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[–]MrBaconPieAUS 72ポイント73ポイント  (14子コメント)

Trumps got a bigger dick than Hillary!

[–]south_florida_guyFL 34ポイント35ポイント  (5子コメント)

It's YUGE. That I can tell you.

[–]BasedCollegeGuyMAGA 24ポイント25ポイント  (1子コメント)

Trust me, folks. There's no problem there. ;)

[–]south_florida_guyFL 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jeez oh man! This is just nuts!

[–]ShkyboyzUSA 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not sure about Michelle Obama though...

[–]MrJanglesLovesBooty1IL 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

HILLARY HAS A MICROPENIS

[–]AwilenFRA 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

No wonder Bill went to see greener fields~

[–]yeayeaokNC 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

No homo or anything, but if you're gonna go that way then might as well go for the best. can you imagine having to live with that woman?

[–]AwilenFRA 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

No homo or anything

This may be the unpopular opinion, but I think love knows no bound, and I put love of the "who" above love of the "what", whichever the genders. As "unnatural" some people make it out to be. All that matters is people's happiness. (That's my opinion.)

if you're gonna go that way then might as well go for the best. can you imagine having to live with that woman?

Political/economical marriages are more fragile in our day and age. That's what this tells me.

[–]yeayeaokNC -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I agree with you. Sorry if what I said was offensive. Didn't mean it with a shred of hate.

[–]flyalpha56USA 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hahaha Just spit my coffee out

[–]Turtlesquasher 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

How come this logic doesn't work for me and my lifted truck :(

[–]AcidPhazzze 33ポイント34ポイント  (17子コメント)

I wonder if Trump would have them retrofit his plane and repaint it to be Air Force One and just park the current Air Force One for the next four years. Maybe upgrade it or something.

[–]ButtonPusherMD 32ポイント33ポイント  (3子コメント)

Fun fact, any USAF plane that the POTUS is on is Air Force One. It's just a call sign. Marines is Marine One. Navy is Navy One. Coast Guard is Coast Guard One. Army is Army One. Civilian would be Executive One.

[–]internet_man_415NY 24ポイント25ポイント  (2子コメント)

Damn. Imagine if he keeps his plane.

"And there goes President Trump, entering the Executive One".

[–]DoNotStumpAUS 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

Are we taking about Melania? 😜

[–]iltdiTXMI 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

We have the best Aussie shitposters

[–]wewd 12ポイント13ポイント  (3子コメント)

The Air Force just ordered 2 shiny new 747-8s which the next President will be flying in 2019 or so.

Edit: 2023, not 2019.

[–]anddicksaysVA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

good god, that is a big ass plane

[–]KitKhat -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

I hope they paint it like a giant American flag or something. Can't stand the hideous color scheme they use now.

[–]Homebrew_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Air Force 1 is iconic. There is zero chance they change its color scheme.

[–]14metstom 3ポイント4ポイント  (5子コメント)

I thinking the same thing, how trump could just say hey I will use my own plane let's save some taxpayer money for a change eh?

[–]ButtonPusherMD 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

There are rules for gifts that you can receive while a government employee -- contrary to what Clinton would have you believe. Pretty sure that borrowing a plane from the Trump Organization would be a huge no-no.

[–]14metstom 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Oh I know about the gift thing. But would really be a issue if trump wanted to fund his own plane for use instead of air force one?

[–]Frenchy-LaFleur 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yes actually. AF1 is an anti weapons aircraft. There is a great documentary by NG on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd-yjm6uTYc

So unfortunately I think protocol might force his travels to be in AF1, but knowing Trump he might just retrofit his plane with the new tech. Who knows.

[–]npbreakthrough 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

After 4 years of MAGAn, we will probably produce our first real life Tony stark type,...and trump will be able to deploy from bottom AF1 in an iron suit.....four more years and AF1 will just transform and swat threats with a telephone pole sized light sabre...

[–]TotesNotAStarfish 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm pretty sure he has to hand over control of the entire Trump Organization while President (as to reduce conflict of interest). I'm pretty sure this jet would be part of the "Trump Organization". What this means, is that during Trump's presidency, it essentially won't be his (and that means him using it would be a gift).

[–]geoffrey_leonard 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, beyond all the countermeasures and missileproofing and stuff that'd have to be retrofitted, Trump's plane is a bit small. Air Force One is a retrofitted VC-25 (military 747), whereas Trump's is a 757, a lot smaller and a lot less range.

