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[–]Kairuku 8803ポイント8804ポイント x2 (218子コメント)

No more /r/thanksobama? Thanks, Obama.

[–][削除されました]  (12子コメント)

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    [–]JoeBidenBot 1057ポイント1058ポイント  (115子コメント)

    Biden needs some love too

    [–]Kairuku 616ポイント617ポイント  (93子コメント)

    [–]Mr_Ron_Mexico 828ポイント829ポイント  (7子コメント)

    [–]squeak_kacz 83ポイント84ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I want to believe!

    [–]panda-erz 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Don't just believe, make that shit happen!

    [–]AMZ88 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I second that motion!

    [–]JoeBidenBot 431ポイント432ポイント  (52子コメント)

    You get that thing?

    [–][deleted] 317ポイント318ポイント  (51子コメント)

    Fuck off Biden

    [–]JoeBidenBot 412ポイント413ポイント  (43子コメント)

    haha, I'm doing stuff.

    [–]uzername_ic 135ポイント136ポイント  (40子コメント)

    God damn. No one likes you Biden.

    [–]JoeBidenBot 218ポイント219ポイント  (36子コメント)

    yep

    [–]somethingasaur 122ポイント123ポイント  (35子コメント)

    I like you, Joe Biden.

    [–]midtoke 45ポイント46ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I think Leslie Knope is fond of him

    [–]ksiyoto 22ポイント23ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Fuck off Biden

    I think the proper Biden expression is "Big fucking deal".

    [–]JoeBidenBot 36ポイント37ポイント  (2子コメント)

    If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

    [–]galskab 79ポイント80ポイント  (19子コメント)

    [–]JoeBidenBot 58ポイント59ポイント  (18子コメント)

    Which would you rather fight: one horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?

    [–]iShark 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Blow me, Biden.

    [–]stolenlogic 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Leslie Knope will be ecstatic.

    [–]ObamaRobot 362ポイント363ポイント  (54子コメント)

    You're welcome!

    [–]ImurderREALITY 253ポイント254ポイント  (47子コメント)

    Why isn't your name "Robobama?"

    [–]so_contemporary 306ポイント307ポイント  (44子コメント)

    You mean "Robama".

    [–]ImurderREALITY 532ポイント533ポイント  (42子コメント)

    I thought of that, but I think Robobama is better, because you can hear the "Robo" part better, and it still works because "Obama" starts with an O, and "Robo" ends with an O. "Robama" captures the "Obama," but not really the "Robo." "Robobama captures both of them together, and it sounds better. Picture it like this, if it helps:

    Robo-bama

    vs.

    Ro-bama.

    "Ro-bama" just sounds like you put an R in front of his name, and people might not get it right away. "Robobama" is easily and instantly understandable as "Robot Obama."

    [–]critical_meat 351ポイント352ポイント  (17子コメント)

    Well, they'll never say you didn't give it due diligence.

    [–]ahighone 44ポイント45ポイント  (11子コメント)

    I need 4 pounds of bacon, 3 steaks, and a slice of veil ... Stat.

    [–]plskthnx 49ポイント50ポイント  (9子コメント)

    Veal? Or you making something burka..

    [–]GoldDong 29ポイント30ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Maybe a steak, bacon and cheeseburqa.

    [–]btsierra 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Sorry, gotta leave off the bacon, otherwise it's a haraamburqa.

    [–]ImurderREALITY 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I thought it through thoroughly before I posted it. Mainly because I have no life.

    [–]openmindedskeptic 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Reminds me of this thread from Obama's AMA 2 years ago. My favorite thread of all time.

    [–]iamthemidwest 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Dude. So meta.

    [–]JillyPolla 672ポイント673ポイント  (22子コメント)

    This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by BuzzFeed.

    There's something ironic here...

    [–]Aguy89 231ポイント232ポイント  (19子コメント)

    Thanks Obama now I can't even see the Thanks Obama joke with Obama Thanking Obama.

    [–]JoeBidenBot 62ポイント63ポイント  (15子コメント)

    Do you want Joe Biden in this thread? Because this is how you get Joe Biden in this thread. Also, Joe wants some thanks too.

    [–]chemicalgeekery 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I don't blame them for being protective of this video. It's probably the only original content they've created.

    [–]wardrich 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

    We need to pull together as a community to get every list on that site with our content pulled down for copyright.

    [–]Kirjath 1382ポイント1383ポイント  (145子コメント)

    [–]reinhart_menken 909ポイント910ポイント  (67子コメント)

    Fuck the "Thanks Obama". He said "yolo man" at 1:53 lol.

