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Finally on the Trump Train after watching Al Smith dinner video (self.The_Donald)

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Pardon me, /r/The_Donald,

I'm 32 and this is the first election in my adult life where I've been on the fence (voted Kerry in 2004 and Obama in 2008 and 2012) and have spent a great deal of time learning about the Republican candidate. I came across Scott Adams' blogs about Trump and became fascinated by his persuasive powers and convinced the media were intentionally misinterpreting his statements and shilling for Hillary. I "tried on" defending some Trump positions (specifically his less aggressive foreign policy) on social media a few months ago and was shocked to be called a racist by two of my closest black friends who know for a fact that I am not - just for defending his less aggressive foreign policy. That was when I really started to see that Adams was right - these candidates had "word-thinkers" hypnotized. At least with Trump, I understood exactly how and why he was doing so. He talks about it in The Art of the Deal and has openly done it throughout his career, and Adams explains the psychology of it. Trump is like Morpheus - himself redpilled, he offers you the choice of taking the red pill or the blue pill. You can take the blue pill and buy into conventional thought and interpret his statements literally or you can take the red pill, understand persuasion and see how he moves the pieces on the chessboard, and then acquire the ability to do so yourself. Hillary & co., on the other hand, have people convinced her opponent is the next Hitler or Mussolini and they pretend they're super serious. Hillary & co. are like the machines - they need to use people and want to keep them blue pilled.

Anyway, I was still on the fence due to my blue pill conditioning until last night, when I witnessed Trump make an audience of New York elites comfortable, then very uncomfortable, and found myself laughing my ass off at them and admiring Trump for giving no fucks. I realized these were his people and he was abandoning them for regular everyday Americans. The elites want Hillary because they know she will maintain and enhance their power, and because they're cucks who feel bad about their wealth and power. They hate Trump because he's a threat to them. Though I can't claim to know all he would do in office, Trump may be the only real chance we have at large-scale change via the presidency in our lifetimes.

So I'm on the Trump Train. He's got my vote. I'm also going to study his methods of persuasion to acquire wealth, influence and pussy, none of which I - as a lifetime "cuck" (still don't like this term, as it makes me think of gross porn) - have been able to see much of.

Proud to be a Deplorable. Let's MAGA, brother and sisters!

Edit: Can't believe how this has blown up! Thanks for the coats and support, fellow centipedes! MAGA!

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[–]avzh 235ポイント236ポイント  (21子コメント)

It's Trump and the American people vs the corrupt. Thats why he appeals to so many

[–]pbrobryson[S] 126ポイント127ポイント  (18子コメント)

Drain the Swamp!

[–]DONT_reply_with_THISUSMC 47ポイント48ポイント  (16子コメント)

For someone who hates the term cuck you sure are great as spotting them

[–]pbrobryson[S] 48ポイント49ポイント  (14子コメント)

I mostly hate it because the thought of actual cuckoldry is so pathetic.

[–]SpiderJerusalemOK 42ポイント43ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's why it's so effective.

[–]Vayate 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's a surprisingly accurate term for people who are enthusiastic about having what is rightfully theirs taken from them. Hillary wants to take your money through tax, your political franchise through corruption, your job through illegal immigration, your right to protect yourself through gun control, and your prosperity through collusion with the elites. Hillshills are begging for her to do it. That's so much more pathetic than someone wanting to see his wife taken by another man.

[–]pbrobrysonAK[S] 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

This also makes sense. Thanks.

[–]Walrus_ToothNC 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, it's just a very useful term. I don't know of another shorthand for 'person who thinks its good to be taken advantage of.'

We have coward, but that's more for someone who doesn't like it, but is afraid to do anything if they face potential consequences. Or a pussy, who doesn't like it, but is afraid to do anything even if they don't face consequences.

[–]AppleTheRedMA 12ポイント13ポイント  (6子コメント)

Right? Other fetishes can be weird as hell but cuckoldry is just weak.

[–]guyswtf 8ポイント9ポイント  (5子コメント)

When I saw my first cuckoldry video like most others I was dying laughing. The shit was so hilariously ludicrous. Then, I found out that it is an actual fetish and so much porn is devoted to it. So I became horrified and disappointed.