[–]DrRubotnikMO 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I doubt it. It would be impractical for one I think, but secondly...I think Trump is classy and would want to do the President thing 'by the book'. You know, fly on AFO, live in the White House, not send the Goddamn bust of Winston Churchill back to the UK, etc.

[–]rattraycPA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The two VC-whatevers (747s) are nicer planes than the 757

[–]raceriotsNC 148ポイント149ポイント  (4子コメント)

Did Hillary pop on over to say hi since they happened to be in the same airport?

OF COURSE NOT NOBODY DOES THAT!

[–]indothermGA 47ポイント48ポイント  (1子コメント)

I heard they struck a deal while talking about grandkids. Oh wait, that was Lynch and Bill.

[–]Perky_BellsproutUK 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

They were talking about yoga dummy

[–]Burnt_45OH 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

SEVERELY UNDERRATED COMMENT!!!!

[–]Muharuha 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just to chitchat bout grandchildren and golf for 39 minutes?

[–]DelusionalDeplorableDEU 84ポイント85ポイント  (7子コメント)

The plane just got ten feet longer.

[–]Part-Time_LegendBEL 211ポイント212ポイント  (15子コメント)

IMPRESSIVE LENGTH

Cool airplane, Donald. Want to bring it to the White House? We should inspire more presidential candidates to be truthful and honest. It's what makes America great.

~ Barack Obamboozled

[–]burrowedbanelingCA 74ポイント75ポイント  (9子コメント)

DAHNALD DA LHEAKS, BRING IT NAOW TO WITE HAUASE

[–]JustToDownVot3 23ポイント24ポイント  (7子コメント)

Arnold or Cruz?

[–]DAGRIT5 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

YOAH LEEKS, GIVE DEM TO ME

[–]GodEmperorDonaldMO 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

HANG ON, HANG ON, HANG ON. Can we fact check?

[–]abracadabraMF 89ポイント90ポイント  (3子コメント)

Half her plane is a hospital room.

[–]KingThorAblestar7CAN 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bill has wet t-shirt contests in the other half

[–]immelmann12MAGA 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

the colors on her plane reminds me of the hopsital

[–]JoshyybaxxAUS 34ポイント35ポイント  (2子コメント)

BIGLY

Love his colour scheme, very prestige.

[–]QuetzalcoatlJesusUT 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hillary's looks like it was drawn by some 8 year old

I mean white with sky blue? Especially on an airplane, that's just uncreative

[–]TotesNotAStarfish 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trump in general is very aesthetically inclined. His brand is pretty much associated with every rich person because it just oozes success.

[–]w210kCA 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

Except in the lying and corrupt department.

[–]m3Me_Magic 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hillary's still pissed off at Rapin Willy for not jacking Air Force One like they did to White House furniture. The indignity of a corrupt Lizard person having to fly such a crap airplane, while people who have earned their money fly lavishly due to their hard work.

[–]tellman1257NY 38ポイント39ポイント  (13子コメント)

Look at her plane. That thing is a piece of shit

[–]ParkNeutralCA 14ポイント15ポイント  (7子コメント)

1st Class vs. Econoclass.

[–]tellman1257NY 10ポイント11ポイント  (5子コメント)

Look at what the Democrat Party nominated. It's a piece of shit

[–]MAGAMAN_EXE 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

Didn't her campaign bus chuck her into the side of the road in Georgia?

[–]VikingMode 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Makes sense that the plane Wild Bill rides in would have arm rests that move up.  ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–]aguacateCO 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Since she's so cozy with saudi arabia and qatar you'd think she'd have a nicer plane. I guess that donor money goes towards rigging the election.

[–]UVladBroCA -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

I remember reading how the press that fly with Trump are usually senior press as they have earned the benefit from their bosses because it's such a massive luxury while the press with Hillary are nearly all young bloods trying to earn their place.

[–]tellman1257NY -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

young bloods

It doesn't surprise that actual gang member are the kind of people who want to give her positive coverage. They aspire to her level of heinous criminality.

[–]JDLIIOH 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

STICKIED RIGHT AWAY

MODS=GODS

[–]RevolvloverLA 49ポイント50ポイント  (7子コメント)

Once you see the Hillary logo as a blue streak through twin towers, as a symbolism of a liberal arrow pointing rightward, you just can't unsee it. In my view, it's not just a creepy logo, it's extra creepy to put it on the plane.

[–]AwilenFRA 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

I heard 9/11 was an inside job... tips tinfoil hat

[–]H0ID 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well you heard wrong, I distinctly remember it taking place outside on a brisk September morning.

