Meet Ian. Ian posts on r/the_donald and he's got a whole lot to tell you about his god emperor. Ian's hobbies include bashing SJW's, writing youtube comments, eating Cheetos and drinking Mountain Dew, playing the latest entries in the Call of Duty franchise and planning school shootings with his friend Sam. Ian has a hard-on for this really hot girl named Sasha at his middle school, but she refuses to go out with him, no matter how may times he tips his fedora or how many cans of Axe bodyspray he uses. While Ian would love to vote for Trump this November, he's only just turned 14 years old. He does plan on acting as a poll watcher to keep those n---ers thugs from stealing the election, but his AR-15 hasn't arrived in the mail yet.

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"GAMERGATE is about ETHICS in GAMING JOURNALISM!"

"Support TRUMP you FUCKING STUPID BITCH!!!"

"PRESIDENT TRUMP will save us from the (((BANKERS!)))"

"Take the Red Pill you CUCK!"