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submitted by 1jackg
They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
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[–]quoraboy 39 points40 points41 points  (0 children)
That was savage
[–]HotSatin 19 points20 points21 points  (0 children)
Um ... I actually didn't see that comin'. Wow.
[–]golfcartmolester 34 points35 points36 points  (0 children)
Fucking priceless. Good job OP.

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[–]MrDrLemon 9 points10 points11 points  (0 children)
2 much edge 4 me
[–]son_of_stone 7 points8 points9 points  (24 children)
Mistaken for feminists.
[–][deleted]  (23 children)
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    [–]1jackg[S] 16 points17 points18 points  (3 children)
    My most sincere apologies, I changed it for you
    [–][deleted]  (2 children)
    [removed]
      [–]Giraldus117 12 points13 points14 points  (0 children)
      Get out.
      [–]Desert_raver 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
      I just read a survey from men's health says 15% of men now shave their legs, another 30% trim.
      [–]Moezso 9 points10 points11 points  (6 children)
      Egalitarianists want a fair deal for the human race. Feminists want everything with a dick to die.
      [–]Desert_raver 7 points8 points9 points  (1 child)
      100% of feminists I've known in real life had an extreme hatred for men.
      50% resembled a sumo wrestler
      [–]epicblob 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
      Feminists want everything with a dick to die.
      [citation needed]
      [–]BluesssCat -5 points-4 points-3 points  (0 children)
      You must know some shitty feminists. Just know that as an ideology feminism is about fair treatment. Every ideology has its wacks though.
      [–]TaPontym comment score below threshold-19 points-18 points-17 points  (1 child)
      Feminists want everything with a dick to die.
      No they don't. Source: know feminists and am a feminist.
      [–]Moezso 19 points20 points21 points  (0 children)
      am a feminist
      No shit.
      [–]Stitchthealchemist 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
      Wrong subreddit.
      [–]jorge1213 [score hidden]  (0 children)
      They're the problem. They're only about half the human race. But hey great sub to bring your political options.
      [–]Jeeterhawk007 -4 points-3 points-2 points  (4 children)
      Lighten up, Francis.
      [–]Dragonknight1495 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
      Well I see why he totally needs to visit this sub!
      [–]TaPontym comment score below threshold-10 points-9 points-8 points  (2 children)
      It seems to me that on the current topic various people could do with going a little more the other way, i.e. becoming a little more morally serious. Compare: nigger jokes, laughing at the disabled, etc. I could present the reasoning but probably you'd rather I didn't.
      [–]Jeeterhawk007 10 points11 points12 points  (0 children)
      No, by all means. I totally came to /r/jokes to have a serious discussion. Why else would I be in this sub? /s
      [–]LegalizeHeroine 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
      Please Ms.Feminist, give us the reasoning behind you randomly spouting "nigger jokes" and "laughing at the disabled" in the middle of trying to defend your viewpoint on the topic? Sounds like you only care about fair treatment for women (as long as they're white and don't have a disability)
      [–][deleted]  (4 children)
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        [–]son_of_stone 2 points3 points4 points  (1 child)
        No, and yes, respectively.
        [–]TaPontym comment score below threshold-8 points-7 points-6 points  (1 child)
        In first world countries, women ARE equal.
        No they are not. Look at some news or research on the topic.
        You'll never see a feminist working for the rights of women in the Middle East, now will you?
        Yes you will, whether you mean either (1) a feminist who is not from the Middle East, working for women's rights in the Middle East, (2) a feminist who is from the Middle East, etc. Google is your friend here, though, as when researching many a topic, a degree of digging might be called for (as against searching, for I don't know, 'where to buy iPhone').
        [–]FerfyMoe 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
        I've been looking at news and research for years now. I love how nobody has EVER been able to find a true answer for my biggest question, "Name one right that men have that women don't." in America, of course. I very much admit that in almost any other country there is some form of social/political/intellectual discrimination, but this is NOT at all the case in the USA.
        The only "right" or "privilege" that men have that women don't is the right to work menial jobs like coal mining or construction, as well as contributing to over 85% of workplace-related deaths and injuries. I'm sorry, but in America, socially, politically, intellectually, and most of all occupation-wise, women are completely equal to men.
        Inb4 "r/iamverysmart"; I'm not trying to prove my vast intelligence over everybody else because I recognize, obviously, that many many people in the world are much smarter than me. You, /u/TaPontym, are probably smarter than me in many ways. But a lot of people are uneducated on social issues and relations in America. They are swayed by biased media, and don't know how some things really are in ways other than anecdotal evidence, which is completely irrelevant 99% of the time. I'm truly sorry if I seem like a sexist, mysogynistic asshole, because I have absolutely NOTHING against women whatsoever. It's really only the first-world feminists, that are deluded into believing women in America face real social discrimination any more than men do, that set me off a bit. I'll accept the assured barrage of downvotes I'll receive for this.
        [–]NewJoy 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
        I spat smoke out of my nose and now my sinuses hurt
        [–]Stitchthealchemist 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        I spat water, cleaned it up, and read the joke again. Laughed without pain!
        [–]Afterbirthsoup 2 points3 points4 points  (1 child)
        Bru. Tal.
        [–]SaddleDaddy [score hidden]  (0 children)
        Ah, thought it was something to do with lice? No wait, rice. Shit... I don't know. It was something old fashioned racist to recover from the misogyny
        [–]psyco_hacker comment score below threshold-6 points-5 points-4 points  (3 children)
        I don't get it.
        edit: why the fucking fuck downvotes. for not knowing what the fuck the joke was about?
        [–]TanimaPannu comment score below threshold-17 points-16 points-15 points  (2 children)
        Because apparently all feminists are fat fucks. Clever ikr
        [–]TheMagnificentCazMo 20 points21 points22 points  (1 child)
        Fat fucks with hairy legs*
        [–]LegalizeHeroine 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
        This guy gets it
        [–]Maple_shade -2 points-1 points0 points  (1 child)
        And that's how the fight started.
        [–]DroidBoy42 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
        Lazy meta
        [–]Accidental_ISIS -4 points-3 points-2 points  (0 children)
        keep your hate speech off this campus
        [–]quoraboy 0 points1 point2 points  (2 children)
        Reposting is allowed in r/jokes
        [–]Stitchthealchemist 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
        Yeah, who doesn't like 44573?
        [–]tomhagen [score hidden]  (0 children)
        I'm aware of that. I pasted the link/gif to the top comment in what may be the original thread of this joke and got down-voted. It appears hackneyed comments do not meet the same acceptance as hackneyed jokes.
        [–]LikeWolvesDo -4 points-3 points-2 points  (0 children)
        women who believe in equality. such an easy target am i right?
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