I often wonder what would happen if you put insults into your online order...

For example, some websites allow you to provide delivery instructions...

A typical example would be "beware of the dangerous dog at x".

What would happen if you had interwoven in your delivery instructions verbal abuse? "leave the pizza on the stairs and then fuck off, you dumb cunt"...

Some services request you provide a phone number, so they would probably call you and give you a warning... in the event that they did and the individual persisted to verbally abuse x, what do you think would happen?

How would the person behave if you shouted at them as they put the pizza on the stairs, and made your dogs bark at them??

Even better, combine the foregoing with an angry mob shouting at the pizza deliverer.. ahaha

Anyways, have you noticed most if not all pizza deliveries are done by men?

This is because women are entitled sluts, you see the employer knows she takes longer than men because (a) she is a promiscuous slut and (b) she is predisposed towards cowardice due to physiological inferiority.

Anyways, it would be funny if a SJW commie female was delivering a pizza and the foregoing happened... (provided she was physically safe, not psychologically though) lool

you would stick pieces of paper on her car titled (white man's slave, bitch)