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Is Donald Trump the Anti-Christ?
Is Donald J. Trump the long-prophesied Beast of Revelation? According to the
Bible, the Antichrist will be a charismatic celebrity, a "big talker" and a
"smooth talker." He will convince people that he has the solution to every
problem. He will be a dealmaker and a master negotiator. He will claim to know
how to defend Israel and to create lasting peace in the Middle East. He will be an
intimidator and a militant lover of power. He will exalt and magnify himself and
claim to be the "only Savior." Sound like anyone you know? The number 666
is a major sign of the Antichrist. As revealed and explained on this page, the number 666
turns up over and over again in regard to Donald Trump and his family.
The Top Ten Donald Trump 666 Connections
The Trump family bought the most expensive single building ever
purchased in the United
States, at 666 Fifth Avenue, a street symbolic of money
(Mammon) and excess (greed).
The Trump family paid $1.8 billion for the most expensive building on record.
And 18 = 3*6 = 666. It is controlled through Donald Trump's
daughter Ivanka Trump and her husband Jared Kushner.
The Trump family is also in
the process of building a $666 million tower at One Journal Square.
According to multiple reports the height
will be 666 feet.
Another Trump Fifth Avenue property, the famous Trump Tower, is 203 meters tall
according to multiple reports. And 203 meters = 666 feet.
Donald Trump lives there in gold-plated opulence on the 66th floor.
Donald Trump inherited his grandmother's real estate empire when she died on
June 6, 1966 = 6-6-6. Her name was Elizabeth
Christ Trump. The
family business name then was E. Trump & Son.
(Elizabeth means "oath" so her full name may be interpreted as "oath for Christ
to be trumped [i.e., outranked, upstaged through trickery].")
The Trump surname is an anglicized version of the German name Drumpf. In Jewish gematria, the
value of the letters in Don Drumpf is 666. (Don being both his
abbreviated first name and meaning "powerful ruler.")
Trump first made racist remarks about Hispanic immigrants on June 6, 2015 =
6+6+(1+5) = 666. His fearmongering comments about "rapists" and "drug
dealers" vaulted him to the top of the polls.
On the same date, 6-6-6, speaking to a packed room in Raleigh,
NC, Trump announced that the "American dream is dead" and only he can resurrect
it. Only he, not even God Almighty, can "make America great again."
Trump announced his candidacy for president on June 16, 2015 = 6+(1*6)+(1+5) =
666.
The 2016 election is "all Trump all the time" and 2016 = 666+666+666+6+6+6.
Most Recent: on June 6, 2016, 6-6-6, Donald Trump praised
American veterans on the anniversary of D-Day. But in reality The Donald has not
been a friend of American veterans; instead he uses them for political purposes.
He has a long history of trying to keep disabled vets from street vending on
ritzy Fifth Avenue, even though they have that right by New York law. Trump has
written letters, which are a matter of public record, demanding that vets not be
allowed to street vend, while he sells expensive baubles to his rich patrons.
And during the first presidential debate with Hillary Clinton, when she accused
him of not paying federal income taxes, Trump replied, "That's because I'm
smart." But think about it. As commander-in-chief of the U.S military, Trump
will ask valiant young men and women to risk their lives for their country. And
yet he is such a coward that he won't pay his fair share of the taxes that pay
their salaries and protect them when they are placed in harm's way. Rich men
like Mitt Romney and Donald Trump have dodged millions or billions in taxes,
while expecting much poorer young Americans fight and die to protect them.
Is that "smart" or is it an outrage?
And this is just the tip of the 666 iceberg
where Donald Trump and his family are concerned. More 666 connections appear
below. A trump is a little horn. The ancient Hebrew prophets said
that the Antichrist would be a "little horn" making big noises and deluding even
the very elect. Prominent evangelical Christians have been endorsing Trump, a
man who is the antithesis of Jesus Christ, who says that he never asks God for
forgiveness, and who mocks Holy Communion and the body and blood of Jesus Christ
by speaking dismissively of his "little cracker" and "little wine." The prophets
warned us to listen for the Trump of Doom. The Donald tells us that only Trump
can save us from doom. Were the prophets speaking literally? If ever there was a
little horn spouting big noises and deceiving gullible people right and left,
surely it is Donald Trump.
The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he
knows to be idiots.―H. L. Menken
Donald Trump Directly Refutes the Teachings of Jesus Christ
and the Bible
Is Donald Trump a Christian, as he claims to be, as he shows off his Bible (which he
has clearly never read) and professes his "faith" in God? There are profound
reasons not to believe Trump:
Trump admitted that he never asks God for forgiveness, saying that he "just
tries to do better."
Trump apparently believes that he can save himself, because rather than asking
God for forgiveness, he says to himself, "Let's just go on and make it right."
While standing in front of evangelicals, Trump said he needed to win the
presidency because "I figure it is probably, maybe, the only way I'm going to
get to heaven." So he thinks he can earn his way into heaven, by works.
Trump denigrated the body and blood of Jesus Christ by speaking dismissively of
Holy Communion as "my little cracker" and "my little wine."
Jesus Christ said that no one is good except God. Trump told CNN's Jake Tapper:
"I am good. I don't do a lot of things that
are bad. I try to do nothing that is bad."
(So Trump claims to be good using the biblical "I am" phrase that Jehovah used
to identify himself to Moses.)
Jesus Christ said that lust is the same as adultery, but Trump says, "You know,
it doesn't really matter what [the media] write as long as you've got a young
and beautiful piece of ass."
Trump said that "an eye for an eye" is his favorite Bible verse, but Jesus
Christ preached a gospel of love, forgiveness and returning good for evil.
Trump said, “You have to be wealthy in order to be great." Jesus Christ said
just the opposite in his parable of the camel and the needle's eye.
Trump anti-Christ hashtags: #Trump666 #NeverTrump #AntiTrump #NotTrump2016 #Trumpy
#TreasonousTrump
Donald Trump is now ahead of Hillary Clinton in the polls. This was reported
today in The Washington Post, and 2,000 years ago in the Book of
Revelation.―Conan O'Brien
The Most Disturbing Things about Donald Trump
Perhaps the most disturbing thing about Donald Trump (and there are
many things to be disturbed about)
is his claim to be the "only one" who can save Americans, the "only one" who can
save the Pope and Rome, and the "only one" who can save the world. Trump claims
to be the nation’s Savior. He recently told a crowd: “I’m gonna take care of
everybody. I will give you everything. I will give you what you’ve been looking
for, for fifty years. I’m the Only One.” This has become an anthem: Trump is the
Savior of the World, the Only Hope of the World, the Only One, the Messiah.
