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[–]AtomicManiac 307ポイント308ポイント  (5子コメント)

I saw Ben Carson speak once on education about a year before his presidential run. He told a story about how his mom would make them do "Book reports" on the books she made them read. It wasn't until later that Carson found out his mom couldn't even read, despite "grading" their book reports.

[–]Cyph0n 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

My grandma used to do this to my father and my uncles when it came to homework. Sometimes she would sit by them and make it seem like she was observing their work. Other times she would act like she was checking over their homework.

My father is now a professor in ecology. He is a first-gen college grad and PhD holder. He was also probably the first person in my extended family to do a PhD in the U.S.

[–]TheNorthComesWithMe 292ポイント293ポイント  (12子コメント)

Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card

[–]NotSoFreshPrince 99ポイント100ポイント  (9子コメント)

I WAS JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEKYLL

[–]phorevergrateful 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Who's dewey?!

[–]semiconductor101 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He invented the decimal. Now we are cursed with infinitely repeating numbers.

[–]DarkTails37 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

A lonely child is what you're going to be when I sell you!

[–]Introverted_Extrovrt 34ポイント35ポイント  (2子コメント)

This guy's history was required learning in middle school in Maryland (he went to Hopkins for his MD I believe). My brother became a neurosurgeon in part because of him...

Edit: stupid autocorrect

[–]StevetheLeg 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Carson went to Yale for his undergrad and the University of Michigan Medical School for his MD. Then he went on to complete his residency and career at Johns Hopkins.

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_ANAPHORA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He actually went to Yale and University of Michigan. His importance to Maryland was as Hopkins' head of pediatric neurosurgery.

[–]BigGreekMike 353ポイント354ポイント  (82子コメント)

His political stint has made people forget how incredible his life is. He is arguably the greatest brain surgeon of all time, and based on his upbringing, had absolutely no birthright to be. A shining example of what you can achieve if you put your mind to it.

[–]BaileysButtercream 44ポイント45ポイント  (19子コメント)

His colleagues and many patients would highly disagree with the "greatest of all time."

I was once his patient (before he was famous) and chose another much more competent surgeon at Hopkins.

[–]bobby3eb 159ポイント160ポイント  (8子コメント)

So Internet stranger saw him early in his career. ok.

didn't he invent a bunch of crazy shit that other doctors use now as standard practice?

[–]1forrestgump1 33ポイント34ポイント  (2子コメント)

He brought back hemispherectomy into epileptic children by showing how effective neuroplasticity is. In layman's terms, he developed a surgery in which a portion of the brain can be removed, because the brains of children are highly adaptable and can retain what was removed.

Is that genius? Sure, I'd say so. But does that make him the greatest and most competent surgeon in history? Eh... that's very subjective.

[–]Cyathem 22ポイント23ポイント  (4子コメント)

Being someone who revolutionized brain surgery doesn't necessarily mean you are, personally, the greatest brain surgeon of all time.

Idk anything about Ben Carson other than his political stint though.

[–]bobby3eb 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

still, even the worst brain surgeon is a brain surgeon. and coming from poverty it's impressive

[–]SM60652 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yea, The the inventor of the modern flute was a shitty flutist but a great watch and flutemaker.

[–]no_more_jokes 6ポイント7ポイント  (9子コメント)

He was the director of pediatric neurosurgery there for 30 years. If there was a more competent surgeon there, don't you think that Johns Hopkins, one of the most highly regarded hospitals in the world, would have caught on and replaced him at any point in those 30 years? You are unapologetically full of shit.

[–]quinoa515 35ポイント36ポイント  (3子コメント)

Being the director does not mean he is the most competent surgeon. It is a management role. Being the most competent surgeon in Hopkins not a requirement.

The president of the united states is the commander-in-chief of the armed forces, but having served in the military, or even knowing anything about the military, is not a requirement for the position.

[–]tomdarch 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

A friend's husband got a professorship at Harvard a few years ago. Part of the deal was that as low guy on the totem pole, he had to be the director of the program. Now that he's been there a few years and is the So-and-so Professor of Subject Area, he doesn't have to be Director any more.

[–]kareemabduljaffar 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

you don't stay low man on the totem pole anywhere for 30 years.

[–]ThePerfectAlias 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This one post explains so much about college.