    [–]smooshie 256ポイント257ポイント  (41子コメント)

    "The president says, 'YOLO, man!' And for people at home who may not know what that stands for, YOLO stands for 'you only live once'. Well you know who’s not alive, Juan, now? Kayla Mueller."

    are you fucking kidding me right now FOX.

    [–]SpicyMcHaggis206 177ポイント178ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You know you've gone too far when you can't even get other FOX anchors to join you in trashing Obama.

    [–]A_Nagger 51ポイント52ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Holy shit this is /r/nottheonion gold

    [–][deleted] 96ポイント97ポイント  (9子コメント)

    I used to try and defend fox, but nope. No more. I'm done. They are just retarded.

    [–]TheTaoOfOne 93ポイント94ポイント  (8子コメント)

    Why bother trying to defend them? And why would this be the straw that breaks that? They've been shit for years. Literally every single thing Obama takes a position of "I'm for this!", they will reflexively take the position of "here is why this is bad!".

    They're not interested in giving news, they're interested in pandering to their "We hate Obama!" crowd.

    [–][deleted] 86ポイント87ポイント  (7子コメント)

    Because disagreeing with Obama on issues is OK, no matter how clear cut the issue may seem. But to criticize a joke and try and tie it to the death of a young woman at the hands of Isis? Thats retarded.

    [–]TheTaoOfOne 67ポイント68ポイント  (1子コメント)

    The thing is, thats par for the course when it comes to fox. Thats not a new low for them. Thats them being them.

    [–]AJockeysBallsack 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Thats them being them.

    Hey, you do you.

    [–][deleted] 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Fox News doesn't disagree with Obama, though. They attempt to vilify him whenever they can.

    Republicans (as in citizens) disagree with Obama. Fox just makes shit up.

    [–]sporkhandsknifemouth 22ポイント23ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Then don't defend fox, defend reasonable discourse. Fox is the direct opposite of reasonable discourse.

    [–]TehGogglesDoNothing 26ポイント27ポイント  (2子コメント)

    But FOX News is Fair and Balanced. It says so right in the commercials.

    [–]KentuckyHouse 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

    You forgot their other tag line: "We report, you decide". Considering we're talking about Fox News, how loaded of an invitation is that?

    [–][deleted] 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Oh my god. "The selfie stick is widely recognized as the most undignified human creation." That's gold.

    [–]wobbut 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

    those bastards look for anything to trash Obama. They hit their gold there today.

    [–]AccidentalThief 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Really? The selfie stick being the most undignified thing ever? It's a freaking inanimate object....ahahah. Oh man, i actually agreed to an extent that was kinda silly. But damn her credibility hit rock bottom as soon as she said that.

    [–]Whydidideletemyaccou 29ポイント30ポイント  (11子コメント)

    How the fuck are they able to transmit information to the public? Jesus christ.

    New sources should have to be "accredited" similar to how schools do. It's okay to convey dissenting opinions, but god damn this is stupid.

    [–]chriskmee 13ポイント14ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Unfortunately they are not really there to report news, they are there to sell it. If they can modify their product (news) a little to gain more customers (viewers) while still maintaining their credibility as a business, they will do so.

    [–]Whydidideletemyaccou 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

    But it's essentially a branch of the government, and plays such a large part in the under workings of society.

    [–]tollfreecallsonly 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    that idea is how you lose free speech. Lenin was actually trying to help, least in the beginning.

    [–]el_f3n1x187 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    wtfffffff >.>

    [–]ObamaRobot 349ポイント350ポイント  (19子コメント)

    You're welcome!

    [–]zanzebar 291ポイント292ポイント  (17子コメント)

    I'm afraid your services are no longer required. You know who to blame.

    [–]pooch321 111ポイント112ポイント  (16子コメント)

    He should thank Obama

    [–]positron3000 55ポイント56ポイント  (15子コメント)

    Oh wow, he didn't respond...

    [–]ming_the_merciless 75ポイント76ポイント  (8子コメント)

    I hope he didn't do anything drastic.

    [–]SUPERSMILEYMAN 66ポイント67ポイント  (7子コメント)

    I'm pretty sure there has to be a s at the end of thanks. Thanks Obama, instead of thank Obama.

    [–]JoeBidenBot 37ポイント38ポイント  (0子コメント)

    ... and thanks to ol' Joe

    [–]mydogisarhino 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

    YOLOBAMA

    [–]stevekochscience 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You only live once but ask me anything?