I would like to give a special Dishonorable Mention to Donald Trump for
body-shaming Alicia Machado after
she won the Miss Universe contest in 1996. She was a teenager at the time and he
humiliated her in public for gaining weight! Trump called her Miss Piggy, Miss
Eating Machine and
Miss Housecleaning (presumably because she is Latina and that
is what female Latinos are good for, according to The Donald). Trump has a
well-documented history of calling women "pigs," "dogs," "disgusting animals,"
"slobs," "gold diggers" and other highly offensive names. Trump was once asked,
point-blank, if he treats women with respect. "I can't say that either," was his
response. If this concerns you, there is more information at
Donald Trump's War on Women.
In any case, his "Machado Meltdown" is just one of many examples of why he is
unfit to be president of the United States.
Trump even body-shamed Kim Kardashian when she was pregnant, saying that she had
become "large" and should watch the kind of clothes she wore in public!
Should pregnant women be ashamed of their "baby bumps," really?
According to Howard Stern, on the day of Trump's marriage to Marla Maples, Trump
told him "vagina is expensive." That seems to be Trump's attitude toward women,
since he has said similar things in interviews over the years. The only women
who matter are beautiful women, they are all bimbos (according to what a model
overheard him saying) and "gold diggers" (according to what Trump said himself).
There seems to be little doubt that Trump judges women strictly by their looks,
since he complained that Carly Fiorina should not be elected president because
of "that face" and he said that Hillary Clinton does not have a presidential
"look." His attitude toward women extends to his own family, as he said that he
would like to "date" (i.e., have sex with) his daughter Ivanka, mentioning only
her looks and body, but nothing about her character, intelligence or
accomplishments. He also said that his second wife was "great tits, no brains."
He told Howard Stern that he would leave his third wife if anything happened to
disfigure her breasts. If, however, her breasts were unmarred, he would stay
with her. So he seems to have reduced two wives to their mammary glands. Trump
seems to actually believe that women are good only for their boobs!
Trump is so lacking in empathy and decency that he considers catastrophes "good
luck" and beneficial. For instance, when Hurricane Sandy struck Florida,
resulting in 147 deaths and massive destruction, Trump tweeted that the
hurricane was good "luck" for President Obama because he might pick up votes
from some of the victims who were given assistance. His insinuation was that
victims of the hurricane should not be given federal assistance. What a creep!
Trump said that a collapse of the housing market would be a good thing for him,
because he could buy other people's property on the cheap. During the first
presidential debate, Trump said that he was "smart" not to pay federal income
taxes. However, those taxes pay for the sustenance and safety of our troops.
Should the commander-in-chief of our military ask young people to risk their
lives for their country, when he is unwilling to risk paying a small percentage
of his earnings to feed, clothe, house and protect them? Over and over we see
Trump bragging and gloating about his extremely selfish behavior.
Trump recently said that Saudi Arabia should be allowed to
have nukes. But he also claimed there was "very profound" information that the Saudis
were involved in the 9-11 attacks, referring to a 9-11 Commission report that
was classified at the time.
He probably had inside information because 28 pages of the report were later
declassified and high-ranking Saudis, including Prince Bandar, were implicated. Trump would ban Muslims from entering the United States for security
purposes, but not his rich Muslim friends. However, the richest Muslims include the Saudi royal
family. Trump has also said that he will be "neutral" on Israel. Saudi Arabia
does not have diplomatic relations with Israel, maintaining a hard-line position.
The Bible prophesies that the Antichrist will pretend to offer world peace, only
to betray Israel in the end. The attempted military coup in Turkey is another
reason not to encourage Saudi Arabia to obtain nukes. Do we really want unstable
Middle Eastern states to have WMDs? Even if Trump is not the Antichrist
and doesn't have evil intentions, he appears to lack judgement and the ability
to think clearly and rationally.
Trump's unfitness to be commander-in-chief of the American military was confirmed when
50 prominent
Republican foreign policy and national security experts―many
veterans of the George W. Bush administration―signed a letter denouncing
Trump and pledging not to vote for him. The letter, first reported by The New York Times, warns: "We are convinced that in the
Oval Office, he would be the most reckless President in American history."
Signers of the letter include former CIA and National Security Agency Director Michael
Hayden, former Director of National Intelligence and Deputy Secretary of State
John Negroponte, and Eric Edelman, who was Vice President Dick Cheney's National
Security Adviser. Other signatories include two Homeland
Security Secretaries under Bush, Tom Ridge and Michael Chertoff, and Robert Zoellick,
a former Deputy
Secretary of State. These are not liberals denouncing Trump for political
purposes; they are staunch conservatives and patriots who see Trump as a danger
to the United States and to the larger world.
Trump has said several times that he would order U.S. military personnel to
perform illegal acts; for instance, to track down and deliberately murder women
and children related to terrorists. Pressed on whether American soldiers would
obey such heinous orders, Trump replied: “They’re not gonna refuse me.
Believe me.” Hitler once persuaded German soldiers to torture and
murder women and children. We now call the results the Holocaust. It is chilling
to hear a man one step from the American presidency who doesn't know that it is
the ultimate evil to murder innocent and defenseless women and children.
Trump has said the following things about American generals: (1) "I know more
about ISIS than the generals do. Believe me." (2) American generals have been
"reduced to rubble" despite winning every major battle in Afghanistan and Iraq,
and whittling ISIS down to a fraction of its former landholdings. (3) American
generals have become "embarrassing for our country." Does anyone beside Trump
believe that is a true statement? (4) Trump has claimed to have a "secret plan"
to defeat ISIS, but later said that as president he would ask his generals to
submit plans to defeat ISIS within 30 days. This makes no sense for at least
three reasons. First, if Trump already has a "secret plan," he doesn't need
input from anyone else. Second, if it were that easy to come up with a plan to
defeat ISIS in a month, American generals would already have submitted the plan.
Unlike Trump, they don't put an election above defending their nation. Third, if
Trump has such a plan, if he were a patriot he would have already submitted the
plan to the proper authorities. Fourth, how can American generals do their jobs
with such a wishy-washy commander-in-chief? (5) Trump told Matt Lauer that he
would have "different" generals, meaning that he plans to fire most or all of
our current generals. That seems ill-advised, to say the least, and beyond the
authority of the presidency. Does Trump have any idea about how the military
functions, or how the president works with the military when that requires
respect on both sides?
