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Running from the po po (self.opiates)

ClitsTitsAndBongrips が 投稿

Back a couple years ago when i lived in nyc, i was "slingin dat dope" from what i recall the black people saying. I was strolling one day smoking a blunt asking homeless people if they are trying to get well and this fat ass cop pulled up next to me and yelled "what are you doing" i responded saying " nun out the ordinary sir" cop got out the car real quick, my ass ran and jumped a big ass fence and ran up a building to a roof and jumped down on the other side, thank god my timbs were tight, jacked a homeless dudes bike, he was walking around looking at the ground or something, probably looking for pennies, rode the bike to my house and sold it to my neighbor for $10 moral of the story, train for parkour when you are young it always pays off

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[–]FashionablyFakein my basement room with a needle and a spoon 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

Stealing from a homeless person is pretty goddamn bad.

[–]hurrakainm.m.t. for 10 months 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah I felt bad for the dude, that bike was probably his best possession.

I know OP was in a hurry but he should've threw the homeless dude a bag right quick or atleast tossed it on the ground for him.

[–]Kinda1OfAKindticking time bomb 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

For real... I mean I know 1/2 of the people in this sub do scandalous shit on the reg to get high but stealing from homeless people just seems so... heartless.

[–]heroinkingbring the drugs baby, i can bring my pain 10ポイント11ポイント  (13子コメント)

I never did parkour and cops have never caught me on foot. Without dogs, anyway.

[–]_crackhitler_ 4ポイント5ポイント  (10子コメント)

What about a helicopter? Ever have to run away from one of those?

[–]verichrome 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I did. Went into the woods and found a rusted out piece of sheet metal that was stuck in the ground on one end but suspended parallel to it as it bowed outward (if that makes sense). Me and couple others got down and laid down under it. The bird did a couple loops and went off in another direction and we made a bee line for the car which was parked nearby.

[–]ClitsTitsAndBongrips[S] 3ポイント4ポイント  (6子コメント)

The woods are the best choice for those

[–]iolaus_ 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

What about those thermographic camera's helicopters have though. I'd stay out of the woods.

[–]ClitsTitsAndBongrips[S] 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

I dont do shit that serious but if i did id shoot the chopper up

[–]Kinda1OfAKindticking time bomb 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

lol... found the internet badass

[–]gayguy612 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

In soflo you don't need to do much to get a chopper out. Side story-a few weeks ago there were a few police choppers flying over my area in a big never ending circle. Watching the news that night, they arrested like 20 crack dealers from just about 2 min from my house. What a difference two streets makes. Lol

[–]ClitsTitsAndBongrips[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good luck with the other 100 blocks

[–]heroinkingbring the drugs baby, i can bring my pain 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

No. Hopefully never lol fuck that

[–]0p14t35 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ayyyyyy you're back!

[–]heroinkingbring the drugs baby, i can bring my pain 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yuuuuuuup!

[–]Redditor31485 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nice.

[–]ItchyNostrilsknows all... 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDqlasyMJog

[–]rougekhmeroDrugs + Science = FUN 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Hop fences, jump over benches. When you see me coming get the fuck out the entrance."

-GHOSTFACE

[–]realistweirdist 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

what happened to the blunt tho?

[–]ClitsTitsAndBongrips[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

We had a ceremony in its honor

[–]DaddyD503 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lmfao

[–]chilltownb 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's good stuff.

[–]yungbasedbicboi 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

Pics or it didn't happen

[–]ClitsTitsAndBongrips[S] 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

Yeah i took tons of pics of my self running and i even asked the cop if he could take a pic of me climbing the building

[–]yungbasedbicboi 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I kid, I kid. Sounds like an epic tale my man

[–]ClitsTitsAndBongrips[S] 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank bro i had to wait a while to tell it, i stay paranoid

[–]Titsmcgee18 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hey bro let's take a selfie real quick!! Haha I feel so sheltered reading this thread. I've done many illegal things and I have never even had a speeding ticket. Each time I've been pulled over I cry (I'm a girl) and they let me go. Prolly cuz they don't even wanna deal with a crying chick. Knock on wood my record is squeaky clean. Now that I've said this, stay tuned for my story about going to prison. Haha

[–]Gutterlungz1(verified) FIEND 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Love these stories.

[–]chippersan 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

yo dude you are so fucking cool

[–]ClitsTitsAndBongrips[S] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel like a super villain now

[–]I_lift_things_up_ 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

jacked a homeless dudes bike

and

rode the bike to my house and sold it to my neighbor for $10 moral of the story

And you don't think that's a little messed up?

[–]Kinda1OfAKindticking time bomb 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You haven't been here long have you...

[–]ClitsTitsAndBongrips[S] -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've seen worse

[–]Bupremorephilethe world is a beautiful vase filled with scorpions 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

We were kids and during the winter snowballing cars was our favorite pastime.

Once we were waiting in ambush in a front of underpass tunnel and we hear car coming. Reaadyy... steadyy.. THROW and three snowballs battered the windscreen of a cop car and broke plastic sun visor. Cop car stopped immediately and two angry police officers came out cursing and swearing.

Thank god there was two kilometers of pitch black forest so we ran in there like the wind and scattered all over the forest. I heard them walking like 20m away and man was that exciting as hell!