[–]ilike121212 -1ポイント0ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yeah I'm sick of idiots on reddit trying to judge someone's intelligence based on their political views, or public speaking skills. Ben Carson is an amazing neurosurgeon, probably the best, and is blessed by God. If people don't know this they need to research the breakthroughs he's done. This man will not be forgotten in the medical world. He literally changed the game.

[–]tomdarch -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

He still said he thought that the 99% solid rock pyramids were built "by the Jews" to store grain. That isn't political per se, that just sounds 1) crazy or 2) ignorant to a degree that raises the question of one's basic intelligence in that they couldn't piece together from readily available information (to university educated people) that it's an absurd suggestion.

It's reasonable for sane people to hear someone say something so crazy/stupid and question how that person could possibly have the intellect to be exceptional in a field populated by genuinely intelligent people.

[–]soviet1 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

He believes in some crazy theories and i'd bet he's still leaps and bounds smarter than you. That must say something dont you think?

[–]bitwize 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's one of those people I vehemently disagree with politically, but respect massively.

[–]LoBo247 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

*someone else puts their mind to it.

Take that as his mother or his patients.

[–]EdgarAllenPanda 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Also with the correct government assistance that he now believes only lazy people use...

[–]tripletstate 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So he is just good a book learning, but bad at intelligence? I've never heard such a "smart" person sound so dumb.

[–]Disquestrian 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's a very cool and inspiring story.

[–]Albino_Rhino_85 53ポイント54ポイント  (8子コメント)

I heard him being described as having knowledge that is 6 feet deep but 6 inches wide.

[–]rAlexanderAcosta 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

6 feet deep but 6 inches wide.

What is "How I wrecked your momma"?

[–]stratoblaze 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I prefer the saying "You either know nothing about everything or everything about nothing".

[–]Agerroy 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

When I was in high school, one of our summer reading books was Ben Carson's Autobiography, "Gifted Hands". It really helped me at that point in my academic career, and helped me gain confidence in my future.

[–]Shotgun2theDick 128ポイント129ポイント  (63子コメント)

graduating medical school is no easy task, so what if he beleives some whacky shit, theres thousands of doctors who follow the teachings of a pedofile warlord or that crazy man who found tablets in the utah desert. I dont care what my doctors religious beliefs are when they're operating on me, as long as they're qualified.

[–]sprucetrap87 60ポイント61ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't care if they think the pyramids were used to store grain as long as they don't try to store grain inside of me.

[–]Ol0O01100lO1O1O1 174ポイント175ポイント  (25子コメント)

Sure, I'd let Ben Carson perform brain surgery (assuming I needed it) in a heartbeat. That doesn't mean I would pick him to be a piano teacher, Fortune Cookie writer, or President of the United States.

[–]DickMold 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

Id really like to see what he cones up with in regards to fortunes.

[–]LetMeDesecrateYou 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

Today, remember... MY LUGGAGE!

[–]DarmokNJelad-Tanagra 10ポイント11ポイント  (9子コメント)

Right... and the dude seemed so vacuous during the campaign that I found myself wondering how someone so stupid could make it through undergrad, let alone medical school and training to be a brain surgeon.

Maybe he used to be sharp...

[–]Ol0O01100lO1O1O1 39ポイント40ポイント  (4子コメント)

He certainly didn't come across sharply during the campaign. I still won't try and judge his intelligence, though. Years ago I had the opportunity to see Oliver Sacks speak; a brilliant neurologist and bestselling author (Awakenings, the film Robin Williams and De Niro starred in, among others). He was, quite frankly, horrible in person. He wasn't a good public speaker, he wasn't good at getting ideas across in person, honestly he came across as a little challenged. But he was undeniably brilliant.

So I won't attack Carson's intelligence and will give him the benefit of the doubt... but being able to communicate well certainly is a critical skill for a President, so I will hold it against him nonetheless.

[–]LeQuint_Dickey 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yup. There are plenty of truly brilliant people who just aren't very good public speakers. It's something of a cultural/historical quirk that we've come to associate intelligence and public speaking so closely.

[–]ilike121212 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm actually not very smart, but I can introduce ideas very well, and communicate with anyone with ease. I can get a point across very easily. Wonder what I should be doing with my life:/

[–]thesheeptrees 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

pulling your dick out for Harambe would be a good start.

[–]Amaxandrine 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Politics.

Or what's left of it after this upcoming election.

[–]MyOther_UN_is_Clever 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, Trump is so much better and more qualified. We're really lucky he's the Rep candidate choice. /s

[–]BeastaBubbles 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's a sizable leap there, son.

