feel pretty invincible. Without exaggeration, I would do something like this too. I can see you doing it. I bet he’s fairly handy with the steel too. It takes being oblivious to the danger and if you have had a good life and have faith, you don’t care. Doing the honorable thing matters far more. I could die tomorrow and I wouldn’t care that much other than what would happen to my loved ones.
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“Doing the honorable thing matters far more.”
exactly right. if you’re in a situation like that, and you cuck out, you never forgive yourself. you just have to grab your nuts and jump. and, almost 100% of the time, god rewards you for your bravery.
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King Trump knows. bravery is life. he’s the kind of guy that builds his own skyscraper house. can’t wait to see what he has up his sleeve once he’s in office.
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Smile, Jews!!
#weknow
;-P
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Clinton is so fake looking. I swear she is an android. So fake. My God.
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Never mind that… people are finding her creepy. Especially when she does those fake grins when Trump slams her.
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She’s way worse than Bill. Bill was a perv but that’s about it. Bill was a flawed human being. I could forgive him. Not her. She’s pure evil.
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Look at the pure hate emanating from Bloomberg.
[CH: bloomberg better dial back his hatred for heritage america or he’ll be pepe-marched to the gallows.]
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And that lil cocksucka wanted to run for prez,too! The shiv goes deep!
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We need to talk about You’re the Worst. It did a Jeb worthy mockery, I hope, of the cuck fetish. Very painful as a dad body exemplar takes it as his hobby to be the best durn cuck (“an established, rudimentary fetish”) he can be. along with dick cage.
Title of episode “Genetically Inferior Beta Males”
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I can’t even watch it. I hope it’s as good as you say. The reaction from the press was more, “oh boy trump sux, he can’t even get those fucking ignorant catholics to laugh at his jokes” The media played up he got booed.
[CH: of course the media did. they’re baghdad bob. they have no choice but deliver the ruling class propaganda line, because they are ALL PART OF THE RULING CLASS (currently getting gored by trump).]
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Watch the whole thing. It’s great. His zingers are solid and get a hearty laugh from the crowd and when he throws the darts, he doesn’t miss a step.
His tone never changes, which only adds to the reason so many were caught off guard. He ends on a solid note, really solid, adds in a comment about his father taking him there in prior years and rounds it out beautifully.
Or, you can read the transcript someone put up in one of the comments on the prior thread.
But you must watch. This is the Trump we need!
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[*] (UNKNOWN): Donald, the microphone is yours.
TRUMP: And it’s working. (LAUGHTER)
Thank you Al. Wow. That was good. Mm. This is a helluva dinner. Well I want to thank Your Eminence. This is really great to be with you again. Beloved Governor Cuomo, our great senators. Hi Chuck. He used to love me when I was a Democrat you know.
(LAUGHTER)
Mayor de Blasio. Wherever you are. Where’s Mayor de Blasio? (inaudible) See in the old days I would have know him very well but I haven’t doing so much of the real estate any (ph).
And I want to thank Al and Ann (ph) Smith, just a fantastic job you do with the dinner. Congratulations on a record – over $6 million, right? He’s got a record.
(APPLAUSE)
And a special hello to all of you in this room who have known and loved me for many, many years. It’s true.
The politicians. They’ve had me to their homes, they’ve introduced me to their children, I’ve become their best friends in many instances. They’ve asked for my endorsement and they always wanted my money. And even called me really a dear, dear friend. But then suddenly, decided when I ran for president as a Republican, that I’ve always been a no-good, rotten, disgusting scoundrel. And they totally forgot about me.
But that’s OK. You know, they say when you do this kind of an event you always start out with a self-deprecating joke. Some people think this would be tough for me, but the truth is …
(LAUGHTER)
It’s true — the truth is I’m actually a modest person. Very modest. It’s true. In fact many people tell me that modesty is perhaps my best quality.
(LAUGHTER)
Even better than my temperament.