    [–]ffgamefan 37ポイント38ポイント  (1子コメント)

    That's a genius way to advertise his healthcare. "Februberry"

    [–][deleted] 123ポイント124ポイント  (8子コメント)

    You'd think the President would have someone to clean his damn mirror.

    [–]zeussays 75ポイント76ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I think that was the point.

    [–]tling 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Yeah, otherwise you couldn't tell it was a mirror.

    [–]SyntheticPhred 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yolo, man.

    [–]MILANOVIC 34ポイント35ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I liked that touch. Made me feel on the same level as him. My mirrors aren't clean every damn day.

    [–]Rafaeliki 87ポイント88ポイント  (9子コメント)

    Wow the comments on that website are pretty funny.

    "Hussein Obama has become a parody world wide.

    Let's see the selfie in the milk bath with Fruit Loops or Lucky Charm or Fruity Pebbles or Count Chocula."

    I thought the guy didn't give enough examples of cereals to portray his message.

    "I can think of another place where Obama could put the "selfie stick." He has become a cartoon character of a jackas*. Truly, I pray the nation survives his destructive tenure just so that I can watch the very excellent History Channel series entitled, "The Obama Fraud." Once the freak's out of power, all his dark (and I mean dark as in evil, vile, Satanic, weird) secrets are going to come out. God selected a good one for us in Obama. Sadly, our fallen nation deserves him."

    With how the country has crumbled to nothing in the past seven years, it's impossible that we survive one more.

    [–]oh3fiftyone 48ポイント49ポイント  (2子コメント)

    God selects our presidents? Maybe I don't need to vote after all.

    [–]ramblingnonsense 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I try telling all the fundies I know about that, but they insist on voting anyway. Guess they don't have that much faith...

    [–]trennerdios 52ポイント53ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Do you even KNOW how many people have DIED in the WORLD since OBUMMER became president? I don't, but I'm guessing it's A LOT!

    /s, in case it's needed.

    [–]SmegmataTheFirst 27ポイント28ポイント  (1子コメント)

    if someone needs it, they didn't deserve to get the joke anyway. All the ruffled feathers they'd get is justice for their own failure to have a sense of humor.

    no /s, in case anyone thinks that's a joke.

    [–]wizcat 103ポイント104ポイント  (30子コメント)

    taken down due to copyright claim? scumbag buzzfeed

    [–]wermwouldNOT 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I wish for riches upon you. That made my day.

    [–]JakJakAttacks 2507ポイント2508ポイント  (33子コメント)

    You won't believe how Buzzfeed beat Reddit...

    [–]sopjohn 877ポイント878ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Redditors HATE him

    [–]RedditTooAddictive 242ポイント243ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Here's the one weird trick the neckbeard addicts don't want you to find out!

    [–]SSJwiggy 180ポイント181ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Who is this mysterious hacker "Buzzfeed"?

    [–]Weird_Trick 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Is it me?

    [–]Bad_Sex_Advice 83ポイント84ポイント  (0子コメント)

    At least we can rejoice in the fact that this was a Healthcare ad directed at people who probably need it the most - Buzzfeed readers.

    [–]yomexicanfriend 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Well played, friend

    [–]kvachon[S,M] 1269ポイント1270ポイント  (63子コメント)

    Great vine crop submitted here. Last approved submission ever - http://www.reddit.com/r/ThanksObama/comments/2vo4ou/thanks_me/

    [–]RevolverOctopus 1285ポイント1286ポイント  (56子コメント)

    I don't know if you're serious or not, but I really hope you are. I fully and COMPLETELY stand behind restricting submissions forever. Not because I want this sub to end, because i dont it's fucking hilarious, but because this is such a perfect fucking way to go out.

    [–]aceoyame 220ポイント221ポイント  (6子コメント)

    I whole heartedly agree

    [–]HerpJersey 109ポイント110ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Thanks, we really needed your approval.

    [–]p0rt 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Thank you for the improved approval of his approval.

    [–]score_ 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Hey don't thank him...

    [–]Ball-Blam-Burglerber 63ポイント64ポイント  (40子コメント)

    This is sort of why I haven't started House of Cards Season 3 yet.

    [–]TwistedMexi 112ポイント113ポイント  (37子コメント)

    That and the fact it's not out. Netflix accidentally put it up for a minute but it was taken back down.

    [–]crackalac 19ポイント20ポイント  (36子コメント)

    Which means it's probably floating around if you choose to look.

    [–]experimentalist 66ポイント67ポイント  (35子コメント)

    Its not. I have.

    [–]ProjectGO 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Can confirm, I've checked some pretty top-notch places and it's not out there.

