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In one of Keymaster’s posts there was this link to “metro.co.uk”
about “18 reasons why cats are better than boyfriends”…
Have we really come this far? Sadly I guess so. I have seen so many women and girls giving more affection to their pets than to their family members. That it is just outright sick.
Even my mother loves her cats more than her son. And my BPD sister is crazy about cats and horses. Petting her cat, and kicking her 3 year old brother down the stairway.
What is wrong with them?
The article is just shocking:
WOW. I just realized that they CUT out point 8 to 11, maybe they were too tasteless…
But in point 5 it says:
5. You can stroke them in public
… and legally cut their balls off.It just goes to show how sick they have become.
But that’s what sick women want to do with men: Cut off our balls.
And this article even admits that as a “pro cat” argument.And they are not even ashamed of publishing shit like this. And they don’t even wonder why so many men don’t even think about starting a relationship with a woman anymore.
The article missed the fact that a cat lady sleeping with her cat smells like that all over her body.
But the cat lady herself will never notice that on her own body, of course, because she gets used to the scent.
Only men seem to smell this – and there is no bigger turnoff than a dirty and hairy place, smelling like cat shit, cat piss, cat puke and rotting cat food.
A woman breathing her cat smells 24/7 in her apartment will accumulate these chemicals in her body and re-emit them through her breath and sweat.
The lungs have an absorption area of 100 square meters and even low level cat smells get transported into a woman’s bloodstream.
Having smelly cats in your apartment is the equivalent to sleeping in an ammonia factory.
Asthma, bronchitis, lung disease, eye irritations, allergies… but the health insurance covers it…
The article doesn’t say that living with cats will take these women “out of the equation” of ever getting a man.
Cat smells, no matter how subtle turn off any libido. No girl-pussy can make up for that.
Cat smells are chemically toxic to breathe and a man’s body goes into “protection mode”, meaning his immune system will go “boom”, and his dick will collapse, making him “such a bad lover”
It’s a natural instinct that a man doesn’t feel the desire to make love in a gas chamber.
Women blame-shame men for their hobbies but “since when” do we cuddle our stereo systems or motorcycles…
Since when do we tell our girlfriends that we love our stuff more than them?
Since when do we beat our children and caress our pets instead?
http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/07/18-reasons-why-cats-are-better-than-boyfriends-6112292/
Here is the original text with point 8 to 11 missing. Too bad I couldn’t save this page before this edit…
18 reasons why cats are better than boyfriends
When it comes to reliable sources of comfort and endless hours of fun, forget the old ‘mad cat lady’ stories and spinster jokes, there is only one place you can assure 100% satisfaction guaranteed and that’s having a feline friend in your life.
From giving you space when you need it to the perfect reason to stay in this autumn, here are 18 reasons why cats are better than boyfriends.1. They take exceptionally good care of their appearance
And whilst this does include licking their own a***holes – at least a cat will never gross you out by turning up in a pair of crocs.2. Cats aren’t needy
…. But totally know when it’s time for a cuddle.3. They’ll be happy with an extra sachet of food on their birthday
Because it’s the thought that counts, especially when it only cost £1.494. Cats love that you’re a hot mess
Knickers on the bathroom floor, unmade bed, last nights dinner in the sink?
#Catheaven5. You can stroke them in public
… and legally cut their balls off.6. Cats don’t over-analyse your relationship
You’re theirs, they’re yours.
End of story, happy days.7. … But keep you on your toes
Still, at least you know that when they go missing all weekend it’s because the neighbours are giving them luxury M&S tuna and not because they’re about to dump you for Jeanette from HR.12. They’re gorgeous all the time
And the honeymoon period never ends.13. They don’t have ex-girlfriends
Or social media accounts you trawl through obsessively just to make sure that nothing’s been ‘liked’.14. Cats love Christmas
And appreciate the potential hours of fun in a Christmas bauble.15. You can have more than one cat
In your bed. At the same time.16. … And it’s not quite as annoying when they want to sit on your face in the morning
17. You can call your cat a pussy without it taking offence
18. Cats always land on their feet
Which is more than could be said for the majority on ex-boyfriends.Why did they edit out point 8 to 11?
:::::: Living with a woman is like a dead GPS in the desert – and you have no map, clock, compass and no water on you ::::::And whilst this does include licking their own a***holes – at least a cat will never gross you out by turning up in a pair of crocs.
So a certain type of shoe is more disgusting than licking your own arse? I don’t even know why I’m asking that.
3. They’ll be happy with an extra sachet of food on their birthday
Because it’s the thought that counts, especially when it only cost £1.49Pardon me, how many guys do you know who tend to make a fuss if they’re not showered with presents on their birthdays? That’s what women do! And what do you mean “especially”? Are you basically admitting that the cheap price is what counts? Well then you concede that women are arseholes when it comes to buying gifts.
14. Cats love Christmas
What are they basing that on? Can’t say that I’d noticed.
17. You can call your cat a pussy without it taking offence
Yeah, because guys take sooo much offense to being called pussies. And guess what – SO DO WOMEN.
