The average penis size is so disappointing

[yekaterina113]

I hate the word Penis.

But seriously. I'm 22 so I haven't been with a lot of guys...15 at the MOST...wait, is that a lot? lol Anyways this is what I've found...
All of my actual boyfriends were decent-okay looking and had GREAT dicks.
All the guys that I've dated for a little bit or had 1 night stands with were hot/gorgeous but their dicks were just meh. I'm talkin either just plain small...or long and thin side...or decent sized but a tiny head or bent dick (a small head is such a f'n turn off!). This is a serious issue cause I moved on REAL QUICK and completely lost interest.

Call me superficial but I can understand why a guy would lose internet in a girl if her vajayjay was ugly or was so loose that it felt like a wet sock.

Last year I got out of a pretty long relationship and have only hooked up with 2 guys since then because I'm just giving up. They were smokin hot, fun personality, and....meh. What the fuck man!

[Surprise]

I hate the word Penis.

But seriously. I'm 22 so I haven't been with a lot of guys...15 at the MOST...wait, is that a lot? lol Anyways this is what I've found...
All of my actual boyfriends were decent-okay looking and had GREAT dicks.
All the guys that I've dated for a little bit or had 1 night stands with were hot/gorgeous but their dicks were just meh. I'm talkin either just plain small...or long and thin side...or decent sized but a tiny head or bent dick (a small head is such a f'n turn off!). This is a serious issue cause I moved on REAL QUICK and completely lost interest.

Call me superficial but I can understand why a guy would lose internet in a girl if her vajayjay was ugly or was so loose that it felt like a wet sock.

Last year I got out of a pretty long relationship and have only hooked up with 2 guys since then because I'm just giving up. They were smokin hot, fun personality, and....meh. What the fuck man!


i have the opposite problem. all my boyfriends had lousy dicks, but my hookups had GREAT dicks.

[Kellydancer]

I say it this way, it doesn't matter what the penis looks like, all that matters is the guy attached to it.

[tempest666]

Well there are growers and there are showers....don't go by what he looks like flaccid because you may be missing out on a gem. Trust me on that one. For me a small dick or a crooked dick is a deal breaker. I have left guys for being too small, crooked etc.

[yekaterina113]

Well there are growers and there are showers....don't go by what he looks like flaccid because you may be missing out on a gem. Trust me on that one. For me a small dick or a crooked dick is a deal breaker. I have left guys for being too small, crooked etc.


Oh no I'm talking when they're rock hard and you're still waiting for it to get bigger...and it never does, haha. It is a deal breaker!

Another weird thing those last 2 guys were uncircumcised. WHHYYYYY

[tempest666]

Another weird thing those last 2 guys were uncircumcised. WHHYYYYY

Oh yeah that's another deal breaker for me! That salami better be in a neat, tidy package!!!!

[yekaterina113]

Oh yeah that's another deal breaker for me! That salami better be in a neat, tidy package!!!!


lmao salami. It was the first one I've ever [unfortunately] encountered...I remember just holding the grossness back and taking it like a champ before "What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?" came out.

[tempest666]

^^^^^ I also don't like alot of bush. So I prefer well endowed, trimmed or clean shaven at least 8 inches.....

[nicole84]

see, and i'll take average any day. my absolute max for decent sex is 7.5" smallest has been around 5.5" but thicker. as long as they know what they are doing, im good.

i keep running into the horse dicks. why?! ugh.

something about swinging seems to attract the guys guys like bulls. thank god my main man is 7" and perfect for me.

[tempest666]

I like em pretty and pink!!!

[Surprise]

i keep running into the horse dicks. why?! ugh.



hey lets trade. ;D

[she sells sanctuary]

1. no vag is as loose as a fucking sock. learn about anatomy.

2. penis enlargement surgery won't make it that much bigger. maybe an inch longer, no thicker. the stuff that makes them thicker also makes them look and supposedly feel really weird and unnatural.

most of the guys i've fucked have been rather large. one or two were on the smaller end of average. the rest were on the larger end of average. turns out that i actually prefer that.

[tempest666]

see, and i'll take average any day. my absolute max for decent sex is 7.5" smallest has been around 5.5" but thicker. as long as they know what they are doing, im good.

i keep running into the horse dicks. why?! ugh.

something about swinging seems to attract the guys guys like bulls. thank god my main man is 7" and perfect for me.

My ex had a horsecock.....omfg that thing was huge!!!!!! I could ride that thing for days and I would be sore! And he lasted for hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I nicknamed him "The Scottish Stallion"

[carmen_b]

HaHaha. Are you my friend I work clubs with ? ..... cause you totally sound like her and that would be funny!
I'm going to vote on the side of nice dicks are ONE nice thing . It's still the total package I'm after, but a perfect dick ( and that means more than 6'', thick, and either straight or bent up for me ) is a great part of a total package.

