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Hillary Clinton is only pretending to be a human being at this little girl.
Hillary Clinton is only pretending to be a human being at this little girl.
I’ve already been mad once this morning at some bullshit “sand n***er” thing Hillary Clinton supposedly said in one of her Wikileaked emails. (She hadn’t; she had forwarded a newspaper article that used the term, putting it into the mouths of cops who had left a Palestinian man to die in the desert.)

And yet that was a model of truth and honesty, comparatively — she had in fact forwarded SOMETHING with those words in it, even if it was a newspaper story. Looking at the disgusting twitter account with the “sand n***er” charge, which Fox Business chick Maria Bartiromo had (whoops!) retweeted, led to a long, fun (not fun) email in the Wikileaks “Podesta Files” from a lunatic who had all kinds of bizarre theories about “shopping carts.” (“Shopping carts” is the new “deplorables,” except for black people and Gypsies, we guess.) The person writing was, frankly, insane. And really racist! Like whoa racist! Like Donald Trump Nazi-frog supporter racist!

The super-racist email was from “orca100@upcmail.nl.” It sent screeds to Hillary Clinton adviser John Podesta and a shitload of HuffPo bloggers. (Really, it was spam TO John Podesta. He’s in the “to” field! He did not send it! He is also not from the Netherlands!) If you check the tipline at wonkette.com, you will see a lot of emails just like it! From loons!

But before we were pointed to those “Podesta” emails by that gross twitter guy, the Stupidest Man on the Internet was already ON IT. Jim Hoft, the GatewayPundit, naturally, has since Oct. 8 pretended to think John Podesta (AND Hillary! He just can’t make up his mind!) sent the email instead of receiving it (along with a phonebook’s worth of random spammees). Let’s look at some of Jim Hoft’s lies in “WIKILEAKS BOMBSHELL: Racist Hillary Trashes African Americans – Calls Them Losers.”

Wikileaks released hundreds of emails reportedly from John Podesta, chairman of the Clinton campaign, on Friday, around 6 p.m. They promise to release more in the days ahead.

Hillary also trashed African Americans. [His bold]

The main reason behind successful immigration should be painfully obvious to even the most dimwitted of observers: Some groups of people are almost always highly successful given only half a chance (Jews*, Hindus/Sikhs and Chinese people, for example), while others (Muslims, blacks** and Roma***, for instance) fare badly almost irrespective of circumstances.

Who was it, Jim Hoft? Was it Podesta, or was it Hillary, or is she actually a shapeshifter and they are the same?

Oh, it was neither, because Podesta was in the TO field and Hillary wasn’t in the email chain at all, like we already said.

It’s good to know that having a racist lunatic get a hold of your email address makes you a racist. It’s even better to know that he could get a hold of the email address of someone you know, and it still makes you racist!

Hoft left out of his dumb, short story the reallllly racist parts of the awful email, because then it would have been too obvious it wasn’t sent by Podesta and/or/and Hillary at all, because Hoft is not actually stupid, he just loves to lie.

The story has been up two days, and plenty of his own commenters have pointed out to Hoft that the Netherlands emailer is not John Podesta, and certainly isn’t Hillary Clinton. Jim Hoft couldn’t care in the slightest.

His website is the 249th biggest in the United States, and he’s laughing all the way to Hell.

[GatewayPundit]

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  • cousin itt

    The “leaked” email resulted in millions of Trump supporters suddenly pledging allegiance to Hillary.

  • Lead Based Saint

    Look out Hillz! ISIS in the doorway!!!

  • Callyson
    • Bub the Leftwing Zombie

      We’ll always have Jim Hoft…

    • SmokinGood

      #neverforget

  • tihond

    Hillary has never used an emoticon. Could it be because she’s a robot? :eggplant:

    • DensityDestiny

      Oh, damn. Now you just shamed me. There was a time when I, much like Hilary Clinton, took the intellectual high road and never used emoticons but then I was corrupted by SMS :(

      • theCryptofishist

        Yeah, At some point I decided that it was a language people around me used, and that it would help me to communicate.
        I don’t use them often, at least.

