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[Match Thread] Manchester United vs. Stoke City (self.reddevils)

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SCORE: 2nd Half

MANCHESTER UNITED (Martial) 1-1 (Allen) STOKE CITY

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Barclays Premier League tie between Manchester United and Stoke City

Date: October 2nd, 2016

Kick off BST: 12:00

Venue: Old Trafford, Manchester

Starting XI's:

Manchester United F.C. Stoke City F.C.
De Gea Grant
Valencia Johnson
Bailly Shawcross
Smalling Martins Indi
Blind Pieters
Herrera Cameron
Pogba Whelan
Lingard Allen
Mata Shaqiri
Ibrahimovic Arnautovic
Rashford Bony

Man Utd F.C. SUBS: Romero, Darmian, Carrick, Fellaini, Memphis, Martial, Rooney

Stoke City SUBS: Given, Bardsley, Adam, Diouf, Walters, Crouch, Bojan

Team news:

  • Herrera and Pogba retain their starting positions

  • Blind is still filling in for Shaw at LB.

  • Rooney is still benched

  • Rashford starts again!

UPDATES:

FIRST HALF UPDATES:

0' United kick off on this sunny day! United in red attacking the Stretford End, Stoke in light blue.

2' AN ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE SAVE FROM GRANT! Ibra is played straight through and his shot is struck well and low but Grant somehow manages to get down and get a hand to it.

7' All United early days, some good, crisp passing, but unfortunately there hasn't been another big break through yet.

12' MANCHESTER UNITED YELLOW CARD Valencia gets a well-deserved yellow card for a late, unnecessary tackle on Pieters near the halfway line.

13' Stoke have grown into the game a bit but aren't creating chances either.

14' Good play from Stoke leads to Joe Allen pulling the ball back from the by-line that ends with Cameron taking the shot from the edge of the box (shades of Watford's goals) but fortunately De Gea gets down well and smothers.

15' POGBA SHOULD HAVE SCORED! Absolutely stunning play as it goes Ibrahimovic backheel to Lingard to Pogba who side-foots his shot wide of the goal from just inside the box! He had all the time in the world and no defenders anywhere near him!

21' Mata receives the ball from Pogba in the box where he turns, shifts the ball onto his left and attempts to chip Grant from the edge of the box that forces a save over the bar. Pogba's header from the corner goes wide.

30' Literally all United currently with Stoke camped in their half and being bailed out by their goalkeeper and defence. Surely at some point the goal will come.

34' Valencia needs to be a bit careful as he's given away a couple of fouls now and a red card is the last thing we need.

40' Stoke again have seemed to settle the game down with few United chances in the past minutes.

44' United trying to get one more surge together before half time but Stoke are still defending resolutely.

45' ONE MINUTE ADDED

45+1' HALF TIME

SECOND HALF UPDATES:

45' Stoke kick off the second half.

45' Stoke already have a free kick in a good position...

46' Shaqiri swings it into the back post and Martins Indi forces a good save from De Gea but he was offside.

53' Stoke's chances have mostly come from free kicks lately but on the other end of the pitch, United have been unable to produce.

54' MANCHESTER UNITED YELLOW CARD Ander Herrera goes into the book for a high boot into the thigh of Joe Allen.

57' MANCHESTER UNITED YELLOW CARD Ibra goes into the book for dissent.

58' United are having a bit of trouble creating chances lately and Lee Grant and the Stoke defence are holding strong.

64' Herrera comes very close with a shot from range but Grant probably had it covered regardless.

65' MANCHESTER UNITED SUBSTITUTIONS Martial, Rooney ON || Mata, Lingard OFF

68' Ibrahimovic also comes close with a low drilled shot from range but United still unable to break the deadlock!

69' MANCHESTER UNITED GOAL INSTANT IMPACT FROM MARTIAL AND ROONEY! MARTIAL DARTS DOWN THE WING AND CUTS INSIDE BEFORE PLAYING THE BALL TO ROONEY WHO MISCONTROLS AND IS TACKLED BUT THE BALL IS STRAIGHT TO MARTIAL AND HE UNLEASHES A CURLER INTO THE FAR CORNER! WE HAVE A BREAKTHROUGH!

70' Now United are playing with flair! It all starts with a brilliant ball from Rashford to Pogba near the by-line that results in the ball darting across the 6 yard box but it's eventually pulled back to Blind whose shot is blocked. United can't capitalise from the corner though.

75' Arnautovic was tackled well by Herrera but he's stayed down and is now receiving treatment. He'll likely be coming off.

