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[–]fungz0r 291ポイント292ポイント  (15子コメント)

Can you activate reddit mold for the remainder of the day?

[–]n0tjbg 215ポイント216ポイント  (12子コメント)

or reddit gold if you're really drunk

[–]Phillyz 181ポイント182ポイント  (6子コメント)

Or reddit drunk, if you're really gold.

[–][deleted] 57ポイント58ポイント  (5子コメント)

I'm stoned, what were we talking about?

[–]Phillyz 39ポイント40ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm stoned too, but I don't know what we are talking about.

[–]lyoncub 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

something about mold. :/

[–]kalosphx 70ポイント71ポイント  (4子コメント)

... or REDDIT BOLD? ... like Reddit, only LOUDER!

[–]TheKingOfLimbs 541ポイント542ポイント  (47子コメント)

Any pics on /r/gonewild later?

[–]I_Cum_On_Stuff 37ポイント38ポイント  (5子コメント)

I wouldn't mind seeing those pictures...

[–]Waven 195ポイント196ポイント  (29子コメント)

Can you give me admin rights?

[–]chromakode[S] 273ポイント274ポイント  (28子コメント)

Depends. How drunk are you going to get me?

[–]Waven 191ポイント192ポイント * (13子コメント)

I think you should keep drinking. Alcohol is extremely conductive to the decision making process after all; personally I never make any decisions unless I'm drunk. What could possibly go wrong anyway?

Plus, if you give me admin rights you can focus on the party without having to worry about anything bad happening to the site.

[–]groug 14ポイント15ポイント  (4子コメント)

So if I showed up to Reddit HQ right now, how much beer would I need to bring for you to make me an admin?

[–][削除されました]  (19子コメント)

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    [–]chromakode[S] 493ポイント494ポイント  (18子コメント)

    Hahahahaha

    [–][deleted] 517ポイント518ポイント  (13子コメント)

    This is the first time you have touched alcohol in your office, right?

    Sincerely,

    Condé Nast HR

    [–]rospaya 774ポイント775ポイント  (101子コメント)

    21 years old and have a job at reddit.

    Great, way to make me feel accomplished.

    [–]chromakode[S] 692ポイント693ポイント  (88子コメント)

    It's amazing what you can accomplish in life before you start drinking.

    [–]Wogan121 175ポイント176ポイント  (68子コメント)

    Truer words... As an irish 22 year old garduate dev I can say booze has stifled my progress.

    [–]SuperBiasedMan 124ポイント125ポイント  (14子コメント)

    Irish 20 year old.

    I use booze to inspire my art.

    So yeah, art.

    I'm not successful

    [–][deleted] 58ポイント59ポイント  (11子コメント)

    Don't worry, your art will make millions once your dead!

    [–]the_silent_redditor 35ポイント36ポイント  (17子コメント)

    As a young Scotsman. Same.

    [–]scarecrowslayer 43ポイント44ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Based on the drinking habits of Scotsmen, I am assuming you are about to enter puberty.

    [–]AtheismFTW 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

    No true Scotsman is stifled by drink!

    [–]nunchukity 156ポイント157ポイント  (16子コメント)

    as a 16 yo irish dude, i concur

    [–]Farisr9k 137ポイント138ポイント  (12子コメント)

    As a 9 year old Irish dude, totally.

    [–]C_IsForCookie 183ポイント184ポイント  (7子コメント)

    As the fetus of an alcoholic mother, it's difficult to get a job.

    [–][deleted] 63ポイント64ポイント  (2子コメント)

    as a vulgar leer on the face of a longshoreman, directed toward an underaged girl, i agree.

    [–]joe_cool_42 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

    As your unborn descendant, this economy is making it really hard to go back to school.

    [–]krispykrackers[A] 540ポイント541ポイント  (61子コメント)

    Can you let me in please?

    [–]chromakode[S] 375ポイント376ポイント  (48子コメント)

    Kristine has officially entered the establishment!

    [–][deleted] 326ポイント327ポイント  (40子コメント)

    Who's the jackass that locked the door?

    [–]ChokingVictim 587ポイント588ポイント  (28子コメント)

    Fucking Ryan.

    [–]CryptographicCracker 190ポイント191ポイント  (14子コメント)

    Yeah dudes a douche. I asked him to pick me up from the airport last week and the fucker never turned up. Gave me some spiel about how he was moving a fridge or something... God damn it Ryan.

    [–]Kapps 128ポイント129ポイント  (10子コメント)

    I bet he didn't even move the fridge!

    [–]CryptographicCracker 46ポイント47ポイント  (9子コメント)

    What? He told me he did it single handedly? Fucking Ryan.