        ;>)

    • AJ Milne

      I don’t use emoticons either.

      But then… Maybe _I’m_ a robot? And I just don’t know? And it’s some Blade Runner implanted memories thing?

    • lroom

      I don’t use them cause no way am I typing more than is absolutely necessary.

  • Lefty Frizzell

    BENGHAZI!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!

  • Oneofthebobs

    So if Hillary really did all of these awful things, why don’t they want to vote for her?

    • laughingnome

      Starts with p and ends in ussy.

      • Oneofthebobs

        Paul Ryanussy?

        • laughingnome

          You put your finger on it. Now go wash.

          • kindness

            THAT stink doesn’t wash off.

  • laughingnome

    If someone shoved Mein Kampf in Hillary’s face these clowns would claim she’s a Nazi.

  • goonemeritus

    I once forward a newspaper article on Nixon so I must be pro crook.

  • (((JustPixelz)))

    You know who lies? Trump when he says ALL the on-line polls show he won Sunday’s debate. What about the Washington Times, Mister Trump?
    https://twitter.com/skoczela/status/785841654041370627

    • But if you want to get legaleeze about it. If Trump only saw 10 polls and all 10 polls which he saw showed him up, then, by extension, his statement is factually true. However, in the common utilization, the term “all” refers to not just what was witnessed but everything of a similar class.

    • limberrat

      Johnson 2016! My own VP hates my guts!

  • DainBramage

    Republican Party: Come for the hate (many flavors!), stay for the dishonesty.

  • The Wanderer

    Buckle up; we’ll be seeing a lot more Sturm und Dreck between now and 11/8.

    • weejee

      How about strum and Derek?

  • Joe Beese
  • Scooby

    Man, if Wikileaks manages to hack my commenting history at Wonkette I am screwed!

  • Indiepalin

    A post-debate poll by the Yardsign Group, Inc., shows Trump widening his lead in the battlegound trailer park of Myrtle Manor.

    • Msgr_Trump_has_killed_satire

      Say it ain’t so!

  • Michael Smith

    I love when wingnuts disparage a liberal politician by falsely accusing her of believing in hateful ideologies that they, themselves, actually believe in.

    • Ruhe

      You have to think that if Aristotle had come across this particularly convoluted sort of irony in a play he’d have judged it implausible. Progress.

    • OddMan

      In some interview, one of Donalds ghost writers said about him, that he was famous for saying about other people the exact things that he was feeling.
      I think the best examples of this is his hate filled line from the last debate, “We have a divided nation because people like her, and believe me, she has tremendous hate in her heart”.
      Describes Donald to a T.

  • anna rampage

    Speaking of made up wikileaks emails…. It appears the email saying that Hillary was responsible for Benghazi and went as far as calling in the muslim extremists to attack the consulate herself, is a lie as well….

    Whoopsy

    http://www.newsweek.com/vladimir-putin-sidney-blumenthal-hillary-clinton-donald-trump-benghazi-sputnik-508635?rel=most_read1

    • RobKanC

      That’s what they want you to think man. Trust ur feelings.

      • anna rampage

        My feelings?

        my gut feelings say the Clintons have been the focus of continued faceless partisan witch hunts over the last 30 some odd years, and threat 95%+ of what they have been accused of being part of are nothing more the baseless lies…

        Not saying that I 100% support the Clintons, but IMHO, they are not bad people, and certainly not the folks the right wing propaganda shops make them out to be…

        • AJ Milne

          … also, I’d say any patient reading of the history says this.

          Hillary was _not_ far off on the vast, right-wing conspiracy description. Except that it wasn’t even that vast, I’d say… Just more stubborn, constant, continual.

        • RobKanC

          Now you are talking based on facts. Everyone knows they have liberal bias.

    • mackafritz

      If this doesn’t show Trump is a Russian puppet willingly or not, nothing will.