[noelle]

Call me superficial but I can understand why a guy would lose internet in a girl if her vajayjay was ugly or was so loose that it felt like a wet sock.

Best typo ever!

[tempest666]

*Sticking hand in wet sock* hmmmmm just feels blah.....

[Kisca]

Haha, my serious ex- bf had the best fucking dick... but it make me mad he didnt like rough stuff. While the other guys hook-ups and little bfs... had weird movememnts, and just blahh boring! I mean at least learn how to fucking move it.. maybe that'll be helpful.. but I sure know I wasnt pleased with the size(s).

[tempest666]

My ex liked rough sex. He would choke me, tie me up, make bondage harnesses for my tits, call me a little whore, all kinds of shit.

[yekaterina113]

1. no vag is as loose as a fucking sock. learn about anatomy.



Well I certainly hope not


HaHaha. Are you my friend I work clubs with ? ..... cause you totally sound like her and that would be funny!
I'm going to vote on the side of nice dicks are ONE nice thing . It's still the total package I'm after, but a perfect dick ( and that means more than 6'', thick, and either straight or bent up for me ) is a great part of a total package.

lol I don't believe so! I don't talk to many girls at the club I work at.


Best typo ever!

Bahahaha!

[Dolly D]

Oh no I'm talking when they're rock hard and you're still waiting for it to get bigger...and it never does, haha. It is a deal breaker!

Another weird thing those last 2 guys were uncircumcised. WHHYYYYY

For me it's mostly about thickness, but to be honest if the guy is awesome I could really care less about his dick. I had a boyfriend awhile back that told me he could pleasure himself better than any girl could anyway when I tried to with hold sex from him (Bad I know :() and I sort of tend to agree, my toys can compensate }:D

I'm actually strongly against circumcision mainly because It doesn't sit right with me morally, don't get me wrong I think it should be an option I just don't like it being done to babies.

[DesuvsDeath]

I like 'em smaller, honestly.
The larger side of average is about as much as I enjoy.

So. No complaints, here.

Even if it were a bit bigger or smaller than I'd like. I'm sure there are things about me that are probably not quite the size he'd like either. :P
The person it's attached to matters.

[pussyinboots]

My ex liked rough sex. He would choke me, tie me up, make bondage harnesses for my tits, call me a little whore, all kinds of shit.

Ooohhh...now we're talking. That makes up for a lack of inches any day!

I like 'average'...like 6.5" to 7".....thick, rock hard......and THROBBING. Yummm!

[Optimist]

lmao salami. It was the first one I've ever [unfortunately] encountered...I remember just holding the grossness back and taking it like a champ before "What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?" came out.

Oh LAWD!!!!! :rotfl: Fuckin' HILARIOUS! I'm with you, girl. I can't stand any weird stripes or rings or bends. Long and thin....I just want to get the fuck up and throw him out. Short dick doesn't bug me because with talent that can work out. It's just hilarious how many men at the clubs openly insult and criticize our looks when we clearly have what it takes to attract large numbers of guys. I bet a lot of them have bent dick, ring dick, and God knows what else! ::)

[MissLucy]

Well there are growers and there are showers....don't go by what he looks like flaccid because you may be missing out on a gem. Trust me on that one. For me a small dick or a crooked dick is a deal breaker. I have left guys for being too small, crooked etc.

Crooked?! Clearly I havent lived. Ive never seen a crooked penis. Crooked as in it leans to one side rather than centered or is there a bend in it? Sorry, stupid question but im honestly confused.

[pussyinboots]

Crooked?! Clearly I havent lived. Ive never seen a crooked penis. Crooked as in it leans to one side rather than centered or is there a bend in it? Sorry, stupid question but im honestly confused.

No...there's bend or 'kink' in it. In the case of the one I got lumbered with one drunken night - bent right at the end. It looked like a wall bracket...really. I was like....NO WAAY!

[Vyanka]

LOLz, this thread.

I've never encountered a crooked dick(THANK GOD) but i'm guessing it's a dick shaped like gonzo's nose.

[KS_Stevia]

Small penis is not acceptable for me for dating. Sorry, dealbreaker.

[pussyinboots]

LOLz, this thread.

I've never encountered a crooked dick(THANK GOD) but i'm guessing it's a dick shaped like gonzo's nose.

Aww...I LOVED Gonzo, his nose was really cute. But yeppers....it was JUST like that. Sorry, but I'm NOT having my insides all mushed up!:O

[Dolly D]

Lol, this thread reminded me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w. Made me laugh so hard.

[pussyinboots]

Lol, this thread reminded me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w. Made me laugh so hard.

Hehehehee - I like it. BTW...did you see THIS in the list next to it...I'd certainly have it for lunch. Watch for the last girl in the yellow top - she looks like she's thinking of going back..!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNlJaJUXRwM&feature=related


Now....back to the small ones.......

[Autumn Lily]

I have to agree with KellyDancer - not the size of the penis that matters, it's the quality of the guy.