[–]AppleTheRedMA 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

Fun fact:

The creator of "Bella and the Bulldogs" featured on nickelodeon is a director of multiple (extreme) interracial cuckold fetish movies/videos.

Look at the characters in that show. Look at the name of the show.

It's fucking hilarious he's injecting interracial cucking into a kid's show.

[–]guyswtf 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

How do they let people involved in any type of porn direct kids shows?! These fucking leftists have no morality.

[–]AppleTheRedMA 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

These fucking leftists have no morality.

Hold up my dude - i've no idea what his political alignments are.

This is just a cuckfact.

Don't jump to conclusions centipede, you should trust but verify my accusations and not just believe them. But don't inject meaning into them!

[–]SkeevyPeteVA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Disgusting

[–]Walrus_ToothNC 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I read some article saying it was like the 3rd most searched for type of porn too. It ain't even some obscure kind of porn, it's as mainstream as hot gay teens.

[–]LizardPeopleForHerFL 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

I agree with you to some extent - I don't particularly like us widely using the word either - but it does have an element of truth to it. People standing by and letting the Clinton/globalist cartel take over America, etc

[–]NiekischAUS 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

I use it plenty here or when talking to alt-right/redpill people. I don't use it when I'm talking on other subs or social media, particularly when trying to convince people. It's a great word in a lot of ways for describing a certain kind of person or condition, but if you use it with the wrong person it provides an easy reason to discount your argument & refuse to engage with you. Unless you're trying to insult them, it's counterproductive to use it in conversation with most normies: "HUH, I don't talk to people who use THAT word, always indicates a stupid racist mind bla bla bla. I bet you have a racist Nazi frog tattoo too!!"

[–]6000000_DOLLAR_DICKNC 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you're trying to score some slash or just be more alpha i reccomend looking up r/theredpill

[–]k-doggiePD 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's fairly common once you break the spell. You can search ex feminists videos as an example and see that people use logic and then bam they change almost immediately to asking questions and saying who really is censoring who.

[–]SharkiesDarkies 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

AND THEN LOCK THEM UP

[–]Trumpthulhu-FhtagnFL 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

TRUMP SAYS THE C-WORD!

[–]BlackPaintist 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That picture...a thousand words. Contemporary art. New York has a rich history. Lots of texture there. A history of corruption as well, I hate to say.

[–]M_DMAMAGA 113ポイント114ポイント  (17子コメント)

"I realized these were his people and he was abandoning them for regular everyday Americans."

Nicely put. Maybe they weren't his people before either out of choice, only necessity.

MAGA and grab a coat.

[–]Yogi-xo 44ポイント45ポイント  (4子コメント)

Trump was born in Queens NYC, the Manhattan old money has utter disdain for Trump for that reason alone.

[–]M_DMAMAGA 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Very interesting.

[–]dingbat21 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

relevant article from FT about Georgette Mosbacher, old time GOP Manhattan fundraiser, interviewed in her 5th Ave apt overlooking Metropolitan Museum of Art:

Mosbacher says she goes way back with Trump, having attended his 40th birthday celebration three decades ago. She remembers eating hot dogs that day — fondly. “OK, I love hot dogs,” she says. “I am from the Midwest.” The fare, she adds, typifies Trump.

“Donald never pretended to be anything other than what he is — confident, no pretensions, just a personality that is bigger than life,” she says. “You are not going to see him at the opening of the opera or Carnegie Hall, or those big society events. That’s not who he is. He doesn’t care whether he’s accepted by those people.”

https://www.ft.com/content/dbe6d0c6-8f92-11e6-a72e-b428cb934b78

a while back there was a piece by Garrison Keillor mocking Trump, trying to insult him by saying real "society" people will never accept him no matter how hard he tries. Keillor, who plays the common Midwest man character on public radio, revealed his own snobbery, failing to understand that Trump is and always has been a guy from Queens who made it to the BIGLYs, more likely to be found in the studio with Howard Stern than a society gala at Lincoln Center.

cc /u/Yogi-xo

[–]SpiderJerusalemOK 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Truth

[–]BlackPaintist 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Exactly. He experienced hate. He got a tower in mid-Manhattan, became a real estate mogul, and a billionaire, only to find that an entirely different level of elite existed. That's when he became political.