Trump seldom talks about American democracy, the Constitution, the rule of law,
pluralism, diversity, the Founding Fathers, the separation of powers, the
democratic process, freedom, justice, compassion or human rights. Instead, he
talks of “strength” and “winning,” always in relation to himself. What really
matters to Trump is not what happens to us, but that Trump "wins" and gets to
brag about it. Jesus Christ humbled himself and always put others
first, washing the feet of his disciples to illuminate the correct path. Trump
glorifies himself, always putting himself first. It is impossible to imagine
Trump kneeling to wash the grubby feet of his inferiors: he wants them to wash
and kiss his feet (and his ass). In that sense, at least, Trump truly is the
polar opposite of Jesus
Christ. There have never been two human beings more different than Christ and
Trump. To believe in one is to reject the other. And yet many people who claim
to be Christians are planning to vote for Trump. When the Bible talks about the
very elect being deceived by the Antichrist, is it talking about American
Christians?
What kind of person is Donald Trump, really? This comment by Daniel Sullivan
caught my eye. Sullivan acted as a labor consultant to Trump when he was accused
of hiring, then stiffing, undocumented Polish workers during the creation of his
signature Trump Tower on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan. In 1990, Sullivan told
People magazine: “It was disgusting how he used people. I said, ‘Don’t
exploit them like that. Don’t try to f-ck these poor souls over.’ It baffled me
then, and it makes me sick even now that he knowingly had these Poles there for
the purpose of Trump Tower at starvation wages. He couldn’t give a sh-t because
he’s Donald Trump and everybody is here to serve him. Over time he became more
and more monstrous and arrogant. I asked myself, ‘How long is it going to take
for all of this to catch up with him?’” Now the question is what kind of hell we
will catch if Trump becomes president.
Donald Trump reiterated his hard-line approach on the deportation of "a huge
number" of illegal immigrants, vowing that if he is elected, "they're going out
so fast your head would spin." It bears noting that Trump―whose family came to
the United States as refugees after Germany evicted them for tax evasion and
draft dodging―may be an anchor baby himself, unless he can prove that his
grandfather was an American citizen at the time his father was conceived in
Germany. Otherwise, because Trump's mother was born in Scotland, he cannot claim
to be a legal citizen of the United States by his own definition. Where is
Trump's documentation? Until he can produce the proper documentation, we should
assume that he is an anchor baby, just as he will assume that millions of
Hispanics are illegal immigrants unless they can produce documentation. It also
bears noting that Trump would have denied the Holy Family asylum in the United
States, since they were not Christians at the time Jesus was born, and they
lived in a "hot spot" (the West Bank of Palestine).
Trump claims to have "secret plans" to defeat ISIS and to protect the world from
North Korea's nuclear missiles. But if he were a patriot, Trump would not use
such "secret plans" to win an election. Rather, he would reveal his plans freely
for the good of the American people and the world. So it seems clear that (1)
either Trump is lying, or (2) he cares more about his goal of becoming president
than he does about other Americans and the world.
Bible Verses about the Antichrist that Sound like Donald
Trump
Who is a liar but he who denies that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist who
denies the Father and the Son. (1 John 2:22) ... Trump claims to be the only
Savior and denies the need to ask God for forgiveness!
The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise
its authority for forty-two months. (Revelation 13:5) ... Trump utters proud
words and blasphemes the heart of the Christian religion.
He will show no regard for the gods of his ancestors or for the one desired by
women, nor will he regard any god, but will exalt himself above them all.
(Daniel 11:37) ... Trump claims only he can save Christians from ISIS, not God.
The ten horns are ten kings who shall arise from this kingdom. And another shall
rise after them; he shall be different from the first ones, and shall subdue
three kings. (Daniel 7:24) ... Trump is obviously different from other rulers.
Little children, it is the last hour; and as you have heard that the Antichrist
is coming, even now many antichrists have come, by which we know that it is the
last hour. (1 John 2:18) ... Trump is the greatest blasphemer so far.
And I saw one of his heads as if it had been mortally wounded, and his deadly
wound was healed. And all the world marveled and followed the beast. (Revelation
13:3) ... Trump's botched scalp surgery could be the Bible's head wound.
Let no one deceive you by any means; for that day will not come unless the
falling away comes first, and the man of sin is revealed, the son of perdition,
who opposes and exalts himself above all that is called God or that is
worshipped, so that he sits as God in the temple of God, showing himself that he
is God. (2 Thessalonians 2:3-4) ... Trump is his own God and his only God.
And out of one of them came forth a little horn, which waxed exceeding great,
And it waxed great, even to the host of heaven; and it cast down some of the
host and of the stars to the ground, and stamped upon them. (Daniel 8:9-10) ...
A trump or trumpet is a "little horn," so perhaps the Bible is saying that the
Antichrist will literally be called "Trump."
Pastor Rick Joyner drew praise from Sarah Palin for promoting what she describes
as the “golden wrecking ball” theory of Trump support among conservative
Christians. It turns out that many Christians suspect that The Donald may be the
biblically foretold harbinger of the Apocalypse, but will vote for him anyway.
Joyner admits that many evangelical Christians have grave concerns about Trump’s
character, morality, sincerity and understanding of the issues they care about
most, such as abortion and traditional marriage. An even more grave concern is
the possibility that Trump may be Beelzebub, the Lord of the Flies, in the
flesh. And yet Joyner still urges "mature" Christians to vote for Trump! The
Bible says that in the last days even the elect will be deceived by the
Antichrist. Will the "mark of the Beast" be the votes they cast, which declare
them not to be followers of Christ, but of his exact opposite, the Antichrist?