(LAUGHTER)
You know Cardinal Dolan and I have some things in common. For instance, we both run impressive properties on Fifth Avenue. Of course his is much more impressive than mine. That’s because I built mine with my own beautifully formed hands.
(LAUGHTER)
While his was built with the hands of God, and nobody can compete with God. Is that correct? Nobody. Right?
(APPLAUSE)
That’s right. No contest.
It’s great to be here with a thousand wonderful people, or, as I call it, a small intimate dinner with some friends. Or as Hillary calls it, her largest crowd of the season.
(LAUGHTER)
Ahh, this stuff. This is corny stuff. I do recognize that I come into this event with a little bit of an advantage. I know that so many of you in the archdiocese already have a place in your heart for a guy who started out as a carpenter working for his father. I was a carpenter working for mine.
(LAUGHTER)
True. Not for a long period of time but I was. For about three weeks. What’s great about the Al Smith Dinner is that even in the rough and tumble world of a really, really hard-fought campaign – in fact I don’t know if you know Hillary but last night they said, “That was the most vicious debate in the history of politics, presidential debate. The most vicious.”
And I don’t know – are we supposed to be proud of that or where are we supposed to be on that one. But they did say that and I’m trying to think back to Lincoln. I don’t think we can compete with that. But the candidates have some light-hearted moments together, which is true. I have no doubt that Hillary is going to laugh quite a bit tonight, sometimes even at appropriate moments.
(LAUGHTER)
And even tonight, with all of the heated back and forth, between my opponent and me at the debate last night, we have proven that we can actually be civil to each other. In fact, just before taking the dais, Hillary accidentally bumped into me and she very civilly said, “Pardon me.”
(LAUGHTER)
And I very politely replied, “Let me talk to you about that after I get into office.”
(LAUGHTER)
Just kidding, just kidding. And Hillary was very gracious. She said if somehow she gets elected she wants me to be, without question, either her ambassador to Iraq or to Afghanistan. It’s my choice.
(LAUGHTER)
But one of the things I noticed tonight – and I’ve known Hillary for a long time – this is the first time ever, ever, that Hillary is sitting down and speaking to major corporate leaders and not getting paid for it. (LAUGHTER)
It’s true. It’s true.
You know, last night, I called Hillary a “nasty woman,” but this stuff is all relative. After listening to Hillary rattle on and on and on, I don’t think so badly of Rosie O’Donnell anymore.
(LAUGHTER)
In fact, I’m actually starting to like Rosie a lot.
(LAUGHTER)
These events give not only the candidates a chance to be with each other in a very social setting; it also allows the candidates the opportunity to meet the other candidate’s team — good team.
I know Hillary met my campaign manager, and I got the chance to meet the people who are working so hard to get her elected. There they are — the heads of NBC, CNN, CBS, ABC — there’s the New York Times, right over there, and the Washington Post.
(LAUGHTER)
They’re working overtime. True. True.
(APPLAUSE)
Oh, this one’s going to get me in trouble.
(LAUGHTER)
Not with Hillary. You know, the president told me to stop whining, but I really have to say, the media is even more biased this year than ever before — ever. You want the proof? Michelle Obama gives a speech and everyone loves it — it’s fantastic. They think she’s absolutely great. My wife, Melania, gives the exact same speech —
(LAUGHTER)
— and people get on her case.
(APPLAUSE)
And I don’t get it. I don’t know why.
(APPLAUSE)
And it wasn’t her fault. Stand up, Melania. Come on. She took a lot of abuse.
(APPLAUSE)
Oh, I’m in trouble when I go home tonight. I’m — she didn’t know about that one. Am I okay? Is it okay?
Cardinal, please speak to her.
(LAUGHTER)
I’d like to address an important religious matter: the issue of going to confession. Or, as Hillary calls it, the Fourth of July weekend with FBI Director Comey.
(LAUGHTER)
Now, I’m told Hillary went to confession before tonight’s event, but the priest was having a hard time, when he asked about her sins, and she said she couldn’t remember 39 times.
(LAUGHTER)
Hillary is so corrupt, she got kicked off the Watergate Commission.
