Ultra premium extra virgin olive oil from Olympia Greece and bottled for ultimate Golden-ness. Nothing else!
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Ultra premium extra virgin olive oil from Olympia Greece and bottled for ultimate Golden-ness. Nothing else!
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About this project
Tronald’s Golden Shower® is one of the purest Ultra Premium Extra Virgin Olive Oils (UPEVOO) produced in the area of Ancient Olympia in Greece.
It comes from Koroneiki assortment of olives and it is extracted by the first cold press to give it the best taste. Grown and harvested with care to ensure maximum nutritional value and acidity levels of below 0.3%.
Golden Shower® was inspired by a dream to change the spread of ignorant, intolerant and hateful words throughout the country and world.
By creating an image of fictional world leaders, and making light of their stories we wish to draw attention to our efforts to help reduce those intolerant words. The "golden showers” of hate and bigotry that are sprayed throughout the country can help be identified, noted and thus mitigated.
10% of our campaign profits will go to the non-profit organization Human Rights Watch to look out for minorities who suffer. (Human Rights Watch is not affiliated or endorsing this product)
Up Front Disclaimers
- All pictures depicted are that of fictional characters and meant for ccomedic and entertainment purposes only
- No endorsements have been made for any party mentioned in this Kickstarter campaign
UPEVOO Best Uses:
Pop the most healthy popcorn when you use Golden Shower® UPEVOO!
OTHER REAL-LIFE USES OF PRODUCT
Olive oil can be used as a perfect natural moisturizing. You can add a few drops of your favorite essential oil in 100ml extra virgin olive oil and you have an amazing moisturizing for the bath tub. And a little secret at the end.. Put a few drops of extra virgin olive oil on a cotton and use it as up removal for your eyes and eyelashes. You will be amazed by its effectiveness and convenience even with waterproof products.That way you can remove your make up without the use of unnecessary chemical based products.
What Makes Golden Shower® Unique? (Other Than Our Name)
It is a family owned olive field taken best possible care of to ensure the greatest quality. We follow eco-friendly practices to keep the field as pure as possible avoiding spraying for pesticides. The same way we feed our family, the same way we want to treat you.
The field is located at an altitude which results in a mild flavor combined with low acidity of <0.3
What Problem(s) Does Your Product Solve?
According to several scientific studies approved by the FDA, consumption of olive oil has numerous beneficial effects on human health. In greater detail/Specifically:
Daily consumption of 2 tbsp EVOO can contribute to the following:
- Reduces the chance of coronary disease manifestation.(FDA APPROVED)
- Reduces the risk of cancer.
- A normal function of the digestive system
- Helps body to metabolize glucose.
Sources: http://www.fda.gov/NewsEvents/Newsroom/PressAnnouncements/2004/ucm108368.htm
Tronald’s Golden Shower® also:
(for comedic effect only):
- Reduces the chance of Tronald’s presidential manifestation
- Helps Tronald keep his hair healthy and golden
- Promotes Human Rights
- Provides clarity to voters
- Helps see through politicians’ lies
- Prevents intimacy between Tronald and Pewtin
- Stands up for minorities and refugees
- Stands up against ideas that are not worth spreading
Our Team
We want to grow our business internationally with the help from our team in the US. With 12 generations of experience helping us grow, harvest and press these olives, we know the quality and taste will be uncomparable to any olive oils you’ve tried before.
This Ultra Premium Extra Virgin Olive Oil has been feeding our family for generations and we feel it is now our duty to share it with the world.
The reason we chose Kickstarter is because we want to raise awareness of hateful speech while providing a pure product to help people live happier and healthier lives.
We aim to create a community report list where we could raise awareness for several matters in the future while making people smile and raise funds for the betterment of people in need.
Golden Shower® Timeline:
FAQs:
Q: Is this product really from Greece?
- A: Yes, this product comes from the tender loins of southern Greece
Q: Is it really the golden shower I am thinking of?
- A: This product is simply the Purest Olive Oil and the name is just a play on the color of the oil and the current political campaigns in the news
Q: Can I purchase this product on the website?
- A: We currently do not sell this product online, BUT your contribution to the campaign will help us build out the website so you can purchase again from there in the near future!
Q: How Healthy is this product?
- A: This product is classified as “Ultra Premium Olive Oil” and is extremely healthy for you. It is a good substitute for butters and other fatty oils.
Q: How long will it take to ship this product?
- A: The first Early Bird shipments will be available before Christmas
Q: How will you tackle Tronald’s campaign?
- A: We will directly fund the Human Rights Watch to help people in need. We hope this effort will help counter the narrative of hate and intolerance. We will also raise awareness of the political situation and especially of those who are mostly affected by it.
Q: Are you going to directly fund Hilary?
- A: No.
Q: Why are you doing this/ What’s the motivation?
- A: We believe all humans should have equal rights. So, we provide Ultra Premium Extra Virgin Olive Oil to help support people in need by donating.
Q: What is your ultimate goal?
- A: We want to grow a business selling the best Extra Virgin Olive Oil you can buy while helping alleviate and identify problematic situations around the globe.
Q: Can I order as a gift?
- A: At this time our backing system is not set up to deal with gift purchases, but if you email us the direct name and address in the shipping address we will ship it to that address.
Q: Where can I buy large quantities of the Olive Oil?
- A: Please contact us at charywhip@gmail.com
Q: What quality is this olive oil?
- A: Golden Shower® is one of the purest forms of olive oil claiming the title of “Ultra premium extra virgin olive oil.” Which has one of the lowest acidities of olive oils in the olive oil industry.
Risks and challenges
Risk: Shipping Vendor’s Fidelity- Choosing the right shipping vendors will ensure that the product arrives on schedule. Fear not, the Early Bird batch is already in the U.S.!
Challenge: International Customs Costs- Golden Shower is shipping from Greece so the customs import taxes and costs can be high and reflect in the product prices. The funds from the kickstarter will help us ship in larger batches and help reduce the cost of products in the long run.
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Tronald's Golden Shower [Premium Extra Virgin Olive Oil]
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