1. Upvote if you haven't been polled for the general election. MONSTER VOTE INCOMING! /r/The_Donald

--Everyone is out of step except our Johnny

1. Let's get #DropOutHillary trending. We all knew it, but with Wikileaks there is now hard evidence of blatant corruption, treason against the United States, illegal coordination with Correct the Record, rigging the primaries, pay for play with oppressive nations, etc. She needs to go... to jail. /r/The_Donald

--Winner of longest title award in the category of Forwards from Grandma.

1. No makeup selfie 😊 /r/selfie

--I'm too old to know what the point of this is. I'm going with more narcissism. Keeps it in good company.

1. Lets Go Ahead, And Make This The #1 Result For "DEADBEAT DAD" /r/The_Donald

--Picture of Bill Clinton. Wedged between the "divorce is unholy but Hillary should have divorced him" hypocrisy and some other fever dream I'm not familiar with.

1. RUSSIA WARNS USA: Vote for world peace by voting for Trump, or face war if evil Hillary wins. /r/The_Donald

--I'm so damn glad someone recognizes that Russia has our best interests at heart.

1. WIKILEAKS: SOROS IS GIVING CTR $1M A YEAR /r/The_Donald

--Yup and which party gave us Citizen's United again and intends to make Supreme Court appointments to uphold it?

1. IT"S HAPPENING! FBI insiders think Hillary should be charged for her crimes! /r/The_Donald

--There is a guy where I work weekends who believes in chemtrails.

1. Sci-fi Writer John Scalzi Posts his Endorsement /r/hillaryclinton

--Holy Shit. CTR works. Made the top 10 where 18 of the top 25 are The Donald! 'Course, I don't know who this guy is. Good thing they told me who he is. Sorry, Scalzi fans. Hopefully he's not one of those dark dystopian sorts.

1. JAKE TAPPER BUSTED COLLUDING WITH CLINTON CAMPAIGN ON WHAT QUESTIONS HE WILL ASK! "From Tapper: 'Just confirming that you’re not going to have any comment on steps President Clinton took during his gubernatorial tenure to honor the Confederacy'"YUUUGE! /r/The_Donald

--I'm starting to strongly suspect there is some issue with people not clicking and reading past the title over at a certain subreddit.

10 Obama: "There is no such thing as a vote that doesn't matter" (goddamn he is fired up)Social Media /r/Blackfellas

-- Uh oh, given this made the top ten when The Donald rightfully deserves all ten spots, I can only assume CTR has overtaken /r/blackfellas

1. Hillary Clinton: The fix is in (washingtontimes.com) /r/WayOfTheBern

--Bernie bros are linking to the Washington Times?? It's like cats and dogs living together. No one has the moral high ground. Oh well.

1. WIKILEAKS: CLINTON STAFF CONCERNED THAT BILL SEXUALLY ABUSED HIS 3RD COUSIN IN THEIR HOME WHILE SHE BABYSAT CHELSEA. /r/The_Donald

--Apparently, I'm not supposed to vote for Bill. Gotcha. I'll write that on my hand when I go into vote, just in case I forget. Also, third cousin? Isn't that just "some other person"?

1. We have a winner! "none of my friends circle can understand how it was viewed as ok/secure/appropriate to use a private server for secure > documents AND why further Hillary took it upon herself to review them and > delete documents without providing anyone outside her circle a chance to weigh in" /r/The_Donald

--Yup, confirmed that theory about no one is reading any actual sources. Also, what does that say? Is it a madlibs?

1. Trump accused of 'waltzing in' on pageant contestants, some as young as 15 /r/Drumpf

--Wait! Who's this /r/Drumpf group? Congrats guys on making /r/rising!

1. Bill O'reilly lied yesterday when talking to Trump. He said Hillary was hired by the state to represent the rapist of the 12 year old girl and that she got him off with 1 year. Hillary took the case by choice as a favor and got him off with 2 month served during trial. (crabdiving.com) /r/The_Donald

--You had me at Bill O'reilly lied. Also, crabdiving.com because oysterharvester.com was taken.

1. Republican Senator Says GOP Can't Stand By Trump After Comments On Jailing Clinton /r/hillaryclinton

--CTR, I hope you earned Pizza Friday. Also, step out your novelized title game, guys. You think people read anything more than that? Come on.

1. Jill Stein Endorses DONALD TRUMP /r/The_Donald

--She also wants to funnel government money into homeopathy.

1. So Reuters really needs a D+16 sample just to give Hillary a 7 point lead? My God, she must be far behind!CORRUPTION /r/The_Donald

--I put in subscription amazon order for gourmet hippy red popcorn. You are fundamentally part of my enjoyment of that purchase, The Donald, so please don't flag on me.

1. Leak Reveals Clinton Promised Bankers To Stand Against Marijuana Legalization /r/Kossacks_for_Sanders

--I don't want to click on the link. Why do bankers care? Is this just boogieman word salad? I'm going with that.

1. SJW assaults Lauren Southern /r/The_Donald

--Is that a railroad?

1. HOUSE OF CARDS: Bernie Sanders brother gives interview calling Bill Clinton "a rapist." Podesta responded by calling Bernie's chief strategist Tad Devine and "threatening" him. This is the chairman of Killary's campaign. HE IS A THUG AND MUST RESIGN. /r/The_Donald

--The Donald is a middle school girls' gossipy catfight instragram thing.

1. WOW Trump /r/The_Donald

--Wow, I guess they need to write a novel or it's just clickbait. The thumbnail looks like one of Elon Musk's factories or something.

1. 'YOU'D BE IN JAIL' WAS SECOND DEBATE'S TOP MOMENT, ANALYSIS FINDSYUUUGE! /r/The_Donald

--I'd agree. It succinctly defined Trump's desire to be a Banana Republic strongman.

1. LEAKED EMAILS PROVE HILLARY CLINTON VIOLATED FEC LAWS /r/The_Donald

--Someone should look into that then. Too bad Republicans stripped the budget of every oversight agency below the level where it has resources to do so.

1. WIKINUKE: Podesta Agrees Iran Deal "Is The Greatest Appeasement Since Chamberlain Gave Czechoslovakia To Hitler”STUMPED! /r/The_Donald

--Hey, funny how we can't have a national conversation about important issues. I wonder if that might be because the calls to fearmongering and hyperbola are so divisive.

--Nah. That's as unlikely as it is that The Donald is manipulating their votes.