[–]ikefalcon 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

It wasn't so much his wacky religious beliefs as his tenuous grasp of reality that got me. Where did he learn that the Egyptian pyramids were used to store grain? Certainly not in those 2 books per week he was reading.

To your point, that ignorance doesn't affect his ability to be a brain surgeon per se, but it does suggest that he lacks somewhat in common sense and general education. It's very strange because you would think that a doctor would have a stronger grasp on those types of concepts. (See: Jill Stein and her woefully misinformed stance on nuclear power.)

[–]spacemusclehampster 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not mormon, but he claims he found the tablets in New York

[–]ImDasch 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

You're right about the accomplishment of graduating medical school, but he then used his title of doctor to mislead the public by essentially selling snake oil to line his pockets with cash.

Kinda corrupts my view of him as a medical professional.

[–]Apescat 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah he's either a shyster or a moron....probably both.

[–]Woxat 4ポイント5ポイント  (15子コメント)

theres thousands of doctors who follow the teachings of a pedofile warlord or that crazy man who found tablets in the utah desert.

i'm sorry but, can you explain what you're talking about lol.. It's making me nervous about the doctors office.

[–]ImNotGivingMyName 9ポイント10ポイント  (14子コメント)

Muslims and Mormons respectively. Muhammad had a 12 year old wife, and Adam Smith found a New New Testament on gold plates in America which no one else was allowed to look at and interpreted them using some stones in a hat.

Edit Fun fact Adam Smith wrote The Wealth of Nations during his brief tenure as a hitman contracted to kill Angelina Jolie.

[–]CalvinElliot 23ポイント24ポイント  (2子コメント)

Joseph Smith. Adam Smith was the founder of capitalism.

[–]Tchaikovsky_path 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Edit Fun fact Adam Smith wrote The Wealth of Nations during his brief tenure as a hitman contracted to kill Angelina Jolie

Not sure he's entirely serious, haha. Still, apart from the name, he's not incorrect.

[–]sdonaghy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

In America that is the same thing /s

[–]Spidersinmypants 20ポイント21ポイント  (6子コメント)

She was 9 when he raped her, not 12

[–]fwsSC -1ポイント0ポイント  (5子コメント)

i believe the term is consummated

[–]Spidersinmypants 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

Consummated implies consent.

[–]krakajacks 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

In their context, women consent by default. It is the men who decide.

[–]bucknorris22 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't know why you are getting downvoted for saying

In their context, women consent by default. It is the men who decide.

You are correct. Women have little to no rights in most Muslim majority nations.

[–]DirtyMangos 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He is getting downvoted by people who don't consent with his statement. /irony

[–]Spidersinmypants 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Property doesn't have consent. My car doesn't have to consent to going to the mechanic, I just take it in.

[–]nahuatlwatuwaddle 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Women used to marry really, horribly, grossly young, you could probably say the same of almost every notable historical union, Mary was 12 when she became betrothed to Joseph, Cleopatra was 14 when she shacked up with a forty-something Julius Caesar, Marc Antony was only 10 years younger than him.

[–]prettyflyforadataguy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is an underrated interpretation of the invisible hand.

[–]Boostin_Boxer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are you talking about joseph smith? Cause he died before Mormons ever migrated to Utah.

[–]Boostin_Boxer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who found tablets in the utah desert? Honest question

[–]GandalfSwagOff 107ポイント108ポイント  (43子コメント)

Ben Carson is the perfect example of smart people not being completely smart.

[–]veryfancycoffee 67ポイント68ポイント  (12子コメント)

As I have gotten older, I have started to realize that "smart" is completely relative.

I have worked with carpenters and physicians . Of course the physicians knew more about medicine and the carpenters knew more about framing a house. However, in both camps there were people who could take what they know and creatively apply it in application to the present problems. Pooling resources and running multiple scenarios in their minds until they reached a logical conclusion. These people were also the most humble, polite, and nicest guys/girls I have ever met.

Except for cardiovascular surgeons. Screw those guys.

[–]Woxat 3ポイント4ポイント  (8子コメント)

Whats wrong with cardiovascular surgeons?

[–]sext_it_in 29ポイント30ポイント  (3子コメント)

What? Are you some kind of cardiovascular surgeon or something?

[–]zacharydanger 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

He has no heart.

[–]sext_it_in 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

...take your damn up vote..

[–]NachoNasty 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sounds an awful lot like something a cardiovascular surgeon would say.