    I think that the torrents are generated by using screen capture devices anyways, so someone(s) would have had to play all of the different episodes on multiple computers to get the files in time, and couldn't do it any faster than the full runtime of the longest episode anyways.

    [–]312c 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is correct, Netflix's DRM hasn't been bypassed so far so each episode must be played through and captured.

    [–]GroundhogNight 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Right? You peak and that's it. Get out while you can.

    [–]RevolverOctopus 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

    The George Costanza method: Leave on a high note.

    [–]DwelveDeeper 317ポイント318ポイント  (13子コメント)

    YOU'RE WELCOME OBAMA

    [–]UncleGoldie 203ポイント204ポイント  (12子コメント)

    "Did I just thank myself other Obama?"

    "Yes, yes I did, other Obama, yes I did"

    EDIT: Did I find out that the president also used to go by Barry, Other unclegoldie?

    Yes, Other unclegoldie , yes I did

    [–]pduffy52 541ポイント542ポイント  (3子コメント)

    /r/thanksobama closes because of Obama. Thanks Obama.

    [–]Rats_In_Boxes 72ポイント73ポイント  (10子コメント)

    I don't feel quite as sad as when Pictures of Ian Sleeping closed, but this is a close second.

    [–]bannana 15ポイント16ポイント  (8子コメント)

    Why did it close?

    [–]youareinthematrix 95ポイント96ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Ian woke up.

    [–]zixkill 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Account is legit, Ian is no longer in the matrix.

    [–]fightingsioux 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Ian's girlfriend's mom flipped the fuck out.

    [–]vitriol666 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

    What a great way to target the younger crowd into getting healthcare. Thanks Obama.

    [–]JoeBidenBot 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Isn't there someone you forgot to thank... nudge

    [–]ObamaRobot 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You're welcome!

    [–][deleted] 52ポイント53ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Filed under 'self.ThanksObama' That got meta...meta real fast

    [–]norseburrito 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Goodbye sweet world.

    [–]ThisFreaknGuy 27ポイント28ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Thanks Obama. Full circles bring me peace.

    [–]jasenlee 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It's really kind of nice and refreshing to have a President with a pretty damn good sense of humor.

    [–]iloveyou271 21ポイント22ポイント  (7子コメント)

    The hate for Obama over this video at the comments section of thehill.com is astounding.

    [–]Adddicus 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

    He just ruins everything!

    Thanks Obama!

    [–]redvandal 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm trying to think of how /r/yourewelcomebiden is going to work.

    [–]greenbabyshit 23ポイント24ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I'm pretty sure this is the first buzzfeed video that actually made me laugh. I mean more than just blowing air out of my nose, actual noise.

    [–][deleted] 15ポイント16ポイント  (8子コメント)

    Thanks Obama.

    Thobama.

    [–]0l01o1ol0 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Jesus, Obama's charisma and charm is actually above that of Clinton and JFK, isn't it?

    [–]knowledge84 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

    He ruined the joke!!!! Thanks Obama!

    [–]davidmoore0 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Is anyone esle bothered by how dirty that mirror is?

    [–]Gigantkranion 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Umm. . . Thanks Buzzfeed?

    runs away*

    [–]zarkovis 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Wow the sub is seriously dead?

    [–]dark_slayer_900 4ポイント5ポイント  (35子コメント)

    I was hoping for new content....thanks obama

    [–]agareo 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I sure miss this. Thanks, Obama

    [–]superbleeder 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

    No longer available due to copyright claim by buzzfeed....

    [–]commentsurfer 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Man... I don't care what people say, I love Obama.

    [–]Eggy216 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Thanks, Obama. It was fun while it lasted.

    [–]boomer98 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Pools Closed.

    Thanks Obama

    Thanks Joe Biden

    [–][deleted] 111ポイント112ポイント  (12子コメント)

    Fuck Buzzfeed

    [–][deleted] 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "Watch the 10 Funniest Obama Jokes that Only Americans Will Get!"

    [–]theghostecho 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

    The video has been blocked... thanks obama

    [–]ObamaRobot 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You're welcome!

    [–]hatyn 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

    И Обама тоже?

    И Обама тоже?????

    why is this in russian. what is happening. ww3?

    [–]AustNerevar 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    RIP /r/thanksobama.

    Thanks Obama.

    [–]WilsonHanks 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I'll be waiting for the rebels to start /r/TrueThanksObama

    [–][deleted] 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Reddit just got Obama'd

    [–]shArkh 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

    I am a british expat greenkrrd an all in the states, and this man is a legend. He's got some english-ranked dry in him for sure.