Attributes of the Antichrist
Charismatic: he will be a major celebrity (Trump's reality TV show
The Apprentice)
Persuasive: he will a smooth talker, the consummate salesman
(Trump's best-selling book The Art of the Deal)
Prosperous: he will be a rich, powerful man (Trump's book Trump: How to Get
Rich)
Deceitful: a con artist, he will deceive many people through fearmongering
(Trump's book Crippled America)
Negotiator: he will be a master negotiator and dealmaker, persuading the nations
of the world to trust him (The Art of the Deal)
Strongman: he will be a real "tough guy" (Trump's book Time to Get Tough)
"Big Idea" Man: he will propose things never heard before, and seem to make them
happen at first (Trump's book Think Big and Kick Ass)
Champion: he will claim to be able to do things that are impossible for other
human beings (Trump's book Think Like a Champion)
Comeback Artist: seemingly left for dead, he will make an amazing comeback
(Trump's book The Art of the Comeback)
Problem Solver: he will convince people that he alone has the answers to previously
unsolvable problems (Trump's wall, to be paid for by Mexico)
Confidence Man: although interested only in himself, he will convince other
people to trust him (Trump's book Why We Want You to Be Rich)
Winner: he will claim to be a winner, and delude the masses (Trump's book
The Way to the Top)
Midas Touch: he will claim that everything he touches turns into gold (Trump's
book Midas Touch)
Conqueror: he will claim that no one can defeat him (Trump promises to protect
Israel and to defeat ISIS)
Commander: he will be a military leader (Trump claims to be the most
militaristic person on the planet)
Intimidator: he will be a “king of fierce countenance” (Trump is a bully and intimidator)
Arrogant: "He shall exalt himself and magnify himself" (Is anyone as
arrogant as The Donald?)
Egomaniac: "He shall magnify himself above all" (Donald Trump is a God unto
Himself)
Donald Trump has a number of curious and unusually strong connections
to the number 666: the biblical Mark of the Beast and the Antichrist.
More Donald Trump 666 Connections
The top ten Donald Trump 666 connections appear at the top of this page.
Trump's first foray into politics was announced in a 1986 New York
Times article dated 6-6-6 explaining that The
Donald would trump Mayor Koch by building a long-delayed Central Park
rink through "sheer force of will."
Trump entered the political world at the biblical age of 40. According to Trump,
the critical first meeting with New York City officials took place on 6-6-6 in
his office.
The Trump SoHo Hotel Condominium, called an "artists'
enclave" by Donald Trump, was announced on The Apprentice on June
6, 2016 = 6-6-6. The project raised cries of fraud, deception
and mismanagement.
On the same date, 6-6-6, an article in Christian
Science Monitor predicted that "Pragmatism May TRUMP
Zeal as Iran's Power Grows."
On the same date, 6-6-6, there was a TruthDig article titled
"The Eve of Destruction." The opening line of the Barry McGuire song "Eve of
Destruction" is "The eastern world it is exploding!" Trump vows
to make it explode.
Donald Trump's candidacy is a media creation of the Fox network, and the letters in "Fox"
(6+15+24) add up to 666.
In the Heidi Klum video in which she responds to Trump's sexist remark that
she is no longer a ten, Klum wears a t-shirt inscribed with the number 9.99.
Upside down, that is 666.
In the Sex and the City pilot which aired 6-6-1998 (1998=666+666+666),
Mr. Big is based on Donald Trump, the Twin Towers are prominent,
and Carrie says "Self protection and closing the deal are paramount."
Donald John Drumpf in American ASCII computer code is 666.
On the Ides of March, Donald Trump had 666 delegates. The Ides
of March marked a turning point in Roman history, as the Roman Republic became a
Roman Empire ruled by a succession of dictators.
The number 666 denotes arrogance, pride, egotism, the love of money and power,
and militarism: all things Donald Trump brags about as if they were virtues.
The Bible's first 666 reference is the weight in talents of gold
that King
Solomon collected each year (1 Kings 10:14, 2 Chronicles 9:13, Ezra 2:13); Trump
loves gold so much that he gold-plates his toilets.
The number 666 is the sum of all the numbers on a roulette
wheel; Trump has owned casinos and during his presidential campaign announced
his intention to build a new multi-million-dollar casino in Las Vegas.
Trump has been praised and endorsed by leading Baptist pastors like Jerry
Falwell Jr., David Jeremiah, Robert Jeffress and James F. Linzey. The last hymn
in the Baptist Hymnal is hymn number 666.
The name Donald means: World Ruler, Great Chief, Proud Chief. Think of a
powerful Mafia Don. Our word "don" derives from the Italian donno
("Lord") and the Latin dominus ("Master," "domination").
The name Trump means: to upstage, to outrank, to triumph. But it also has
connotations of trickery; for instance: "trumped-up charges."
Donald Trump's middle name is John, which means "God is gracious."
Thus a possible interpretation of Trump's full name is "A proud world ruler who,
after God has been gracious, will attempt to upstage and outrank Christ, using
trickery."
Trump goes to church for Easter and Christmas. He collects Bibles but doesn't
seem to read them and certainly doesn't live by them. His daughter Ivanka
converted to Judaism.
Through his German ancestors named Christ and Trump, Donald inherited millions
of dollars and a vast real estate empire. Will he now attempt to "trump"
(upstage) Christ and rule by deceiving the very elect?
Trump certainly seems to see himself as everyone's master and ruler: for
instance, if anyone protests at one of his rallies, he has them silenced and
thrown out, ignoring their constitutional right to freedom of speech.
Trump mocked Ted Cruz, calling him a "pussy," for not being as anxious as Trump
to resort to torture (waterboarding). What sort of man mocks and insults other
people for not endorsing torture?
Donald called the situation in the Middle East akin to “medieval times” and said
“I’d bring back waterboarding, and I’d bring back a hell of a lot worse than
waterboarding.” He sounds anxious to get started.
The anti-Christ is supposed to be a sort of "reverse twin" of Jesus Christ, as
if Lucifer became flesh and tried to become the Savior of the world. And Trump
is certainly proclaiming himself to be the only possible Savior!
Trump claims to be a Christian but said he never asks God for forgiveness and he
denigrated Holy Communion by speaking dismissively of the "little bread" and
"little wine," suggesting that HE is much bigger and more important!
And yet Trump is being praised and endorsed by evangelical Christians like Sarah Palin,
Jerry Falwell Jr. and Franklin Graham, along with Mr. Putin and many neo-Nazi
and KKK types!
According to the Bible, the Antichrist will be a Great Deceiver, misleading even
the very elect. Donald Trump is as far from Jesus Christ as a man can be, and
yet Christian leaders are embracing him!
What is Trump's plan? He says, “If I’m elected president, we will win, and we
will win, and we will win.” He seems to care only about winning, not about what
is right, or compassion, or justice.
Trump's main claims to fame are insulting people as he fires them, building
casinos, gold-plating toilets, bragging about all the "beautiful pieces of ass"
that he's bedded, and always doing the opposite of what Jesus Christ would do.
Is something not kosher about this picture?
