A bit of a late bloomer, it was at the age of 21 -- I grew up among fellow millennials of low quality, so my selection was lacking but my standards were also lowering. Enter Katie. She was dumb as shit, and a complete butterface. Nice body, nice 18 year old little slut, but the face was lacking. However, she was the right type of ugly, that "fuck me" trashy look but not in the Marla Singer from Fight Club style, more like white trash but good enough to fuckpig around with.

She walked three miles to my house under the guise of chilling with my roomates. I, however, decided to become an entertainer. I bought her two big bottles of Smirnoff Ice and got her nice and stinking drunk. I know you want to get to the meat of the story so I'll spare the irrelevant details and get right to where it gets rapey.

As I was a basement troll in that era, I occupied the basement, so she was sitting on the stairs leading to upstairs while I was on my bed. We were talking. Then I decided sex would be better.

"Hey, get over here."

She giggled. "No."

I did the manliest thing possible: I walked over to her, picked her drunk ass up, threw her on my bed, and proceeded to fuck her. She understood that this was something that was going to happen despite how she felt about it, so it was best to just enjoy the situation and let masculinity take over. Hell, she probably was turned on by that.

I fucked her good and hard. Anyways, in the middle of it she went to throw up in the toilet, and we proceeded to fuck and kiss her after she had thrown up. We then cuddled (only a pedestrian rapist wouldn't cuddle the one he nurtered) and she left the next day hungover.

She then PMed me on AIM begging to be my girlfriend. She also laughed when I said she took my virginity. She didn't believe me.

Anyways, she sucked off my roomate for $15 in gas money a few weeks later and swallowed his cum while his wife watched.