I don't, being that I left women behind. But for fun, you can circumvent the bullshit: don't tell her what you do or anything about it - just tell her the exact dollar amount value you make. When she pretends to be surprised or confused (and she likely is, because most women are nether apes when it comes to their own behavior), you can ask her "what's it matter what I do? Why does it matter to you? If I said mathematician, you'd be bored with the occupation but would appreciate the money, and if I said starving artist; you might be fascinated, but you wouldn't like the low income." And watch the wheels spin.