Trump is a Hanzo main.

Ongar · 22時間前

I think this is pretty hilarious but what the hell is this website anyways? Whose idea was it to make an overwatch themed trump bashing site?

Derzelaz · 19時間前

Don't want to get political, but...

Too late OP, the shitstorm has already begun. Get down !

Meebsie · 18時間前

-Assemble Your Team-

"Can we uhh, not have a Hanzo?"

"Now let me tell you right off the bat I'm a winner. I win. Big League. Its tremendous, my ranking, just phenomenal. I've talked to a lot of people, a lot of teams, they tell me "Trump, you're carrying", they do, they tell me I carry them, I carry the whole game. I win. And I main Hanzo.

"Okay, but he's just not very good on attack on this map..."

"Believe me, You're following the american meta, and trust me, I've played this for years, and look, look where its got you. Look, SR 2200? And you're following the american meta and you're losing left and right. It's the CHYNA. They're playing Hanzo and we've gotta do it better. I think the 2-2-2 meta was the worst meta I've ever seen. Just a disaster. We need youge damage. More arrows. More dragons. I've talked to a lot of supports, good supports, they tell me "Trump, we need dragons". And I know how to make the dragons, people."

No medals, first point lost

"Absolute shambles. You've let them kill me 8 times. 8 times, You oughta be ashamed, supports. Just a disaster. Frankly, and I won't say it, I shouldn't say it but frankly, and I have to say it. You disgust me. How do you not heal? You've been healing your entire life and you can't heal?"

But Trump you tried to solo the Reinhart as Hanzo WRONG

But... You literally wall climbed to nowhere again and again That makes me smart.

Do you even have any bronze medals? I've got the best medals. Really, I've got the very, very best ones. Go ahead, show me one category where you're ahead. The corrupt eliminations, you're not winning there. That's rigged against me. You're Lucio, you've got affirmative action of course you're ahead. And if you wanna see bad eliminations look at our Mercy. Just pitiful. And she's really not good looking and it's caused her a lot of problems, truly. Let me tell you if I wasn't held back I'd carry. If I had 1% of a real team. 1%! We'd have ultimates, and we'd be comboing them, believe me. But you're losers.

-Defeat-

"Wow, for a Hanzo main you're awful, jesus."

"No absolutely, I never said that. That's a lie. I main Genji. That was just locker room talk. Look what I did say was our team, just the worst I've ever seen. And their tanks, and their walls, they're killing us on those walls. And if you want to see bad eliminations. Just look at our Mercy. I mean really, really, really, not good..

Leppeh · 21時間前

Hey thats my pic :D

me and a few friends were at wendys and we saw that and couldn't believe it. We kinda blocked traffic taking this pic but it was worth it cause i don't think anyone would believe otherwise. Its over a checkers on one of the busiest roads near my college.

Borconi · 21時間前

He has tremendous respect for his team. Nobody respects his team more than he does. He only seems to be doing badly because he's busy grabbing Mercy by the...wings.

BrawndoTTM · 13時間前

This is stupid. Trump loves walls too much to play anyone but Mei.

rqr- · 19時間前

I have no relationship with Genji. He has said some nice things about me over the years. I remember years ago he said something - many years ago. We pushed the payload together - By the way not "together together" meaning he was probably pushing it in Kings Row and I was somewhere else climbing walls and throwing arrows. No, just so you understand, he said nice things about me, but I have no relationship with him.

I don't think I ever met him. I never met him. I don't think I ever met him. I mean if he was in the same womb or something but I don't think so. I never met him in Hanamura. Where?

clockworkpotato72 · 19時間前

Ironic, considering Hanzo's passive...

reincarN8ed · 17時間前

RYUU GA WAGA TEKI BUILDAWALL!!

eVOLve865 · 13時間前

"I have arrows. I have the best arrows. Ask anybody. Loopy Lucio knows it. Zany Zarya knows it. The whole team knows it."

-Trump ^{^{^{^{^{^probably}}}}}

Stalgrim · 19時間前

Trump replies: "I don't know what these people are talking about, I main Roadhog, everyone knows that! I'm the best Roadhog, people play against me and say "That Trump is a real Roadhog pro".

VladmirShootin · 13時間前

Trump is a hanzo main, Hillary is a widow main and they are both shouting at each other to go healer

Kinbaku_enthusiast · 18時間前

I think clinton is widowmaker.

When I was a little girl, I used to be afraid of spiders. I was told that they felt no emotion. That their hearts never beat. But I know the truth. At the moment of the kill, they are never more alive

Cab00se600 · 12時間前

Last night I witnessed a Hanzo main and a Genji main arguing over who gets more shit for their mains. It was pretty hilarious.

jakkyr · 23時間前

I'd call him mei more, he has a cold heart and builds walls that people are going to break down

metalgreeksalad · 15時間前

Is 2016 real? Is this all a fever dream?

Robecuba · 12時間前

Goddammit, I thought we fixed the r/politics leak. Where's the plumber?

FrozenPyle · 16時間前

He's the third genii who spams we need a healer in the chat

AgrDotA · 15時間前

Both candidates say video games cause real world violence.

Neither are your friend.

Wajina_Sloth · 14時間前

Honestly I don't mind Hanzo mains to much, I am at around 2700-2850 SR, people that play Hanzo as a main generally have good aim and understand how to play him, I hate when people who don't know how to play him pick him.

zoglog · 12時間前

For those curious this is from the SuperPAC formed by the Cards Against Humanity guys

Finiouss · 10時間前

I have a guy his name is Hanzo Shimada, hes tremendous! He has abilities you wouldn't believe. If you could see the numbers. Hes going to help us build a wall to keep fat beauty pageants out. We're gonna make China great again.

BloodyAx · 8時間前

"Wrong"

"They are bringing in their Reapers, their Sombras, and I think that should stop"

"We should have never been in the omnic crisis, Hillary was the one that got us in there in the first place"

" I don't need any credits I have all the skins!"

PeezInK · 12時間前

Can confirm.

Trump mains Hanzo!

CrackFerretus · 19時間前

Don't want to get political

I smell bullshit

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