  • Joe Beese

    Remember when Hillary was dying of whatever she was dying of?

    Donald Trump remembers!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTylz2WToXw

    • therblig

      if donald trump is the only one who can protect us, i guess i’ll draw a dotted line on my neck for isis right now.

      • Joe Beese

        Cut Here

        • Villago Delenda Est

          The Drumpfenproles would need the visual aid.

          • theCryptofishist

            Don’t let them do it, you know they don’t know how to sharpen a machete.

  • Ruhe

    Boy, that email is like a christmas pony for all the Trump supporters isn’t it? Or maybe it’s confusing for them…I mean from their perspective, are they thinking they’ve caught Hillary being a racist or are they maybe now thinking they’ve misunderstood her?

  • Blacktop Cadence

    Well, my hometown paper has given the world “cartoonish” Jim McCoy, and now St. Louis has given us Jim Hoft. Sorry from the St. Louis area and to guys named Jim.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    Hoft is less of a Gateway Pundit, and more of a Hellmouth Pundit.

    • The Wanderer

      More of a Mindless Flibbertigibbet.

      • lovelydestruction

        More of a Humbug.

  • weejee
    • rebecca

      yup! first link :)

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        This should be yoooge news. It basically establishes a pipeline straight from the Kremlin to Trump Tower. At the least, it shows that his campaign scours the darkest corners of the interweb looking for any BS they can find and that they apparently lack even basic fact checking skills.

        • arglebargle

          “Should be” being the operational words here. Trump loonies don’t give a shit.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            Most of them aren’t smart enough to understand the point being made and all of them are too hung up on their Fascist Yam schoolgirl crush to care even if they figure it out

          • AngryKatie

            That’s why they’re irredeemably deplorable.

        • hendenburg2

          wasn’t that established in an earlier post?

    • TheDogAteMyVote

      Can we verify Trump’s assertion that Hillary ignored 600 calls for help from Ambassador Stevens?

  • elviouslyqueer

    Thanks once again, Julian Assange, for giving these total morans an excuse to mouthfart all over the Internet.

    Geez.

  • Oh, good, so I can expect 20 FB posts saying, “SEE? KILLARY IS THE REAL RACIST!” and I have to copy and past links back to say, “No, stop listening to the Stupidest people on the internets.”

    Fuck Wikileaks, fuck the Stupidest man on the internet, fuck Russia, fuck Facebook, fuck Donald Trump, fuck it all.

    Fuck.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    By the criteria of “forwarding an article with bad words in it is the same as using those bad words yourself”, there are a lot more “pussy grabbers” in America than there were a week ago, and a most of them are liberals.

    • mackafritz

      And women.

      • therblig

        and spambots.

        • SuspectedDemocrat

          I hate pussy-grabbing spambots!

          • Villago Delenda Est

            And Illinois Nazis!

  • Vincent Ricola

    Gee. I wonder if the fact that there are now a few examples of these emails being out-of-context or plain ole doctored up bullshit is finally going to stop CNN from reporting on them without any sort of “possible Russian propaganda lies” disclaimer? Maybe after lunch?

  • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

    Once again, this “scandal” relies on people being *so stupid* that they don’t even bother to read the thing they’re thoughtlessly forwarding.

    So, in essence, it is the perfect scandal for the 21st century.

    • theCryptofishist

      So, we ruined our brain by watching the towers fall, thereby releasing destructive hormones and re-wiring our thought process to by Flight or Fight, and now we just can’t cope with the Donald’s lies as lies, but we see them as true?

      I think I’ll go drink myself into a coma. Moscow Mules? or is that a shoe?

  • Msgr_Trump_has_killed_satire

    McCain: I ‘might write in Lindsey Graham’ for president
    http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/11/politics/john-mccain-write-in-lindsey-graham-president/
    Graham: I ‘already have written Lindsey McCain’ in my Trapper Keeper.

    • Taco Treg

      No one will top this.

      • Gayer Than Thou

        Something something something Lindsey Graham is probably a bottom joke. I can’t quite make it work.