Shortest I've had is 5 inches, and he could ROCK with it! He may have been short, but he was fairly thick.

I don't mind average size. I've been with a huge guy before and it hurt a lot. Ever since then, my saying's been "Some things in life are MEANT to be average."

[pussyinboots]

I have to agree with KellyDancer - not the size of the penis that matters, it's the quality of the guy.

Shortest I've had is 5 inches, and he could ROCK with it! He may have been short, but he was fairly thick.

I don't mind average size. I've been with a huge guy before and it hurt a lot. Ever since then, my saying's been "Some things in life are MEANT to be average."

Totally. What we say here in the UK is..."it's not what he's got, it's what he does with it that counts."

[hot4ablackchick]

I could deal with 5" as long as it wasn't skinny and the guy had skills. I couldn't fuck/have any sort of relationship with a guy who couldn't fuck anyway. I like them on the smaller side amd I would run from any cock less than 4 in or bigger than 8 inches. I HATE the horse cocks and the TINY cocks equally. Small I can deal with, but tiny? Um no.

I don't like ugly cocks either. My hubby's cock is very pretty, and I really don't like uncut penises either. I know its silly but thats probably a deal breaker. The uncut one I encountered smelled funny. EW.

[Jessie_tinydancer]

crocked penises make me want to vomit. I really hate them. Guys with no manscaping whatsoever also make me want to spew. Hello... I dont want to weave through a jungle down there. Luckily Ive only ever encountered 2 penises under 6.5inches. Thank god. I could not deal with a small penis partner. It just doesnt feel good. I can hardly feel it at all. I prefer thicker ones but they still need some length too.

[tempest666]

Yeah anything under 7" is a no go for me, as well as uncircumcised, and lack of manscaping

[anouk.oui]

I like em pretty and pink!!!

yes! with rainbows and butterflies pouring out the tip!

[pussyinboots]

crocked penises make me want to vomit. I really hate them. Guys with no manscaping whatsoever also make me want to spew. Hello... I dont want to weave through a jungle down there. Luckily Ive only ever encountered 2 penises under 6.5inches. Thank god. I could not deal with a small penis partner. It just doesnt feel good. I can hardly feel it at all. I prefer thicker ones but they still need some length too.

Talking of bent penis's.................

25356

[4everresolutions]

Talking of bent penis's.................

25356

WTF is THAT?!?!?

Pass thanks.

[Jessie_tinydancer]

Talking of bent penis's.................

25356

I just threw up in my mouth a bit... Im serious.

[SupaByoch]

I agree that average is just not enough. Get a penis enlargement or quit trying to fuck! lol

The bent dick is a broke dick. Useless.

[SupaByoch]

Talking of bent penis's.................

25356

I love that he is such a wuss he has to sit on a towel. ;D

[pussyinboots]

I love that he is such a wuss he has to sit on a towel. ;D

Maybe he f****d himself in the ass and s**t himself...!!!

[yogibear179]

wtf lol


skinny isnt really for me...

[Alysa]

I can agree with the "it's not about the size, it's about the man" or however you want to say it. Hubby was my first and he's well endowed (like over 8). I had never seen one before him so I just assumed that's what it was for everyone. What a wake up call it was when we started swinging. Lol. However, the best sex I ever had (other than with hubby) the guy around 6. I've been with a guy that was 12 (no lie) and it was horrible. You could tell he was thinking "I have a big dick so I don't have to do anything" Yeah buddy, that's not the way it works.

[SupaByoch]

Seeing this pop up again, I'm reminded of a guy I almost fucked once - his dick literally bent DOWN at a 90degree angle. It came out at the base, then bent straight down. I had to leave when I saw that thing. It was a good size too, long and thick, but WTF is a girl supposed to do with that south-pointing monstrosity?? ewwwww

[XxChrissyxX]

I was with this one guy and his dick was bent to the point it looked like gonzo's nose (gonzo from the muppets). He was a decent size and I tried to work with it but just couldn't get into a position that felt good.

[tempest666]

I'm glad mine that I'm with now is like Baby Bear's porridge........just right :D

Has anyone seen our naughty pics on fuckbook.com?

[Surprise]

I'm glad mine that I'm with now is like Baby Bear's porridge........just right :D

Has anyone seen our naughty pics on fuckbook.com?

no but plz? ;D

[livingdeadgirl]

Well there are growers and there are showers....don't go by what he looks like flaccid because you may be missing out on a gem. Trust me on that one. For me a small dick or a crooked dick is a deal breaker. I have left guys for being too small, crooked etc.


OH that is SO true about the growers and the showers!! }:D
...Ive never seen a crooked dick either hahaha

[Lollipop Gurl]

I agree that average is just not enough. Get a penis enlargement or quit trying to fuck! lol

The bent dick is a broke dick. Useless.

Amen! So tired of average dicks. I almost want to ask the guy how big his dick is before even going out with him lol..wait a minute. I have done that before }:D hey, saves time!