Bill Clinton's penis, the scapegoat of the right-wing. Blamed for everything from 9/11 to relations with North Korea. Feared greatly by Conservatives, as it is actually a functional penis.
In today's speech, President Bush blamed rising unemployment and a failing economy on the Clenis.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Lotsa space for your liquids.
Buy the mug
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Lotsa space for your liquids.
Buy the mug
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Your favorite word on a white mug.
Create a mug
The Urban Dictionary Mug
One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.
Buy the mug
The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt
Soft and offensive. Just like you.
Buy the t-shirt
The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt
Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).
Buy the t-shirt
Can you define these popular missing words?
Freakishly large clitoris. Usually found in women that use steroids.
'Did you see the clenis on that wrestler-chick?"
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Lotsa space for your liquids.
Buy the mug
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Lotsa space for your liquids.
Buy the mug
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Your favorite word on a white mug.
Create a mug
The Urban Dictionary Mug
One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.
Buy the mug
The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt
Soft and offensive. Just like you.
Buy the t-shirt
The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt
Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).
Buy the t-shirt
Portmanteau of
clitoris and
penis. A large clitoris that, due to its abnormal size, resembles a penis.
Don't download that porno with the wrestler Chyna, unless you want to barf... she's got a clenis!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Lotsa space for your liquids.
Buy the mug
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Lotsa space for your liquids.
Buy the mug
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Your favorite word on a white mug.
Create a mug
The Urban Dictionary Mug
One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.
Buy the mug
The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt
Soft and offensive. Just like you.
Buy the t-shirt
The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt
Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).
Buy the t-shirt
(noun.)
1. President Bill Clinton's all powerful member (Clinton + penis = clenis)
2. Name used to sarcastically identify right wing conservatives' and the media's habit of blaming every bad event on President Clinton's sexual misconduct.
George Bush couldn't have wrecked the economy...I blame the Clenis!
Thanks to the Clenis today's teens have no morals.
Rush Limbaugh blamed the Clenis for causing his criminal drug use.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Lotsa space for your liquids.
Buy the mug
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Lotsa space for your liquids.
Buy the mug
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Your favorite word on a white mug.
Create a mug
The Urban Dictionary Mug
One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.
Buy the mug
The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt
Soft and offensive. Just like you.
Buy the t-shirt
The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt
Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).
Buy the t-shirt
A clitoris so big it can pass for a penis.
I went down on this lady the other night and she had quite the clenis.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Lotsa space for your liquids.
Buy the mug
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Lotsa space for your liquids.
Buy the mug
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Your favorite word on a white mug.
Create a mug
The Urban Dictionary Mug
One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.
Buy the mug
The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt
Soft and offensive. Just like you.
Buy the t-shirt
The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt
Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).
Buy the t-shirt
An enormous clitoris that is big enough to be a small penis.
The warden in that lesbain prison porno had a giant red clenis.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Lotsa space for your liquids.
Buy the mug
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Lotsa space for your liquids.
Buy the mug
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Your favorite word on a white mug.
Create a mug
The Urban Dictionary Mug
One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.
Buy the mug
The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt
Soft and offensive. Just like you.
Buy the t-shirt
The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt
Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).
Buy the t-shirt
1. a very large clitoris (suckably large!)
2. a mutant penis-shaped clit
Jim: Holy
shit! I could see the
clenis on that last
stripper from the back of the room it was so huge!
Joe: Perfect for all the latent
fags in here, don'tcha think?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Lotsa space for your liquids.
Buy the mug
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Lotsa space for your liquids.
Buy the mug
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Your favorite word on a white mug.
Create a mug
The Urban Dictionary Mug
One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.
Buy the mug
The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt
Soft and offensive. Just like you.
Buy the t-shirt
The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt
Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).
Buy the t-shirt