        • OddMan

          Something about a fainting couch, clutching pearls, and maybe a tall cold Mint Julep? And those really big fancy hats that Southern women like to wear for their ‘Sunday-go-to-meeting’ clothes.

    • The Wanderer

      McCain can’t bring himself to say publicly that he’ll vote for Hillary.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      You just know it had a big heart drawn around it, with lots of XOXOXOXOXOXO

    • JustDon’tSayPu55y

      That played in my head with Ms Lindsey’s best “oh mah stars” voice. Thanks for that!

    • Anna Elizabeth

      “Lindsey <3 Johnny"

    • chazmanr

      You win the internet for the day.

  • chascates

    Like a drowning man, grasping at straws.

    • arglebargle

      Like a drowning man, grasping at straws anvils.

  • John Iwaniszek

    Hell called. Satan wants us to know that Hoft is not what he’s looking for in a new resident. Send him to purgatory. That’s what it’s for.

  • timpundit

    I once got banned from another website many years ago for copying and pasting another poster’s use of the n-word in a complaint to the Mods.

    The reason for banning me was using the ‘n-word’ even tho it was clearly a forwarded post where someone else used it. I never did find out if the original user of the word got banned.

    • arglebargle

      So you’re the real racist.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        But of course!

    • mfp

      banned?…hell, he was probably offered ownership stake in the website

    • TundraGrifter

      Redstate or Newsbusters?

  • roberteye

    Again with this sort of thing, like with “33,000 emails” or whatever, do these h8 purveyors imagine people (black people, “everyday Americans”) will get all outraged, and therefore Trump is the default? I mean forget leaked emails, he SAYS these things out loud at “rallies” (or sometimes debates). Same with his Bill Clinton did it worse spew. My response: “Are you finished? Because, videotape.”

    • Villago Delenda Est

      They never seem to grasp that. That Donald is on tape, in his own words, saying these things, and there is no need for a questionable middleman like Julian Assange or Glenn Greenwald to selectively release “emails” that turn out to be excerpts from some article in Newsweek, not the words of the purported author.

    • kareemachan

      But he DIDN’T say any of it! He TOLD us that!!!111!!!

  • Joe Beese

    Clinton holds a 49-38 lead over the Republican. Two weeks ago, a previous PRRI/Atlantic poll found Trump and Clinton tied at 43-43.

    The PRRI/The Atlantic poll is the second in as many days to show Clinton opening up a double-digit lead. On Monday, an NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll found Clinton holding a 14-point lead, 52-38, in a two-way race. In a four-way race, she led Trump 46-35.

    But the impact of Trump’s video has not been fully felt in polls, nor has the tidal wave of Republican officeholders who have renounced Trump, withdrawn their support, and called on him to withdraw from the race. He shows little interest in doing so, and has struck a defiant tone. Yet there are now just four weeks left before the end of the race, and more than 400,000 ballots have already been cast.

    http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/10/prri-atlantic-poll-trump-plummets/503561/

    • AJ Milne

      As much as this is _really_ good news against previous polls, I have, erm… questions:

      . college educated white men. Still breaking for Trump? Wut? _Go_ _Back_ _To_ _College_, guys. What, did you just _buy_ all your essays for your civics classes? And were otherwise never actually present?

      . evangelicals. Listen, guys, I’m, umm, kinda your antiparticle, I guess. But I honestly have my weak moments when I think, well, hell, very different cosmology, different strokes… And, okay, honestly, maybe it’s also I just don’t expect much from you, so I’m never disappointed, exactly…

      … well, yeah, disappointed, now.

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    I actually have no fucking idea what is happening here.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      it’s desperation at its most hilarious and snarkable.

    • rebecca

      I took your comment to heart and realized the post made no fucking sense. I have mildly edited for clarity.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Which means you actually are interested in conveying ideas.

        • Sister Artemis

          weird. do people still do that?