76' STOKE CITY SUBSTITUTION Crouch, Walters ON || Bony, Arnautovic OFF

82' STOKE CITY GOAL Shambles in defence by United. The ball bobbles around the box after De Gea fails to gather the ball and it ends with Joe Allen tapping into an empty net.

83' MANCHESTER UNITED SUBSTITUTION Memphis ON || Herrera ON

88' United pressing for a winner but we need to be wary of Stoke on the counter.

88' POGBA'S HEADER HITS THE POST FROM A FANTASTIC CROSS DELIVERED BY RASHFORD!

88' STOKE CITY SUBSTITUTION Bardsley ON || Shaqiri OFF

90' FOUR MINUTES ADDED

90+4' FULL TIME

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[–]mossingen 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

At the end of the day the best team on the pitch was very unlucky with the points, but fuck it, thanks to Tottenham for degrading City.

[–]memphish21enjoy the wine and a mince pie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wish we were more clinical today, we shouldn't let these games be decided by crap goals like that (Allen's). Liverpool and Chelsea yet to play though so we have a good chance to shake up the table by the end of the month.

[–]johndoe1942 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This fucking sub is full of 14 yo overreacting pieces of shit. That was a good performance, wasteful, but dominating. Fucking keep the faith, toxic pieces of shit. God its infuriating to see some of the opinions here(I know, don't fucking dare to throw the "don't be here then" line). Pogba and Zlatan were wasteful. But are you seriously telling me that it wasn't good to see the linkup and fluidity in the play ? So many chances, matter of time. If we play like that every week, this team will go places. Just enjoy the football for a while. We haven't see good football at this club for a few years now. Calm the fuck out.

[–]Tipsy247 -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

We need to make a sacrifice.

[–]notsofast101 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

These type of results happen in a long season . DDG mistake proved costly only because of not converting chances created , this game should have been put beyond doubt before DDG's mistake . Regardless bring on Liverpool .

[–]DryBinWetSinkElseLoo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good performance. Shame about the missed chances but enjoyed watching them today. Excellent running from Lingard, and nice work by Ibra with the runs into the channels. Great performance from Stokes keeper today but Pogba really needs to work on his composure and finishing. Stoke aren't a bad team, being second from bottom at this stage of the season means jot. They will not be there at the end of the season!

[–]topdog_7Martial 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can't believe we fucking blew that. Need to show better composure against livo

[–]Vapourtrails89 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm not trying to say this is Rooney's fault, but when he stepped up for that free-kick on the edge of the box for the foul on Martial, in what should have been a glorious position, there was no doubt in my mind he would hit it straight into the keepers hands.

[–]TheKhan96 -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Our advanced midfield 3 of Rashford-Mata-Lingard was woeful today. I'll get downvoted for this but I think we need a new no.10. Mata and Rooney are too lethargic for me.

[–]mattrinmanManchester United 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's almost as if the Monstars from Space Jam have stolen all Rooneys skill.

[–]danskzwag -4ポイント-3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ibra misses so many chances ffs

[–]FreeSM2014 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

All his shots got saved by Grant. Pogba missed 3 good chances.

[–]danskzwag 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Him as well he seems way too apathetic he needs to have more of a effect in games

[–]roygyk 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hate this kind of game.one of those days.that creeping feeling where we can lose the match anytime while dominating

[–]Popalopahop 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Guys! I just figured out why Kane was taking free kicks for England!

[–]PKAjoff 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

No hope of winning the league if were drawing at home to stoke. Just not good enough.

[–]DJMattyMIbrahimovic 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

When a chance is presented to you, you've got to take it. If you don't it'll come back and bite you, and it did just that today.

[–]Cntz_be_like -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And if any of our players go "WE WILL BE BACK" OR "HUGS" i will go ballistic.

[–]C-doc -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[–]danskzwag 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anyone else think Rashford needs a rest

[–]danskzwag -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Zlatan was very frustrating

[–]Kimash-sama 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cannot believe this...miss chances and then hand them a goal.

Daley Blind you are supposed to be a calm dude. Fuck man!

[–]HistoryBuff9393PogBOOM 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

If Rooney had of taken the shot, everyone would have been saying he was an idiot who's past it and should have passed the ball. Everyone on Rooney's ass but Ibra could have had at least two this game

[–]Malgurath 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think in the last few games there were times where Ibra missed good opportunities, especially the chance he had in the first half, any striker worth his socks should've put that away, I think if Martial or Rashford had been in that position it would've found the back of the net and Ibra's supposed to be one of the top three strikers in the league.