Donald Trump has been endorsed for president by convicted mass murderer Charles
Manson, former KKK grand wizard David Duke, Russian strongman Vladimir Putin,
Serbian ethnic cleanser and war criminal Vojislav Šešelj, convicted rapist Mike
Tyson, weepin'-n-wailin' Sarah Palin, Joe "Wyatt Twerp" Arpaio, Bobby Knight
(who once advised women "If rape is inevitable, relax and enjoy it!"), Ann
"Cuckoo" Coulter, hardcore porn star Tila Tequila, Hulk Hogan, Jesse "The Body"
Ventura, Lou "The Incredible Hulk" Ferrigno, Dennis Rodman, Ted Nugent, Willie
"Duck Dynasty" Robertson, Mr. Las Vegas Wayne Newton, and Stephen "not the smart
one" Baldwin
Washington Post Editorial Board Opinion
A PRESIDENT TRUMP could alter the face of this country and its role in the
world, in many cases with Congress and the courts having little power to check
him. In a series of editorials over the past several days, we have described the
vast reach of executive power in areas where Mr. Trump has made his intentions
clear. He could, in fact, unilaterally order mass deportations, resume torturing
detainees, undo the preservation of natural treasures and tear up long-standing
trade agreements. But we should be clear: The scope of the damage a President
Trump could do cannot be fully predicted or imagined. His candidacy forces us to
confront the extent to which democracy depends on leaders adhering to a set of
norms and traditions — civic virtues, to be old-fashioned about it. Mr.
Trump has made clear his contempt for those virtues, norms and traditions:
He despises the press, threatens his enemies, bullies the judiciary, disparages
entire religions and nations, makes no distinction between his personal interest
and the public good, hides information that should be revealed and routinely
trades in falsehoods. Handed the immense powers of the presidency, what could
such a man do? The honest answer: No one can be sure.
Art of the Double Deal
Donald Trump claims to have written a book, The Art of the Deal, second
only to the Bible. But it turns out that he didn't write the book, so perhaps
the title should be The Art of the Double Deal. According to ABC News:
Tony Schwartz, Donald Trump’s co-author on The Art of the Deal, admitted that
he regrets writing the 1987 book and that he finds the thought of a Trump
presidency “terrifying.” So why did Schwartz keep his silence for so long? “We
had a successful experience together. I never in a million years thought he
would run for president. Had I thought that 30 years ago, I wouldn’t have
written the book,” he told George Stephanopoulos on ABC News’ Good Morning
America today. “But for 29 years, I didn’t think he would, and it didn’t seem
like it was important to speak out. I now feel it’s my civic duty.” Schwartz
first spoke out about Trump in an interview with The New Yorker published today, in which he said he spent 18 months getting to
know Trump in 1985. He described what it was like to write the book with the
businessman and how he thinks he would do as president of the United States. “I
put lipstick on a pig,” Schwartz told the magazine. “I feel a deep sense of
remorse that I contributed to presenting Trump in a way that brought him wider
attention and made him more appealing than he is.” He added, “I genuinely
believe that if Trump wins and gets the nuclear codes, there is an excellent
possibility it will lead to the end of civilization.” Schwartz, the president
and CEO of the Energy Project, stood by his comments on “GMA” this morning. “You
know, it’s a terrifying thing. I haven’t slept a night through since Donald
Trump announced for president because I believe he is so insecure, so easily
provoked and not—not particularly—nearly as smart as people might imagine he
is,” he said. “I do worry that with the nuclear codes, he would end civilization
as we know it.” He continued, “This is a man who has more sociopathic tendencies
than any candidate in my adult life that I’ve observed.” Schwartz said he wrote
“every word” of The Art of the Deal, Trump’s part memoir and part
business advice book, which held the No. 1 spot on the New York Times’
nonfiction best-seller list for 51 weeks. “Donald Trump made a few red marks
when I handed him the manuscript, but that was it,” he said.
Oddities
Donald Trump is a self-admitted germophobe and "clean hands freak" who hates to
shake hands with other human beings.
Trump's first wife, Ivana Trump, told SPY Magazine that he kept a book of
Hitler's speeches at his bedside.
When Trump Tower was completed in 2001, it was the tallest residential building
in the world: 666 feet high.
Trump claims he will be "the best jobs president God ever created" but he is
best known for the phrase "You're fired!"
A story in TIME reported that while Trump was in college he enjoyed
reading federal foreclosure listings just for fun.
Trump claims to be a Christian but is reported to have had affairs with
Playboy model Anna Nicole Smith, Penthouse model Sandra Taylor,
Kimberly Hefner, Carla Bruni, Marla Maples, Jackie Siegel, Kara Young and
Victoria Zdrok.
According to Victoria Zdrok, Trump broke up with Kara Young when he discovered
that she had African-American blood.
Trump became so fixated on Princess Diana that she was alarmed by the unwanted
attention. According to British television host Selena Scott, Diana felt "as if
Trump was stalking her" and he gave her "the creeps."
Trump allegedly saw Princess Diana as "the ultimate trophy wife" and "bombarded"
her with flowers.
Trump wrote in his Art of the Comeback that his only regret in "the
women department" is that he didn't "court" Lady Diana Spenser, which sounds
like a serious fixation.
Trump's other fixation is with his daughter, Ivanka. He has commented publically
about her hot body and how he'd like to "date" her (and we all know what
that means!).
Trump claims that he commanded the Clintons to come to his wedding: "Hillary
Clinton, I said be at my wedding, and she came to my wedding. She had no choice
because I gave to [the Clinton] foundation."
Trump claims that he always wins, but he has filed four major bankruptcies and
many of his businesses went completely under, including Trump Airlines, Trump
Steaks, Trump Mortgage, Trump Magazine and Trump: the Game.
Trump calls his detractors "losers," but he was the ultimate Hollywood loser in
1990 when the Golden Raspberry Awards (commonly known as the Razzies) named him
Worst Supporting Actor for his cameo in the infamous and critically panned Bo
Derek drama Ghosts Can't Do It. Even worse, he was playing
himself!
Where is Trump's Christian Charity?
In the aftermath of the 2001 terror attack on the World Trade Center, Donald
Trump, a billionaire son of New York City, did not make a single
charitable donation to any of the not-for-profit groups that provided aid to
9-11 survivors, rescue workers, or the families of cops and firemen who died
trying to save others, according to Internal Revenue Service records.
While business moguls raced to write seven-figure checks and schoolchildren
emptied their piggy banks, Trump’s charitable foundation―the
vehicle through which the Republican presidential candidate’s philanthropy
trickles―apparently did not feel the need or
responsibility to offer such financial help.