I think Trump came face to face with the machine, look at the speeches he gives now. Half the reason I voted Trump was because here's a man who decides to fight back.

[–]30plus1USA 41ポイント42ポイント  (5子コメント)

Yup. He's considered a traitor to his class, which is obvious to anyone paying attention.

I get showered in downvotes in the default subreddits when I point this out and add that Trump is the real revolution. Socialists hate it.

[–]pbrobryson[S] 28ポイント29ポイント  (3子コメント)

LOL anyone who self-identifies as a socialist isn't living in reality anyway. They had their revolution and it was one of the worst evils in human history. A direct assault on the human spirit.

[–]MeatyfrogVA 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

Woah man, that was Socialism Esque, Not true Socialism.

http://i.imgur.com/uBkueho.gif

[–]pbrobryson[S] 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

LOL, nice

[–]stophboy7IL 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeahhhhh.....but the problem is there is no way to enforce 'true socialism' without an oligarchy at the top......and as soon as you convince everyone to accept 'true socialism' so there's no need for enforcement, guess what happens? Evil dudes start enforcing all the non-violent socialists to give them their stuff.

[–]BlankPages 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

It is completely true. That is his greatest crime to them. It is unforgivable.

[–]AidsFrodoSWE 32ポイント33ポイント  (0子コメント)

He wrote in the Art of the Deal that he never really liked going to parties and events like this. He didn't feel all that comfortable with people dressing up and mingling like this. He'd rather go there, show his face, say hi to a few people and then go back to work.

I think he still sees himself as a hardworking American, which he is, and not this aristocratic elite who thinks they are above everyone else like a disgrace.

He is now ditching this bullshit for the average American to have someone represent them for once in a life time.

[–]pbrobryson[S] 48ポイント49ポイント  (4子コメント)

Thank you! To think, all Clinton supporters wanted to clothe me in was white male privilege.

[–]jay_b00gieUSA 26ポイント27ポイント  (3子コメント)

did you just assume your gender?

[–]LizardPeopleForHerFL 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, SHITLORD

[–]hotshotjoshUSMC 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Have you checked your gender lately?

[–]Rommel79TX 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You know, this isn't on topic; but it's sad to me that this story isn't going to resonate with my children. "It's coming from inside the house!" was so freaking creepy to me when I was younger. I guess now you could go with "ITS IP IS COMING FROM YOUR ROUTER!" but that's just not the same.

[–]BakedBlunts 49ポイント50ポイント  (3子コメント)

Nice welcome aboard. I was right there with you, I wasnt even going to vote, but now its either sink or swim. This broad is CRAZY!

[–]Bump-4-Trump 20ポイント21ポイント  (3子コメント)

Glad to have you:). Extra credit, look up cultural marxism. This is what youre friends are indoctrined with. Will help you a lot. Also Ben Shapiro. Hes a cuck, but breaks down that mentality to pieces. Watch one of his lecture;)

[–]pbrobryson[S] 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ben Shapiro is awesome. Love watching him taking on BLM supporters the most. Fearless / zero fucks given.

[–]survey_girlFL 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

learn more about how our lives have been influenced by Marxism

there is also a full video of this interview you should check out.

[–]agentcallistoUT 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I suggest adding Stefan Molyneux to your redpill list as well. He's a based Canadian philosophy merchant, and he Gets Trump and this election in a way a lot of libertarians are missing. He's fearless and speaks truth to power on a daily basis!

[–]6-PackorWineMD 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

Scott Adams has recommended a list of books on persuasion in his blog.

[–]pbrobryson[S] 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

Planning on reading every single one! Trying to find a Dale Carnegie course to go to as well.

[–]good_guy_submitterRI 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

CHARISMA ON COMMAND is a pretty based YouTube channel as well.