      • Erala Contratista

        Unmuddy that river. Don’t it is possible, but many thanks for trying.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        My dear Editrix, thank you. Although you never have to take anything I say to heart. Especially today, when I am forced to down two Long Island ice teas by 11am before boarding a flight because I couldn’t get a Xanax refill in time.

      • JustDon’tSayPu55y

        The fact that it was so hard to make sense of that derp is, to me, your main point.

        Oh, and right-wing brother of a friend posted that shit on FB yesterday sometime. The only reason I don’t un-friend the brother is because the friend is an equally productive lefty meme poster. They sorta cancel each other out.

  • Mr. Blobfish Unchained

    I’m sure there will be dozens of “Letters to the Editor” for the next two weeks crying about how Hilz is the real racist and burned down Benghazi and why isn’t anyone investigating this. Sad.

  • Grant Weaver

    The CIA Got It Right Once again. This Is the Indisputable Evidence …

    http://patriotmag.website/

    This is The CIA’s most surprising statement yet,

    Nevertheless the mainstream media isn’t saying a word concerning it!

    Exactly what are they actually aiming to hide?

    I’m sending this to all my friends, family members and patriot siblings …

    As quickly as I could …

    Due to the fact that it’s the ONLY video clip I have actually seen that reveals the “April Shock” no one is speaking about …This is bigger and even more unsafe than ISIS might have ever before ended up being.

    And also it’s headed to YOUR neighborhood …

    METHOD quicker than you think.

    P.S. Several of The U.S.A.’s richest are currently investing numerous thousands of dollars to get ready for this …

    And when you view this presentation you’ll recognize why.

    • Spotts1701

      No more copypasta for me, thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

      • hendenburg2

        Same here. Copycarbs go straight to my waistline

    • rebecca

      DO I NEED SURVIVAL SEEDS? CAN I BUY THEM AT PATRIOTMAG????

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        I’ll be in my bunker…

      • anna rampage

        I’ve got tomato seeds for the dumb bruscetta you seemed to enjoy so much….
        Hit me up if you need some after the apocalypse happens and I’ll have Paul Revere deliver you some while he’s out warning the British that the Americans are coming…

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Well, at least derpomat here managed to cut away the last line from the cut and paste this time.

    • Mike Janowski

      Uh, got no time, bro, but keep posting this toilet paper

    • hendenburg2

      Is it weird to anyone else that “PatriotMag” is saying the CIA is right about something? I mean, don’t these “patriot” types say the CIA is working against them?

      Also, .website just SOUNDS like a sketchy domain. Kinda like .net

      • lroom

        Hey! My website has a .net name. This crazy screed is skeevy though.

        • Sister Artemis

          hell, comcast’s whole email thing is a .net.

          Then again… comcast….

      • redarmyzombie

        To be fair, consistency was never an expectation I had for these idiots in the first place…

    • TJ Barke

      CIA’s a bunch of fascists and cutthroats.

    • JustDon’tSayPu55y

      How many identities are you going to take on today, troll?

    • redarmyzombie
    • JustDon’tSayPu55y
    • anna rampage

      So how exactly is this going to effect Cassie’s housemate who make eleventy billion dollars a month from home doing work on the internet?

      • AJ Milne

        Spread distracting nonsense on the internet with this One Weird Trick!

    • mancityfooty

      wait….wait, wait wait, wait
      yesterday it was the “April Surprise” and today it’s the “April Shock”.
      Which one is it?

      • Crank Tango

        April Schocker. Two in the pink…

        • theCryptofishist

          “We’re shocked. And stunned…”

    • Debbies are like taco trucks

      What did you do to Rob C????? He posted the exact same thing in another thread, and I suspect you of nefarious activities!!!

  • TheGrandWaz00

    It was hard to decide which to choose, so I went with cute.
    https://media.giphy.com/media/O94iUIeEF8nwk/giphy.gif

  • Wikileaks: now the official clearinghouse of emails my mom forwards to me.

    • mackafritz

      Wikileaks: desperately trying to stay relevant.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Desperately trying to be relevant.