(BOOING)
How corrupt do you have to be to get kicked off the Watergate Commission? Pretty corrupt. Hillary is, and has been, in politics since the 70s. What’s her pitch? The economy is busted? The government’s corrupt? Washington is failing? “Vote for me. I’ve been working on these problems for 30 years. I can fix it”, she says.
I wasn’t really sure if Hillary was going to be here tonight, because I guess you didn’t send her invitation by email. Or, maybe, you did and she just found out about it through the wonder of WikiLeaks.
(LAUGHTER)
We’ve learned so much from WikiLeaks. For example, Hillary believes that it’s vital to deceive the people by having one public policy —
(BOOING)
— and a totally different policy in private. That’s okay. I don’t know who they’re angry at Hillary, you or I. For example, here she is tonight, in public, pretending not to hate Catholics.
Now some of you haven’t noticed, Hillary isn’t laughing as much as the rest of us. That’s because she knows the jokes. And all of the jokes were given to her in advance of the dinner by Donna Brazile. Which is – everyone knows, of course, Hillary’s belief that it takes a village, which only makes sense after all in places like Haiti, where she’s taken a number of them.
(BOOING)
Thank you. I don’t know – and I don’t want this evening without saying something nice about my opponent. Hillary has been in Washington a long time. She knows a lot about how government works. And according to her sworn testimony Hillary has forgotten more things than most of us will ever, ever, ever know. That I can tell you.
(BOOING)
We’re having some fun here tonight and that’s good.
On a personal note, what an amazing honor it is to be with all of you. And I want to congratulate Hillary on getting the nomination and we’re in there fighting and over the next 19 days somebody’s going to be chosen. We’ll see what happens. But I have great memories of coming to this dinner with my father over the years when I was a young man. Great experience for me.
This was always a special experience for him and me to be together. One thing we can all agree on is the need to support the great work that comes out of the dinner. Millions of dollars have been raised to support disadvantaged children, and I applaud the many people who have worked to make this wonderful event a critical lifeline for children in need.
(APPLAUSE)
And that we together broke the all-time record tonight is really something special. More than $6 million net, net, net, net. The cardinal told me that’s net net, Donald, remember. We can also agree on the need to stand up to anti-Catholic bias, to defend religious liberty and to create a culture that celebrates life. America is in many ways divided …
(APPLAUSE)
Thank you. America is in many ways divided like it’s never been before. And the great religious leaders here tonight give us all an example that we can follow. We’re living in a time, an age that we never thought possible before. The vicious barbarism we read about in history books, but never thought we’d see it in our so-called modern- day world. Who would have thought we would be witnessing what we’re witnessing today.
We’ve got to be very strong, very, very smart, and we’ve got to come together not only as a nation, but as a world community. Thank you very much, God bless you and God bless America. Thank you.
(APPLAUSE)
Thank you. Thank you very much.
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that’s a good speech. how about that.
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Loved it when Don charmingly, yet commandingly, ordered his wife to stand up.
Also – who’s the broad with the rack in the red dress?
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Maria Bartiromo.
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I think that’s Maria Bartiromo. And damn, she’s even catering to people with a glove fetish.
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I bet you’re a hoot at a baseball game.
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the media also made fun of trump because he clowned his wife, allegedly. By making a “we stole michelle O’s speech” thing joke
[CH: the media is going to their expertise at reframing, but too bad for them they have come up against a master reframer. now the media are desperate and it shows in how flat and uninspired their reframes sound.]
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All roads lead to Auschwitz. Re-opened and under new management. The Trump Organization.
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DAYUM! Love your juicy and pithy commentary!!!!!!
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I bet deep down in what little remains of Hillary’s womanhood, she secretly yearns for a man like DT who has the stones to rub shit in her face at a public event like this. When was the last time she’s had any man standing a few feet from her rip her say the stuff that he said. Megyn & Hillary love Donald.
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He could learn something about joke delivery and comedic timing from Barak Obama…
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Fuck off… you only seem to come around here to try to rain on the parade.