[–]acaoacaoIL 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

This

" to be called a racist by two of my closest black friends who know for a fact that I am not - just for defending his less aggressive foreign policy. "

It is not popular and not safe to be Trump supporter. I know there are many closet Trump supporters out there just waiting to vote

[–]ergert5TX 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is a shame to be labeled such because our views differ from theirs. People shouldnt have to stay in any closet for their choice of candidate. I for one cannot and will not forget these people doing this. They are falling directly into the hands of the corrupt elite who want to keep us divided.They should all be shamed. Not just shamed, but Game of Thrones shamed. MAGA!!!

[–]tinman2000 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Make history Nov 8th !

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[–]indothermGA 31ポイント32ポイント  (6子コメント)

I was literally called a nazi for supporting Trump. All because I was stating facts. Not like, hard to verify facts, but facts in articles this person had linked.

[–]atsinged 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

Damn those facts and statistics.

"The further a society drifts from truth, the more it will hate those who speak it".

-George Orwell

This election has been great for clearing out my Facebook feed and learning the full vocabulary of my "gentle, pacifistic" friends on the left LOL.

[–]indothermGA 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Love the Orwell quote

[–]atsinged 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sadly, I'm beginning to think he wasn't a writer, but a prophet.

[–]NiekischAUS 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

I wrote a comment on a Guardian article once, which was basically just a pretty mild remark about how Clinton was guilty of the biggest violation of the Federal Records Act in US history, and that anyone else who had committed that crime would be in jail, not running for the highest office in the planet.

A person replied to me with: "Take your disgusting misogyny out of here."

[–]joonix 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You didn't know FOIA acts are sexist?

[–]ZionHalcyon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Frankly, given the reach of Correct the Record, I would be very curious to see how many of those types of comments just "go away" should they be taken down. Remember the 48 hours of near normalcy following Hill's collapse post 9/11?

[–]highideasNM 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wide open arms. All 100 of my centipede arms!

[–]CactusblahUSA 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Policy differences aside, we as Americans must unite under Trump to take back our country from the powerful self-serving elite. Welcome aboard.

[–]GroundstainCA 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't lose your friends. I found the best way to save someone who calls you racist is to show them how misrepresenting the word takes the power from it. The true meaning of racist requires that you believe that your race "color" is better than someone else's. The fact is that Trumps policy affects all colors, America first is nationalism . Therefore not racist. Maybe you can set them straight and save some souls from a Hillorwellian nightmare.

Ooo, I like that. #HIllorwellian

[–]garrett53POL 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

You should start your post with: Pardon me

[–]Shanti_Ananda 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Welcome home patriot! Grab a coat!

[–]trumppleUSA 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

-We agree with his policies: www.DonaldJTrump.com/policies

-AIPAC 2016 speech

-Foreign policy speech

-Energy speech

-NRA speech

-Terrorism and immigration speech

-Hillary Clinton attack speech

-Economic independence speech

-Plan for Veterans speech

-Economic Plan speech

-Radical Islamic Terror speech

-Illegal immigration speech

-See cheat sheet in the sidebar

-Untruth about Donald Trump 1

-More untruth about Donald Trump

-Regarding Trump U: www.98percentapproval.com and this video about the judge

-Lifetime of business experience building and running an international organization. Trump Org. makes 9.5 billion in revenue/year and employs 22,000

-Trump once held the Guinness record for biggest financial turnaround and came back very strong when his company was going through bad times.

-Trump very successful in school

-Extremely good at strategy. One example

-Running the cheapest and most effective campaign in history and it's his first time doing this.

-Deal maker

-In his book "A Crippled America" he basically outlines his whole plan.

-One example of Trump the businessman vs Trump the Entertainer

-GOP Gala speech where Trump talks about some of his projects (very interesting)

-Trump UN renovation speech

-Trump over the years considering to run for President

-Trump vs protestors (STUMPED)

-When Trump fought the racists

-Trump helped Jennifer Hudson when her family was murdered

-93 pages of Trump's charitable donations over a period of 5 years

-Trump near ground zero on 9/11

-Video proof Trump was against Iraq war before it started

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_CRUZ_FACEUK 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

You definitely get a coat. Welcome to the basket!

