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Hi /r/ALLThis kid is completely off the rails!!! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]ruleofeight 3137ポイント3138ポイント  (64子コメント)

Somebody get this kid to rehab.

[–]Johnny_Horsecock 1066ポイント1067ポイント  (35子コメント)

*lad

FTFY

[–]RekdAnalCavity 1669ポイント1670ポイント  (32子コメント)

Somebody get this kid to relad

[–]Johnny_Horsecock 684ポイント685ポイント  (21子コメント)

You cheeky bugger. Ought to lock you up too, you're mental!

[–]PlasmaBurst 228ポイント229ポイント  (18子コメント)

*lad

FTFY

[–]LordPadre 414ポイント415ポイント  (9子コメント)

I can't believe you've done this

[–]wbgraphic 52ポイント53ポイント  (6子コメント)

Cheeky ladder

[–]noocar 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

You cheeky bugger. Ought to lock you up too, you're mentlad!

[–]A---Scott 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/uwotm8

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    [–]flemhead3 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Relad: the Reladdening.

    [–]mannequinbeater 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Ah the good ole Reddit switcha- you know what, nevermind.

    [–]sabretoooth 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Hold my M&Ms, I'm goin... ah, fuck you. Almost got me there

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      [–]Naggers123 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

      You were a kid. Now rise a lad.

      [–]splintermann 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      wew

      [–]broeckelbronko 102ポイント103ポイント  (0子コメント)

      http://imgur.com/L8hC8Ar

      [–]LawsCoolStudent 80ポイント81ポイント  (3子コメント)

      This is one of those posts he'll read years from now and instantly consider suicide.

      [–]S103793Texting to mob up 28ポイント29ポイント  (17子コメント)

      This comment is ten days old and I'm still replying to it lol #ImaMadLad

      [–]ruleofeight 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

      You need rehab too you absolute nutter!!

      [–]stoned_bacon 5ポイント6ポイント  (12子コメント)

      Your comment is 4 weeks old and I'm still replying to it!

      ImaMadLad

      [–]catsNpokemon 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

      This comment is eighty six days old and I'm still replying to it lol #ImaMadLad

      [–]grumpywarner 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

      He said no, no, no.

      [–]SpartanPride52 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Or at least a toothbrush

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        [–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 2155ポイント2156ポイント  (24子コメント)

        When you mistake diabetes for a hangover.

        [–]just_add_porn 1405ポイント1406ポイント  (12子コメント)

        This hangover is terrible! I've gone blind and my feet are turning black and falling off

        [–]TheSJWing 204ポイント205ポイント  (2子コメント)

        Fuken mad mate!

        [–]Phallic 35ポイント36ポイント  (5子コメント)

        Every time I go drinking.

        Seriously.

        [–]just_add_porn 48ポイント49ポイント  (3子コメント)

        Damn, how many feet have you lost?

        [–]EffLogan 76ポイント77ポイント  (2子コメント)

        He's actually been drinking only twice, both times with diabetes

        [–]olderkj 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

        And he's not been drinking alcohol. It's Mountain Dew.

        [–]yhack 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

        So 4 feet?

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          [–]willi_werkel 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

          But how can you see your feet turning black when you are blind?

          [–]LordPadre 34ポイント35ポイント  (0子コメント)

          You can tell they're black by the way everything else is! Isn't that neat?

          [–]Phil_Mike-Huntin 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          How would you know your feet are black if you are blind?

          [–]GeekCat 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

          It's just a tummy ache.

          [–]exzeroex 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

          When you mistake diabetes diarrhea for a hangover.

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            [–]glassescontacts 486ポイント487ポイント  (24子コメント)

            I am a full grown adult and 5 cans of soda and a half bag of m&m's would give me a hangover for sure.

            [–]APPG19 214ポイント215ポイント  (14子コメント)

            Pretty sure this would be a worse hangover than some alcohol induced ones

            [–]Burt__Macklin__FBI 55ポイント56ポイント  (13子コメント)

            It's 8:30pm and I'm still suffering through a debilitating alcohol hangover headache from last night. I'm 25.

            Shit is brutal.

            [–][deleted] 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

            I pounded a Micky of whiskey on Wednesday in a short span of time. I don't remember much after that, but it was rough the next day. Felt sick the day after as well. Fuck drinking. 24 y/o.

            The headache I got from dehydrating myself with pop and chips while younger was more painful, but the body sickness wasn't as bad or as long.