        • Oily Messiah

          Desperately trying to distract from unlitigated sexual assault charges.

    • Zippy W Pinhead
      • theCryptofishist

        Is that frog eating tortilla chips? Do you suppose he eats them with a fly-based dip?

  • SeeTrain65

    SMOTI strikes again! And again! And Again!

    Three strikes, you’re out.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    The derp. The supply is endless.

  • AngryKatie

    I appreciate the irony of the damning content coming from emails forwarded to them, when there have been at least a dozen RNC officials caught sending out racist Obama memes whose defense was saying they’d just forwarded things they’d gotten.

  • Thiazin Red

    Damn, I guess I’m a racist because my crazy racist cousin Gerry has my email address and sends me shit.

    • Oily Messiah

      You should be ashamed.

      • Thiazin Red

        To be fair, we are all already ashamed of crazy racist cousin Gerry.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          almost as bad as cousin Kevin and uncle Ernie

          • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

            My family are all racists and misogynistic bigots from Texas and Oklahoma. I’m the liberal who sends them email links to progressive stuff. Bam, just sent out an email blast to all of them. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!1 I just made my whole fucking redneck family liberals. ENJOY VOTING FOR HILLARY COUSINS KEVIN AND GERRY AND UNCLE ERNIE.

  • lroom

    The desperation of these people is beyond pathetic.

  • Me The People

    Jim Hoft, the Hateway Pundit.

  • Oblios_Cap

    His website is the 249th biggest in the United States, and he’s laughing all the way to Hell.

    And yet he still won’t #PAYTHEFUCKUP!

  • Mavenmaven

    Remember, the REAL racists are the ones who call white-racists racists.

  • redarmyzombie

    Who again? Oh, you mean that guy who owes us money?

    #payupfucker.

  • anon_the_great

    It has been said in a democracy the cure for wrong speech is more speech. This world weary Liberal is starting to question that.

    • That was probably said before the invention of the internet.

  • Bitter Scribe

    Please email me at bitterscribe@gmail.com and tell me I’m a millionaire, because apparently that will make it true.

  • Swampay

    Ohh this will be fun. I’ll make up some random email address, send some shit to Trump, then leak it to the press.

    Except I don’t think I could physically write anything awful enough to embarrass Trump.

    Never mind.

  • Joshua Norton

    His website is the 249th biggest in the United States

    I’m not really up on my webmaster “Atta boys”. Would that be something that someone would want to brag about?

  • zanzibar_buckbuck_mcfate

    Between idiots misrepresenting the obvious and Russians tampering with them, do you think people will start believing that email is a very unreliable source of intel?

  • brucej

    Doesn’t matter. His brainless followers will eat it up, and another Zombie Lie walks the earth, unkillable.

  • Blanche Beecham

    I keep thinking that “stupidiest man on the internet” is some kind of exaggeration, hyperbole even – Noop, nope and nerp – veritas and true – THIS NEED MORE TRADEMARK

  • Matthew Wilkins

    Seems like most of you will condem Trump for forwarding or retweeting offensive tweets and hold him accountable. However if Hillary forwards something offensive it’s not a big deal. The hypocrisy on the left is mind blowing to me.

    • PimentacoTX

      Except that a tweet is 140 characters usually making single point, while this article may have been forwarded as an example of the mood in israel, or an example of the the editorial boards, or about a real issue (i.e. palestinian/israeli relations).

      Retweeting a tweet, without clarifying you object to it is basically an endorsement.

      Nuance, the fact people on the right can’t wrap their minds around it is mind blowing to me.

      • Matthew Wilkins

        You’re assuming it’s an endorsement. I don’t think Donald trump is perfect by any means. Far from it. But I would never in a million years want Hillary in office. She’s corrupt and rotten to the core. One person said mean things, the other had a path of failure and literal lost lives on her hands.

  • bookish

    So cu

  • kindness

    249th biggest website and the worlds 2nd smallest penis. Gee, I wonder who was first smallest?

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