[–]HistoryBuff9393PogBOOM 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ibra has been amazing overall and I think hes definitely one of the best in the PL but he should literally have about 10 goals to his name by now

[–]Count__Duckula 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

really wasteful today. Pogba and ibra the biggest culprits

[–]CrowFromHeaven 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

Fuck this sub is toxic

[–]lovely_cans 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Of course this is all Rooney's fault even though he was only playing for the last 20 minutes. I fucking hate match threads

[–]MorningFresh123Rashford 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

He's rubbish now, but today was not Rooney's fault. He made a great cross towards the end that might have rescued it, and his shit first touch lead tot he goal.

[–]tetayk -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great crosses? Really?

Wow. Just wow.

[–]J04DANRonaldo 9ポイント10ポイント  (4子コメント)

Result was disappointing but listen, if we play like that every weekend we will compete for the title.

Easily could have been 4-1

[–]ChuchesPh 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Agree 100% People here is negative, we all handle loss differently. What i can say is, for me, im finally excited watcginh games again. The way they played today smells like the united i fell in love with. After 3 grim years, we are playing football again and the future is looking bright even though it feels like loss today.(excactly how it used to be back in the day, the last three years, this draw would be the norm)

[–]rockthered24He Comes From Serbia -2ポイント-1ポイント  (2子コメント)

We are a city win today from being 8 points off. 8. 7 matches in. 8.

[–]LakerBullMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not the best situation to be in, but its way too early on the season and its almost impossible for City to not lose points in the future.

[–]J04DANRonaldo -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

City are going to have poor results too. It's a long season. Relax.

[–]Boboblaw7 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Martial looks like he wants to cry there and I do not fucking blame him, jesus christ guys.

[–]nowhere_Park Ji-Sung 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking unacceptable. I don't want any social media "we'll be back" shit. This was poor. So many chances, should have won.

[–]MikeTheAverageRedditMartial 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

We cannot be dropping points right now with the way City is playing.

[–]DJMattyMIbrahimovic 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck City. Regardless of how they are playing, we shouldn't be dropping points at OT agains anyone, never mind Stoke. Fucking stoke?!

[–]FURyannnnScholes 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

Pogba and Zlatan missing those easy chances is haunting. Gotta finish.

[–]trkhZlatan 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

At least Zlatan has done well in mid play and crossing. Pogba simply did not do what he had to this match.

[–]Livettletlive 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Pogba is playing CM, not AM.

He did what he had to do as one, whatever. What did Mata do?

[–]FURyannnnScholes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mata did everything he was supposed to. You serious?

[–]hoochiscrazy_Giggs 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well that was fucking annoying wasn't it

[–]Ifs_and_butts 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

A more confident Rooney would have smacked it then

[–]preferthedrummerRashgod -3ポイント-2ポイント  (9子コメント)

Rooney just fucking shoot for fuck's sake

[–]Ifs_and_butts 4ポイント5ポイント  (8子コメント)

He's had so much criticism he's got zero confidence duh

[–]redditman351 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Why did Rooney fucken pass take the shot

[–]Ifs_and_butts 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Because he's had so much criticism he's got zero confidence duh

[–]goal_matoal 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

really poor result given the run of games coming up...but the keeper had the game of his life...whats his name again?

[–]NegativexxSquaredMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not really. Half the shots where straight at him.

[–]mikeyrh 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ibra needs an earful from Mou... missed sitters that should have put the game away

[–]Easily_BakedPogba 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Damn, we definitely deserved the win. We fucking dominated the first half and De Gea's mistake cost us big time here. Oh well, back to the drawing board. I'd love to see Jose remove Wayne from free kick duties, he's fucking awful at them.

[–]Zargruzh 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I would blame Blind more than De Gea, the situation wouldnt have happend if Blnd wouldnt have BLASTED it to a throw for no reason at all when he had time to take it down.

[–]Easily_BakedPogba 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nahhh, Dave should have picked that up or dove on it and killed the Stoke possession or at least punched it out. He just flapped at the ball.

[–]rockthered24He Comes From Serbia 0ポイント1ポイント  (6子コメント)

Title challenge takes a massive blow. No way around that

[–]Zidane-TribalPogba 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hard to see us winning the title with that momentum

[–]Jonaguti 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's only barely October, plenty of time for Aguero to get injured! Lol

[–]rockthered24He Comes From Serbia 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tbf, city won without him already

[–]klempo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Title challenge? Getting into the top 4 will prove to be a massive challenge for this team.

