If you believe that 2000+ years ago a woman could get pregnant without a dick in her vagina, then close this tab, wait some years until you discover that you are a moron and then come back.

This story is about Yosef, he was a man like many who married a girl, his wife never wanted sex, because "stop oppressing me". Yosef was not the alpha male, he was a beta with the good traits like being kind, nice and inclusive. But he had all beta's traits, and among the others there is that one about believing a woman, whatever she said.

One day her wife comes to him and says "you will never believe what happened!"(the irony), Yosef was like "what?", and the wife: "an angel(delayed period plus nausea and vomit)came to me at night, while everybody else was a sleep(because angels always come when only 1 or 2 people can see them, max 3 but always poor and ignorant people), and he told me that I will give birth to the son of god, and be a virgin for the rest of my life!(because after a baby comes out of your vagina you are still a virgin)". Now, you have to understand that Yosef wanted no trouble in his life, he was happy that the other people respected him(laughed at him), for having a faithful wife, an home etc. He looked at her wife and said "this is awesome! I will raise the son of god!!". Then the wife went away and left Yosef with his hard money/earning job, with a smile on her face "what a pussy" she thought. While working Yosef freezed for a second "wait, virgin for the rest of her life? meaning being married and only handjobs? NO PLEASE, WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME GOD, WHY?"

Too bad Yosef could not imagine that his cuckoldness would have traveled for thousands of years and make him the greatest cuckold of all times, the father of Jesus.

In the next episode: Jesus is told the story of the angel, smells BS and decide to go his own way while at the same time launch a revolution for saving men from unfaithful women.

Stay frosty.