[–]Maxima777UK 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah, this has been freaking me out since the beginning of the campaign

[–]RevolvloverLA 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

My theory is that the Democrats actually engage in explicit psy-ops, designed to insult their opposition's intellect at a very high level. As I type that, I recognize the conspiratorial tone, but it really doesn't have to be taken that way. It's a just-so story. They do it, intentionally, in secret.

I remember Obama's famous "pre-presidential seal" - and the official logo, a rising blue ring of Big-O over the red-striped plains. (Hint: Islam.)

[–]Maxima777UK 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Totally believe you are 100% right on this.

[–]cytoToxin__ 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

I saw that beauty fly right over my head when I wasn't expecting it. I was just on my way home from work (I live under a flight path). I looked up, and there it was gloriously soaring above me.

[–]Stinky-Inky 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't let Shitlary's plane near the storm sewer system.

[–]specialized17MI 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

The 757 is so majestic!!

[–]bluetincan 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well he needed the extra room for all of BILL CLINTONS RAPE victims.

[–]TRUMP_MAGA_COAL 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

So who gets the plane when Trump becomes president?

[–]NorthJersey908NJ 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

Probably the kids, or he could just donate it as the new Air Force 1 and get it painted and equipped. The existing one is ancient and badly needs retirement

[–]ButtonPusherMD 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

They should repaint it as the MAGA One.

[–]TotesNotAStarfish 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't think it's that simple. I'm pretty sure the necessary fittings for the Air Force One would make it needed to be fitted from the ground up, rather than retrofitted.

[–]DerRobagDEU 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

Undocumented, Unclassified Material:

"I WANT MY OWN PLANE, TOO, SOROS. I WANT IT NOW!" "Hillary, we are running out of budget..." "YOU! ARE A FKING BILLIONAIRE, GET ME A FKING PLANE, TOO SOROS! OR I WILL..." "What??" "OH... arghööalllll. Im getting a seizureeeeee aaaaghhhhahhaaha" "Ok, Hillary, here you go, just bought you one..."

[–]InfinitePossibility8MN 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

In her agony she dropped umlauts while shouting at Soros. A warm feeling washed over him as he was reminded of his days working with the Nazis. He quickly complied.

[–]Spags25 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

At least they both got Boeings and not that French Airboose garbage

[–]HeavenlyMystery 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

That airplane is sick! That's a real presidents plane.

[–]taktak1893 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

No US flag. Obviously Trump hates America!

[–]BellababealaNC 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why isn't my plane 50 feet longer you might ask?!

[–]PoopShopBoysSC 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trump Force One is one sexy ass plane.

[–]TRUMP_MAGA_COAL 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the greatest election. Trump will win. It is destiny. People that might be worried, remember, Trump is one of the top 200 richest people on the planet. He hs many many many uber rich friends. We are witnessing a power struggle amongst billionaires.

[–]rosinthyme 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like a flying tampon

[–]RedSocks157PA 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ladies and gentlemen let me assure you, there is no problem

[–]SmiteSmoteSmug 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Now what's the next step in your master plan?

[–]rob_banks 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trump is America incarnated

[–]GoodScumBagBrian 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

yeah but Trumps plane don't have a hospital ward built into it

[–]UnbowedUncuckedUK 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

All jokes aside that has the makings of a historic photo.

[–]WIKlLEAKS 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love the 80s "T" logo on the tail!

[–]IndigoFB 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Im surprised she felt that we didn't deserve to buy her a larger plane

[–]socialjusticepedant 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That is one YUGE, black..... plane.

[–]AmericasWallSC 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

No problem, believe me.

[–]MuskySlayazIL 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That powder blue jet just screams "pussy". What foreign leader is gonna fear that cream puff?

[–]slobzillaMI 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

ThHe 757 is yuge.

[–]brian4rNC 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Boeing 757 is one of the most majestic airliners out there. Trump was on the money with that pick.

[–]SSJDonald 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trump's plane looks sharp and poised. Crooked's looks like something out a bargain bin.

[–]MrMoustachioUSA 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's already super fucked up that her logo celebrates 9/11, but to put it on a plane? THIS WOMAN IS SO SLIMY.

[–]pepepupil 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Crooked Hillarys plane has the exact same color scheme as an adult diaper!

[–]Wicked_Stone 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Actually, it's the same color scheme as the United Nations. That should tell us something.

[–]indothermGA 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I've heard they're worried the plane won't fly because its so full of shit, so keep an eye out to make sure they don't empty that shit on the runway. Nasty Fuckers.

