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Watch /r/the_deplorables scramble to brigade online polls before Trump's obvious debacle makes news. (self.EnoughTrumpSpam)

lt_dpp_writer が 投稿

Here's a mega thread

They're really scrambling in the post-debate thread too:

Exhibit A

Exhibit B of panic

Exhibit B2 of panic

Exhibit C; more polls more polls!

Exhibit B of panic .. another one

Exhibit D, E, F. ... even more

Absolutely ... can I say it? Deplorable!

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[–]Ayepocalypse$hillaroo 208ポイント209ポイント  (3子コメント)

I guess this is the only time the_deplorables can actually vote. Since most of them are under 16.

[–]FEMINIST_VANGUARD 45ポイント46ポイント  (0子コメント)

online polls, youtube ratings and reddit votes, the only power these people have.

[–]Isentrope 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

Far right Danish ultranationalists can't vote in the US either.

[–]J11Wars 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sort of scary how a couple generations after civil rights, the trendy way for kids to rebel against the establishment isn't punk rock, it's anti Semitic Conspiracy beliefs and harassing journalists.

[–]CatholicSquareDance 152ポイント153ポイント  (3子コメント)

"The polls are rigged!" cry Trump supporters as they rig polls.

[–]DuckAndCower 52ポイント53ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well, I mean, technically they're right...

[–]americosg 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

The best kind of right.

[–]presidentparrot 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the end of irony. Its pinnacle.

[–]putin_putin_putin 125ポイント126ポイント  (13子コメント)

/pol/ is having a meltdown and desperately linking to all polls urging their users for a brigade. They are also accusing each other of being CTR shills for daring to suggest Trump might have lost the debate. They actually think their neckbeard hive is important enough to be targeted by CTR, even if we assume CTR brigading is real.

[–]tomdarch 94ポイント95ポイント  (5子コメント)

Please note that Trump brought up "some 400 lb guy [on his computer] on his bed" Trump isn't a fan of his neckbeard base.

[–]rollerhen 48ポイント49ポイント  (3子コメント)

None of the old-school republicans can stand them. My Bible thumping family in Texas thinks they should shower and "get real fucking jobs. "

The establishment GOP that Trump is courting is supporting him ONLY because that will give them a president who won't veto their creationist, anti-pot, anti-abortion agendas. He has already proven his allegiance with anti-pot Pence, his EPA pick and his SCOTUS picks so they feel ok holding their noses and voting GOP. He has no choice but support the old, evangelical congress or he won't get reelected.

[–]catdumplingRaisin Monsoon Season 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

I would love to see someone go into a room with Trump, show him all our stats for marijuana profits in CO over the past couple years, and by the end of the meeting Trump's decided to get into the weed game. The absolute implosion of heads would be hilarious to witness. Properly baked, of course.

...but not on Trump grass, because I guarantee it'll be some shitty ditch weed with the price jacked way up.

[–]rollerhen 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

If he got into the game, the whole industry would end up folding. It would be like the USFL all over again except with cannabis instead of pro football.

[–]catdumplingRaisin Monsoon Season 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I dunno though. I feel like it would be more of a "Trump Vodka" or "Trump Steaks" situation, where he's just so utterly terrible at it that it dies after barely getting off the ground and he runs away with his tail between his legs.

[–]MG87 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well who is?

[–]famoushorse 42ポイント43ポイント  (2子コメント)

I am reading /pol/ right now and it's fucking hilarious. They are all accusing each other of being shills, posting links to polls, and trying to claim Hillary did well because she had an earpiece...again. It's beyond sad. They are in full spin mode.

[–]Jeffy29 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

The_Donald is in full conspiracy mode about Clinton having questions beforehand and her notes taken away by a mystery man afterwards. Yes because nobody could guess those super bland questions all of which were talked about for last three months...

It's hilarious how on one hand they scream how they won and on another attack the moderator (who couldn't shut up trump once) or engage in conspiracy theories. They know they lost, they are just too insecure to admit it.