Moreover, Donald Trump is notorious for selling expensive baubles through his
Fifth Avenue properties, while doing everything in his power to make sure that
disabled American vets are not allowed to street vend on Fifth Avenue. Should we
be surprised that his family controls the building at 666 Fifth
Avenue?
The record suggests that Trump made no personal contributions to relief efforts for 9-11,
Hurricane Katrina or Hurricane Sandy. He rousts disabled vets who try to earn a
living on Fifth Avenue, even though Trump sells merchandise on Fifth Avenue
himself. And yet Trump has the audacity to claim that
"I have a bigger heart than all of them." In
reality, it appears that Trump, despite being worth $10 billion by his
own estimation, gives virtually none of his own money to charity. He wants to be
able to sell his expensive baubles to whomever he chooses, but he denies that
right to disable vets. And despite his whopping income, he thinks other
Americans are overpaid. His message to American autoworkers was clear: you are
overpaid and need to work for less money. During the debates, Trump said that
the minimum wage cannot be raised because American wages are too high already.
Of course there was no mention of his vastly inflated wages!
Perhaps it is impossible to say if Trump is THE anti-Christ. But he certainly
sounds like the exact opposite of Jesus Christ. Trump is proud, arrogant and
hypocritical. He lacks a sense of justice and any compassion for people who are
less fortunate. He insults people right and left. He bullies anyone who
questions him or disagrees with him. The 666 connections are interesting, and
perhaps significant, but in the end what really matters is Trump's character,
his values, his judgment, and what he says and does. On every count he fails the
test. We shouldn't elect him dogcatcher, much less President of the United
States of America!
Character
Does this sound like a disciple of Jesus Christ, or more like the Other Guy? ...
According to the News Examiner, Donald Trump is the "least charitable
billionaire" in the world!
The Donald says we cannot afford to help refugees, even widows and orphans, but
he wants to create a $100 million Trump Grand Ballroom in the White House.
The Donald claims to "care about" American veterans, but in reality for more
than a decade he strove to keep disabled vets from street vending
outside his ritzy Fifth Avenue properties.
The Donald claims he can murder people in the streets and his followers will
still vote for him. Is that something to brag about?
The Donald says that he will order American soldiers to hunt down and "take out"
the widows and orphans of suspected terrorists.
The Donald brags about the "beautiful pieces of ass" that he can have whenever
he wants them.
The Donald put money in the communion tray at the nondenominational First
Christian Church, in Council Bluffs, Iowa.
The Donald claims to love and revere the Bible, but couldn't name a favorite
book, chapter or verse. When he finally tried cite to Bible verses, he mangled
them.
Hell, even Sarah Palin admits that Donald Trump isn’t very "Christian-y."
Donald Trump's Dangerous Delusions
Even if Donald Trump is not the Antichrist, his delusions make him a very
dangerous man to be in charge of the United States military and nuclear codes.
Take, for instance, what Trump said when he phoned into his good friends at
"Morning Joe" for a little chat recently. They try to give him easy questions,
since that's what he has told them he prefers. So here is a "softball" question,
followed by the Trumpster's delusional response:
Mika Brzezinski: Who are you talking to consistently since we have some dire
foreign policy issues percolating around the world. Who are you consulting with
consistently so you are ready on day one?
Donald Trump: I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good
brain and I’ve said a lot of things. In fact, in my book, in 2000, I talked
about Osama bin Laden, and I do remember someone put the book in front of Joe
who said, "No way he talked about Osama bin Laden before the World Trade Center
came down," and they said "No, he really did," and I remember Joe looking at it
and saying "That’s amazing." So I know what I’m doing. I talk to a lot of people
and at the appropriate time, I’ll tell you who they are. My primary consultant
is myself and I have a good instinct about this stuff.
However, Trump does not have "good instincts about this stuff." In his book,
when he mentioned Osama bin Laden, he did not predict anything that OBL would do
in the future. Rather, he pooh-poohed the idea that OBL was a major threat, and
used him as an example of how the U.S. government was making much ado about
nothing, or very little. The potential act of terrorism that Trump did agonize
over was a nuclear attack, which did not happen and which many other people had
predicted and agonized over. So there is nothing at all remarkable about Trump's
intuitions. And his abilities as a prophet are obviously not very good, or he
wouldn't have two failed marriages, four bankruptcies, and a series of failed
businesses such as Trump Mortgage, Trump Vodka, Trump Ice, Trump Steaks, Trump
Airlines, Trump: the Game, etc.
Details
The high-rise tower at 666 Fifth Avenue South is owned by Jared Kushner, the
son-in-law of Donald Trump and the husband of his daughter Ivanka Trump. When
the Trump family bought the property at 666 Fifth Avenue, it was the highest
price ever paid for a single American building. The 666 tower is home to
a number of ultra-high-priced law firms and hedge funds. The building appears in
the movies The Exorcist II: The Heretic and The Wolf of Wall Street.
The 666 high-rise is also home to Lucent Technologies and its RFID microchip.
The letters in "Lucent Tech" add up to 666. Carly Fiorina, a Republican
presidential candidate, is a former CEO of Lucent Technologies. So oddly enough,
both Donald Trump and Carly Fiorina have strong connections to 666 Fifth Avenue.
The name Kushner means "furrier," or
someone who provides luxurious garments to the rich, at the expense of the lives
of poor animals. The name Trump means to "pull suit," to "outrank" and to
"upstage." Who are the people being upstaged? Disabled American veterans and the
homeless. While Donald Trump pretends to "care" about American veterans, for
more than a decade he has actually tried to prevent disabled
veterans from coming anywhere close to his family's ritzy Fifth Avenue
properties. Ask any disabled veteran who works as a street vendor about Donald
Trump, and the truth will come out: The Donald cares nothing about veterans
except keeping them away from his swanky building. The Trumps have
the gall to parade the "Mark of the Beast" on their signature property, while
making damn sure the homeless and disabled veterans are kept far downwind.
But incredibly, that's not the end of the 666 connections. Jared Kushner is in
the process of building a $666 million tower at One Journal Square. The height
will be 666 feet. Are these coincidences, or is there a message being conveyed?
"He who has ears to hear, let him hear."
