So, I have a problem.

Things have been going well for me and my bf the past few months. I've managed to secure his commitment and his resources without him noticing. All I have to do is nag a little bit and he just says "Yes dear" and goes and does the thing I'm nagging about.

I quit my job because why not?

I have him listen to a recap of all the vapid, uninteresting things I talk about with my feeeemale friends each night and he just nods dutifully.

It's all great right?

So, last night I noticed something was wrong. When he came in, and I was getting ready for his nightly nagging, he wouldn't have it. He said he was 'tired' and he wasn't up for my shit tonight. When I kept on, he said I could 'hamster' all I like, he's not listening to my nagging.

So, that's weird.

Then when I started to recap to him my vapid conversations I had with my feeemale friends that day, he just looked at me, appeared to zone out, then formed this subtle smirk that I can only describe as a look of amused mastery (Does that make sense to anyone here).

It gets worse.

When we went to bed, he refused my strap-on, saying he's not going to be the 'fuckee' anymore, because the man is the 'fucker'. Women are the 'fuckees'.

I said 'whatever' and asked him what his problem was because he's been acting really strange. He just looked at me and said: "I'm perfectly fine". then he turned out the light and went to sleep.

At that moment I swear I could almost see a picture frame with the word ALPHA in gold at the top, well, framing his head as he said it.

So, he skipped out on all the house chores I had lined up for him. No foot massage, no anything.

And on top of that? He didn't even give me his paycheck from his 118-hour-a-week job where he mines coal with his bare hands, so I can't restock my bon-bon supply.

Also, when just before he left this morning for work, he said something to me that sounded like a compliment, but with a backhand at the end. It made me feel like I have no self-worth. I don't even remember it it was so subtle. But it's like he subliminally related to me that I'm a shitty person.

So now I'm stuck here writing this awhile he's at work, wondering what happened. It's almost like he can read my mind or something and I just don't have the mental capacity to understand what's going on. He's effortlessly taken control of his life, and mine, and I'm stuck here totally lost.

Not only can I not get his resources and commitment now, but I don't think he's vulnerable to either sperm-jacking or divorce-rape anymore.

Does any of this sound familiar?

Advice? I don't know what to do next.