I miss the old Rooney, shagging your gran Rooney

Play with his soul Rooney, score loads of goals Rooney

I hate the new Rooney, the captaining-mode Rooney

The always miss Rooney, no skills and tricks Rooney

I miss the angry Rooney, passion and goals Rooney

I gotta to say, at that time I'd like to meet Rooney

See United invented Rooney, it wasn't any Rooneys

And now I look and look around and there's so many Rooneys

I used to love Rooney, I used to love Rooney

I even had the Rooney jersey, I thought I was Rooney

What if Rooney scored a bicycle kick, like old Rooney?

Always assisting or scoring Rooney, man that'd be so Rooney

That's all it was Rooney, we still love Rooney

And I love Rooney like Rooney loves grannies