            [–]killer8424 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

            25 is when they start to get bad. Just wait until you're 30 though.

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              [–]DaveyCrochet 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

              I would be the Mayor of Migraine City

              [–]slutty-spice 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

              Food/sugar hangovers are the worst.

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                [–]NiceLasers 690ポイント691ポイント  (37子コメント)

                This looks like a slightly younger Michael Jones

                [–]Meatman99 233ポイント234ポイント  (9子コメント)

                Or Roy from the IT crowd

                [–]ScaleyScrapMeat 68ポイント69ポイント  (4子コメント)

                Binging on all that Cuke! It's heaven in a can!

                [–]urdsrevenge 20ポイント21ポイント  (3子コメント)

                The truth is Do you mind if I say something first? ErOK. I've never been very good with words, so I wrote it down and it turned into a poem. I'm sorry Are you going to read a poem now? Is that what's actually going to happen? Yeah, is that all right? Wouldn't you prefer to text it to me? It's a bit long for that. Okey dokey. "Oh, gentle Irish eyes" Oh! "tussled brown hair, "smile as big as my favourite teddy bear. " That's a bit corny, I might take it out or I might leave it in. "Without you, I am just a husk. " I, er A husk? Yeah. Uh-huh! "Without you, I am just a husk, a dead thing, "my new best friend is a razor, a rope, a noose to swingin. " Oh! "Without you, the sweet release of death "would be all that could give me hope! "When I see your face on my computer, "I don't just see you. "I see our future.

                [–]imsometueventhisUN 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

                Attempting to Google that got me either results from X-Men: First Class, or back to this thread.

                [–]wpm 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

                I'm disabled!

                [–]CannedWolfMeatDavid Banteron 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

                I'm not a window cleaner!

                [–]EffTwelveDoing very dangerous behaviour 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

                [–]ThatIckyGuy 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

                It's just chocolate! See?

                [–]Vizard_Rob 42ポイント43ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Not enough burning anger in his eyes though.

                [–]Champigne 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                I was thinking a prepubescent Andy Samberg.

                [–]kieran81 43ポイント44ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Then that party must've been a real...

                ..."rager"

                [–]shutnic 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

                Imo he looks like C9 Meteos

                [–]D3ADRA_UDD3R5 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                I was about to say, he looks like a mix of Michael and Meteos.

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                  [–]Milo4PressSecretary 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

                  considering what he got into sunday this guy might be on the right track

                  [–]vintsneedsmints 11ポイント12ポイント  (10子コメント)

                  Who?

                  [–]SAGNUTZ 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

                  WAY younger.

                  [–]BoseSounddock 30ポイント31ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  Michael looks 15 as it is. So I wouldn't say WAY younger

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                    [–]tedcruzcontrol 297ポイント298ポイント  (4子コメント)

                    Holy smokes lad this boys absolutely taunting his cardiovascular system what a lad

                    [–]Rance_Geodes 233ポイント234ポイント  (14子コメント)

                    Never mix your soda and m and ms unless you wanna feel like death in the morning. It's soda and cocaine or m and ms and cocaine but never mix.

                    [–]CHEWS_OWN_FORESKIN 54ポイント55ポイント  (9子コメント)

                    Feel like death? He feels hung. I'm gonna drink a six pack of soda and eat a Costco bag of M&Ms...my dick is gonna be as thick as the soda can and as long as my dog

                    [–]Andodx 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    i feel hung every day, got to watch what size of pants i buy...

                    [–]Joe_HoleUp past my bedtime 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

                    Don't chew your foreskin off

                    [–]CHEWS_OWN_FORESKIN 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    Too late. Now it's like calamari gum

                    [–]Joe_HoleUp past my bedtime 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    That's goddamn terrible

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                      [–]yamugushi 21ポイント22ポイント  (2子コメント)

                      What about cocaine and cocaine?

                      [–]Rance_Geodes 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

                      Let's hang out

                      [–]fzw 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      We're gonna need more uppers

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                        [–]unomie148 423ポイント424ポイント  (27子コメント)

                        Munchie hangovers are real man - wake up feeling like you have to give birth to a beautiful chocolate baby

                        [–]k_nasty 312ポイント313ポイント  (6子コメント)

                        sounds like my ex girlfriend.....

