Last night’s debate was by far the best performance Donald Trump has ever given. And that’s not just my opinion, it’s everyone’s. But what exactly made the 45th President’s win so decisive? Here are a few of my favorite reasons:
1. Interrupting
Donald Trump makes sure what he has to say is heard. Every interjection he made was heard thoroughly, while every attempt by Hillary to speak over The Don resulted in a firm “EXCUSE ME” that sent her slinking back to her corner. While the cucks might say this makes him seem “rude,” the reality is that this is how a leader gets his mind across. Think Putin would wait his turn to talk in a war room? No way, buddy. A well-crafted cutoff is the mark of an assertive alpha-beast.
2. Fact Checkers: STUMPED!
As any liberal will tell you, facts are racist. A social construct invented by the white man during the Jim Crow era, using facts to support or deny a claim is a weapon traditionally reserved for the alt-right racist. This is why it was so surprising that the Democratic media insisted on live fact-checking during the debate. Normally, I don’t trust any facts that don’t support my own beliefs. That’s because my beliefs are almost always correct, and facts are too easily manipulated to conform to an agenda. However, it is tough to argue against journalistic sources as reputable as The Howard Stern Show. The next time Trump says something about immigration, don’t be surprised if liberals decide to “fact check” him by citing the time he opened a fortune cookie that said, “Love is the only passport you need.”
Ask Hillary.
3. Not Shilling
While Donald Trump showed up to promote Making America Great Again, Hillary decided to take the time to plug her book. Interestingly enough, using the American people’s time to shamelessly peddle your pitiful self-help tabloid is exactly what liberals criticized Ann Coulter for earlier this year. But of course, it’s justified when Hillary does it. After all, with no commercial breaks she had to fund that ambush-style “debate” somehow.
4. Hillary Is Weak
It’s no secret that Hillary Clinton is literally dying as I write this. When President Trump challenged Hillary’s stamina, her defense was to cite her infamous 11-hour testimony before the House Select Committee on Benghazi. You know, the tragic event resulting in the death of four Americans that she caused. Yet she so proudly wears her criminal hearing as a sick badge of honor, unlike the American flag pin she refused to wear. If testifying for 11 hours makes you fit to be President, then we should have elected Charles Manson a long time ago.
5. Schadenfreude
The best part about winning is knowing that someone else had to lose to get you there. Election season is no different, and here on the Trump Train (where it is impossible to lose) we get to enjoy plenty of liberal suffering. Listen to your liberal friends talk about the debate, and you’ll notice that 90% of what they say is about Trump. You would think that they’d be talking about their own candidate, but they can’t because they have literally nothing to say about her. So instead, they project more of their ironic fanaticism onto Donald. It’s a sad coping mechanism used by only the sorest of losers. And no one is more sore than a cuck.