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[–]wordjedi [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Imagine if he had sweated his ass off getting a chemical engineering degree instead of having sex when he was 18-22. Now he's making bank. Meanwhile, his Special Cupcake was in a contest with her friends to see who could suck fifty dicks first. She owes $80K in student loan debt for her art/women's studies BA, and she has another $25K in credit card debt from decorating her pricey downtown apartment and looking fabulous for all those years.

Poor Ken has never seen a real vagina, aside from that one time when he went to a strip club with some guys from work and was too embarrassed to tip the girls or make eye contact. Now somebody finally gets him, you know? Sure she "partied" when she was younger. So did he (thinks back to that one strip club visit). Fuck all you assholes if you don't believe in True Love. She's the future Mrs. Bone! (Also future ex-Mrs. Bone. A chemical engineer can pay some serious alimony.)