[–]veryfancycoffee 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

the cardiovascular surgeons i have met have been exceptionally mean to me. Perhaps it is a sample size problem since i have only worked with ten. They do have a reputation for being irate though

[–]heavyfrog2 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

I have worked with...

By now you should understand that our personal experience constitutes no reliable knowledge and is susceptible to a plethora of ruthless cognitive biases. I know, because I have met a talking donkey.

[–]bulletprooftampon 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Our personal experience constitutes no reliable knowledge?

[–]Halvus_I 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So we should never relate anecdotes? He was relating his experience, nothing more. He made no wider claims.

[–]Bongo1020 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

To be "Smart" isnt a singluar trait its the combinatition of three: inteligence, knowledge and wisdom.

Smart people can be wise but not very knowlageable. And a somtimes a smart person is gifted with intelect but not wisdom Etc.

[–]Howie_85Sabre 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd say it's more an example of "being smart doesn't mean you know everything".

[–]FOUR_LOKO_SHOTGUN 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

Some smart people believe some crazy shit

[–]JedYorks 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

maybe you're the one that's crazy.

[–]Senor_Tucan 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's absolutely amazing that he made it to where he is now having come from a single parent household in poverty. That's almost impossible to do.

He should probably stay out of politics though.

[–]OnlyRosieODonnelI -1ポイント0ポイント  (3子コメント)

He's one of the greatest brain surgeons in the country. I'm sorry but that vastly outweighs any "goofy shit" he's said.

[–]farkedup82 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Actually the best surgeons are ones youve never heard of. At carsons age his hand skills have long faded but he has tons of experience. If anything youd want this nutjob assisting but not cutting.

[–]HolyProphet_Mohammed -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Only Rosie o donnell is downvoting you

[–]throwingitaway1232 24ポイント25ポイント  (9子コメント)

That's the mentality we need for parents in the inner cities.

[–]bulletprooftampon 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's the mentality we need for parents everywhere.

[–]baddadquestion -3ポイント-2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Every time I read "inner cities," I register "poor negroes." Might as well say "ghetto."

Tokenism: If it's good enough for that guy, it's good enough for everyone else.

[–]rAlexanderAcosta 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

He's talking about poor people. This doesn't have to be a race thing.

[–]baddadquestion 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who do you suppose he means by "parents in the inner cities" in a discussion led by a blatant example of racial tokenism? All the poor white inner city kids?

Let's pretend there is no racial disparity between incomes or geographies. Let's all be colorblind. won't that be better?

I guess what's important is that all lives matter?

[–]SaorAlba138 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Say what you will but hamas is damn tasty.

[–]austofferson 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think he's a classic case of being very book smart but very out of touch with the world overall. He believes some literally insane things based on being a 7th day Adventist and would not fair well in the political scene as we all know. I label people like his as "learners, not thinkers" because his ability to learn material is astounding but his ability to put that into proper context or understand practicality is....limited. But good on him for realizing his strengths and maxing out the benefit by becoming a doctor against all odds. Impressive in its own right.

[–]711wasaninsidejob420 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

He wouldn't abort Hitler though if given the chance. He said so himself.

[–]___ghost_____ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Oh no my luggage" - Ben Carson

[–]KnLfey 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

What saddens me is Ben Carson has a truly great life story. But made so many terrible lies about stabbing people and being a terrible student in class until he saw god.

It would of made him a far greater role model for the black community if he simply told the truth.

[–]the_surfing_unicorn 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

*raised someone who believes pyramids held corn

[–]tralphaz43 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

a brain surgeon who thinks the pyramids were for storing grain

[–]Assclown4 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

A brain surgeon that thinks the earth is 6000 years old.

[–]KingJegan 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

This would've been motivating up until the presidential campaigns

[–]usechoosername 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

An inspiring story about being very, very, good at one thing and not so much at other things. Find your good thing.

[–]KingJegan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh I'm not disrespecting his career as a surgeon. I'm just saying the freshess thing in my memory is his views during the political debate. I mean the man endorsed trump. I know I should be a positive thinker and focus on his surgery but I'm being human.

[–]Pokemon_Go_is_life -1ポイント0ポイント  (17子コメント)

I knew you bigot assholes would downplay Dr Carson's intelligence because of his religious beliefs or politics.

[–]heavyfrog2 28ポイント29ポイント  (2子コメント)

No. We don't downplay his intelligence. We acknowledge the fact that sometimes intelligent people believe stupid claims.

