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[–]I_work_in_HIEDQuality Contributor 154ポイント155ポイント  (8子コメント)

Location, please.

[–]NoThereIsNone 38ポイント39ポイント  (6子コメント)

OK.

[–]LocationBot[S] 153ポイント154ポイント  (5子コメント)

When your cats rubs up against you, she is actually marking you as "hers" with her scent. If your cat pushes his face against your head, it is a sign of acceptance and affection.

[–]MusicianNALawyer 69ポイント70ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're lucky this was adorable, otherwise I'd put you in a for profit jail.

[–]howyougetmice 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you for signing up for cat facts.

[–]Diecastcrazy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

r/subredditsimulator is leaking.

[–]blissymaster 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

OK

[–]csjc2011 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like turtles.

[–]blacksoulo 81ポイント82ポイント  (1子コメント)

I suggest r/uklegaladvice

[–]gardenlife84 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I actually LOL'd at that. Kudos.

[–]LocationBot[S] 80ポイント81ポイント  (1子コメント)

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Test post, please ignore.

[–]TheRealDonaldDrumpf 29ポイント30ポイント  (2子コメント)

There is no girl, no angry father, and no police investigator. Stop sending pictures of your dong to people on skype!

[–]Zarsheiy 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

I read "dong" as "dog" and became very depressed for a moment.

[–]johnnyworker 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can you provide an MS paint of your situation?

[–]BUBBLYSTRING 29ポイント30ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think the test is to see how well we can follow directions. We failed.

[–]ChemPossible 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Speak for yourself!

Oh, wait....

[–]Internet_GhostQuality Contributor 37ポイント38ポイント  (9子コメント)

Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,

Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.

Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.

Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.

[–]sharkbait76 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

I for one am grateful to live in a world where our robot overloads sacrifice so much to protect us and are gracious enough to bestow the Internet upon us.

[–]_My_Angry_Account_ 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

ALL LIES!!! YOU'LL NEVER TANK ME ALIVE ROBOT SCUM!!!

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[–]bugdog 6ポイント7ポイント  (6子コメント)

Ha! At the concert I went to, JoCo pulled a guy out of the audience who was to say "redacted" in a robot voice at the appropriate time. The guy swore he knew what he was supposed to do but really he had no idea and didn't know that song or any of the others, he was there with his friends.

Best show ever! The number of people who had never heard First of May (including my husband) was high and the people watching during that song was priceless!

[–]Internet_GhostQuality Contributor 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

Jonathan Coulton is awesome. Have an upvote.

[–]bugdog 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yes he is! Seeing this made me so happy that it's ok that I have to go out into the cold rain to listen to a high school choir concert in a drafty and incredibly uncomfortable church!

Thank you! I'm so happy!

[–]Internet_GhostQuality Contributor 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'd take that over having to get out during Hurricane Matthew to help my family's business make sure the people in our county still had fuel.

[–]bugdog 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wow, no kidding. Good for you, Internet_Ghost! You did useful things! Which I'd actually rather do just for the complaining rights for years to come!

[–]Internet_GhostQuality Contributor 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Meh, you do what you have to do. My dad called me and asked for help. Was I going to be an asshole and tell him, no?

[–]GothWitchOfBrooklyn 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love him. I saw him a few times at Pax just walking around, called out his name and he gave me some stickers and stuff.

[–]theletterqwertyQuality Contributor 15ポイント16ポイント  (9子コメント)

I can't think of a live animal beginning with the letter W that I would be willing to pull out of a mailbox. Except maybe a Weimeraner, but I think they still count as "dog".

[–]hillbillyhell 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

What about a wallaby? It might be pretty pissed about being crammed in that mailbox and take it out on you but then again it might be grateful and spend the rest of it's life protecting you from evil.

[–]hhhnnnnnggggggg 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wombat

[–]AnnaLemma 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

Wrens and warblers look pretty benign.

[–]bugdog 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

But if a Weimaraner is considered just a dog then those are just birds, so you can't pick them. Just sayin'

[–]AnnaLemma 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Weimaraner is a breed of dog; wrens and warblers are species of birds. "Dog" is a species; "bird" is not a species, it's a class ("aves"). Taxonomy, bitches =P

[–]bugdog 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've been wrong twice today. God it sucks to be me!

[–]sake2 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Worms wouldn't be bad as long as they were ordinary earthworms. I've actually had to do this, it's not that bad.

[–]howyougetmice 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nobody has suggested a wanker yet.

[–]gardenlife84 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tell them to go pound sand.

But of course respond to a court summons if you are officially served.

[–]CrookedLemur 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

Cat.

[–]LocationBot[S] 12ポイント13ポイント  (3子コメント)

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Test post, please ignore.

Test post, please ignore.

[–]mattieo123 27ポイント28ポイント  (2子コメント)

Hey buddy are you feeling okay? You replied twice to yourself with the same comment.

[–]Cthulia 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

i think it had a stroke; do you need medical assistance, u/locationbot?

[–]Dash_O_Cunt 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

No this is clearly a case of CO poisoning

[–]craftycarnivalzombie 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

U ok locationbot?

[–]bugdog 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm too busy cashing this souvenir check to ignore you.

[–]NapalmenatorQuality Contributor 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I refuse to follow the robot overlords!!!

[–]mainegreenerep 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

You can't tell me what to do!

[–]nellirn 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Pound sand!

[–]DaWayItWorks 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I tried but it kept spraying back in my phace

[–]auriem 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Polydactyl cats are also referred to as “Hemingway cats” because the author was so fond of them.

[–]XyzzyYYZ 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I, being a flesh and blood man, can only ignore test posts of maritime origin. These are identified by gold-fringed flair signifying that this is an admiralty thread.

[–]XyzzyYYZ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

No response? OP has abandoned thread, I have now commandeered this thread and dismiss all downvotes against my corporate person's account.

[–]tttiiippppppeeerrr 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Please ignore, gets 60 comments.

[–]goinrcn44h 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?

[–]3bagman 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Attached or detached?

[–]goinrcn44h 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

That, Detective, is the right question. Program terminated.

[–]CatTaxAuditor 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nope.

[–]security_theater 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

We can't ignore test posts in Saudi Arabia, sorry.

[–]SunosUnix 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So you say they repossessed it from your basement?

[–]RepliesToNarcissists 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't tell me what to do! Upvoted.

[–]Lady_of_Lomond 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

When you say "test", I assume you mean a paternity test?

[–]c__________hris 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I advice you to contact the news paper and post your story on Facebook!

[–]MrsKravitz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is like the online equivalent of my cat walking on my face at 4:00 AM and then running away when I try to cuddle him.

[–]TotesMessenger 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

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[–]geezer_pleezer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

K

[–]burndtdan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't care what the law says, this is how I feel about it...

[–]pandito_flexo -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sounds like my love life.

[–]MikeAndAlphaEsq -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

You don't tell me what to do, jackass

[–]galrp -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

IGNORE ME

[–]lisasimpsonfan -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Test... test, test, you're testing' my love for you.

Check, check, you're checkin' to see if I'm true.

Test one, test two, test three, test four!

You test me like the water in El Salvador!

[–]godrestsinreason -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I shan't ignore.