[–]RhysPeanutButterCups [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

It's almost like she actually prepared for the debate or something.

I think Donald just criticized me for preparing for this debate. And yes, I did. And you know what else I prepared for? I prepared to be President. And that is a good thing.

God, she had so many good lines last night.

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[–]AHedgeKnight 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

/pol/ during the debate was fucking priceless because they were getting brigaded y literally everybody

[–]DreadNephromancer 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hopefully there's screenshots, I was listening during a road trip and had no chance to see real-time reactions.

[–]njndirish 67ポイント68ポイント  (3子コメント)

Don't forget guys, Ron Paul won the debates in 2012 per these online polls

[–]KaerMorhen 57ポイント58ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trump - "We lose at everything" 9/26/16

[–]lt_dpp_writer[S] 87ポイント88ポイント  (8子コメント)

There are some absolute gems in that post-debate thread:

This post, the one about optics got deleted, but you can see it in the user's thread.

The optics were not good. He looked like a raving maniac compared to Clinton. Still, Trump has been thinking ten steps ahead this whole election, so I have to think his performance tonight was deliberate.

Regardless, I don't think this debate changed anyone's mind either way. It certainly didn't change mine.

That got deleted despite his obvious bias to Trump.

Then there's this

He said he won, so he won ...

Clinton won, but she blew her wad too early! Trump, 4D chess, etc.

Sure, Trump's words were a floundering mess, but what about Non-Verbal? Feelz before realz

Oh shit, the polls are closing!

Errm, Trump was strong. Yeah, strong. Presidential. That's about it.

[–]putin_putin_putin 72ポイント73ポイント  (3子コメント)

When the_donald starts getting involved in mental gymnastics instead of just chanting 'Hilary BTFO' or something similar, that is a good indicator that they are aware that whatever happened isn't good for Trump

[–]shillin_and_chillin 23ポイント24ポイント  (2子コメント)

What was really pathetic is that Trump's first tweet after the debate seemed desperate and sad, as though he knew he did poorly, but then he started tweeting out all of these online poll results that have him at like 90%. He's probably too thick in the head to realize that those polls get brigaded to shit and are absolutely worthless, but in his mind anyone who says he lost is just biased

[–]Milleuros 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

That doesn't matter if he believes he won or not. He can use them as evidence that he did. And let's be honest: probably less than 5% of US citizen know about vote brigading on the internet.

[–]desumoyo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's perfect, he lost, but he will only know that once the election be done.

In the meantime, he will try to replicate this debate "HuuuuUGE victory" at the other ones, so learn to say thanks, The_Deplorable might have just made sure Hillary get elected :)

[–]zrownycustom flair 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trump: Sincere, looking straight into the camera, at times even squinting to increase his laugh lines to give a genuine smile

And they say Hillary is a robot? wtf

[–]redditfalcons 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

One of the comments you linked:

Best part of the debate, the most genius part was saying she did not have the temperament to be President and he did. Shocked, the audience laughed thinking it was a joke. Then he followed up "I have the temperament to win".

Awww that's kind of sad. They don't realize the audience was definitely at him.

[–]0zymandeus 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

You need to start getting cached versions of these before T_D mods pull them down.

[–]sherwelbuilding 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

The optics were not good. He looked like a raving maniac compared to Clinton. Still, Trump has been thinking ten steps ahead this whole election, so I have to think his performance tonight was deliberate.

Holy shit guys, its 22D hungry hungry hippos, we're fucked...

Regardless, I don't think this debate changed anyone's mind either way. It certainly didn't change mine.