[–]taosbobUSA 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good to hear this, enjoyed your post. I have the same voting pattern as you. For me especially I have grown weary of America's decline at home and truly mediocre diplomats abroad, a number of whom I have met socially over the past decade or so. We really need to shape up on all fronts or we're going to get our collective asses kicked by increasingly better educated and more nimble foreign competitors. Trump may be our last hope. MAGA!

[–]Basedobserver 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Best coming out ever well done Pede

[–]Barshki 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just wait for inaugural address, state of the Union, etc.

[–]HillarysHotSauceNY 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Welcome, my fellow deplorable! Please take a coat! :D

Trump has worked with blue collar workers and unions his entire life. He is a man of the people. Last night he got the media to film him telling them and the elite to go fuck themselves. It was beautiful. He told the socialites that he didn't care about being invited to their homes and meeting their children, he was done with their fake friendships and done with the charade of social niceties.

PS I don't like the word 'cuck' either, but it's used quite a bit around here.

[–]BlankPages 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Welcome to the basket. Trump is the savior of Western Civilization. He is a destructive force against the old, corrupt order, and they are right to be scared. Their day of reckoning is at hand.

[–]DuvalpedeFL 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Welcome aboard!

Grab a coat!

[–]ImWithHerpesAUS 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

On being a 'cuck':

The only thing to do to stop being a cuck is to develop a backbone. Stand up for yourself and what you believe in. Work hard. Become strong. Become powerful. Become clever.

The world wants you to be a stupid consumer. You have one life, don't give it to people who would use you for nothing.

As you've been redpilled recently, the reason cuck is such an effective insult, is that it is meant to make people think of gross porn. Cucks literally are so weak they need to watch another man fuck their wife. They LET this happen.

This disgust you feel is how you should feel about yourself when you act like a cuck. Don't be a cuck.

[–]pbrobrysonAK[S] 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

This makes sense. Thanks!

[–]ChazzenNV 4ポイント5ポイント  (7子コメント)

WELCOME ABOARD FELLOW PATRIOT! HAVE A COAT! BUT, BE ADVISED, THERE ARE NO FUCKING BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN! #MAGA #DRAINTHESWAMP

[–]pbrobrysonAK[S] 3ポイント4ポイント  (6子コメント)

NO BRAKES

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[–]ChazzenNV 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

Also, unrelated, but what state are you in (you can also pick a flair on the right)? If you don't want to give that out, is it a swing-state? Just interested in seeing in general where most of the new centipedes are coming from. ;)

[–]pbrobryson[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

Alaska

[–]ChazzenNV 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Oh shit, that's cool. ;)

Heard that for some reason that Alaska is 'close' this year, so your vote will definitely help quite a bit! There is a special Alaska flair under the subscribe button on the right if you want it. You won't be able to see it if you are on the mobile app, however.

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[–]acaoacaoIL 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Give him a coat!

[–]thebabyseagullUK 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Has anybody offered you a coat yet?

[–]mja09006 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Welcome aboard new Centipede!! Grab a coat!!

[–]Top_Secret_NameTX 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Welcome aboard! We're winning this for America!

[–]FragCakesUSA 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

As a life time conservative. what's up buddy. Lets MAGA! Oh and here's your coat.

[–]_George_Costanza_USA 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

'one of us'

[–]Freeman1984 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Trump is as close as we going to get to Bruce Wayne in real life. Who wouldn't vote for president Batman?

[–]YendysWVWV 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I am proud to have given you your 1776th uptrump!

[–]Sarcadium 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

How in the world can foreign policy be considered racist???

[–]MotalityCAN 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

How does it take people this long to see the light? I just don't get it.

[–]TyrannosaurusKEK 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Cuck is a pretty gross term, just ask u/spez.

[–]NiekischAUS 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

He doesn't think it's gross. I think he actually has it listed under the 'Personal Qualities' section on his resume.

[–]parkoworkMA 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

This man needs a COAT! STAT!

[–]ImpetusinWA 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did you create a throwaway account specifically for this?

[–]fclampazzo 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't think the elite feel bad about their wealth and power. If it were such a source of shame, they'd give it up.