[–]BloodyMess111 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol we ain't putting up a title challenge this season. I think that much is obvious now

[–]Thekantona 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

I cant believe we havent won this game, who is this cunt goalie in their team that shows up from nowhere and plays like hes fucking Neuer? This shit doesnt happen to other teams

[–]iDroidManiacScholes 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Always the case against us. His next match hell concede 4 and get benched for 5 years.

[–]CaptainHijinx 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm devastated, but this post gave me a nice sorrowful chuckle. That keeper really did do us of a huge win

[–]Gr8NeSsIsEaSy 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thought you weren't meant to blow in an attacking position? Also what happened to all the wasted time during added time to be added on? Let the attack finish fuck me awful refereeing through the game.

[–]DJMattyMIbrahimovic 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck this fucking game. Absolutely fucking shocking. I'm majorly pissed off.

[–]bisufanDe Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

well at least we didn't lack attacking threats. the past couple games I would have been happy if we played like that... result sucks either way

[–]partha_c6Rooney 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I've heard this shit so many times already. What the fuck attacking threat means if we miss those fucking sitters against fucking Stoke

[–]bisufanDe Gea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean yeah im also super frustrated, but last year we were begging for more attacking. we have that now. hopefully in a few games, we'll have the finishing. after 3 seasons of actively forgetting how to score, it's good to see the process of learning how to win again. now if this is how we play in November something might need changing

[–]HistoryBuff9393PogBOOM 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

ROONEY'S FAULT WTF SEND EM TO CHINA /s

[–]Perks92 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck off Rooney. Last second of match, could try it from 20 yards in plenty of space to possibly win it, passes to the wing...

[–]devil_9Ibrahimovic 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why the FUCK would Rooney pass that out wide??

[–]tetayk -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rooney you fucking puss. He even dare shoot it. FUCK.

[–]rossco9Blind 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Extremely disappointing result. Really should've decided the 3 points by halftime. Awful way to go into the international break. At least one of spurs and city has to drop points.

[–]omegaxLoLAnder Herrera 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Could have had 4 or 5 goals and instead gift them a draw. Fuck this weekend

[–]Sidonian7 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking furious.

[–]soupy_eScholes 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

"the Stoke fans are staying until the end"

Yeah. They don't have a choice.

[–]LakerBullMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

The one time Rooney needs to fucking shoot, he fucking passes the ball.

[–]imsowitty21 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

the pass was the better option.

[–]tetayk 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

It was a safe option, not better.

[–]imsowitty21 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

nope. smarter and better.

[–]NegativexxSquaredMartial 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Not with 10 seconds left

[–]imsowitty21 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

The cross was still sent in. If he shot fromnthere the chances of it going in was extremely low. Sending a cross into the box woth Zlatan there and getting the 2nd ball was a better option. It also isnt basketball.

[–]MAINEiac4434SCHWEINSTEIGER FUßBALLGOTT 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck this entire match.

[–]xxtend1 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rrrggghhh....

[–]AquaTr33sMartial 12ポイント13ポイント  (3子コメント)

Feels like a loss

[–]MAINEiac4434SCHWEINSTEIGER FUßBALLGOTT -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

It is a loss.

[–]Droidx1De Gea 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

How did we not win that, destroyed them in all but finishing

[–]BloodyMess111 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

Pathetic

[–]bboiabbM'rinho 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

I'd say unlucky

[–]BloodyMess111 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yeah we're unlucky de Gea fucked up and our players can't finish.

[–]bboiabbM'rinho 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

9/10 times DDG saves that with no issues, and ibra would put away a 1v1. Stoke just had everything working for them today

[–]BloodyMess111 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's funny how many times that happens to us over the past 4 years isn't it.

[–]bboiabbM'rinho 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

In previous seasons we couldn't even string passes together to save our lives. It was always the usual side/back passes

More recently the intensity has increased but it's the few players in front of the goal that need to put games away rather than THE WHOLE team having to improve

[–]LemmiwinksRex 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

Could have scored 4 or 5 today. Really poor result.

[–]Aly007Manchester United 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking heartbreaking :(

[–]omegaxLoLAnder Herrera 26ポイント27ポイント  (3子コメント)

Rooney on every set piece is pissing me off so much, he's so bad at them.

[–]Vapourtrails89 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes, for some reason this is what I'm fuming about, that free kick he took from the edge of the box for the foul on Martial... should have been a glorious position, but I just knew it would go straight to the keepers hands. How he failed to even hit a half decent ball from there... I just don't understand. Its like his brain isn't on.