You fairy.
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your remake of King Kong sucked.
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And you could learn a bit about storytelling from Tolkien.
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Not really…
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That faggots jokes are what may have pushed Glorious Leader to run!
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The more I see of DJT, the more I like him.
Can anyone honestly say that about a single other politician? I’m not one to put faith in men but how can you not acknowledge this man as heroic in the classic and best and truest sense of the word?
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Under the robot shell,
the misshapen reptile
inside screams with fear.
—- Ha Tisite (c.2016 AD)
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but this sort of pseudo aristocratic gathering, especially when full like a blocked toilet of skypes, journalists and political parasites, is unAmerican. It’s un-Anglosphere.
Unfortunately the MPCdotcom commenter is 100% wrong on this one. This is completely Anglosphere. The merchant class and allies wrapping themselves in rituals and separating themselves from the blood and soil. This is as Anglosphere as it gets. Conservatism in Britain was always an insular affair, while conservatism in Germany, beset from all sides by Britons, Franks and Russians, was rooted in Blut und Boden by necessity – the knowledge that your people survived only by the sword, and that nobility was for the people, not for the merchants.
This is exemplified by the ancient German law of citizenship based on blood, given to those who were Germans even if they had lived by the Volga River building civilization in Russia. At the opposite end is the Anglosphere idea of citizenship based on geographic circumstance, exemplified by the American law of giving citizenship to anyone who happens to be within the borders at the moment of birth. These were always competing principles in Western law, the Anglo idea of course being propagated through the media every day for decades.
The Anglosphere came to serve the merchant class because first Britain and then the American colonies were separated from the armies of Europe by the oceans. No threat of invasion, no threat of your people being erased. Efficiency then only meant looking at what facilitated trade. And you better never mention race, if we’re to keep this thing together. Bureaucrats throughout the British Empire were forbidden from excluding Indians and other “imperial citizens” based on blood, and so had to come up with ad hoc rules like saying you needed to speak perfect English to enter Australia. Meanwhile the merchant class and the nobility ensured their own survival in this mixed soup by wrapping themselves in ritual. Jews were willing to play along perfectly with this, no doubt praising how “we” would preserve ol’ tradition so well even in a multiracial empire. So no worries fellow socialites, things will go on like this forever!
Trump, the son of a German and a mother from an island that used to be a Viking kingdom, offers a German conservatism based on blood, instead of the English conservatism based on merchant-facilitating “freedom”. This is what makes the Jewish media bosses freak out. They know that his conservatism is the genuine one, and they know it fits in perfectly now that the oceans no longer protect Britain and the American colonies. They know the masses never cared much for the mercantile “freedom” talk anyway, and that freedom, while necessary to a degree, has never in world history been the basis of conservatism. No wonder that German Americans are the ethnic group that supports Trump the most, with British Americans coming farther down the list. Blood and soil.
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> her first 100 days in office.
it read to me ” her first 100 days in orifice” at first, dunno why.
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They’ve come to save are pensions
‘“In the last few days, do me a favor,” Clinton said. “Don’t fight fire with fire. These people who are spreading all this division and badmouthing America and badmouthing our future. They’re against immigration reform when that’s the only thing that we got keeping us young right now. Our first-generation Americans. All these old gray-haired white guys, how do they think our Social Security is going to be paid out and our Medicare is going to get funded?,” Clinton stated.’
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they’re called boobs.
indeed.
http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2016/10/21/maria-bartiromo-responds-to-her-followers-on-her-alsmithdinner-dress-theyre-called-boobs/
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Yes… yes they are.
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it’s great that in this age of internet pr90n that we can all still get titilated by some milf’s great rack in a great dress. This is grown-up shit, yo.
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Maybe I read it wrong but
“Just kidding, just kidding. And Hillary was very gracious. She said if somehow she gets elected she wants me to be, without question, either her ambassador to Iraq or to Afghanistan. It’s my choice.
(LAUGHTER)”
The Donald is saying Stevens was executed and the audience laughs.
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