I've never been in any position of power that mattered, but I like to think that if I had control over people that I would at least look out for them on some level -- even if I didn't like them. I feel like our elites don't set good examples for us, don't "brainwash" us into being respectable citizens, and often times feed us poison both mentally and physically (e.g., lead in the water.)

[–]sleestakslayerARMY 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

BAM!

Awesome essay, OP!

If you haven't done so already, go listen to some of Stefan Molyneux's commentary on YouTube. He lays out some well-reasoned arguments for preserving Western thought, and explains very well how a Trump presidency is best chance we have to addressing the problem of America's poor since The Great Society. Discovering Stefan's work is the greatest gift I have received from following this campaign. A close second is seeing the emergence of independent journalism. So much going on.

[–]Glader_OGS 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Soldiers! don’t give yourselves to brutes - men who despise you - enslave you - who regiment your lives - tell you what to do - what to think and what to feel!"

The red pill isn't cherry flavored but at least you're out of the Matrix now.

I too, lifetime Democrat, am now on the side of the RNC. What is even going on.

Sometimes you have to lay down pride and ego and select the candidate who isn't bought by 150 million in Super PACs and special interests.

America shouldn't be destined to become a multinational amalgamation of TPP/NATO/NAFTAs!

This is the United States of America. Not the United States of the World and it shouldn't be for sale.

Trump 2016.

[–]ergert5TX 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just beautiful.

[–]Sarcadium 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Welcone!

[–]mnoiseUSA 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I realized these were his people and he was abandoning them for regular everyday Americans."

This. This so much. It blows my mind that so many people don't see what he's sacrificed for us.

[–]Gunhoblade 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Solid writting i was tearing up at this to hes hilarious.

[–]FreedomsreigningWA 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trump showed up in his coat and said: "What! You think this is a game!!!"

[–]Addisaurus_RexNH 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is very well written. I love your Morpheus/redpill/chessboard analogy.

[–]BaronVonNrx 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trump is a betrayer to his own class. I have heard this before that Trump is a blue collar man himself rather than an elite.

A blue collar billionaire is what his son calls him.

[–]TrainmastaTX 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

YOUR GONNA GET SO MUCH PUSSY YOULL SAY DONALD..PLEASE DONALD...I CANT TAKE ALL OF THIS PUSSY ANYMORE. AND YOU KNOW WHAT DONALD IS GOING TO SAY? TOO BAD! HAVE SOME MORE PUSSY YOU DEPLORABLE BASTARD!

[–]wicked__gnarUT 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I was accused of being a rape defender for telling my male colleagues that the Trump tapes DID NOT reveal sexual assault.

I'm female.

[–]Colorado-LivingCO 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have to say that was some very impressive penmanship. Great job.

Doesn't it feel good to be free of the control and manipulation and see the Truth?

Welcome to the New World.

[–]coralsnake 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can we get a transcript of Trump's comments at the Al Smith dinner?

My local newspaper has a snitty article from the New York Times that is heavy on the adjectives and adverbs, but very, very light on the quotes. I think they are trying to make it hard for anybody to find out what he was referring to.

[–]Mr-Toy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ha! I laughed so hard reading this headline. I thought you were Bing funny!!!

[–]wryprotagonistCAN[🍰] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Uncuck your mind, Neo.

[–]Trumpthulhu-FhtagnFL 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Here it is: https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/58nkve/trump_says_the_cword/

Was this the moment you fell off the fence?

[–]drumrocker2OH 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Meanwhile /r/redacted is like, "waaah drumpf not funny, he mocked Dear Leader, waaah"

[–]thegamezbeplayed 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We were listening at work in a room of people who say they hate hilary 4 people all together. The look at hillary pretending not to hate catholics joke had a superior ask to have it shutoff. I was quite annoyed since they literally shut it off as the truth bombs were going off

[–]RiggedlypuffMAGA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

GRAB A COAT

[–]bonniedundeeNY 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Glad Catholics got to hear some prophetic truth last night. Too bad not one word of that truth was uttered by the man in the cassock.

[–]rumpledstiltskins 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks for taking the time to write up your story. You can thank yourself for having the nuts to look at things a different way and challenge your views. Welcome aboard.