The Trump SoHo Hotel Condominium, a Mecca of decadent art called an "artists'
enclave" by Trump, was announced on The Apprentice on June 6, 2016 =
6-6-6. Trump said that his intentions were "entirely covert" when he had the
building zoned! Also, on the same date, 6-6-6, an article in Christian
Science Monitor predicted that "Pragmatism May TRUMP Zeal
as Iran's Power Grows." Again, on the same date, 6-6-6, there was a TruthDig
article titled "The Eve of Destruction." The opening line of the Barry McGuire
song "Eve of Destruction" is "The eastern world it is exploding!" Also, Fifth
Avenue represents Western decadence and the worship of Mammon (Money, the
Almighty Dollar that Donald Trump so obviously worships).
Furthermore, the Donald Trump presidential candidacy is clearly a media creation of the Fox network,
because Trump has invested very little money in his campaign. He is profiting
from lots of free airtime on Fox "news" shows. The letters in "Fox" add up to 666:
F = 6th alphabet letter = 6
O = 15th letter = 1+5 = 6
X = 24th letter = 2+4 = 6
FOX = 666!
Or take the Heidi Klum video in which she responds to Trump's sexist remark that
she is no longer a ten. In her video, Klum wears a t-shirt inscribed with the
number 9.99. Upside down, that is 666!
The Bible says the anti-Christ will deceive the very elect. Who is endorsing
Donald Trump for president? Jerry Fallwell Jr., Sarah Palin, and other
evangelical heavyweights. Do any of these heavyweights in any way speak or act
like Jesus Christ? No, they always say and do exactly the opposite of
what Jesus said and did! Jesus said "blessed are the peacemakers" but
they praise guns, violence and wars. Jesus embraced the poor, the sick and the
needy, but they favor the super-rich, including themselves. Jesus had table
fellowship with prostitutes and other outcasts of society. Trump, Palin and
Co. are self-righteous prigs who don't walk the walk themselves, but love to
talk the talk as long as they can run down other people.
Donald Trump says the Bible is "really great," like a great movie.
Unfortunately, to date he has not managed to name a book or quote a verse
correctly. But still, it's the thought that counts!
Donald Trump does not seem to understand the difference between a Bible verse
and a chapter, citing as his favorite "Proverbs, the chapter 'never bend to
envy.'"
There is not a chapter of Proverbs about envy, nor is there a verse about "never
bending to envy." There is a verse in Proverbs about not being envious of evil
men: Proverbs 24:1.
Donald Trump says he has never bothered to ask God for forgiveness.
Donald Trump "guesses" that when he drinks his "little wine" and eats his
"little cracker," he is somehow forgiven and cleansed, even though he has made
light of the body and blood of Jesus Christ!
Donald Trump claims that he "is good" and therefore has a "great relationship"
with God, even though the Bible says that no human being is good or righteous by
his own works.
Donald Trump did finally name a book, chapter and verse of the Bible, but
unfortunately he failed to get it right, citing "Two Corinthians 3:17" rather
than the correct "Second Corinthians 3:17"!
Donald Trump claims to have a "great relationship" with "the blacks," "the
Hispanics," and God. But it turns out that The Donald is much more
interested in Himself than he is in other people, or God Almighty
...
The Voice of Trump
This is how Adam Eisenstat, a ghostwriter who became known as "The Voice of
Trump," saw The Donald and his organization: "Trump was everywhere: The office
was wallpapered with 8-foot-high posters of the man, all steely and severe (his
trademark look), each one emblazoned with a different Trumpism: 'Think Big! — Go
with Your Gut! — Love What You Do!' Trump video clips played constantly on
computers around the cramped one-room office, as editors and course developers
combined elements of Trump wisdom, creating content designed to effect the
alchemy of success. My first day on the job, I was told to write some blurbs for
the Trump University website, as part of the rollout for our first major
product, "The Wealth Builder's Blueprint," a mixed-media grab bag that came with
lots of stuff (DVDs, a booklet, various "success tools," and more). My initial
attempt was all wrong — too soft, not salesy enough. "You have to find the Voice
of Trump," my boss said. He gave me a DVD to watch, 'Donald Trump Speaks,' a
20-minute interview where the Donald held forth on the promise of his new
venture: 'Action is what Trump University is all about. Our motto is "Learn by
Doing" ... Think like a billionaire ... You will be successful.' I read articles
and press releases about Trump, along with transcripts of his speeches and his
radio show (daily ruminations about celebrities and current events, syndicated
to more than 400 stations). All of his books sat on my desk, and few days went
by without my dipping into one of them for a snippet or two. Trump said the same
things over and over and over and over again, based on the same few articles of
faith: worship of material success, contempt for 'losers,' and certainty — above
all, certainty."
I am reminded of other egomaniacs who put their images everywhere: Saddam
Hussein, Kim Jong-un, Lenin, Stalin, leaders of cults, et al.
The highly condensed version of the Bible known as The Trump Bible and
The Gospel According to Trump reads:
I, Donald Trump, am God.
Mere mortals must praise, worship, and adore
Me as I do Myself.
Then all shall be Great, even also as I am Great.
In every way acknowledge Me, and I will direct your paths!
Amen.
The Gospel According to Trump concludes with the Trumpian version of the Beatitudes:
Blessed are the rich, for they will always have young, hot, beautiful pieces of
ass.
Blessed are the warmongers, for they will be able to steal Iraqi oil to pay for
their military adventurism.
Blessed are the daft dodgers, for they can mock POWs for being captured and
tortured.
Blessed are the gunslingers, for everyone knows that Jesus Christ did not
command Christians to turn the other cheek, but to stand their ground, shoot
first, and ask questions later.
Blessed are the arrogant who do not ask God for forgiveness, for they shall enjoy
their little communion crackers and wine without remorse.
Blessed are the carnival barkers and their houses of mirrors, for they shall be
elected president by deceiving the very elect.
Is Donald Trump a Christian, as he claims? Have two people ever been less alike
than Jesus Christ and Donald Trump? Do they have any values in common?
Comparison of Jesus Christ to Donald Trump
Jesus said to turn the other cheek; Trump responds angrily to every perceived
slight and calls himself the "most militaristic person on the planet."
Jesus practiced humility; Trump is insufferably arrogant.
Jesus stressed the need for love and compassion; Trump stresses the need for
alpha male aggressiveness, power and domination.
Jesus taught the Lord's Prayer in which forgiveness is both requested and given;
Trump never asks God for forgiveness and he never forgives anyone else.
Jesus and the apostles said that Christians should have compassion for prisoners and
visit them; Trump says he doesn't like prisoners, even POWs like John McCain.
Jesus said the meek are blessed; Trump claims it is a grievous sin to be meek.
