Hey guys!

Me and the Big L were going over what to get r/buttcoin mods for Christmas and here is what we came up with but we just needed help with the final touch. (Main gift box) Running shoes, short silk sprinters shorts and a sports bra. (This will make the price run-up during the holiday season much more enjoyable..or give the illusion that the mods have a chance to avoid the inevitable skull fucking.)

(Small gift box) 60 weight industrial eye socket lube. (Yes you can open a small gift before you go to bed on Skull Fuck Eve you little scamps!)

(Stocking above the fire place) My dong in a giant dirty burlap sack.

(Card) Ok here is were we are having problems. Would you guys recommend a suicide prevention holiday themed card or a suicide assist themed card? I don't want to be rude so I'll leave it up to you guys. Thanks! SF