                        [–]bjornkeizers 39ポイント40ポイント  (10子コメント)

                        Yeah, as a 33 year old, I learned that just because I can eat a party size bag of M&M's... Certainly doesn't mean that I should.

                        [–]DagdaEIR 17ポイント18ポイント  (5子コメント)

                        I learn this lesson every time I buy a party bag size of chocolate. It never sticks.

                        [–]Cant-Find-Username 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        It university I learnt that just because a box of Oreos fills you up enough to not have to make dinner, doesn't mean you should ever eat a box of Oreos.

                        [–]YouAndMeToo 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

                        Yes but have you tried eating a party sized bag

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                          [–]Definetelynottom 95ポイント96ポイント  (2子コメント)

                          He needs to get back to running Facebook

                          [–]Hitlerdinger 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          or not really either way is fine

                          [–]kirigherkins 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          those fire goose photos aren't going to hide themselves

                          [–]T1mothy 16ポイント17ポイント  (6子コメント)

                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeeuZMW3P1A

                          [–]Amiracle56 55ポイント56ポイント  (5子コメント)

                          I thought it was a joke

                          [–]TwinkleTheChook 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          Isn't that most of the stuff in this subreddit?

                          [–]Amiracle56 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I'm willing to bet that most posts in this subreddit are serious.

                          [–]ashmawaq 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

                          It's absolutely a joke.

                          [–]benden010 27ポイント28ポイント  (12子コメント)

                          I once had a hangover too from a 2 liter of Mountain Dew mixed with a giant pixie stick. Would still redo.

                          [–]zuperpretty 40ポイント41ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          Dat feel when you fuck up the mix ratio between Mountain Dew and Doritos, and wake up the next morning wondering what happened

                          [–]gigabyte898 1ポイント2ポイント  (8子コメント)

                          You're not supposed to snort the pixie stick sugar

                          [–]Igoogledyourass 10ポイント11ポイント  (7子コメント)

                          Kids did that when I was in elementary. Not the smart ones though.

                          [–]gigabyte898 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

                          The kids at my middle school used to crush up smarties and snort that.

                          [–]RikaMX 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          When I was a freshman in highschool a friend of mine crushed an aspirin and inhaled it.

                          He did it so cool but his nose started bleeding immediately and you could see fear on his eyes all day long... good times.

                          [–]neilarmsloth 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

                          We told my friend Kyle we'd give him 15$ to snort a line of crushed peppercorns at lunch. He did it and we didn't give him the money. He was crying for hours

                          [–]Sleevepup 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          what the ever loving fuck did kyle do to you for you to do him like that

                          [–]neilarmsloth 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Kyles dumb af but we love him

                          [–]Dominub 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          That's the kind of stuff that would get you socked in the mouth.

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                            [–]FuckTimur 23ポイント24ポイント  (1子コメント)

                            What were you doing 41 weeks into his posts, op?

                            [–]R_risky 33ポイント34ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Maybe OP is the Madman

                            [–]gigabyte898 19ポイント20ポイント  (7子コメント)

                            I feel like all redhead guys go through the phase of slightly curly hair and rectangle glasses at some point as a teen. Can any other ginger dudes confirm this?

                            Source: Am a redhead who once looked like that but now has a better sense of fashion

                            Edit: My small sample size of 4 people seems to be skewed. Also, other gingers, wear your damn sunscreen! We're more susceptible to skin cancer, I just graduated high school and I've already had to have an atypical section of skin on my arm surgically removed. I have an awesome scar now and no melanoma

                            [–]ToyStory3_WasOkay 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            ginger here. never have had curly hair. didn't get rectangular glasses until I was 21.

                            [–]peterpeterllini 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            My cousin definitely did

                            [–]Jocinto 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            No glasses but curly hair :-(

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                              [–]pajicadvance23 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              damn what an absolute ledge this lad is

                              [–]MoastlyMoaste 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Sugar overdoses are no joke.

                              [–]Lord_Ahrim1536 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              The level of insanity is unreal!

                              [–]CloaknPoke 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              That's how you get ants

                              [–]i_hate_fanboys 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              DOVYDAS?

                              [–]rainyfort1 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                              /r/me_irl

                              [–]embraceUndefined 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              I've heard crossfit people talk about carbs like this also

                              [–]Chicago28Titles 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                              Is this a British sub?

                              [–]SmileyFace-_-Bantom of the Opera 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              No, but we do base a lot of the content and themes around UK culture.