    [–]DireBaboon 49ポイント50ポイント  (4子コメント)

    How long have you been trying to hook up with Kristine

    [–]krispykrackers 97ポイント98ポイント  (3子コメント)

    long enough

    [–][deleted] 45ポイント46ポイント  (1子コメント)

    That's what she said!

    Wait...

    [–]porh 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    go on....

    [–]Kalamestari 91ポイント92ポイント  (5子コメント)

    I'm throwing a little party & we're all getting drunk at reddit HQ.

    Server is going down.

    [–]cadencehz 34ポイント35ポイント  (2子コメント)

    In preparation for this, can we change the traditional picture to the reddit alien passed out drunk with bottles on the floor around him? Anyone want to draw this?

    [–]Th3Thinker 80ポイント81ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I live near the reddit HQ.... Can I come party with you guys?

    [–]ShozOvr 92ポイント93ポイント  (1子コメント)

    guess that's a no

    [–]Prawns 55ポイント56ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Awkward...

    [–]Nansai 63ポイント64ポイント  (57子コメント)

    3 Questions:

    1. Where do you live?

    2. What are you drinking?

    3. How much do you get paid, if you get paid at all?

    [–]chromakode[S] 138ポイント139ポイント  (52子コメント)

    1. I like in Mountain View, CA

    2. Check the BEER COUNT in the OP.

    3. I'm too drunk to check the karma/$$$ exchange rate atm.

    [–]aunipine 34ポイント35ポイント  (18子コメント)

    Are you drunk from one beer?

    [–]chromakode[S] 48ポイント49ポイント  (16子コメント)

    I think most people will be hitting the post after I've had a few. Check the BEER COUNT up top.

    [–][deleted] 22ポイント23ポイント  (6子コメント)

    You're drunk after 1 beer? Damn...

    [–]Jealous_Hitler 113ポイント114ポイント  (28子コメント)

    Do you ever do any web developing while you're drunk?

    [–]chromakode[S] 289ポイント290ポイント  (25子コメント)

    I have at previous jobs.

    [–]spladug 93ポイント94ポイント  (15子コメント)

    [–]Ran4 77ポイント78ポイント  (10子コメント)

    Tried that for a programming competition once: drank tequila in a sauna for 12 hours over the night before, then during the competition I fell asleep in the bathroom. My team came in at position 257 out of 257 teams all over Europe.

    But I haven't given up all hope yet!

    [–]Dead_Rooster 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It sounds like you and I would get along.

    [–]Iamien 49ポイント50ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Can I have a trophy for attending your birthday AMA? My trophy collection is a bit bare.

    [–]Oriza 101ポイント102ポイント  (15子コメント)

    What's your favorite lesser-known subreddit?

    [–][deleted] 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

    lesser-known subreddit

    Not anymore, it isn't.

    [–]dinosaurusflex 46ポイント47ポイント  (9子コメント)

    What's your favorite part of being a drunk Reddit admin?

    [–]chromakode[S] 131ポイント132ポイント  (8子コメント)

    The fact that I know what you're wearing right now. :O

    [–]probablynotfunny 29ポイント30ポイント  (4子コメント)

    I dunno...a hat, and a pair of glasses.

    Thank you ma'am but I am completely turned off.

    [–]pablito_andorra 196ポイント197ポイント  (37子コメント)

    Change my user name? PLEEEEEEASE? this could be a rare opportunity ...

    [–][deleted] 305ポイント306ポイント  (24子コメント)

    I vote he should allow it, but only if we can make a thread where the top-voted answer determines your next username.

    [–]pablito_andorra 105ポイント106ポイント  (13子コメント)

    Yikes. Well, it's a twisted idea, so that's good...

    [–]MikeTheStone 30ポイント31ポイント  (10子コメント)

    it could get weird.

    [–]CuntSmellersLLP 75ポイント76ポイント  (8子コメント)

    What's the worst that could happen?

    [–]RatherLargeBoots 96ポイント97ポイント  (5子コメント)

    We could name him something like CuntSmellers...

    [–]meatclaw 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I couldn't answer this question until I read your username.

    [–]Eustis 8ポイント9ポイント  (7子コメント)

    I like you.

    [–][deleted] 15ポイント16ポイント  (6子コメント)

    You have kissable lips.

    [–]AgentConundrum 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

    KeyserSosa couldn't change his, and he was an admin.

    I asked him about it once, and he said it has something to do with having to with using hashes of your username everywhere, and it's not quite the straightforward process to change them.

    [–]withallduerespect 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Only 1 month into your account? Go create a new one. I was 2 years into my first account before I switched over to a new one.

    [–]shanedoth 72ポイント73ポイント  (23子コメント)

    Who's drinking with you at reddit HQ?

    [–]chromakode[S] 131ポイント132ポイント  (22子コメント)

    spladug, esepherence, bsimpson, hueypriest, krispykrackers, and my girlfriend!