No kidding? The debates are about making undecided voters choose who to vote for.

https://np.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/54ol3s/postdebate_magathread_another_win_for_trump_are/d83o56h

the_delusional

https://np.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/54ol3s/postdebate_magathread_another_win_for_trump_are/d83o2ao

yeah no, this guy has absolutely no idea what he's talking about. If anything Hillary was slow to start... And even if his weird logic was true, Hillary DOES have ammo. She has yet to correct him on 3 big lies he made (iran payment, ISIS land, black democrats), she could do that in the next debate.

https://np.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/54ol3s/postdebate_magathread_another_win_for_trump_are/d83o15y

nonsense, even trump supporters admit as such.

https://np.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/54ol3s/postdebate_magathread_another_win_for_trump_are/d83nzda

TRUMP COULDN'T EVEN WIN IN AN ONLINE POLL THAT IS BEING BRIGADED BY THE_DONALD. HAHAHA

Oh man I am feeling good today, I hope that within 5 days the polls will reflect Hillary's performance.

[–]tomdarch 44ポイント45ポイント  (2子コメント)

And their brigading is failing. Some are close to 50/50. One I saw was 45/55.

How hard is it for them to brigade some shitty online polls?

[–]dzendian 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

If they are brigading and that close or barely winning... It really says something for the other side.

[–]kirkum2020 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah. They've trashed them all at this point.

It must be weird for people that don't realise the poll they just voted on got brigaded. Like they've just stepped into an alternate universe.

[–]LlewynDavis1 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

Do they really think hillary has no more ammo.

[–]catdumplingRaisin Monsoon Season 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

She could literally debate Trump every day for the next eight years and not come close to running out of ammo. Trump's 70+ years would catch up with him in a way he could never imagine.

[–]ninjelephantSJW CUCK 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking sad and hilarious

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  5. Exhibit B2 of panic - 1, 2, Error, 3

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[–]catdumplingRaisin Monsoon Season 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nobody with half a brain and who actually understands presidential races would believe any of those polls for a second. They went a little overboard, because nobody is going to buy Trump "winning" by a margin like 80%.

Also, T_D turds do realize that polls have zero effect on who actually gets elected, right? Or have they not gotten to that part of 5th Grade American History I yet?

EDIT: it looks like some of the media sites are updating their poll page with notes pointing out that their polls are completely unscientific and don't really amount to jack shit. They're onto you Trumpeteers, they're onto you!

[–]DieWithUrMaskOn 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey don't blame me I voted for the green m&m.

[–]Cageweek 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

How the flying fuck they think POLLS matter. How amazingly braindead.

[–]notathr0waway1 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not only polls but online radio button polls which apparently can be easily manipulated with bots.

[–]MG87 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stumped

[–]delicious_grownups 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Those comments are just sad. Is that how I reacted when Bernie lost? Holy shit

[–]cozyredchair 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

If you have the insight to ask that question, probably not.

[–]typeswithgenitals 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Poe's law is strong here. They're caricatures of themselves at this point.

[–]vaindorian 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Remember they are infamous for running scripts to manipulate online polls.

[–]thevaginapirate 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So a bunch of online trolls are inflating the results so when Trump loses they can whine he was the WINNER? I don't get it.

[–]TOKENBROWNGUY2020 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

They're skewing online polls by using "flip this poll" https://twitter.com/search?q=%22flip%20this%20poll%22&src=typd

[–]Pononimous99 -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

why can't any of you wake up and realize: if Clinton becomes POTUS this will be the last elections you will see in your lifetimes! Why can't you get that? What's stopping any of you from seeing the truth? E Mails Benghazi Aleppo Senate investigations Crooked ponzi scheme Clinton Foundation Her cronies taking the 5th Her cronies being given immunity by other cronies. Heads of FBI and DoJ covering for her. Selling gov positions through Obama Obama trying to take US Internet freedom of speech away (ICANN) Clinton/Obama trying to nationalize police (what they do in communist countries.) Bill Clinton barred from practicing law in Arkansas because of ethics violations.

Do you really have to wait until a fascist, oppressive government sends it's goons to your house to drag you to a prison before you actually open your eyes and see the truth? I certainly hope not for your sakes. Your my fellow Americans and I wouldn't want to see that happen to any American.

Wake up. Get red-pilled, see and accept the truth before it's too late.

[–]gavinbrindstar 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You either need to drink more, or drink less. Not sure which.