This is your captain speaking, captain Black Beard that is.

Its time for you soft skin's to start training for battle.

Let us discus battle tactics.

How do we fight women's pathetic behavior, both on a social and legal level?

Here is an easy one for you yellers out there.

• When a women older then 30 tries to shame you, because she is bitter about whatever, not getting pity or special treatment, etc.. Make fun of her for being too old to care about, remind her she hit the wall, and tell her is too old to be worth your time or attention. Then cut her off. (feeling out the situation at hand for if its a good time to strike)

Another easy way to injure or maim...

If an younger attractive girl is acting pathetic, for what ever reason, usually bitterness about not being allowed to get pity or special treatment.... Make fun of her for being ugly, even if she is not. do it anyway. Be totally serious, be very convincing that you believe she is ugly, it hurts them, and makes it hard for them to say anything. If she tells you men say she is hot all the time, tell her they lied, to use her for sex, until something better that actually was hot comes along. "Don't you know, men will lie about anything to use a girl for sex, it does not mean he was actually attracted to you, it just means he was using you". She will feel that sting for a long time to come, even if its in the back of her mind.

If a women makes a crazy demand of men, tell her she will end up alone if that how she is, and be one of those single 30 year loser women who will always be alone forever because its too late for them.

Now lets discus blocking, followed up with counter attacks.

If a women attacks you by saying you have a small penis,,, Block, then counter.... Tell her its big enough for girls that are better looking then her,,, and that's means she is worthless and might as well not even exist. Women are always feeling worthless for anything other then sex, because they usually are, if even that. Exploit that weak point, peel the armor around it away, and stick your blade into it and twist.

If a women is acting pathetic, attack her. If she attacks you, deflect it, and counter attack. If she blocks, beat the shield out of her hand so its not effective and cant be used anymore. "Oh, so you have a boyfriend, who is he cheating on you with, because you are not very good looking, so he MUST be cheating on you, or trying to. / Are you just pretending to have a boyfriend? Wow, you are pathetic, making up you have a boyfriend to hide you're a loser? LOL HAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHHAA! (And even if you COULD get one, he would cheat on you! You will never keep a guy, you are a loser, and will end up ALONE if you don't change your attitude.)

Remember, women only attack men because they think they can get away with it. Scare the shit out of them, and they will keep their mouths shut. Shaming is a great way to do that, as women are weak in the mind as well as the body. Women wont dare to say a word against you, if they know you can embarrass them or hurt there feelings badly. If enough men do it, women want dare say a word against any man, for fear of a counter attack and shame that cuts them deep emotionally.

Always target a women's insecurities, her looks, her feeling of worthlessness, her never being truly respected, her being more desperate then she lets on when it comes to dating, her feelings of infeoirty as a women when compared to men.

Don't limit yourself to the truth, she wont, show no mercy, just like Blackbeard the pirate wouldn't. Women count on your pity and mercy, show none, don't hold back, fuck the truth, fuck pity, be vicious and sound like you believe every word you say, she will remember it forever. Women's behavior is based on insecurity, her insecurity based on survival instincts, use it to your advantage, make her insecure about the idea of offending you or men, because it would hurt her survivability, then her insecurity will make her bow down. Shame to a women in a way that makes her look bad, and fear the social consequences, shame a women so it makes her question everything she knows, and fears you may be right, and she better change or else it will catch up to her. Shame a women so it hurts her emotionally so it is too painful for her to want to continue.

Come on deck-hands, come up with some battle tactics to use against the parasites we are fighting against.