[–]DropHawk 5ポイント6ポイント  (12子コメント)

So we should ignore his ignorant, evil, and stupid opinions because he's black and a physician? Fuck right off.

Someone that doesn't believe in evolution shouldn't be a U.S president, period.

[–]SaudiClintonDonor 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

Are you saying that the US should ban Muslims from running for president, or just Christians?

[–]charleydaawesome -2ポイント-1ポイント  (3子コメント)

I mean most of us dont really care. Muslim, christian, Jewish, none of it is any more real than the other religions to an athiest. Alot of us dont care what other people believe as long as it doesnt affect us. Being a black christian brain surgeon is awesome. Being a black christian brain surgeon with ignorant views is not.

[–]Emineminist -5ポイント-4ポイント  (6子コメント)

Not believing in evolution is an evil opinion?

[–]PM_ME_UR_SEXY_TABLE 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's not evil, but it definitely shows that you're either uneducated in science or willfully ignorant. Both of which are dangerous as a president.

[–]stuck12342321 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well Trump thinks it is a conspiracy by the Chinese to keep the bible competitive.

[–]Dedicati0n 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

No it shows a lack in critical thinking

[–]DropHawk 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did I say that specifically?

It's not evil but it is incredibly stupid. Evolution has provided the root foundation of modern medicine. How can a physician understand genetic susceptibilities to disease, antibiotic-resistance patterns of microbial pathogens, or host-drug interactions? The fields of virology, bacteriology, and immunology, and other medically-correlated fields entirely disintegrate without evolution. How can someone defend a doctor that ignores several hundred years of empirical evidence in favor of dogmatic religious views entirely contrary to his own field?

[–]nocigar565 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes. I will argue that it is evil insofar as it is asserting a large portion of reality doesn't exist. The only reason for an actor to take such a stance is to be antagonistic against others. There is no positive actions that requires that.

Think of plausible deniability, that deliberate choice to not know means you are hoping to affect another actors symmetry.

In this case the only reason to deny evolution is if you intend to use the concept of existence as a weapon against others.

The ends may be positive, you can achieve "ethical" endings with "evil" methods, but that does not mean the actions cannot be judged on their own.

[–]bulletprooftampon 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

People only downplay his intelligence in certain areas. No one is disputing whether he's intelligent enough to do brain surgery.

[–]stickben 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just goes to show that you can be educated and insane at the same time.

[–]comcast_hater1 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha, so many people in this thread acting like they are smarter than a brain surgeon because they don't agree with his faith. Do you have any idea how incredibly hard it is to do what he did? People claim that he just regurgitates knowledge? Have you read about all the techniques he figured out?

No no, you've got the whole world figured out. If you wanted to, you'd be an industry leader in some field, you just don't care enough about your job. You really get science though. It explains everything for you. You have that faith to fall back on, even though you really don't understand science any more than religion.

Look, if you can't respect Ben Carson because of his beliefs, your mind works the same way as a wacko religious nut, or crazy racist. You paint people by your beliefs, not theirs. That's closed minded.

I don't have the same beliefs as Carson, but I respect the hell out of what he's done with his life.

[–]artemasad 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I might not agree with him politically. But putting all that aside, I really admire the fact that he got to where he is when all odds were against younger him compared to many of us.

[–]Lambotino 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Whats the name if the movie on him

[–]DoctorYak 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good think he's a brain surgeon rather than an ophthalmologist because he's really chiselled the grey matter to get to where he is , but damn if he isn't a myopic fella.

Still, kudos to the guy because he's helped people with his life which is more than a lot of people can say .

[–]summumboner 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It makes you wonder how much potential is wasted because of poverty

[–]rxFMS 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

my mother would always say "if you can read, you can do Anything"!

[–]KnLfey 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What saddens me is Ben Carson has a truly great life story. But made so many terrible lies about stabbing people and being a terrible student in class until he saw god.

It would of made him a far greater role model for the black community if he simply told the truth.

[–]zoot-suit -2ポイント-1ポイント  (3子コメント)

He thinks humus is a terrorist group

[–]Velostodon[S] 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

HAMAS, which sounds very similar, is a terrorist group.

[–]rAlexanderAcosta 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hummus terrorizes my bowels. He isn't that far off.

Anyone imagine Carson taking a loud and violent shit like, "I CAN FEEL THE GARLIC!"?

[–]War_Cloud 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Current year - 'Burn this mofucker down'