Fuck ’em all.
To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell
Hey,
I know that this bullshit article would trigger our deepest feelings and that’s why I put it up as a topic.
Keep the truth coming until MGTOW needs more server space.
Tell the cat cunts how much we appreciate their stinky hobby…
:::::: Living with a woman is like a dead GPS in the desert – and you have no map, clock, compass and no water on you ::::::Just as well women like cats better than they like me…
Because they have a shot at living with a cat.
They have zero chance of ever living with me.
Just as well women like cats better than they like me…
Because they have a shot at living with a cat.
They have zero chance of ever living with me.
But the cat doesn’t have much of a choice….
"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain
Mothers who have to have a cat will make her children “second class“ citizens. These children get discriminated against for their body odor, hairy clothes and smelly things.
But selfish women will – of course – never admit to that.
It’s always the children’s fault if they run into trouble at school. Nobody wants to play with a child that stinks like cat litter and cat urine.
That is one of the most awful traits of any mother that is keeping cats while ignoring the fact that her stinky hobby makes her children “lose chances of getting ahead” in life.
Children from stinky homes have twice the burden of getting accepted in the outside world.
How do I know: I have been there – and I moved out of my parents’ apartment in 2nd floor at age 13. Two stories below, the air was clean. So the cat smell was finally away from my room.
And I started to do my own laundry at age 16 or so. Hanging them up for drying in the ground floor. So the clothes wouldn’t stink.
Mothers’ stupidity and selfishness is paramount in creating senseless obstacles in the life of her own children.
So now, if any woman would even talk about “getting a cat” I would show her the door without regret. It’s me or the stink… If you want stink, than go back to your ex. My place will not get scratched up no matter how well she fucks. No women will be pretty enough to compensate for urine in my record collection.
As someone with severe MCS, I am allergic to cat litter and rotting cat food stink anyway.
So she would have to leave with her cat. Even if she was a “10 out of 10” unicorn.
:::::: Living with a woman is like a dead GPS in the desert – and you have no map, clock, compass and no water on you ::::::I used to listen to Dr. Steve’s Medical Hour when it was on XM/Sirus on the O&A channel. He talked about how parasites are present in cat feces and it might be linked in causing “Crazy Cat Ladies”
This article is a few years old, talks about how the parasite changes the brains of rodents to make then unafraid of cats and their urine. The article says that a human’s immune system usually rids these parasites, however this seems like a pretty good smoking gun to me. Regardless, I would never live with an animal that shits/pisses in the house on purpose.
"Women, can't live with 'em, and they can't pee standing up." ~ Rube Baker
This article is a few years old, talks about how the parasite changes the brains of rodents to make then unafraid of cats and their urine. The article says that a human’s immune system usually rids these parasites, however this seems like a pretty good smoking gun to me.
And I think that these worms have eaten themselves into the cat woman’s brains.
Women cat-owners were by far the moss illogical, unaccountable, irresponsible, impolite and stupid human creatures I have encountered in my life.
Or could it be that there is not such a big difference between women and rats?
Anyway, this is probably the reason why women normally get mad at every little flake of dust in the apartment but let her cat piss ans shit all over the place.
I think they are chemically addicted to that smell. That is why I believe this study.
Just compare it: If a woman freaks out at every little thing that would normally not be worth talking about – and on the other hand she tolerates a stench that no human being can stand without eye irritations…
There has to be something wrong with her…
:::::: Living with a woman is like a dead GPS in the desert – and you have no map, clock, compass and no water on you ::::::Yes, women and cats share the same stupidity in many ways.
A cat scratches you in the eyes without thinking. Same do mothers: They hit their sons in the face or on the head for marginal reasons like “forgetting his school homework”.
No abusive mother ever thinks that she can cause her son’s life-long disability by poking out one of his eyes or rupturing his ear diaphragm…
No mother hitting her son on the head has ever thought about getting her son “ready for the wheel chair”, by inducing blood edemas into his brain…
I had to protect myself from injuries like that more than I can count.
Women and Cats are out the door.
For the feminist readers: I have seen many injured children myself among my 4000 customers, and personally knowing “how these injuries are inflicted”, it is clear to see that they “didn’t happen in the sports arena”…
In the 60s, 70s and early 80s, beating children to hell was the “name of the game” for “caring mothers”…
And boys get beaten up 2 to 3 times more than girls…
We don’t need “another mother” nor another stinky cat that gets more love than the son that did all of his lazy mother’s housework…
We MGTOW have learned…
:::::: Living with a woman is like a dead GPS in the desert – and you have no map, clock, compass and no water on you ::::::TV-9 NEWS: Crazy Cat Lady
ROTFL
TV-9 covers the story of a woman who owns over 65 cats.
:::::: Living with a woman is like a dead GPS in the desert – and you have no map, clock, compass and no water on you ::::::I think cats are awesome.
They are mgtow personified in the pet kingdom.
I could come up with 100 reasons why they are better than women."He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." - Dr. Johnson
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