@ajjaffe @BuzzFeedBen Spiny lobster, $5 a pound, fresh at my neighborhood supermarket. Would that be covered by EVERYTHING?
Trump expanding his campaign pledge to EVERYTHING: "We have 41 days to make possible every dream you've ever dreamed."
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@ajjaffe@BenjySarlin if you ever wonder why he's unable to focus on any one thing, remember: he's surrounded with shiny gold at all times. -
@ajjaffe To be fair, I did once have a dream where a cartoon clown was President. -
@ajjaffe@Bencjacobs Except that dream where u have equal rights, equal justice, fair taxes & aren't chased by the KKK.@NeverTrump -
@ajjaffe Damn, I am really looking forward to a lifetime supply of kittens, eternal youth, and having farts that smell like orange blossoms. -
@ajjaffe@allahpundit …including the one where I accidentally go to work naked? -
@ajjaffe stirring words to all those Americans who dream of walls -
@ajjaffe I have always wanted to be a dentist.@realDonaldTrump, this one is something I’m going to hold you to. -
@ajjaffe I'd really like a pony named Rocco that breathes fire. -
@ajjaffe So now he sends in his version of Napoleon Dynamite to dance? It's Giuliani in drag, isn't it? -
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@ajjaffe@Tricialockwood nailed it: he's campaigning to be America's sugar daddy, the only thing he knows how to do. - さらに表示
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@ajjaffe@danjanison @joshgreebman Oh good. I dreamt he's not going to be President and we will never have to hear another word out of him
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