Jesus blessed the poor; Trump praises the rich and successful (i.e., Himself).
Jesus said it is easier for a camel to pass through a needle's eye than for a
rich man to enter heaven; Trump evidently thinks that anything bearing his name
is heaven.
The Ten Commandments of Donald Trump
Worship Donald Trump as He worships Himself.
(Repeat ten times.)
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If Donald Trump gets elected, there'll be hell toupée. — Anonymous
In an exclusive interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network Donald Trump
said 'I believe in god.' But of course The Donald was talking about
himself. ― Jay Leno
Here’s the thing about Donald Trump: he never apologizes; he’s never wrong no matter what crazy thing he says. He’s the white Kanye.
― Bill Maher
Today Donald Trump reaffirmed his stance against gay marriage. Trump said
marriage is between a rich guy and his much younger third wife. ― Conan O'Brien
Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while
ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon? — Michael R.
Burch
Most American politicians believe in God, but Donald Trump believes
that he is God. — Michael R. Burch
Trump is never politically correct, but he is always correct (being infallible).
— Michael R. Burch
Q: What is Donald Trump's favorite chapter of the Bible?
A: Chapter Eleven.
Reasons that Donald Trump Cannot be a Christian
Trump insulted God and the Christian faith by
saying that he never asks God for forgiveness.
Trump then insulted the body and blood of Jesus Christ by
saying: "When I drink my little wine—which is about the
only wine I drink—and have my little cracker, I guess that is a form of asking
for forgiveness."
If Trump believes in the sanctity of marriage, why does he brag about the "young
and beautiful pieces of ass" he can seemingly acquire at will?
Why can't Trump quote a single Bible verse despite being a Christian, just as Sarah Palin couldn't name
a single newspaper despite being a journalism major?
Donald Trump is definitely not a racist, bigot or
chauvinist: he's just worlds better than everyone else.
For the first time in American history we will have many different beautiful and
exotic First Ladies, since Trump frequently updates his "piece of ass" (as he
so delicately puts it).
Donald Trump Jokes
He is a man-baby. He has the physical countenance of a man and a baby's
temperament and hands.―Jon Stewart
Donald Trump is giving narcissism a bad name.―Madeline Begun Kane
Donald Trump is "the kind of person who goes to the Super Bowl and thinks the
people in the huddle are talking about him."―Eric Schneiderman
Donald Trump likes to say he's a friend to "the blacks." Unless the Blacks are a
family of white people, I'm guessing he's mistaken.―Seth Meyers
This is what I've been waiting for my whole life. A President who's not afraid
to tell the truth about being a lying a**hole!―Lewis Black
In an exclusive interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network, Donald Trump
said, "I believe in god." But of course The Donald was talking about
Himself.―Jay Leno
Maybe he should ease into this ... by running for a lower office first, like
President of the Hair Club for Men.―Jimmy Kimmel
Donald Trump may be running for president. He said he's sick and tired of the rest of the world laughing at the United States. Well, President Trump will
certainly put an end to that!―David Letterman
Here's the thing about Donald Trump: he never apologizes; he's never wrong no matter what crazy thing he says. He's the white Kanye.―Bill Maher
Say what you will about Trump, he is not stupid. He is a smart man with a deep
understanding of what stupid people want.―Andy Borowitz
Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations.―Craig Ferguson
Donald Trump Bible Hashtags
"In the beginning, Trump created propaganda. And he saw that it was good, for
the people believed everything he said." #TrumpBible
"In the beginning was the word Trump, and the word was yooge because he said it
was yooge!" #TrumpBible
"I love God. He's a great guy. Made the world in 6 days. That's YUUUUUUUGE. I
would have used more marble but he did a nice job." #TrumpBible
"Lot's wife? What a loser! I would never look back when leaving a failing
property, like my casinos in Atlantic City." #TrumpBible
"Lot was a loser too! He failed to provide entertainment to guests who just
wanted to party and have good time." #TrumpBible
"And forgive us our debts, as we rip off out creditors, then make fun of them
for being stupid enough to lend to us!" #TrumpBible
"Jesus wept. I like saviors who don't weep." #TrumpBible
"Saint Paul was no hero. I like evangelists who don't get thrown into jail
and palace
dungeons. I would have had Nero eating out of my hand!" #TrumpBible
"Unfortunately, Mary was not a ten. Joseph should have dumped her for Salome.
What a beautiful piece of ass!" #TrumpBible
"Jesus completely blew it when he turned down the Devil's offer. He should have
read 'The Art of the Deal.' I would have won so yooge!" #TrumpBible
"Jesus blew it in the desert. I, on the other hand, am absolutely killing it in
Vegas!" #TrumpBible
"Jesus was incompetent, blew it by hiring Judas. I would have told him "You're
fired!" #TrumpBible
"Turn the other cheek? The only time I turn the other cheek is when a beautiful
piece of ass is kissing mine!" #TrumpBible
"Blessed are the poor in spirit? What losers! I am really, really rich!" #TrumpBible
"Joseph and Mary rode a donkey into a foreign town to have a baby in a manger?
They sound like illegals to me! #TrumpBible, #AnchorBaby #BuildAWall
"Mary and Joseph were illegal immigrants. Jesus was an anchor baby. Herod was
incompetent! I would have built a great, great wall around Bethlehem!" #TrumpBible
"I will do such great things for Israel, there will be no more wailing at the
Wailing Wall! It will be a great, great wall when I'm done with it!" #TrumpBible
"Samaria sends us their murderers, their rapists, and some, I assume, are good
Samaritans." #TrumpBible
"If I was Jesus, I would have made amazing deals with those moneychangers in the
temple. Why waste such a yooge opportunity?" #TrumpBible
"Render unto Ceasar's Palace the things that are Ceasar's, and render unto Trump
the things that are Trumped." #TrumpBible
"I would have rebuilt the walls of Jericho and made the Canaanites pay for it!"
#TrumpBible
"You’ve heard it said, 'An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth,' but I say
unto you, that's lousy negotiating. Why break even?" #TrumpBible
"Great flood, total disaster. Totally mismanaged by Noah, not a smart guy, total
loser, couldn't even save the dinosaurs." #TrumpBible
"Blessed are the 'piece' makers (the parents who create 'beautiful pieces of
ass' for Trump to bang." #TrumpBible
"This Moses guy wanders 40 years, never even makes it into the land of Canaan.
There's a name for guys like that: Loser!" #TrumpBible
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