    [–]shanedoth 144ポイント145ポイント  (2子コメント)

    and my girlfriend!

    I notice that you didn't identify her by reddit nickname.

    [–]CuntSmellersLLP 68ポイント69ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He doesn't want us finding the gonewild pics that he doesn't know about.

    Wait a minute... [7]

    [–]thatdamnmunky 301ポイント302ポイント  (4子コメント)

    HEY EVERYBODY! THIS GUY HAS A GIRLFRIEND!

    [–]cadencehz 56ポイント57ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Ahhhhh. That takes me back.

    [–]kenlubin 54ポイント55ポイント  (2子コメント)

    to the time when you had a girlfriend?

    [–]PSquid 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

    HEY EVERYBODY! THAT GUY HAD A GIRLFRIEND!

    [–]1dead 160ポイント161ポイント  (20子コメント)

    It appears we share a birthday. Happy Birthday and enjoy yourself today :)

    [–]chromakode[S] 154ポイント155ポイント  (16子コメント)

    Likewise, my friend! :D

    [–]Hypergasm 80ポイント81ポイント  (15子コメント)

    I share a birthday with the two of you as well. Well wishes and enjoy your drinking :D!

    [–][deleted] 75ポイント76ポイント  (12子コメント)

    Make that 4 of us, upvotes for everyone!

    [–]chromakode[S] 46ポイント47ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Cheers!

    [–]apuster 61ポイント62ポイント  (9子コメント)

    That makes 5 of us! Upvotes all around!! :)

    Can't legally give a toast yet...i'll raise my car keys :)

    [–]MaoThatHurt 51ポイント52ポイント  (1子コメント)

    What? How can it be your birthday? You don't have the little cake - oh. Oh right.

    [–]Skilbride 33ポイント34ポイント  (5子コメント)

    How many fingers am I holding up?

    [–]chromakode[S] 168ポイント169ポイント  (4子コメント)

    How are you typing like that, bro?

    [–]Skilbride 43ポイント44ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Pencils up nostrils. All the cool kids are doing it now. Of course I did it before it was cool.

    [–]MadScotty 63ポイント64ポイント  (17子コメント)

    No question, but I just want to state that you are legally required to drink a Cement Mixer on your 21st. Happy (legal) drinking.

    Actually, come to think of it, I do have a question: What the hell happens if Reddit goes down and everybody's drunk? I fear for my nightly procrastination routine.

    [–]chromakode[S] 41ポイント42ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Thank you! :)

    We should have some redundancy in case things break horribly. ;)

    [–]WTFAlex 28ポイント29ポイント  (17子コメント)

    What's your theme song?

    [–]FailasaurusRex 27ポイント28ポイント  (7子コメント)

    Boxers or briefs?

    [–]ConcordApes 74ポイント75ポイント  (10子コメント)

    Dear drunk reddit admin,

    Who in your office do you want to bang?

    [–]chromakode[S] 160ポイント161ポイント * (5子コメント)

    Nice try, Alexis.

    [–]NeverMissAPun 104ポイント105ポイント  (3子コメント)

    QUICK GUYS HIS GIRLFRIEND'S NAME IS ALEXIS!

    [–]HypnoticSheep 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yes, let's google Alexis, I'm sure we'll find her.

    [–]ConcordApes 38ポイント39ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Clearly not drunk enough. 5 more shots for the Birthday Admin!

    [–]LOLFuckThat 22ポイント23ポイント  (7子コメント)

    Does the Reddit alien appear on your pay stubs?

    [–]chromakode[S] 99ポイント100ポイント  (6子コメント)

    Pay stubs? This is 2011 man!

    [–]apuster 34ポイント35ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This man gets paid in Karma...duh!!

    [–]I_Love_Kites 71ポイント72ポイント  (4子コメント)

    What is the root password?

    [–]chromakode[S] 265ポイント266ポイント  (3子コメント)

    KevinRose

    [–]nmpraveen 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Not working.. :(

    Oh I get it.. Digg is dead already..

    [–]Oriza 23ポイント24ポイント  (6子コメント)

    How did you get started working at reddit?

    [–]chromakode[S] 62ポイント63ポイント  (5子コメント)

    I started by hacking on the open source code, and writing Socialite, a Firefox extension for reddit.

    [–]SnoLeopard 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

    QUICK EVERYONE START HACKING THE OPEN SOURCE CODE! WE CAN WORK AT REDDIT!!!

    [–]RndmHero 42ポイント43ポイント  (13子コメント)

    while chromakode < blackout
    shots = shots + 1 
    

    [–]The_Director 77ポイント78ポイント  (11子コメント)

    Do you troll us with alts? Like, are you secretly the pancake waffle guy?

    [–]chromakode[S] 114ポイント115ポイント  (9子コメント)

    Maybe. Even admins don't share such important secrets with each other.

