Hey. I'm normally the fucking King Shit AMOG around here, relating to you the high level alpha achievements I'm always unlocking, but today I need some advice regarding my psycho bitch of a wife.

So my wife and I have been getting along pretty well lately (blowies a couple times a week) and I wanted to do something to reward her behavior. I planned a trip for a few Saturday's from now - a night at a hotel in Vegas (we leave within driving distance). I had a restaurant booked, arranged for the kid to stay at my mom's that night, the works. I was looking forward to rewarding her adding value to my life with the gift of my time and attention (and getting some porn star sex at the Bellagio.) Anyways, she earlier in the weekend floated the concept of going to see Blue Man Group and told me to think about what I'd need to wear when we go.

So, at this point I'm thinking "she can't fucking be serious. She's known me 17 years and she should know by now that Vegas shows are not my thing." So, I just laugh and say "sure, honey, I'll get right on that." So Monday night she asks me if I'd figured out what I wanted to wear to BMG.

Me: Rexina, are you serious about going to this show?

Her: yes

Me: You know I don't like Vegas shows.

Her: me neither. But this is Blue Man Group. We're going to do something different by having some drinks, observing, and hanging out.

Me: (now I'm a little pissed off) Blue Man Group is for pussies and old ladies! Why would you ever think I'd want to go to a place like that!

Her: ) Hey, it's a different, once in a lifetime thing to do for the experience. It should be interesting.

Me: (becoming increasingly angry because she is now obviously just running her mouth off and attempting to control the trip I planned): shut up Rexina! Just stop even talking right now, or I'm canceling the trip!

She: <goes eerily quiet>

Later I try to initiate sex by saying "If you'll be a good little submissive wifey, we can have the sexy times."

Her:not interested.

Me: why not?

Her: you are acting like a child, and I don't fuck children. Goodnight.

Me: (I give her "the look" to get her back in line) if you're going to have this attitude, then maybe we shouldn't go on this trip

Her: then cancel it

Me: I will

Her: pick up your phone and do it now

Me: I'll do it later

Her: OK.

So she gets up and storms off. I think "she'll get over it." Turns out, instead she goes to the computer room, cancels the trip, and brings me he confirmation sheet.

The psycho bitch logged into my Trivago account and cancelled all the reservations I'd made.

Me: why the fuck did you do that?

Her: Because I wanted to demonstrate to you that there is nothing, literally nothing, that you can threaten to withdraw or deprive me of that can alter my resolve (that I will not be browbeaten, disrespected, or made to capitulate under any sort of threat from you.)

Me: that's ridiculous. You just wanted control over the vacation because you're a pathetic, insecure narcissist and overreact to any challenge to your so called "resolve."

So, my wife is a psycho BPD Keyser Soze wannabe. How am I supposed to trust her to take care of my kids and have my back when shit goes sideways when she acts like this over a fight about fucking Blue Man Group.

I did he right stuff, didn't I? I used operant conditioning by threatening to withdraw the reward I was going to give her. Operant conditioning is supposed to be effective, right? What went wrong? Why did she freak out that I really didn't want to go to the show? What should I do now?