[–]ohdonchaknowUSA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah, they dumped the shit on the streets of Lawrenceville.

[–]nosurvivorsonplane00 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

So he's had this plane for decades right? Yet people tired to claim he's bankrupt? Surely it takes a lot of money to maintain this plane?

[–]immelmann12MAGA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

plane cost = 100 million

cost per hour to fly the plane = $10,800 (inc fuel)

not sure about maintainence, probably hefty as well

he also has a 7 million dollar helicopter

[–]CasinoKidMN 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did hill force one has to stop and dump their shit off on the runway?

[–]MoonlightsonataXMAGA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who the fck paints their plane with a baby blue color!?

[–]south_florida_guyFL 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

CNN: Sexist racist Trump plane stalks Hillary's plane.

[–]bonniedundee 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's back! Bigger, badder, and better than ever.

[–]samuelkUSA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

CNN: Trump 757 menacingly taxis past Clinton air liner - More toxic behavior from Trump camp

[–]riodosm 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Also not financed by taxpayers' money or Saudis.

[–]kabajingaiJPN 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

757 >>>>> 737

Seriously. Ask the nice fellas on /r/aviation - the 757 is like the Toyota Hilux of planes. It can land anywhere and it any condition.

[–]MrsBlack7766 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck, Trump's looks so BADASS.

[–]theSpringZoneIN 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Hillary's plane ✈️ is hideous.

[–]mathematicmonkey -3ポイント-2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well, she's a man, so..

[–]theSpringZoneIN -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I laughed out loud at this.

[–]tellman1257NY 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's won the penis-measuring contest. Elect this man NOW!!!!

[–]Germstore 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

In the second debate Trump brought Bill's Victims and made a strong case that Hillary is an attacker of women (she is). This debate he is bringing Pat Smith and Malik Obama. He is going to make a case that Clinton is an interventionist war hawk (she is). If he does half as good a job in this debate as he did in the second she is destroyed.

[–]humanhumannukanukaIL -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

adult tylenol with wings, and baby tylenol with wings

[–]NorthJersey908NJ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They actually allowed both of them on the same runway at the same time. Wouldn't want to be anywhere near her flying shitcan. Hillary's plane is such an eyesore with that paint job

[–]chiefsportTN 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hope there are trusted security agents guarding Trump's plane.

I wouldn't put it past Crooked and her henchmen to sabotage it.

[–]NubZeUSA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bigger, and yet Still Nimble AF

[–]sniffing_accountantTX 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's a big ass plane

[–]istheworldgone 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He better have parachutes on that beast.

[–]meanwhile_in_SCSC 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Crooked and her plane have a lot in common. The plane is a rental and if she ever got into the White House, her presidency will be for rent as well.

[–]beenlurkingtoolong16 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sometimes, size does matter.

[–]simoncea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We have the best lengths folks

[–]fartbiglyUSA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

you'd think her billionaire investors could afford her a bigger plane!

[–]Willoit 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Awesome photo. What models of plane are they (apart from his dominating hers)

[–]trollmario -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I guess size does matter. If you know what I mean.

[–]oblomov1 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Would be funny to photoshop this with some sewage coming out of the tail of the Hillary poopjet

[–]HonkAbbyAUS 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Which side does Hillary sit on? Left wing? Right wing? NOBODY KNOWS.

[–]Perky_BellsproutUK 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's a low energy jet. Surprised it's not a cessna prop job

[–]six5_SMKUSA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Replace the H on the tail with whoever the fuck that crying guy is!

[–]prisoner346788122 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

9 inch victory sword incoming

[–]ksiyoto 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Where's the flag on Trump's plane?

[–]DooDaFool 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because no one except Trump gives a shit about how big their jet is.

[–]tartan_special 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

When all out corruption STILL can't get you the biggest plane!

[–]ThanksInnAdvanceUSA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is the American flag backwards on Hillary's plane or what?

[–]Twerkitlikedietz 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Oh wow he has a bigger jet, so cool, let's elect him because of his jet size

[–]exceedinglywoke -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is impossible. Donald Trump is poor and a failed businessman.

[–]CynicalOptimizm 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

The overcompensation is real, looks like it isn't just the hands that are tiny.

[–]Jan_Hus 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bought with money that could've gone to American schools, roads and police had he payed his taxes.

[–]JethroBodene -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

That 757 has really small flaps.

[–]concretepigeon -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Apart from his hands.