    [–]PancakesOrWaffles 109ポイント110ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Pancakes or Waffles?

    [–]ConwayPA 129ポイント130ポイント  (0子コメント)

    dont you mean pancakes or carrots? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Ill show myself out...

    [–]Hello-Universe 38ポイント39ポイント  (0子コメント)

    HEY EVERYONE - THIS GUY RAPES CATS!

    [–]nameofthisuser 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I lived in Oregon for 15 years Have you ever died of dysentery?

    [–]Limitedcomments 73ポイント74ポイント * (6子コメント)

    Disable everyone from viewing there karma score! I just wanna see how it will effect the discussion for a bit.

    [–]C_IsForCookie 39ポイント40ポイント  (1子コメント)

    This is actually a very interesting idea for a social experiment.

    [–]boomfarmer 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I don't think it will effect the discussion; it will merely affect it.

    [–]Godon 32ポイント33ポイント  (1子コメント)

    How much karma would it cost for pictures of your chest with my username inscribed across it?

    [–]Bob_Faget 68ポイント69ポイント  (0子コメント)

    in addition, how much karma would it cost for pictures of your girlfriend's chest with my username inscribed across it?

    [–][deleted] 13ポイント14ポイント  (4子コメント)

    What is the meaning of life?

    [–]chromakode[S] 30ポイント31ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Delight.

    [–]TumultuousTiger 23ポイント24ポイント  (1子コメント)

    hedonist!

    ninja edit: That was sarcastic, don't ban me or whatever you admins do

    [–]PandaWrestler 14ポイント15ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Word to the wise, you will piss yourself. Dont worry about it and just let it flow.

    [–]Poza 48ポイント49ポイント  (10子コメント)

    Hey Max. Don't get too drunk. Mom xxx

    [–]chromakode[S,A] 75ポイント76ポイント  (8子コメント)

    Note: poster in question is not actually my mom.

    [–]Dandical 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

    How often do the admins browse reddit after work?

    [–]chromakode[S] 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Constantly. We're addicts too, you know!

    [–]RetardVomitPussyCunt 25ポイント26ポイント  (12子コメント)

    If you get really shitfaced, can you accidently make me a reddit admin?

    Happy birthday bro! :D

    [–]chromakode[S] 34ポイント35ポイント  (7子コメント)

    It would be pretty hard to accidentally push code to the site. Probably not too hard, unfortunately...

    [–][deleted] 48ポイント49ポイント  (1子コメント)

    6d96270004515a0486bb7f76196a72b40c55a47f Revert drunk commit f1d2d2f
    f1d2d2f924e986ac86fdf7b36c94bcdf32beec15 Add RetardVomitPussyCunt to admins
    

    [–]bibshall 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

    what's your favourite colour?

    [–]Blinkey99 31ポイント32ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Why hasn't this been confirmed true yet? I'm so confused!

    [–]lackofbrain 20ポイント21ポイント  (24子コメント)

    What is your favourite alcoholic drink?

    non-alcoholic?

    What does Snoo drink?

    [–]chromakode[S] 67ポイント68ポイント * (23子コメント)

    My favorite beer is La Trappe Quadrupel.

    My favorite non-alcoholic drink is a root beer float. There is simply no superior drink in existence. If you disagree, you are wrong.

    Snoo drinks the Snoo, of course!

    [–]TheKingOfLimbs 16ポイント17ポイント  (9子コメント)

    What brand of root beer for your floats? This is a very important question.

    [–]chromakode[S] 21ポイント22ポイント * (4子コメント)

    I agree, but is not ice cream equally important?! Henry Winehards, Virgil's, or something with cane sugar.

    [–]ragrath 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Any sign off bare-ass on copy-machine yet?

    [–][deleted] 9ポイント10ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Can we listen to some of your music? :) I'd love to hear it

    [–]Xantodas 59ポイント60ポイント  (13子コメント)

    Drunk off one beer? You need more practice son.

    [–]chromakode[S] 169ポイント170ポイント  (12子コメント)

    What do you think this is about?

    [–]Xantodas 151ポイント152ポイント  (9子コメント)

    Carry on.

    [–]Farfig_Noogin 70ポイント71ポイント  (6子コメント)

    my wayward son?

    [–]YoureUsingCoconuts 82ポイント83ポイント  (5子コメント)

    There'll be puke when you are done.

    [–]syslogd 56ポイント57ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Lay your throbbing head to reeeeest

    [–]YoureUsingCoconuts 56ポイント57ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Don't you drink no more.

    [–]ElectricPotato 55ポイント56ポイント  (1子コメント)

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    [–]Scott09 18ポイント19ポイント  (4子コメント)

    is scumbag steve there with the natty ice?

    [–][deleted] 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Do you like Huey Lewis & The News?