[–]headkick93 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I will point out he didn't take every one. Rashford blind and Memphis all took at least one corner after Rooney came on

[–]ryulaaaJose Mourinho 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

the fucking guy cant clear the ground or the first person 90% of the time it baffles me how is he allowed to take them

[–]ouguy2017 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

A fucking draw. This has been terrible.

[–]PX44 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

FUCK SAKE FUCK

[–]PeterGriffinEhehehe 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is disgusting

[–]itsandercontrolJose Mourinho -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rashford has been wank.

[–]manchesterunitedgoal 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Game over.

[–]Easily_BakedPogba 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

WHY does Wayne keep taking our set pieces? Why? He's fucking terrible at them.

[–]AzarlShaw 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

He is shit. Not just his corners. His first touch, passes, run ups, positioning.

[–]HairyArthurManchester United 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Can someone tell me why Rooney is still on free kicks and corners?

[–]rossco9Blind 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Rooney's legs are gone. His dead ball delivery is just awful.

[–]Vapourtrails89 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm sure men in their 50s/60s could have hit a better free kick than he did from the edge of box for the shawcross foul on martial. His legs aren't what they are but I think the problem is his brain.

[–]KING_OF_SLOTHVan Nistelrooy -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Memphis to score the winner and not know what to do with himself during the celebration

[–]Jonaguti 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why is Rooney still on set pieces?!

[–]yiyiyiyiPogba 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why is Rooney taking all the set pieces ffs

[–]super_nomadKeane 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Rooney and set pieces are an absolute no-no

[–]WaffleMan29Mata 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Really not sure why we brought him on

[–]ILikeSlothsDude 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

We deserved the win. On any other day its 4-1. Fuck this stupid keeper. Im going to sleep :(

[–]Perks92 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Please stop letting Rooney take set pieces lol

[–]ccdewa 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's still time come on guys

[–]efd21 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't understand Rooney's corners. He hits the same short shit every time even when we have some aerial powerhouses in the box.

[–]CrowFromHeaven 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not getting the three points here would be so cruel!

[–]spoofexKing Cantona 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

Rooney might be the worst corner taker in the league.

[–]Vapourtrails89 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

and free kicks!

[–]efd21 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hear the commentator compliment his corner?

[–]craigybachaManchester United 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not our day. They have one main attack and score, we have plenty of chances and can't put them away. Only ourselves to blame, we played pretty well.

[–]TomKellJose Mourinho 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rooney's fucking woeful.

[–]curlyswineScholes 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking hate Joe Allen

[–]TyperSniperKeane 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

We'll never win the league if we can't beat a team 2nd from bottom at home, what a shame.

[–]gobluthmagician -4ポイント-3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Rooney scores in the 92nd minute. Calling it.

edit: Fuck this bs

[–]TheBigLemmy 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking creased up at Pogba shows my Joe Allen who the boss is. Need a gif of that.

[–]Easily_BakedPogba 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why the fuck is Rooney continually taking the corners? He's terrible at them.

[–]25816 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because he is even worse in front of goal

[–]rossco9Blind 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pls no more Rooney corners

[–]ILikeSlothsDude 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Unlucky really. This keeper is playing like De Gea as well.

[–]ryulaaaJose Mourinho 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

how is rooney allowed tot take corners

[–]omegaxLoLAnder Herrera 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rooney's corners are so, so bad

[–]Simsim7van Nistelrooy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

4 mins. Go Fergie time!

[–]UPDaily 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

POGBAR

[–]first_aid 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

poor corner from rooney

[–]jmi15Blind 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

of all stoke players that are able to score against us, and we got Allen wtf

[–]MrMahonyHerrera 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fergie time please...

[–]Count__Duckula 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

come on pogba how can you hit the bar from there

[–]you_wanker 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Total shit all season until they come up against United. Goalkeeper pulls the performance of his life from his arse and now they're saved by the crossbar. Fucking typical.

[–]Zarocks136 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Christ, how many former united fans are on that team?

[–]CaptainHijinx 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You'd think at least one of them would do us a favour :3

[–]Benphyre-69 points 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

We're unlucky today

[–]BritishBrownieMarijuana Mata 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pogz has already hit the framework like 3 times this season

[–]jprofettoMartial 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pogba's a class act and NEEDS to hit those. C'mon!

[–]allyallmfersneed___ 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fucking hell. Who do we have to fuck to get a goal?

[–]Simsim7van Nistelrooy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Grant I believe

[–]omegaxLoLAnder Herrera 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

3 different corner kick takers since Wayne came on, none of them from our best (Blind). Fuck off

[–]BritishBrownieMarijuana Mata 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Blind is the left side taker, don't think we've nailed down one on the right

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