                              [–]gutter_rat_serenade 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              /r/growingupmormon

                              [–]TossingToddlerz 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Positively mental!

                              [–]MoralisticCommunist 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              This sub is great!

                              [–]RedditTooAddictive 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              14 likes.. wtf

                              [–]earlywarningsigns 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              you would feel like absolute shit after this, too.

                              [–]AFatBlackMan 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Damn, in 4 hours this is already the top post of all time

                              [–]kerdon 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              I mean, that would make me feel sick, just in a different way.

                              [–]MESSAGE_ME_UR_B00BS 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              ABSOLUTE MADMAN!

                              [–]ShawtySayWhaaat 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              He looks like Michael from Achievement Hunter.

                              [–]A_Kind_Shark 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              ...Michael?

                              [–]redtoasti 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                              I'm gonna go ahead and say he's not serious.

                              [–]TheRealSamBell 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              yeah for sure. nobody is that fucking wild

                              [–]Strindberg 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              I feel hungover just looking at him.

                              [–]Upvotes2805 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                              Oh my god I know this kid he goes to my school

                              [–]TheMeticulousOne 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              I want to believe this kid is being satirical.

                              [–]u_gr3y 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Mark Sugarberg

                              [–]I_am_Nic 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

                              People seem to be not aware what sugar can do to your body.

                              If you watch the movie "That SUGAR film" you will see that you can definetly feel hung over from consuming too much too fast.

                              [–]Sm0kecaptain 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              He looks like a young Andy Samburg

                              [–]arboreousbears 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              The face of a true madman.

                              [–][deleted] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              This sub is ridiculous, but I like it :)

                              [–]queuedUp 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Hi, my name is Tyler and I enjoy consuming sugar in high volumes

                              [–]Evilsj 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              I'm a grown man that drinks 3 or 4 six packs of craft beer a week, and to be fair that would probably make me feel like shit too.

                              [–]igor9212 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                              Looks like a young mark suckerberg.

                              [–]4774 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Hahaha when the image loaded for me it paused with "I feel so hung"

                              [–]Dirty_Jersey88 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Can I just kinda break character for a minute to say that honestly, this is the most adorable hangover I've ever heard of. Like, this is what I would picture a lil' 5 year-old saying the morning after hearing that word for the first time on TV the night before.

                              [–]ProggleRock 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Of COURSE there's an RC helicopter in the background.

                              [–]leemachine85 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Lol that was me in HS...well we discovered weed around sophomore year but weed and too much soda were my weekends :)

                              [–]P1aybass 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Damn m8 if only I had this kids sick lifestyle when I was his age.

                              [–]bbgbb 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              It's time to plan his intervention.

                              [–]PunkSpike 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              W O W

                              O

                              W

                              He must have been absolutely mashed!! 👌👌👌

                              [–]MunkeeMann 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              HOW MANY CANS OF SODA???

                              [–]Baldulf 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Getting drunk on sugar

                              Tugh life

                              [–]E-Boss 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              This lad kinda looks like josh groban

                              [–][deleted] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              As someone who is hungover from a long night of partying. Why the fuck am I awake?

                              [–]_rooooar 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              He must've gotten chocolate wasted.

                              [–]SimonLaFox 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              I just want this in /r/meirl

                              [–]SlappyFrog5 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Soooooo is his intervention invite only or can we all show up?

                              [–]Fixner_Blount 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              This lad makes GNR look like a bunch of poofs.

                              [–]dirkalict 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              He got “chocolate wasted”.

                              [–]kelustu 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Meteos?

                              [–][deleted] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Do you know how long 41 weeks are? Somebody was bored.

                              [–]Thornton3 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              We were all 19 once

                              [–]illfej 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              That has to be worse for you than getting drunk. I've been drunk for 3 days strait and I feel fine.

                              [–]gadorp 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              OG Mormon.

                              [–]the_disco_pimp 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              this can happen ya know

                              [–]the_internet_clown 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              he better be careful, before he knows it he will be doing mini sips

                              [–]steggun_cinargo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Next thing you know he'll be laying down on the kitchen floor

                              [–]the_hibachi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              tbf I actually have puked the next morning from have a shit ton of cola and brownies the night before

                              [–]TheRealSamBell 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              what a great subreddit this is. Shame I only just discovered it

                              [–]_Lasting_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              That kid got lit!

                              [–]JeremyArroyo 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

                              41 weeks old? why are you stalking this kid

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